‘Ain’t No Body O’ Mine Gonna Get Skinny. Frap Me, Y’all!’

June 30th, 2010 // 54 Comments

Here’s a skinnier-than-usual Britney Spears stopping at Starbucks yesterday to remedy that fact because she believes pouch bellies can predict the future. Now, some people might argue she ordered a low-fat drink, but I managed to zoom in on the cup to prove these people escaped from a mental institution and won’t stop until they poison the reservoir. I’m no barista, but there’s no way “INC SICF” doesn’t stand for “In Case of Southerners, Insert Chicken. Fried.” It’s impossible.

Photos: Fame


  1. dude

    LMAO “insert fried chicken”

    oh, and the dude who registered the randal name is a fucking douche nozzle with clown shoes.

    • Please don’t offend me.

      • Ted from LA

        shut it fake randal. why dont you get your own identity instead of stealing one that has been with the superficial since 2008! i guess you think its funny you registered one of the more prolific posters here and are now tarnishing that name. no one buys your crap so bend over and let me pound it out of your mouth so you can move on. bitch!

  2. Ego

    i heard she lives off the tears of Starbuck’s employees

  3. I’d still bang her, big time !!!!

  4. Looks like shes having some surgery done and I would bet she is going to have her nipples fixed so they both point in the right direction. One other thing I’ve noticed about her body is it looks like she has been giving head. Brit you’re looking good, keep up the hard work your fans love you and the men that jerk off online need you.

  5. Always so disheveled, half chewed off nails and scabby appearance. Still a train wreck.

  6. Commented on this photo:

    by the way I HATE the stupid separate comment thread for each fucking picture. ONE THREAD per story Fish, come on.

  7. g!

    i think she looks good

  8. hmna

    At least she still has the wonk nipples.

    Commented on this photo:

    She looks GREAT! Go Britney!

  10. imagen

    I see the wonk nipples are out in full force. I think they guide her to the nearest Starbucks or KFC, kind of like tuning forks. Hence the wonkness.

  11. pimp

    i’d love to eat me some of that dirty asshole…

  12. its me fuckers

    christ. She looks fantastic!

  13. Kal
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to work at starbucks. That actually is a WC with a line through it which means no whip cream and SFCF means Sugar Free Carmel Frap

  14. TamIAm

    As a former Starbucks employee, I can tell you that’s actually a no-whip sugar-free caramel frappucino. But I like your cup interpretation better…

  15. starbucks barista

    the code on her drink is a strawberries and creme frappuccino with no whip cream…

  16. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  17. barroom hero

    Whiskey – Tango

  18. Sugar

    She’s gotten lots of exercise beating her kids with belts. Haven’t you heard? Burns lotsa calories.

  19. Mike Nike

    She looks like every normal person out there. Shes fine. I’d suck on her bumhole for a week yo.

  20. Al
    Commented on this photo:

    Could also be Strawberries & Creme Frap. Either way it’s still made with whole milk and lots of sugar.

  21. Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s STCF–Strawberries and creme frappuccino

  22. snydayz

    thank you “starbucks barista”!! First of all for all of you who claim to be past baristas, there is no such thing as a sugar free caramel frap. As a past barista you should know that the abbreviation for it should be CRFL.

    Starbucks barista is on the mark, it’s a no whip strawberries and cream frap.

  23. Samantha
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s a strawberries and cream frap too

  24. me
    Commented on this photo:

    it IS strawberries and creme, sugar free caramel would be CRF with a SF placed in the syrup box.

  25. Jen

    the only reason she looks skinnier than usual is b/c she actually has clothes on that dont show everything for once. she should dress more conservatively more often…oh and brush her godamn hair.

  26. Jen

    who gives a shit what kind of frappucino it is. retards

  27. fdlhjdb
    Commented on this photo:

    haha who cares what it is, obviously it’s working for her cause she looks great

  28. dude

    speaking of which, who’s the dude imposter!

  29. anon
    Commented on this photo:

    i used to work at starbucks. thats a no whip strawberries and cream frappucino, further proof is the color of the drink. don’t know how shes getting skinny if shes drinking those.

  30. dude!

    Fish, is it because you’re gay that you are jealous of Brittany? Let it go.

    by the way, my handle of dude! has an exclamation point, dude.

  31. Anon

    Her body (minus the saggy wonky tits) looks good.
    Shame it’ll be back to normal next week. She still looks like a scrubber.

  32. World's Biggest
    Commented on this photo:

    What haven’t we already seen? Well, if anyone who was watching Wimbleton yesterday w/Venus Williams gettin’ tromped to death, you missed the best CROTCH SHOT of all time!!! Her name’s TSVETANA PIRONKOVA and after winning the match, she showed a magniicent ASS to die for. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE show it!!!!!!

  33. Commented on this photo:

    Okay, I don’t wanna Randall out on you guys, but it must be stated that she looks pretty awesome on these. And by awesome I mean utterly bonerizing, not like she’s my role model or anything.

  34. Fati87

    Why she insists on showing off her messed up nipples to the whole world is beyond me. At least get a nip tuck, I’m sure you can afford one.

  35. Fati87
    Commented on this photo:

    For Gosh’s sakes, maybe this is the first frap she’s had in a while. Getting skinny doesn’t mean denying yourself all little pleasures completely. On a separate note – ewwwww, her fingers are gross enough to make me puke!

  36. Her bodies looking good. Well apart from her saggy wonky nippled tits.
    She’ll back to he normal shape next week.
    Why is she such a mess? she looks like a scrubber.

  37. Momar
    Commented on this photo:

    ya, I’d do her…

  38. Yeaaah
    Commented on this photo:

    Agreed. Part of the fun is seeing all the catty and sleazy things other people respond with, which is hard when you have to click through every single picture. Change it back!

  39. Commented on this photo:

    Thank you, Fati87, for noting the MethHead, chewed-down nails. Nice touch, Ditchpig, err, Brittany. Lowering the bar for Louisiana, yet again…seriously, we are not all like this…some of us pee in toilets.

  40. mafme
    Commented on this photo:

    *This* is fat now?

  41. jizm
    Commented on this photo:

    Methinks she hath gotten her big bomber titties reduced.

  42. captain america

    do not panic: NEXT WEEK SHE IS FAT AGAIN!!

  43. Thecommentator
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys should all be detectives.

  44. Elena
    Commented on this photo:

    Those calves man, those calves..

  45. More Pussy
    Commented on this photo:

    Yesterday, Venus Williams got her ass whooped silly @Wimbleton!!! Hallelujah!!. TSVETANA PIROKOVA’s got my number# after showing almost everything she’s got, and WOW she’s got it. Winning the match, she collaspes to the ground, knees up, then her toes reach for the sky “LIVE” on NBC. BEST DAMN CROTCH SHOT I’ve ever seen. The camera was ground level, in plain view of her ass, legs and pussy. Why on Earth you folks haven’t posted this, I don’t know!!!!!!!!! Only if I damn would’ve taped it.

  46. Kaz

    U boring go to the hell

  47. Slig

    I now u want just any boy dick suck and to drink someone’s

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