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- Gronking > Tebowing. [theCHIVE]
- Joe Rogan and Rosie O’Donnell are 9/11 conspiracy theorists now. [Huffington Post]
- Pat Sajak and Vanna White used to do Wheel drunk on margaritas. [Dlisted]
- The 50 Most Ridiculous Mascots: I vote for the Penn State Silent Shower Head. [Bleacher Report]
- Leonardo DiCaprio‘s life is and will always be better than yours. (Read: His penis is literally a supermodel vagina plow.) [Lainey Gossip]
- Amy Childs’ huge breasts are trying to relieve sports? No clue. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kirk Cameron gets to the bottom of the liberal hijacking of American history as only a father of six can. [FilmDrunk]
- Former underage prostitute Zahia Dehar also banged Eric Roberts is what I got from this. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Candice Swanepoel is in a bikini. [Popoholic]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt knows most guys are proud to marry a stripper. Wait. [TooFab]
- Ryan Seacrest really must have been trying to get a terrible taste out of his mouth. [TMZ]
- Mel B gave birth in September. SEPTEMBER! [Bossip]
- Nicole Kidman will cut you. [Just Jared]
- Sounds like Taylor Kinney missed the true message of “Born This Way.” [IDLYITW]
- Debbie Reynolds to Katherine Heigl: “Nobody likes a whiny bitch.” [Starpulse]
- Adding, don’t forget why you’re famous in the first place.. [Heavy]
- Shia LaBeouf has gone global. [BuzzFeed]
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LDiggitty | January 27, 2012 at 11:17 am
Mike Seaver! Why you so CRAZY now?
satans bitch | January 27, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Fuck Kirk Cameron! And not in the happy, slappy, sloppy way either.
sack lunch | January 27, 2012 at 11:24 am
not bad
Cock Dr | January 27, 2012 at 11:26 am
How does she make a retarded goofy face into something so sexy?
Hmmm…you guys probably aren’t even looking at the face. That could be Abe Vigoda’s mug up on top of that body and ya’ll would be fappin’ anyway.
JC | January 27, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Hey now, I had the same thought about the sexy retarded face…while I was fapping.
whim | January 27, 2012 at 11:37 am
this bikini makes you thinner.
that’s why this FAT ASS chose for one!!
Jimbob | January 27, 2012 at 1:05 pm
If she had no implants, she would be a boring bony nobody 10 year-old boy. The implants are the key. No one would care about Kim K, Blake L., Olivia M. Salma H., Megan F. or YOU without implants. Ya gotta be a slobby fat ass to have nice big tits, unless you are in the 1/10 th of 1% who have both nice tits and are rake thin.
Implants have created whole careers.
TomFrank | January 27, 2012 at 4:46 pm
So your thesis is, 99.9% of all women with big breasts who aren’t huge fatasses have gotten implants, because there’s almost no way you can get big breasts on a relatively thin body? Interesting. What’s more interesting, though, is that your name suggests you’re from the South, which has higher obesity rates than most of the rest of the U.S. Maybe the issue for you is that there just aren’t enough non-fat women around you to make a better judgment.
But maybe you’re right. Maybe when I was back in high school 25 years ago, silently slobbering at all those thin girls with amazing racks—maybe they had implants all along.
Michael | January 27, 2012 at 8:21 pm
When did Olivia Munn get breast implants?
Juaquin ingles | January 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm
This chick was número uno before she started birthing fetuses.
stinky mcpoop | January 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm
You said ‘plow’. Giggity-goo!
Grace | January 27, 2012 at 5:54 pm
how can these models keep having babies, and then go back to being models!!!?!?! life is so unfair
lily | January 28, 2012 at 5:27 pm
she is beautiful and looks amazing for having 2 children.