Adriana Lima Wore a Bikini Again and Other News

August 1st, 2011 // 34 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Charlie Sheen was finally tricked into agreeing to lockdown with 24/7 monitoring. [Huffington Post]

- Aaron Johnson of Kick-Ass knocked up his mom again. That’s how I choose to read/sexify this. [Dlisted]

- Zara Phillips got married amidst a sea of those insane hats. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Lingerie Basketball League: Where Beauty Meets The Hardwood (Actual slogan.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Clever and artistic photos that might make you feel less creepy about looking at a gallery of bikini-clad crotches. [theCHIVE]

- Kim Kardashian‘s wedding cake is going to be made of beef jerky. [IDLYITW]

- 3 inches of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s body still look great on TV. [Popoholic]

- Justin Bieber will NOT be outdone by his girlfriend. [Just Jared]

- Which begs the question: Is she a sex offender? A frank and serious discussion. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brian Austin Green must be suffering from alcohol withdrawal, too. [Celebslam]

- Cowboys and Aliens is pretty good as long as you’re in the mood for a terrible movie. [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Alison Brie [Heavy]

- Lake Bell shouldn’t have a head. I said it. [Maxim]

- Celebrities with Their Stunt Doubles [TooFab]

- A sign from above if there ever was one. [BuzzFeed]

- 25 Hottest Sports Movie Babes of the Last Decade [Bleacher Report]

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  1. lucci

    THE GODDESS – her nickname wasn’t picked up by chance.

  2. wb

    damn I hope my wife looks that good at 60.

  3. Clarence Beeks

    that body! GORGEOUS.

  4. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “You have to stop feeling up Mommy’s breasts. That’s Daddy’s job.”

  5. umm.. popaholic that’s not major cleavage–THIS is:

  6. adolf hitler

    what a REAL WOMAN looks like, right there…..

  7. MrsPlant

    For some reason I can be mildly jealous of her, but deal with it. These Candice and Rosie girls are just too much for me. The whole way through Transformers I was just thinking “Well FUCK YOU”.

    • Michael

      Candace Swanepol has an ass and better lips. Rosie has the biggest upper lip I’ve ever seen on a woman.

      But I like Adriana Lima just as much. Latina women do it for me as much as the other races.

  8. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Not seeing anything particularly fascinating about this woman….

  9. Adriana Lima Bikini
    now now
    Commented on this photo:


  10. Duke

    Bleh. If you’re a wealthy brazilian, you can have a better looking whore than this very day of the week. Long live economic differences.

  11. Shyt

    She is so gorgeous and perfect. And those breasts are 100% real .

  12. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Forgot to mention, I’m gay.

  13. vader

    yes, she got back into shape after popping out a kid, but I just don’t see anything great about this woman. She’s lean with NO curves and her face is average looking to me. I saw her in an interview and she has jacked up teeth.

  14. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “…as long as YOUR in the mood…” Really, Fish? No girl is ever in the mood for improper grammar. Makes our legs close up like Kloé’s mouth at a Weight Watchers luncheon.

  15. funorama

    Hate to break the news, but the breasts are not real. You can find topless pics of her from before her surgery, maybe 8 years ago or so, when she had very nice, but much smaller breasts, with some asymmetry in size. She was no less attractive with smaller breasts, but was not this voluptuous.

  16. the one

    americans really look at people like they’re celebrities when they fit a bikini just perfect.

  17. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert a “never” after “you” and before “can”

  18. Mia

    Her stomach is not as flat as it use to be and her boobs are fake.

  19. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    i would gladly kiss that little “patch” good night every day for the rest of my life

  20. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    that kid is ripped! fek

  21. Adriana Lima Bikini
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