Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
JULY
Posted: 7.25.2011
With her trial separation on its way to becoming a Level 7 Divorce Paladin, America’s Next Top Model winner turned slutty cosplay enthusiast Adrianne Curry dressed herself up as Aeon Flux and headed to Comic-Con only to learn it’s run by goddamn Puritans because they bounced her right the fuck out. Apparently nerds prefer their vaginas safely contained behind computer screens and/or five layers of vinyl that’s handing them a Dark Horse gift bag. Or basically these weren’t the droid-flaps they were looking for.
Original Post: Adrianne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-Con For Wearing This
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, GSI Media, Splash News, Twitter
That chick is crazy.
nuff said..i just dont get it..she’s relatively hot but has enough fuc%&*g issues to be a complete turn off.
why is that, FOR GOD’s SAKE?
……….naivity & prudyness together?
ugly nasaly voiced skank – no wonder Revlon wouldn’t honor her America’s Next top Model contract.
Chris: Don’t be jealous that you will NEVER have the chance to have a woman as smart and beautiful as Adrianne Curry. Go go back to your boyfriend and say your sorry and pack some more fudge because you are a HUGE D-BAG LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!
If you cut out the top half of that picture I’d totally believe she was a dude.
This pic was taken shortly before she got on her Oblivion Airlines flight.
What nonsense! There’s nothing showing. And so what anyway..
Is the Jabba Stalker behind her… at least that what ‘it’ looks like
Filed under sublime: After swearing on a stack of dianetics that Tom Cruise actually did his own stunts for MI4, Adrienne Curry has been granted CLEAR status for life. She is wearing the official swearing in costume.
ahrg! it would have been a perfect shot if not for the sweatshirt.
zexy
She didn’t get kicked out. She was denied entry until she put that red scarf on because she was basically wearing less than a thong to start with which was not deemed appropriate surrounded by kids
just wait until you see my lingerie…. *cracks whip*
No thanks…I do not want to see your lingerie…I can gurantee my designer lingerie kicks your Victoria Secret and Leg Avenue’s ass
Youre a fat ugly gross bitch. I know who you are.
America has double, triple, multiple standards… sh!t, there are no standards in this country coz we simply suck… our economy sucks, our prez sucks big time… if they had to resort to kicking her out when other fat chicks walk around in skimpy outfits with their asses hanging close to the ground, jiggling like jello and creating local earthquakes as they walk past, then some of you losers deserve to be jobless and homeless coz this country keeps f–cking up while other countries do better… “proud to be an American” has now turned to “proud to be retarded”
maybe you should move then yeah??? You have so much hate…ha ha lol then LEAVE….and if you do not like FAT chicks…don’t look..its simple…yes I know it isnt attractive…I don’t like it either BUT they have the right to do that…I think the main issue here was that children go to that event…no matter how hot a guy or girl is..whenever I see an ass all it makes me think of is giant turds and ass cheese coming out and it grosses me out..
This whole thread is hilarious! I really haven’t read anything this entertaining on the internet, in a very long time. On a serious note, I have to agree with Momoe on that you, “suckmycock” (very clever name by the way) really need to get the hell out of this Country if it’s so terrible. We all know this Country is going to shit. We don’t need a guy with the a screen name like “suckmycock”, who spells “because”, “coz” to tell us. Repeatedly. Go to the Middle East, or Cuba or, Mexico. Because no other countries have double standards… especially in the Middle East. Everyone is created equal there. They have all kinds of jobs and money and all their rulers are super-nice dudes. Oh and no fat chicks. And, you just called yourself a retard. Retard.
The shoes ruined it for me
This chick hasn’t been playing with a full deck since her stint on ANTM.
Fuck the jew
ComicCon doesn’t need her. Keep her out. Lots of hot chicks already.
with a body like that i wouldn’t kick her outta anywhere
i thought she was gone! haven’t missed her. that nasal whine…
is EVERYTHING, including behavior by childless people, in places NOT geared to young children, governed by rules and standards as if young children are present? We pay taxes for people’s children, put up with their temper tantrums throughout our dinners. Now, at ComicCon it’s ooooooo, don’t corrupt the children! Princess Leia’s bikini was more revealing in front, but no censors there. I think they just got carried away. Go Adrienne!
she would have had the entire comic-com kids and mental adults with boners so hard they would explode and there would be alot of dorks running about clutching their crotches. she just needs to realize that you cant show ass to geeks.
This confirms that Comic-Con is for limp-wristed nerds. If it were up to me, the operative verb in the headline certainly would have ended …cked but the first two letters would have been different.
Looks Great
Awesome
I bet the chick behind her is the one who wanted her Kicked out.
wow
OMG. . . I thought that read, “Ann Curry got kicked off ( GMA ) for wearing this at Comic-con
Oh I would LOVE too get her and the friend that was on her and the Brady guys show. Anyone remember they took a shower together? Oh fck me good, you two BEAUTIFUL ladies. Don’t you know Ms. Brady Is a hornnyyyy one, she Is….
I would kick her out—simply for being Adrianne Curry. Ignore it—don’t feed it—maybe it will just go away.
Musta been the back side that got her in trubble. I’m betting it was basically a thong back there (drool)
what’s the big deal? She’s dressed as Aeon Flux. This should be incouraged at comic-con. That’s a good costume. The hair looks gross but at least she commited. :P
attention seeking low life
dont know what they are making all the fuss about
[i]Hmm[/i]
Well I quit
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She should wear that to exxotica expo in Vegas.
absolutey gorgeous!
courtney stodden walks the streets in less clothing
Hey, whatever happened to Peter Brady?
There were just too many straight men suddenly stricken with the worst cases of priapism and blue balls ever seen, so she had to go.
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