- James Franco got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame so it should only be a matter of time until he makes a black-and-white short film in Aramaic of him pooping on it. [Lainey Gossip]
- So The View‘s going to be just Whoopi Goldberg and Brooke Shields now? [Dlisted]
- Selena Gomez‘s dad approves of these breasts. [theCHIVE]
- OMFG JTT IS BACK!!!1 [TooFab]
- Emma Watson apparently has a brother that looks exactly like her, so whatever that does for your penis and/or vagina. [BuzzFeed]
- Topanga poses for Maxim. [Popoholic]
- Holly Madison defends naming her baby Rainbow Aurora, oddly never uses the words, “now she won’t have to change her name as her life spirals into softcore pornography and/or stripping.” [Celebuzz]
- George Clooney might be done banging Stacy Keibler for real this time. [IDLYITW]
- Have I mentioned Helen Flanagan is Britain’s version of Kate Upton? She’s Britain’s version of Kate Upton. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Taylor Swift still owns a house across the street from Conor Kennedy. Of course. [Celebslam]
- Nina Agdal bikini photos, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- If there’s one thing January Jones is good at it, it’s keeping her mouth shut about the men she’s stealing. I’ll give her that. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Brett Ratner won a GLAAD Award, so yes, they’re just handing them out to anybody. [FilmDrunk]
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I’m starting to panic, where’s this week’s Most Important Ppl?
Canceled this week (cf. last Friday’s TCIM). Fish is flying solo. Photo Boy’s out of town. Keep Calm and Snark On.
for today they will make it all up with nothing but pics of Tin Tin er Rose McGowan and Dita von Teese.
Hommina Hommina
I nominate Alex Watson for the Scott Disick Douche Youth Award… with clusters.
interesting
Once watched an educational video on how some women derive pleasure from riding on a bicycle seat. I am now replaying that video in my head with Adriana.
She’s still friggin hot!
“Hey, did anyone else hear that bicycle seat say “nom nom nom”?
Most beautiful Angel of all time.
it might be worth 35 years in jail to rape her.
Bicycle seats for sale
New – $10
Used – $200
Oh fuck, I had such a girl-boner for JTT when I was 12. I think I would still totally have his babies.
Still the hottest woman on the planet.