Adriana Lima in a Bikini and Other News

July 26th, 2011 // 55 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Kristen Stewart will NOT be a transsexual inmate in her mom’s directorial debut. [Huffington Post]

- Mariah Carey is still hilariously insane. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Kate Middleton‘s wedding dress display got blasted by Queen Elizabeth. [Lainey Gossip]

- Finally, someone has captured L. Frank Baum‘s true vision. [Hollywood Tuna]

- While Sara Jean Underwood continues to capture the true spirit of Twitter. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Rachel Zoe‘s baby has a Louis Vuitton diaper bag. [TooFab]

- Which sadly probably costs more than the sexual enslavement of these women. On the other hand, they’re tits are out, so…[theCHIVE]

- Lindsay Lohan is tired of being typecast as herself. [IDLYITW]

- Erin Heatherton is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Bikini shots of a Kylie that won’t land your IP address on an FBI watchlist. [Celebslam]

- Remember Vanessa Carlton? No? Maybe these quasi-slutty photos will jog your memory. [Maxim]

- Supercut: Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talks [FilmDrunk]

- Ok, so they have fiery car crashes and hot ass chicks. Car racing is still for redne- actually that sounds pretty awesome. [Bleacher Report]

- Which is worse, Wal-Mart or smarmy British hipsters? You decide. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. ew

    plastic

  2. Drew

    Wow, I didn’t think it was possible for this chick to ditch the bitch face and smile. Color me surprised.

  3. #!st

    Too much #plastic #polluting the #ocean

  4. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    This. This is why I want to be a better man.

    • J.R.

      Sorry, friend. This is as close to that pussy as you’re ever gonna get. Look at it, inhale deeply and just accept the fact.

  5. Adriana Lima Bikini
    ADri's No 1 fan in the world
    Commented on this photo:

    Adriana is the most beautiful mom in the world!

  6. fgdh

    You know the Queen Mum died in 2002, right?

    • TomFrank

      Apparently, he doesn’t. No, guys, “the Queen Mum” ≠ Queen Elizabeth II. The Queen Mother referred to Queen Elizabeth’s mother (also named Elizabeth), wife of King George VI and Queen during his reign, and Helena Bonham Carter in “The King’s Speech.” As noted above, she passed away in 2002, and there is no “Queen Mother” or “Queen Mum” presently in existence.

    • *Fixed – Sorry to any rigorous fact-checkers and the British at-large. I hastily threw in a reference that I mistakenly took as a nickname for the current monarch and dove right back into our photo agencies to find the slightest of celebrity nipples and labia for your viewing enjoyment. A thousand pardons ol’ chaps.

      - Photo Boy

      • meh

        Honestly like these titles matter anyway. There is no such thing as Queens or the monarchy, it’s all made up, phony ass, naked emperor bullshit. Just call her the Inbred Queen Bitch Whore and no one will debate it. Also to prove how pointless these titles are you should knight yourself Sir Duke of Bustatiouskanks… Or you know something way better than that, because I’m tired, and just watched a bunch of old school SNL ladies man and can think of little else.

        Anyway fuck that stupid Inbred Queen Bitch Whore sitting on her throne of lies. See it just flows so nicely.

  7. DKNY

    The ultimate MILF.

  8. KTC

    Thanks fgdh, that’s the actual Queen there which makes it a hell of a lot funnier and the Queen mum’s been dead nearly a decade so….catch up there ‘ol chap.

  9. FruitLoop

    Her little girl is wearing a suit that says ‘Juicy’ on the back? I know its like a brand name or something, but still. Maybe it’s just me that has misinterpreted what it means when a girl has the word Juicy written on her ass.

    • Shyt

      Yes but her daughter is also half-black. You know how they are about their brands.

      • watson

        What half black? Lima is Brazilian from Bahia so she could have very faint African ancestry but her husband is Serbian, a white Serbian. I may not be a math genius but that does not equal half-black. You + your statement = nonsense.
        Maybe you meant Heidi Klum.

      • haha

        Her daughter is not half black. WTF?

  10. Did they say no signs of rough play?

    “Which sadly probably costs more than the sexual enslavement of these women. On the other hand, they’re tits are out, so…[theCHIVE]”

    All these Russian women need to get on a boat and come to the shores of Florida. Of course we’ll ship them back home because they have no skills and besides we have too many illegals here…

  11. Deacon Jones

    Those side pics make me think fake, the way they’re hanging. Never thought that before…

  12. RIRI

    a couple years ago her baby look just like mick jagger, who she say was the tather, right? but now she make him look like a straight up girl – what she playin at? whoa!

