Alessandra Ambrosio Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News

- Tom Hardy holding a puppy will make you menstruate. [Dlisted]

- Brad Pitt has a bloated carb face. [Lainey Gossip]

- A woman’s abs are something like magic. [theCHIVE]

- MTV let Rebel Wilson straddle Channing Tatum because apparently death is funny to them. [TooFab]

- Gisele Bundchen looked like this when she was 16. [BuzzFeed]

- Blake Lively is still leggy as hell. [Popoholic]

- Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are getting “serious” which means he’s banging Vegas hookers behind her back now. There’s a rhythm and a dance to this. [Celebuzz]

- That’s right, Selena Gomez, slowly undress Ashley Benson with your eyes… [IDLYITW]

- Candice Swanepoel also shouldn’t stop wearing bikinis. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carmen Electra’s banging Ryan Lochte now. [Celebslam]

- Doutzen Kroes in a thong, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kristin Cavallari says Kristin Cavallari isn’t on coke. Sounds credible. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Captain Canuck is making more progress than Justice League. [FilmDrunk]

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