Alec Baldwin’s Drunken Grizzly Bear Seed Is Strong

January 30th, 2013 // 16 Comments

Despite a busy schedule of clandestine right-wing operatives roping him into going 800% bear-shit on the paparazzi, Alec Baldwin somehow found time to ejaculate into his wife’s vagina thus impregnating her and making all those random sidewalk push-ups look slightly less ridiculous. When asked if they’re hoping for a boy or a girl, Alec responded by eating three campers who left an open Snickers bar inside their tent.

I’m joking! I’m joking. It was scotch, he smelled scotch.

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  1. BB

    I guess I’ll get it out of the way: this baby is going to be Hilaria’s.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Wow, he married that gold digger?

    Anyways, I’d usually start making up comments for these photos, but they’re funny enough.

  3. Frank Burns

    Aw come on, where are the pics of him stumbling around the streets of New York with a sheet over his head?

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    ThisWillHurt
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    He’s already giving his unborn child the middle finger? I can’t wait to hear is net voicemail.

  5. Well, let’s hope he lives to 73 to see his child graduate from high school.

  6. A man whose hair looks like that has no business flashing that smile.

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    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    I find this photo Hilarias.

  8. Hilaria Thomas Pregnant Alec Baldwin
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    Goddamn…she’s got GREAT legs!

  9. Gold digging Level 5 Achievement unlocked.

  10. anonym

    alec looks like the world’s biggest douchebag.

    that face, I just want to punch it hard.

  11. Hilaria Thomas Pregnant Alec Baldwin
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    “She’s a great wife, but she doesn’t really know how to give a lapdance.”

  12. Hilaria Thomas Pregnant Alec Baldwin
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    Pictured is the moment Hilaria Thomas got pregnant

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    Edvard Munch
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    She’s wicked hot. I want one of those when I get old too.

  14. Hilaria Thomas Pregnant Alec Baldwin
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    Buttfucking right in public? I want to be rich too!

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    Martin
    Commented on this photo:

    just because one is a celebrity does not mean that they should be hunted and haunted by these photons Alec should have kicked some serious ass

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