You oughta know, Maxim. You oughta know.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
“Self-Love,” eh? Couldn’t find anybody else?
“I can count to orange!!”
What I wanna know is…..did the site actually PAY for these photos?
There’s a ton of DGAF going on in this picture.
I could walk around this floor of my office and find a woman hotter than Miley Cyrus. Hope it was worth the thirty pieces of silver, Maxim.
She just looks like a mom/wife. I’d happily go to town on it.
Yeah, she got older…just like I did. She’s built for comfort now, not speed.
You Oughta Know (better than to wear that)
I wonder if this is what she had in mind when she penned the “An older version of me” line from “You Oughta Know.”
I doubt it, she was something like 19 when she wrote that…her idea of “older” probably meant 21 or some such…teenagers have no sense of scale.
Thumbs up, regardless
life has a funny way of sneaking up on you.
No wait, no it isn’t.
Wait, where’s my damn thumb buttons?
I know, I miss my thumbs. :(
My validation! Where is my validation!
I guess now the best I can hope for is a snarky nod of agreement from Justifiable, or expanding the joke all day with McBeef.
I do love a good expansion.
Now THAT’S ironic.
No, wait, dammit, it isn’t.
I felt bad because I had no thumbs,
Until I saw that Mama June’s head was basically one giant thumb.
I think that’s an old saw from my youth.
Total Mom body.
I have to say, by Maxim logic, maybe she is…the magazine is for people 12 and under, written by clueless woman…
Ryan Reynolds went from this to scarjo to Blake lively. Well played.
I dunno, Blake Lively seems kinda like a lateral move at best.
She looks like a happy normal size woman. I’d rather look like her than Miley, Lindsay, Kim or any other exhibitionist so-called celebrity. Plus her music is good and she was great on Weeds.
Alanis is a woman who is a talented songwriter and singer and is no longer a skinny minnie. To me that’s much more preferable than some bikin-clad waste of press coverage like Lohan or Cyrus, who both lack talent and are attention whores.
You Can’t Do That On Television
“It’s like RAAI-IAAA-AAIIN form your thunder thighs!”
She would probably still be a fun date to the movies
“Self Love” is right sweetie…..now go give yourself a kelp enema and give Gwyneth a call
Isn’t it ironic?
Don’t you think?
Arnold is looking a bit flabby.
Who is this? It isn’t Alanis Morissette. See: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2320117/Alanis-Morissette-shows-curvy-figure-revealing-swimsuit-frolics-ocean-husband-Mario.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Never mind it is her. SAD.
You’re right, who the fuck is this? Did the paparazzi screw up or this some obscure 80s pop singer?
She’s a MILNSA…a Mom I’d Like to Not See Anymore!
Looks like they scraped her off the floor of a theater.
thank you white castle.
thank you taco bell.
thank you micky d french fries.
Looking like that in a bikini AND smiling?
I am a hypocrite. The pics are awful, but still would hit. Her version of My Humps has earned her a lifetime pass from me.
Now if she goes down on you in a theater you might have trouble getting up after.
Yeah, I really do think.
She is still awesome. I like her better than Miley, the goofball.
supremely gross but I give her major points for not giving a flying fuck what I or anyone else thinks: self love RULES!
I LOVE HER ASS!
Somebody needs a jagged little diet pill.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is apparently having a hard time at the gym…
At least her face is still beautiful.
OMG I love her, I don’t care about her weight or how fit (or not) she is, but that is one fugly bikini!!!!! no cheap looking glitz please!
good god! call slim fast
Thank you India — for your delicious but heavy-in-calories butter chicken!
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