Alec Baldwin’s Drunken Grizzly Bear Seed Is Strong

The Superficial | January 30, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Despite a busy schedule of clandestine right-wing operatives roping him into going 800% bear-shit on the paparazzi, Alec Baldwin somehow found time to ejaculate into his wife’s vagina thus impregnating her and making all those random sidewalk push-ups look slightly less ridiculous. When asked if they’re hoping for a boy or a girl, Alec responded by eating three campers who left an open Snickers bar inside their tent.

I’m joking! I’m joking. It was scotch, he smelled scotch.

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