Alexander Skarsgard Returns In SCARF THUNDER

February 10th, 2012 // 34 Comments

[Ed. Note: For those of you wondering where the hell Alexander Skarsgard‘s been, and with good reason, I shit you not, from this post in October to this pic taken last night at New York Fashion Week, he fell completely off the map save for a brief Golden Globes after party appearance which somehow slipped under our radar. We don’t know what he’s been doing, or where he’s been, but just assume it involves performing such incredible rapes that by the end they don’t even count as rape if I’m understanding Kate Bosworth and pretty much the entire premise of the Straw Dogs remake correctly. Ladies?]

Photos: Getty


  1. The ScarfGod has returned! ALL HAIL THE SCARFGOD!

  2. Is rapetacular a real word?

  3. JC

    I’d assume he was off filming the new season of True Blood? And raping.

  4. Ganja Din

    He’s just lucky that other guy is taking the rap for him trying to abduct that girl in Walmart.

  5. forrest gump

    well, it was all piece & quiet untill he showed up…….

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  7. Cock Dr

    This present has too much wrapping.
    How can I tell what exactly I’ve been gifted?
    Unfortunately the only thing viewable is the sad case of winter potato face.

  8. Alexander Skarsgard
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    There he is ! I’ve been going through withdraws.

  9. finally

    This just proves how well some celebrities can drop of the radar when they please….. GOD HE YUMMY!

  10. Dick

    Great. The male version of GOOP.

  11. EricLr

    Hell, I’m not gay and even I’d fuck him.

  12. Where is the spoked wheel of a speeding convertible when you need one?

  13. Locknload

    You gave the people what they wanted!

    Thank you. I’ve truly missed these posts.

    As Skarsgard does, keep ‘em coming

  14. Trek Girl

    He looks like Jim Carrey to me.

    • My Right One

      An infinitely hotter, cooler & more do-able Jim Carrey.

      To answer your question, Fish…yep, and so a remake was born for no other reason I can detect. This is the magic of The Skarsgard.

  15. Alexander Skarsgard
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    Now this is what a healthy Macaulay Culkin is supposed to look like!

  16. Carona

    Askars is back yummy , He looks tired though . Get so rest if you can . I hope we see your handsome smile the next time you take a picture . Welcome back Alex . I love the new look very european

    • Trek Girl

      Doesn’t he always look tired? He looks tired in almost every picture, interview, or clip from a movie or TV show that I’ve seen him in. Maybe it’s just me.

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  18. Carolyn

    So fucking ugly.

  19. AnnaDraconida

    I looked at the pics and was like, uh, OK. I looked at them with the song playing & laughed until I was in tears. Priceless.

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  22. Frenchgal

    God I missed the dude !

  23. V

    YESSSS Swedish winnie makes a triumphant return.

    Thank you Fish, you rock.

  24. anda

    your skarsgard posts are works of art. i want to collect them and hang them on my wall.

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