“Wait. You mean this guy I pleasantly raped in the bathroom?”
“It vasn’t really rape by zee end, brothah.”
“Ha! No, it wasn’t. I mean, eww.”
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You don’t get much more white bread than that.
No way that’s his Bro.Pic #1 he’s taunting us ,”WTF,is this baldy my brother?”
Selena Gomez wants to win an Oscar.
Man it must suck to be his brother and look like that. Not as good looking, not as tall and going bald, nature played a cruel joke on him.
..and people are still surprised of the downfall of america?
Fuck off. Really, just fuck the fuck off. You’re inane, moronic and painfully, supremely unfunny…and your “expire by” date was sometime back in 1987.
it’s pretty obvious he hates America too, racist fuck. I kept holding out hope that one day he’d make a funny, but now he just needs to gtfo
It doesn’t make him racist (which is actually one of the problems I have with America, a tendency to scream racist when the term really isn’t appropriate). It does, however, make him an ignorant, culturally biased, bigoted xenophobic fucknugget will never get over the fact that the closest he’ll ever get to this country is through a dialup internet connection.
Haha
Do the ladies really find this dude attractive? Not feeling it. Homeboy looks like Jeffrey Dahmer without glasses.
http://www.serialkillercalendar.com/Serial%20Killer%20Images/Dahmer/0.jpg
No. We don’t.
Yes. We do.
Speak for yourself >.
Yes, some of us really do.
For some reason, he’s much hotter in film. Straw Dogs > Still photos
Ah, man. Don’t make me pull the pot/kettle/you started that shit card. *side eyes mensa*
It’s another case of Giselle’s twin. Nature can be so cruel.
So I guess you don’t think he looks like Jeffrey Dahmer then, huh, fish?
wtf is up with the comments disappearing and reappearing?
You should be working, Doctor! And yes, I would say Dahmer looks like a puffy whatsthisguysface.
P Diddy won an Oscar, Brad Pitt did not.
Gustaf: Wonderful award-winning European actor (many more movies and awards than Alex), extremely smart (youngest person ever admitted to Swedish Dramatic National Theater Academy), and very, very funny. He is much beloved for many charitable efforts in Sweden, esp. regarding peace and the environment. Not that people posting here care about stupid things like these (“superficial”).
Award-winning, smart, funny and beloved charity worker. Check. And when his brother’s in town you know he hasn’t got a fucking hope in hell of getting laid.
He has lived with his very pretty Swedish girlfriend for several years, so he doesn’t worry about competing in that regard when he visits his brother in superficial town. He is a genuinely good guy. Rape jokes are not deserved.
Wouldn’t he get his pick of Alexander’s rejects? I mean, that’s more or less how it worked on Entourage—Turtle and Drama get laid mostly for hanging around Vince.
Katherine123 don’t waste your time here. These two brothers are the greatest and stand for a lot! They are very smart, witty, sexy. They would never even think the way these losers are here. They wouldn’t even give that much time and thought to such mindless comments.These brothers are the ones getting photographed not the mindless ones here writing such crap. That speaks volume. For the rape comment in poor taste Superficial. That is another sign of mindless writing here.
Crusts on or crusts off? If this is white bread, where in the Swedish chef hell do I buy a loaf?
wtf is up with those comments on this photograph. i adore these pics of these two hotties, but rape is never funny. ever. in poor taste, the superficial, in poor taste.
Hotties? They’re both ugly.
to each his own.
Delicious.
And weirdly, I’m going to go download that song now. I didn’t think The Superficial would become a Pandora, but hey.
how are you guys getting Jeffrey Dahmer??? sometimes, especially in his goofier shots he looks a little like the first Darrin [Dick York] from Bewitched tho, then I remember Alex is hot 98% of the time… and yeah… this other alleged Skarsgard just won’t do… no dahling, no…
Whatever to the crass remarks, these two can play in my gene pool anytime!
the line starts here… he is gorgeous and the brother is a cutie. i’ll take them both at the same time. mmmm, swedish sandwich.
I can’t distinguishthe Skasgaaaaaads. Stellan, Peter, Alexander and now this guy. Are they all cousins? Why is one of them married to Maggie Gyenahaaal?
Thank yooou! For the one on the left.
Yeah they do!
Alex have more brothers!
Proooowwwww…..