  13. meh

    I know it’s not the website to say this, but I feel so sad for Kate Middleton. She clearly tries so hard and really does seem very sweet and gentle and the Queen just seems like the most coldhearted bitch on the planet and there is no reason for it she could be a wonderful woman, there is nothing inappropriate about being warm and kind even if you are some stupid queen.

    I thought the display was fine I mean get the fuck over yourself you retchid inbred bitch whore, how the fuck did she expect a dress to look without the bride wearing it? She is a mannerless wench and she walks like a chicken that’s about to lay 50 000 deviled eggs and prolly smells just as bad. I seriously hope Kate has some nice people in her life, like her own family, because being near that ice queen would be effing torture. I thought my in-laws were tough. At least my Grandma is like the sweetest most generous woman on the planet and thinks my husband is a superhero (so do I frankly) so I can’t even imagine having a hellbitch grandma like that, what a fucking nightmare. I thought people were supposed to get softer with age, maybe that’s just their asses, not their stone cold rotting black queen bitch hearts.

    A lot of good and amazing people die young and that hateful queen bitch is still walking and spitting on people’s work and lives, what a crock of shit life can be.

    • rough's no hypocrite

      There’s no way you are hoarding a string felines because you seems to have a husband and family. So how does one make sense of what you are pre-occupied with?

    • watson

      I dont pity Kate Middleton. She knew what she was getting into by marrying a Prince. She has to have known that she would have to see the stodgy old bat all the time. Kate seems like one not to buck against others so methinks she’ll be fine. She certainly smiles enough.

  14. meh

    LOL no I have no cats, but fair enough based on my long ranty comment. I don’t realy enjoy cats actually they kinda freak me out. Also I have no interest in the royal family and don’t even know their proper names or any of that shit unlike a lot of my friends who practically shit themselves when Kate came to Canada. I’ve just known some super ginaormous bitches in my life and so I feel really bad for anyone who’s stuck with an uber bitch in the fam. Plus I am home sick and bored. So yeah I appologize for all that, but please agree that the woman is a mega bitch.

  15. Adriana Lima Bikini
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    adriana lima has fake boobs

  16. RunnerGirl

    Thought she had real breasts until now. Now I’m rethinking implants…hers look great.

    I better look like this after I’ve had kids.

    • gumption

      uh, I cant believe most of you are suprised by the implants. all the VS models have them, it is not a secret. you do see she is not a tub of lard right? then the breasts are fake.

      • kimmykimkim

        Not always true! I’m a D and I’m not a tub of lard. At all.

      • kimmykimkim

        …nor have I ever been a tub of lard. And no I’ve never been pregnant or what ever other excuse u want to come up with. There actually ARE women out there who have big beautiful breasts, with no surgery, who are not fat. I understand you’ve never actually seen one, doesn’t surprise me…

  17. sitin

    This gal is built perfect as far as I’m concerned! She can carry me around any day as long as I can breast feed! She also has a cute Butt!

    • Artofwar

      … Actually.a butt is the one thing she’s never or will have. One would think that after shitting out a rug-rat she would have grown one, but noooo, selfish bitch….Artofwar

  18. Brown babies are the hottest accessory this summer.

    the second hand stores are going to be overflowing with them next year.

  19. holymoly

    wow what a big pig nose she has without all the cake makeup. fat face and mangled teeth. boxy square shaped body too. she looks mongoloid. ie: see her daughter.

  20. wtfdude

    holy crap she is so ugly without makeup wtf this is Adriana? Looks like a big giant tranny!

  21. WhiteMale

    Yeah her double chin(s) and crooked teeth are so pretty.

  22. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Baobob
    Commented on this photo:

    Daayyyummm… that’s a fine ass baby

  23. Amanda

    She is not plastic. Sure, she has breast implants but her beauty was meant to be displayed in a bright light. Eat it haters.

  24. the one

    are those pictures with the goal of making (fat) americans jealous?

  25. Surprisingly un-ruined.

  26. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Ish Kabibble
    Commented on this photo:

    Media whore. And Adrianna’s just an enabler.

  27. Adriana Lima Bikini
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing without photo shop and airbrushing the majority of celebrities look worse then the average girl.

  28. Jade

    I can’t believe how some of you are calling her ugly! I wonder what you’d look like in candid pictures like these. Adriana looks fine and if she has a double chin pretty much everyone else in this world resembles a whale.

  29. Adriana Lima Bikini
    CriticXtreme
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude is a lucky man.

  30. Adriana Lima Bikini
    ania
    Commented on this photo:

    Not skinny anymore

  31. Adriana Lima Bikini
    trey
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet

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