Alessandra Ambrosio Doing Pilates and Other News

Photo Boy / February 10, 2011

- Dina Lohan fully believes God wants Lindsay to steal shit. No, really. [Popeater]

- Lady GaGa is just masturbating on stage now. Why not? [Dlisted]

- 26 People You Probably Didn’t Know Were Scientologists: A veritable who’s who of closet homosexuals and Laura Prepon?! WTF? [BuzzFeed]

- Carrie Underwood is one step away from dressing Mike Fisher in cute little sweaters to match his leash. [Lainey Gossip]

- Audrina Patridge is a runway model now, I guess. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Brooklyn Decker is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Snooki’s search for a soul-mate has finally ended. [Bossip]

- Victoria Beckham’s gold-plated iPhone is the perfect accessory for today’s Peasant Flesh purse. [Celebslam]

- Michelle Trachtenberg saves the goods for the bedroom, but here’s the rest. [Maxim]

- Dita Von Teese, however, saves the goods for right here. [IDLYITW]

- Michael Caine is the balls. [TooFab]

- AnnaLynne McCord just gave Austin Powers a boner. [Popoholic]

- Fitness Girls invite you to play a little ‘Who’s Got the Penis?’ And it’s my 15th birthday all over again. [theCHIVE]

- A List of Athletes That Love Strippers that surprisingly isn’t the words “ALL OF THEM” in bold 72pt font. [Bleacher Report]

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