Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
With her trial separation on its way to becoming a Level 7 Divorce Paladin, America’s Next Top Model winner turned slutty cosplay enthusiast Adrianne Curry dressed herself up as Aeon Flux and headed to Comic-Con only to learn it’s run by goddamn Puritans because they bounced her right the fuck out. Apparently nerds prefer their vaginas safely contained behind computer screens and/or five layers of vinyl that’s handing them a Dark Horse gift bag. Or basically these weren’t the droid-flaps they were looking for.
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