Alessandra Ambrosio is in a Bikini

July 23rd, 2010 // 53 Comments

Posted in response to “Hey, did you hear Miranda Kerr got married?”

Photos: Fame

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio
    pizza
    Commented on this photo:

    i get the c-section scar above her right hipbone, but what’s up with the scarring around her bellybutton?

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio
    bootylover
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one that wishes this photo was taken from the other direction to get a good close look between her legs?

  3. gogo

    FiRSTTTTT!

  4. Que

    Que like.

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    This might be my favorite.

  6. Bob

    Bullshit!!

  7. Ahhhhhh……BEAUTY!
    What a great photo shoot. She is blessed with the tall n skinny gene.

  8. chigirl

    she looks old, bitchy, and like she had a baby

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio
    ena
    Commented on this photo:

    Stunning, best milf body ever.

  10. Alessandra Ambrosio
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    omfg. fuck.

  11. Sugar

    She has no fat and looks better than me but I still fail to see the alleged “perfection” of this woman.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio
    It's HUGE
    Commented on this photo:

    What a sleeper! You asses are extremely desperate to post JC Penney catalog pics. Continue showing more, and lots more of KK’s whopper ASS especially spreading it WIDE with gaping bunghole. And I guess her boobies, face and twat with hair galore!!! Hell, I’m gettin’ a woody just thinking of KK’s ASS.

  13. Lady Blah Blah

    Yeah, Miranda and Orlando got married. I considered suicide when I read that last night, but then I decided I’d be better off just being happy for (despite being jealous of) Orlando. And for both of them.

    Alessandra’s cute but to me Miranda’s cuter.

  14. jessiesgirl

    I don’t think she’s ‘too skinny’ per se, but her body is built so straight up and down and her face is just blah, and slightly manish. Don’t get why people rave about her.

  15. pizza

    i get the c-section scar above her right hipbone, but what’s up with the scarring around her bellybutton?

    • SnarkyPup

      The belly button scars could be the result of a tummy tuck. Wouldn’t surprise me that much. I think Alessandra is a good coat hanger type model because she is tall and very thin. She makes clothes look good in photos or on a runway. Never understood why they keep putting her in bikinis though because those, many others do much better (e.g. women with sexy curves but not too much fat like Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, etc). Alessandra is not the prettiest or most feminine looking in the facial department either. Will look a lot like Steven Tyler in a few more years.

  16. Alessandra Ambrosio
    tim
    Commented on this photo:

    perrrrfect

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    this pics are so fake

  18. burton

    i dont find this girl that hot, Idk…she looks the same as any other generic model…now if it was Ellen Page or something..then yes!

    • OnTheRealThough

      LOL @ Ellen Page over this woman. She’s not like all the other models, in my opinion. And this chick had a baby. How!? I love her.

      Ellen Page looks like a 14yr old boy sometimes. Cool…if that’s what you’re into.

    • Jack

      Dude, Ellen Page? Are you fucking serious? And you have the nerve to call Ambrosio generic? Ellen Page is the blandest person — both in looks and personality — that I have ever seen. Now I don’t particularly think this girl is that attractive (Adrian Lima, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Nicole Trunfio, Isabel Goulart, Irina Shayk, etc are all hotter), but she is hotter than Ellen fucking Page that’s for damn sure.

  19. buttfuck

    borderline tranny, dogface, super super bitchyface. the body is good tho. severly overrated model.

  20. Dude

    She isn’t hot. She kind of has a man face. Her chin is too pointy, and her body is like a beanpole — absolutely no curves at all. Miranda Kerr is much hotter. She has such a more prettier face than this dog.

  21. Gando

    She’d resemble a Greek statue.

  22. Mark

    She makes enough money to afford a boob job. Why has it not happened yet?

    • SnarkyPup

      Supposedly she is afraid of plastic surgery due to a botched ear pinning as a child. Seriously, that’s what she has said. Someone else pointed out belly button scarring though so who knows? I agree that she would look so much better with bigger boobs.

    • keune

      the irony..she ALREADY HAS had one…

  23. Lady Blah Blah

    Maybe she has an IQ above 90?

    • Diego

      Compared to most non Western, non-Oriental nations, an IQ of 90 would actually be considered smart. I mean, the average African’s IQ is 70.

      • Me

        ^^^^ This comment doesn’t make any sense. I think you mean “Unlike most non Western, non-Oriental nations, an IQ of 90 would actually be considered smart. I mean, the average African’s IQ is 70.” Because an IQ of 90 compared to Western or Oriental nations would not be considered smart.

        When you try to sound smart, at least organize your sentence properly.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      I meant for my IQ comment to go under Mark’s comment about why MS Ambrosio has not gotten a “boob job.” IOW, I don’t think getting a boob job is a smart thing to do to one’s body.

  24. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    as far as i’m concerned, life is not fucking fair.

  25. See Alice

    Nothing special here . Where is Kelly Brook ?

    • Alli Watermelon

      AGREED. Kelly Brook puts this “female” to shame lol. If she wasn’t a model, I wouldn’t really care. But how…does something like this define the word, “model”? Ick.

  26. Alessandra Ambrosio
    yoshua
    Commented on this photo:

    Que culo!!!!!!!!!! hayyyyyy

  27. Alessandra Ambrosio
    useless
    Commented on this photo:

    monstrous feet!

    I think her face is hot – it doesn’t look “mannish” to me

  28. captain america

    ………..she must hate “EATING”?
    99.9 percent of the american people DON’T!!

  29. Alli Watermelon

    Ugly, masculine face….man, that JAW. And her body is…anything but perfection. If by perfection you mean skinny and shapeless then okay, fine.

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  31. Alessandra Ambrosio
    dee
    Commented on this photo:

    I do not find her body physically appealing at all..

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    She has no curves. I don’t mean fat; I mean sexy hips, hourglass, cleavage etc.

    These pics are planned so she looks good. She has to twist, arch her back to create the illusion, wrap her hands around her chest to get cleavage.

    Here’s her real bod in the unscripted pics (and these are the “meatier” ones):

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1297313/Alessandra-Ambrosio-strikes-poses-Caribbean.html

  33. Alessandra Ambrosio
    The General
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, who does your web design? Why do I have to have the full page reload just to see the next picture. Can’t your half-wit designer copy some code from a site that actually works? In all seriousness, I love this website. I love your horribly offensive editorials and asides. I love the awesome pictures. Basically I love the content, but I loathe the way it’s arranged. Please spring for someone that knows what they’re doing.
    I started copying the image url and manually editing the number of picture to go through the photos attached to the post. It’s actually faster to do that than to use the site itself. WTF!!!

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio
    ilu
    Commented on this photo:

    her belly button kind of looks like a piercing scar…thats what mine looks like after it migrated :(.

  35. tutu

    ugly in the face

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