Posted in response to “Hey, did you hear Miranda Kerr got married?”
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gogo | July 23, 2010 at 11:49 am
FiRSTTTTT!
Sugar | July 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Yes congratulations!! You’re the first LOSERDOUCHE of the day!!!
gogo | July 23, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Get over it.
Que | July 23, 2010 at 11:50 am
Que like.
gogo | July 23, 2010 at 11:51 am
Que, u always give me a run for my money..
Bob | July 23, 2010 at 11:52 am
Bullshit!!
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 11:52 am
Ahhhhhh……BEAUTY!
What a great photo shoot. She is blessed with the tall n skinny gene.
chigirl | July 23, 2010 at 11:58 am
she looks old, bitchy, and like she had a baby
chigirl | July 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm
and I miss the other banner girl. This one is not hot.
Sugar | July 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Get over it.
Sugar | July 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
She has no fat and looks better than me but I still fail to see the alleged “perfection” of this woman.
gogo | July 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Get over it?
Lady Blah Blah | July 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Yeah, Miranda and Orlando got married. I considered suicide when I read that last night, but then I decided I’d be better off just being happy for (despite being jealous of) Orlando. And for both of them.
Alessandra’s cute but to me Miranda’s cuter.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm
both meh..
jessiesgirl | July 23, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I don’t think she’s ‘too skinny’ per se, but her body is built so straight up and down and her face is just blah, and slightly manish. Don’t get why people rave about her.
guy who makes song reference | July 23, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I wish that i had you
Mike Walker | July 23, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Where can I find a woman like that?
pizza | July 23, 2010 at 1:06 pm
i get the c-section scar above her right hipbone, but what’s up with the scarring around her bellybutton?
SnarkyPup | July 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm
The belly button scars could be the result of a tummy tuck. Wouldn’t surprise me that much. I think Alessandra is a good coat hanger type model because she is tall and very thin. She makes clothes look good in photos or on a runway. Never understood why they keep putting her in bikinis though because those, many others do much better (e.g. women with sexy curves but not too much fat like Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, etc). Alessandra is not the prettiest or most feminine looking in the facial department either. Will look a lot like Steven Tyler in a few more years.
burton | July 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
i dont find this girl that hot, Idk…she looks the same as any other generic model…now if it was Ellen Page or something..then yes!
OnTheRealThough | July 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm
LOL @ Ellen Page over this woman. She’s not like all the other models, in my opinion. And this chick had a baby. How!? I love her.
Ellen Page looks like a 14yr old boy sometimes. Cool…if that’s what you’re into.
Jack | July 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Dude, Ellen Page? Are you fucking serious? And you have the nerve to call Ambrosio generic? Ellen Page is the blandest person — both in looks and personality — that I have ever seen. Now I don’t particularly think this girl is that attractive (Adrian Lima, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Nicole Trunfio, Isabel Goulart, Irina Shayk, etc are all hotter), but she is hotter than Ellen fucking Page that’s for damn sure.
buttfuck | July 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm
borderline tranny, dogface, super super bitchyface. the body is good tho. severly overrated model.
Dude | July 23, 2010 at 2:05 pm
She isn’t hot. She kind of has a man face. Her chin is too pointy, and her body is like a beanpole — absolutely no curves at all. Miranda Kerr is much hotter. She has such a more prettier face than this dog.
Gando | July 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm
She’d resemble a Greek statue.
Mark | July 23, 2010 at 2:16 pm
She makes enough money to afford a boob job. Why has it not happened yet?
SnarkyPup | July 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Supposedly she is afraid of plastic surgery due to a botched ear pinning as a child. Seriously, that’s what she has said. Someone else pointed out belly button scarring though so who knows? I agree that she would look so much better with bigger boobs.
keune | July 24, 2010 at 4:26 am
the irony..she ALREADY HAS had one…
Lady Blah Blah | July 23, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Maybe she has an IQ above 90?
Diego | July 23, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Compared to most non Western, non-Oriental nations, an IQ of 90 would actually be considered smart. I mean, the average African’s IQ is 70.
Me | July 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
^^^^ This comment doesn’t make any sense. I think you mean “Unlike most non Western, non-Oriental nations, an IQ of 90 would actually be considered smart. I mean, the average African’s IQ is 70.” Because an IQ of 90 compared to Western or Oriental nations would not be considered smart.
When you try to sound smart, at least organize your sentence properly.
Lady Blah Blah | July 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm
I meant for my IQ comment to go under Mark’s comment about why MS Ambrosio has not gotten a “boob job.” IOW, I don’t think getting a boob job is a smart thing to do to one’s body.
See Alice | July 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Nothing special here . Where is Kelly Brook ?
Alli Watermelon | July 24, 2010 at 12:44 am
AGREED. Kelly Brook puts this “female” to shame lol. If she wasn’t a model, I wouldn’t really care. But how…does something like this define the word, “model”? Ick.
captain america | July 24, 2010 at 12:01 am
………..she must hate “EATING”?
99.9 percent of the american people DON’T!!
Alli Watermelon | July 24, 2010 at 12:43 am
Ugly, masculine face….man, that JAW. And her body is…anything but perfection. If by perfection you mean skinny and shapeless then okay, fine.
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tutu | September 6, 2010 at 9:10 pm
ugly in the face