Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Adriana Lima, And Other News

March 11th, 2013 // 14 Comments

- James Franco got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame so it should only be a matter of time until he makes a black-and-white short film in Aramaic of him pooping on it. [Lainey Gossip]

- So The View‘s going to be just Whoopi Goldberg and Brooke Shields now? [Dlisted]

- Selena Gomez‘s dad approves of these breasts. [theCHIVE]

- OMFG JTT IS BACK!!!1 [TooFab]

- Emma Watson apparently has a brother that looks exactly like her, so whatever that does for your penis and/or vagina. [BuzzFeed]

- Topanga poses for Maxim. [Popoholic]

- Holly Madison defends naming her baby Rainbow Aurora, oddly never uses the words, “now she won’t have to change her name as her life spirals into softcore pornography and/or stripping.” [Celebuzz]

- George Clooney might be done banging Stacy Keibler for real this time. [IDLYITW]

- Have I mentioned Helen Flanagan is Britain’s version of Kate Upton? She’s Britain’s version of Kate Upton. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Taylor Swift still owns a house across the street from Conor Kennedy. Of course. [Celebslam]

- Nina Agdal bikini photos, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- If there’s one thing January Jones is good at it, it’s keeping her mouth shut about the men she’s stealing. I’ll give her that. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Brett Ratner won a GLAAD Award, so yes, they’re just handing them out to anybody. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Sandoucheky

    I’m starting to panic, where’s this week’s Most Important Ppl?

  2. Adriana Lima Butt Yoga Pants Victorias Secret
    CuntDestroyerâ„¢
    Commented on this photo:

    Hommina Hommina

  3. Inner Retard

    I nominate Alex Watson for the Scott Disick Douche Youth Award… with clusters.

  4. Adriana Lima Butt Yoga Pants Victorias Secret
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Once watched an educational video on how some women derive pleasure from riding on a bicycle seat. I am now replaying that video in my head with Adriana.

  5. Pete Nice

    She’s still friggin hot!

  6. Adriana Lima Butt Yoga Pants Victorias Secret
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, did anyone else hear that bicycle seat say “nom nom nom”?

  7. Adriana Lima Butt Yoga Pants Victorias Secret
    Pamela
    Commented on this photo:

    Most beautiful Angel of all time.

  8. Bundy

    it might be worth 35 years in jail to rape her.

  9. cc

    Bicycle seats for sale

    New – $10
    Used – $200

  10. Brooke

    Oh fuck, I had such a girl-boner for JTT when I was 12. I think I would still totally have his babies.

  11. Still the hottest woman on the planet.

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