And Now Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay

February 12th, 2013 // 9 Comments

Because these deserve better than getting lost in yesterday’s Grammys coverage, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Lars Ribeiro posing in lingerie for Michael Bay‘s latest Victoria’s Secret commercial which, as much as I hate to say this, is the man’s true calling. God clearly put this man on Earth for a purpose even though there were some issues in the beginning. “Behold! A few final touches and this child shall become the preeminent director of sexy woman in lingerie, and ooh, goddammit, that douche essence poured out faster than I thought. I only wanted a pinch. — Eh, fuck it.” *shoves baby in Michael Bay’s mom’s uterus*

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Ambrosio is hot, but it’s about time Victoria takes her out to pasture.

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    Frank Burns
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    You can almost see the ‘Frank Burns’ tattoo.

  3. I know you like to rip on this guy’s movies, but I think that this proves that as a cinematographer, Michael Bay is a goddamn national treasure.

  4. I just KNOW that she will never be truly “happy” until she has me… at least that’s what I’ll be telling my right hand later.

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    Never really understood the appeal as a “super” model. There are girls who have more pronounced hips and boobs that pull off the “skinny” thing better, imo.

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    FUCKBEAST
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    Would you like some syrup with those pancakes?

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    MEDAMNIT
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    WOW!!!!!! I would give her my lunch money four years straight. That’s perfection man!!!!

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    IdFKTaylorWithUrDick
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    If I die in the next week… even in the next year… I would love to come back as her panties. Take me now, please!!!

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