Adrianne Curry’s Birthday Bikini And Other News

- Total Recall is just as awful as you thought it would be. [Lainey Gossip]

- A Tribute To Yoga Pants (I honestly didn’t want to scroll past the first pic, but do yourself a favor and do just that.) [theCHIVE]

- Madonna inspired Octomom to pose topless. WHERE DOES HER EVIL END?! [Dlisted]

- Michael Phelps is banging this. [BuzzFeed]

- Miley Cyrus poses for Marie Claire’s Trailer Park issue. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Lochte likes to get drunk and bang British chicks, yet some people say this is the work of a douchebag even though this is exactly what anyone would do after competing in the Olympics. Jezebel. [Celebslam]

- How Silver Surfer and Galactus are probably going to show up in an Avengers movie and all it cost was Daredevil. [FilmDrunk]

- Rita Rusic literally never stops wearing a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Did Robert Pattinson crawl into Reese Witherspoon’s womb? Good god. [TooFab]

- Ha! Kim Kardashian is a sea mammal, isn’t she? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tom Cruise booked the coveted Cinderella suite at Disney World. For Suri! Right, Suri… [Starpulse]

- Khloe Kardashian wants to host X-Factor now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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