Adrianne Curry’s Birthday Bikini And Other News

August 7th, 2012 // 30 Comments

- Total Recall is just as awful as you thought it would be. [Lainey Gossip]

- A Tribute To Yoga Pants (I honestly didn’t want to scroll past the first pic, but do yourself a favor and do just that.) [theCHIVE]

- Madonna inspired Octomom to pose topless. WHERE DOES HER EVIL END?! [Dlisted]

- Michael Phelps is banging this. [BuzzFeed]

- Miley Cyrus poses for Marie Claire‘s Trailer Park issue. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Lochte likes to get drunk and bang British chicks, yet some people say this is the work of a douchebag even though this is exactly what anyone would do after competing in the Olympics. Jezebel. [Celebslam]

- How Silver Surfer and Galactus are probably going to show up in an Avengers movie and all it cost was Daredevil. [FilmDrunk]

- Rita Rusic literally never stops wearing a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Did Robert Pattinson crawl into Reese Witherspoon‘s womb? Good god. [TooFab]

- Ha! Kim Kardashian is a sea mammal, isn’t she? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tom Cruise booked the coveted Cinderella suite at Disney World. For Suri! Right, Suri… [Starpulse]

- Khloe Kardashian wants to host X-Factor now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Cock Dr
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    I blame George Lucas for this.

  2. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    judd
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    Smokin hot body!

  3. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “Adrianne Curry Bikini Photos: Endor Beach Club”

    /nerd humor

  4. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    richie
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    so great!

  5. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    richie
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    ridonculous!! one of my faves.

  6. The joaker

    Of all the people I expected to get “birthday suit” wrong, she wasn’t one. Needs to get her act together

  7. It’s not the getting drunk and banging chicks that makes Ryan Lochte a douchebag. It’s the Everything Else. He’s a human popped collar. He is the White Guy Hip Hop Fratty Boombatty of the Long Dark Night of the Soul.

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    GrandDragon
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    “Your hiney is absolutely breathtaking, I mean, really, I want to be friends with it.”
    -Ron Burgandy

  9. El Jefe

    She is hot and pretty normal for someone living in Hollywood and is devoid of trashy shitty tattoos. I like her.

  10. Matey Perry

    Hmm man face, no curves, bolt ons.

  11. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Matey Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Its Manny the Tranny!

  12. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Buddy The Elf
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    god i hate her. I mean seriously hate her.
    Try harder you dumbass.

  13. kimmykimkim

    I have no boner at all. Weird.

  14. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    IAMSTRAIGHT
    Commented on this photo:

    must
    spear
    that
    bottom

  15. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    rockthrowinghipster
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    Your site takes longer to load and is coded by a chimp.

  16. Negrodamus

    “Ryan Lochte likes to get drunk and bang British chicks, yet some people say this is the work of a douchebag even though this is exactly what anyone would do after competing in the Olympics.”

    No, no. You misunderstood. We said THIS is the work of a douchebag. As in this website. Ryan Lochte is hot and therefore can do whatever he wants. A 40-pound nerd behind a computer screen? Not so much.

  17. tom

    It’s her birthday party but I can’t see any of her friends.

  18. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    BenDoverman
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    All I need is a bag on her head before I get to work on that exquisite derriere.

  19. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Billebuoy
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    Doesn’t she have any of her own friends there? She’s all alone in every pic.

  20. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Aaron
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    Notice how they keep the ‘stars’ away from the common folk at these pool parties

  21. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    bdljwndñksa
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    where is her waist?

  22. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    rawfodog
    Commented on this photo:

    OK we get it, you want to suck George Lucas’s cock.

  23. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    the Fonz
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    “when will the bukkake begin? I can’t sit like this forever!”

  24. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a disturbance in the force…

    (5 billion nerds just creamed themselves)

    True Story.

  25. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Alex
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    at least she does more than the entire Kardasians

  26. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    CutTheCrap
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    She has no friends and you can tell by the lack of them in the photos. The employees don’t count .

  27. CutTheCrap

    She has no friends and you can tell by the lack of them in the photos. The employees don’t count .

  28. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    LOLA
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    She has real friends not superficial Hollywood types. Get a clue! Most of them have children so the last place they would go is to Vegas at club scenes.

  29. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    LOLA
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    Buddy is jealous….

  30. Adrianne Curry Bikini 30th Birthday Party
    Jessica
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    Love Adrianne and that bikini. I have same one from teenyb.com

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