On Friday, we saw Adrianne Curry make her 2012 Comic-Con debut as Raptor Jesus instead of her usual lingerie/S&M-ish cosplay outfits based on whatever obscure character she last looked at high off her ass. They might as well have cancelled the whole thing. Except fortunately she corrected course by dressing up as Christie from Tekken (complete with underboob) and Lily from Legend (complete with.. boob) before Peter Jackson deleted The Hobbit in protest. “What do you mean some chick from Twitter didn’t flash her breasts? I’LL SHOW THEM ALL.”
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This chick is screaming out for some nerd attention. Not gonna work when you look like a tranny.
I think you’re overestimating the standards of most nerds.
She’s like The Masturbation Fairy, similar to other fairies but you get to wave your own wand.
You sure about that? She has all of my attention.
A tranny?!? Holey Moley dude, please send me photos of the woman you’re dating, she’ll probably make my head explode!
lol Tranny? Rip on her all you want for being the biggest attention whore, but she’s still hot as fuck.
Although I’m sure you’re the most gorgeous man on the planet, I bet she’s heads and shoulders above most women you encounter during daily life. GEEZ everyone’s standards are so high. Go watch the BBC.
I admire her tenacity
I suspect if she shook her head it would sound like a coffee can full of nuts and bolts…but she is in good shape.
And her desperation to remain in the spotlight hasn’t lead to sex tape (yet).
The interest dried up when her costar was Peter Brady. She might score better with a comicon nerd.
That move might pop the bolts on her boobs.
She’d break her toes kicking like that, but she’s hot as f**k.
Hey buddy. My tits are down here!
MMmmm flexible… :-D
Did she pull a Fergie?
I had the same reaction, but mine wasn’t red.
Butterface and those tits are fake , pass
if those tits weren’t fake she’d be totally flat which… might actually look better than those bolt-ons do right now .okay, point taken
Doe the average guy care if the tits are fake? Taking a poll.
Does :)
*skeet skeet skeet*
That looks delicious
there are somethings that are remarkable about this twit.
her level of DAFT!
and her knockers.
That nasty costume makes a fab body looks lousy.
I’ve never seen so many hover hands in all my life.
Nice tits. I wish they would fall out.
No. She does not make a good Christie. I did have a list of critiques, but I have decided that I don’t wanna appear nerdier than the hover hands.
Meh. As a Tekken fan, I find this disappointing.
She is fit as all hell but she does nothing for me.
So is this her “job” now? Twitter all year then Comic Con.
Speaking of comics and science fiction and “geek” things, is anyone else surprised that right before the election, the new Batman movie is coming out, where he’s going to beat (because he’s the hero, of course), Bane? Bane… Bain? Bain Capital? Smooth move, Führer Obama.
Who is she? An actress? A reality TV star? who?
An America’s Next Top Model winner. Try paying attention to the important stuff of life.
Jessica Simpson was at comic-con too?
Dressed as WHO, Jabba the Hutt!!??
She dressed as the Stay Puff marshmallow from Ghostbusters. All it took was 12 bolts of fabric.
They need to start having Ho-Con, then this chick would have another venue to show off..and of course they could invite, Kim, Lindsey, Snooki, etc.
Thank god. I always wanted to know what Christie would look like as interpreted by a pasty white 48-year-old chain-smoking mother of two who, in between coughing up tar and drinking cooking sherry tries to seduce her son’s teenage friends by offering them handjobs after school while muttering about how she “looks young for 30.” Adrianne Curry, you make dreams come true.
She is pretty hot and has a decent personality and she likes to wear costumes, so I am good with her.
So some chick that’s pretty decent looking shows up at the nerd convention dressed in costumes that show off her tits, poses enthusiastically with all the nerds, and gets nothing but insults for her efforts? C’mon, don’t discourage her, she’s doing God’s work! I am, of course, assuming god is a nerd dude that likes ogling broads’ tits.
I heard her interview on the Howard Stern show she’s a fuck machine. Poor Peter Brady couldn’t keep up with it. Hell I’d tap it.
nope no way will she end up marrying a marvel comics artist. nope no way . no sir bob .
Ok, which one of you Celine Dion fans is this? Reveal thyself, Superficial reader!
yep that is me. i confess.
Eh he he he, behold the gaseous stench Christie Monteiro’s breakfast burrito!
*of
Has she just invented a whole new way of displaying breasts?
Nice sqaure boobs, Jughead
Stinky armpit?
I know she has Tim Curry’s face… But I wanna bang this chick SOOOOO BAAAAAAD.
just stick your dick in a wall socket, it’s the same thing.
dude, on what planet does Tim Curry NOT have a hot facE?
Girls, Girlfriends, Wife’s and Women: PLEASE study her AWESOME stomach!!!
you’re seriously gay, ha?
Is Nicolas cage her dad by any chance?
I know what she is thinking….. Marshmallow Penis !!! mmmmm….mmmm…….good
Dreg, where are you, dude? This pic has your name written all over it.
Move: World of Whorecraft.
Thanks, buddy!
(Not a bad movie, by the way.)
Yeah, I’ll eat that sandal if she can even spell “capoeira”.
It’s good to see Stephen Hawking up, walking around, and looking all rape-y.
She looks like a shrunken version of Chyna.
Looks like she’s got a man’s torso
Nasty fake tits
Mannish hips and stomach
Fucked up eyebrows
Tranny
^ Likes za cock.
she looks like a man with tits.
she has no hips, no ass.
Even after leaving her stripper days well behind her, Adrianne still enforced the don’t-touch-the-girls rule.
“Note to self: Next year come as Gozer.”
…where boners go to die.
She had me at high kick…
I just don’t find her attractive. It’s a combination of try-hard and looking all used up even though she’s in her twenties probably.
Really People! This woman and she is all woman rocks! She has a great personality isn’t a freaking snob to folks and doesn’t have to hide behind a computer like a snake and bash you. I dare you up front and personal to say half of this bogus crap to her face because you would go back down to the bottom feeding frenzied fish you really are. If she wasn’t attractive she would get no press just like you! You don’t get Two Covers of Playboy for being unattractive. I will take Heffners eyes over yours anyday of the week. When any of you talking trash can do this message me otherwise stay in the bottom of the lake….
Seriously, Adrianne, Peter Brady? What was the thought process?
Goes to show you can show too much butt, but you can never show enough tits