That’s More Like It, Adrianne Curry

July 16th, 2012 // 82 Comments
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On Friday, we saw Adrianne Curry make her 2012 Comic-Con debut as Raptor Jesus instead of her usual lingerie/S&M-ish cosplay outfits based on whatever obscure character she last looked at high off her ass. They might as well have cancelled the whole thing. Except fortunately she corrected course by dressing up as Christie from Tekken (complete with underboob) and Lily from Legend (complete with.. boob) before Peter Jackson deleted The Hobbit in protest. “What do you mean some chick from Twitter didn’t flash her breasts? I’LL SHOW THEM ALL.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Phoenix/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
    Urvag
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    This chick is screaming out for some nerd attention. Not gonna work when you look like a tranny.

  2. life

    I admire her tenacity

  3. cc

    I suspect if she shook her head it would sound like a coffee can full of nuts and bolts…but she is in good shape.

    And her desperation to remain in the spotlight hasn’t lead to sex tape (yet).

    • CranAppleSnapple

      The interest dried up when her costar was Peter Brady. She might score better with a comicon nerd.

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    Jake
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    That move might pop the bolts on her boobs.

  5. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
    achilles wrath
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    She’d break her toes kicking like that, but she’s hot as f**k.

  6. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
    Snooki's Taint
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    Hey buddy. My tits are down here!

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    Eddy
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    MMmmm flexible… :-D

  8. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
    Snooki's Taint
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    Did she pull a Fergie?

  9. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
    Snooki's Taint
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    I had the same reaction, but mine wasn’t red.

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    Isawthebanana
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    Butterface and those tits are fake , pass

  11. Randolph Duke

    *skeet skeet skeet*

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    Eddy
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    That looks delicious

  13. welldoneson

    there are somethings that are remarkable about this twit.

    her level of DAFT!

    and her knockers.

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    Cock Dr
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    That nasty costume makes a fab body looks lousy.

  15. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    I’ve never seen so many hover hands in all my life.

  16. Jimbo

    Nice tits. I wish they would fall out.

  17. No. She does not make a good Christie. I did have a list of critiques, but I have decided that I don’t wanna appear nerdier than the hover hands.

    Meh. As a Tekken fan, I find this disappointing.

  18. anonymous

    She is fit as all hell but she does nothing for me.

    So is this her “job” now? Twitter all year then Comic Con.

  19. Rich

    Speaking of comics and science fiction and “geek” things, is anyone else surprised that right before the election, the new Batman movie is coming out, where he’s going to beat (because he’s the hero, of course), Bane? Bane… Bain? Bain Capital? Smooth move, Führer Obama.

  20. Freebie48

    Who is she? An actress? A reality TV star? who?

  21. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    Jessica Simpson was at comic-con too?

  22. puddleduck

    They need to start having Ho-Con, then this chick would have another venue to show off..and of course they could invite, Kim, Lindsey, Snooki, etc.

  23. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    Thank god. I always wanted to know what Christie would look like as interpreted by a pasty white 48-year-old chain-smoking mother of two who, in between coughing up tar and drinking cooking sherry tries to seduce her son’s teenage friends by offering them handjobs after school while muttering about how she “looks young for 30.” Adrianne Curry, you make dreams come true.

  24. El Jefe

    She is pretty hot and has a decent personality and she likes to wear costumes, so I am good with her.

  25. Schmidtler

    So some chick that’s pretty decent looking shows up at the nerd convention dressed in costumes that show off her tits, poses enthusiastically with all the nerds, and gets nothing but insults for her efforts? C’mon, don’t discourage her, she’s doing God’s work! I am, of course, assuming god is a nerd dude that likes ogling broads’ tits.

  26. Inmate 12236969

    I heard her interview on the Howard Stern show she’s a fuck machine. Poor Peter Brady couldn’t keep up with it. Hell I’d tap it.

  27. Emma Watson's Vagina

    nope no way will she end up marrying a marvel comics artist. nope no way . no sir bob .

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    Lord Invader
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    Ok, which one of you Celine Dion fans is this? Reveal thyself, Superficial reader!

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    Lord Invader
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    Eh he he he, behold the gaseous stench Christie Monteiro’s breakfast burrito!

  30. Sheppy

    Has she just invented a whole new way of displaying breasts?

  31. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Nice sqaure boobs, Jughead

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    bikini_inspector
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    Stinky armpit?

  33. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    I know she has Tim Curry’s face… But I wanna bang this chick SOOOOO BAAAAAAD.

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    Austin (Danger) Powers
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    Girls, Girlfriends, Wife’s and Women: PLEASE study her AWESOME stomach!!!

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    Lily
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    Is Nicolas cage her dad by any chance?

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    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
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    I know what she is thinking….. Marshmallow Penis !!! mmmmm….mmmm…….good

  37. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    Dreg, where are you, dude? This pic has your name written all over it.

  38. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    Yeah, I’ll eat that sandal if she can even spell “capoeira”.

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    duder
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    It’s good to see Stephen Hawking up, walking around, and looking all rape-y.

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    BbyBluThghHghs
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    She looks like a shrunken version of Chyna.

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    Ollie
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    Looks like she’s got a man’s torso

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    Ollie
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    Nasty fake tits
    Mannish hips and stomach
    Fucked up eyebrows

    Tranny

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    anonym
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    she looks like a man with tits.

    she has no hips, no ass.

  44. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    Even after leaving her stripper days well behind her, Adrianne still enforced the don’t-touch-the-girls rule.

  45. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    “Note to self: Next year come as Gozer.”

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    fvalen001
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    …where boners go to die.

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    Skeets
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    She had me at high kick…

  48. Brownshoe

    I just don’t find her attractive. It’s a combination of try-hard and looking all used up even though she’s in her twenties probably.

  49. Oppah!

    Really People! This woman and she is all woman rocks! She has a great personality isn’t a freaking snob to folks and doesn’t have to hide behind a computer like a snake and bash you. I dare you up front and personal to say half of this bogus crap to her face because you would go back down to the bottom feeding frenzied fish you really are. If she wasn’t attractive she would get no press just like you! You don’t get Two Covers of Playboy for being unattractive. I will take Heffners eyes over yours anyday of the week. When any of you talking trash can do this message me otherwise stay in the bottom of the lake….

  50. Adrianne Curry Christie Tekken Underboob Abs
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    Goes to show you can show too much butt, but you can never show enough tits

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