So that’s who Corey Feldman was talking about…
Here are new shots of Alexander Skarsgard filming in New York City this morning where I’d like to point out that yesterday I made a joke about him humping a traffic cone, and then this photo happened. More importantly, note the use of foreplay before entry making the Skarsgard an aggressive, yet tender international fucking machine. And yes, I had to ask five different woman to explain me to why he’s not immediately jabbing his penis in at the first sign of consent. (I assumed the first four conspired to trick me into believing “foreplay” was an actual word.) I’ll leave you to your panty moistenings and pants tents pitching now.
[Ed. Note: The last pic was the original post before the little girl shot popped up. For you see, I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Skarsgard with sounds of the 80s & 90s.]
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Splash News




































Are you kidding, we’ve been seeing the same bikini pics and actresses for years. Keep the ASkars coming!! Makes my day. Although def weird on the pedophile bent…….
+100
So sassy! I’m a big fan of the music accompaniments. Keep em comin like Skarsgard!!
TSW keep up the good work. That is one handsome man, and this is coming from a man who doesnt like men, except maybe Brad Pitt, Clooney and anything hairless and toned
This article is just offensive and I worry about the mind it came from.
Fish is throwing a bone (literally) to the women on this site. He knows we want Alex, so he gives us our Viking fuckbot to stare at. We women get subjected to the same t&a over and over and over. So you get to deal with the same peen, over and over and over.
Keep it coming.
Yep.
Bake me some brownies sweetheart!
Superfecal– LOL!
Agreed.
i don’t think i would let jim carrey that close to my child…
Uncanny.
I said it before and I’ll say it again – he has that old man face! Cannot understand the appeal. More Jason Momoa and less of the man with the weird face!
He looks much better when he washes his hair.
Grow it out honey; get shaggy for me.
That a nice forearm.
Looks like fun. If he was a just a little taller I suppose I would take a twirl on the Skarsgard viking forearm swing.
Why is it that every man who is photographed interacting with a child who is not his own is immediately suggested to be a likely pedophile? Must we completely ignore other people’s offspring? Treat them with Puritanical respect?
Oh. That’s right. This is the internet. Assume the worst, say the nastiest.
Chill. It’s just a joke. No one here really thinks Skarsgård’s a pedophile.
We think he’s playing with that kid in order to get to her mom.
My panties aren’t bunching simply because of the Skars; I was referring to the practice in general. Groundlessly calling someone a pedophile, jokingly or not, is not like making fun of the way someone looks or the things they say. There are many oversensitive, impressionable, sheep-brained people out there who would and will jump to conclusions based on suggestions like that, maybe not about Swedish hotness up there, but about others. And, unlike calling someone ugly or stupid, this is a serious and disturbing accusation on a different level.
But yeah, I know, chill. Not sure what’s with my white knighting today. I know nobody wants to hear me preach, but it’s good to blow off steam every now and then.
Stop making sense this instant! There is no place for that on the internet.
Seriously, no one thinks Skarsgard is a pedophile, chillax.
Your musical captions and Skarsgard go together like peanut butter and jelly. You know, but with more of a rape vibe.
Thems’ some child bearing hips.
creeeepy
I don’t think he’s all that great looking but, I don’t watch that whatever show he is on. He seems like he has a small head and small features but he’s like 8 fucking feet tall. Maybe if I saw him act…
“Hi, honey!… What are we doing, you ask? Oh…nothing.”
He’s making my ovaries throb!
There’s an app for that.
“Could you…make it out…to…Knives…Chau?”
+1
+2
If you told me that the Alexander Skarsgård photo gallery featured a dog staring at a pair of tits, this is not what I would have expected.
“A website called “the Superficial”? They’re doing what? How many times?”
UNF
I sold her to an Arab sheik.
I told you I sold her, I did not eat her!
Bite me! Please, BITE ME!!!
I like Skarsgard.
I think he probably reads all these posts and gets a kick out of them.
He seems cool like that.
He is so damn HOT!!!! AHHHH! I can’t take it, blind me!
Yesssssss!
Pull your damn pants up, you moron!
looks like Sheriff Northmann snagged himself a tiny teacup human! lord have mercy I need to get up to NYC……. speaking of tents I’m digging those grey jeans
Charming and dreamy, I for one, hope the askars posts keep coming!
I’d drop to my knees and suck the white off of his cock.
Sorry, but he’s smokin’
Jim Carrey?
Godrick owns this bitch.
Please ignore the peanut gallery and continue to post all the pictures of Alex you can. He’s too damned cute with that little girl. The video of them from that shoot is really sweet.