Here are some incredibly hot Victoria’s Secret models posing in bikinis yesterday in case you guys are into that sort of thing. I know I’m taking a real risk here, but sometimes you gotta wake up and try something different. Broaden your horizons, if you will. So on that note, I think I’m actually going to wear pants for once. It’s the dawn of a new day, my friends.
UPDATE: I yanked them off and lit them on fire in the yard because they’re the devil.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN
Masturbation 3-2-1
The only ass shot belongs to Candice on pic #18.
Her buttocks appear very firm & unblemished, as you would expect from a top notch bikini model.
her ass shots were on lazygirls this morning. candice is high on my top two most beautiful women alive
Little wimpy men need starving weak girls. Poor poor tiny little men. :-( Mommy humiliate you too many times? Got a complex? Poor baby.
As IF -> Jealous much?
Is this the anorexics anonymous meeting or something? Someone get these girls a cheeseburger, stat.
Fucker… stole my line! +1
^someone’s never been with a slim chick. Try it before you knock it, otherwise you don’t really know what you’re talking about, mkay?
drive a porche before you decide if it’s good or not.
The perfect female physique is only considered anorexia to social rejects that realize they will never experience anything but the overweight slobs they meet on e-harmony.
Jealousy, if you will.
Wah wah wah…. fat is the devil you pigs. And Candice is a Goddess
there is no perfect female physique. but i agree that to consider these women of being anorexia are social rejects
Really? Um ive had my fair share of women from 4’11″ (95lbs-130lbs) to 5’11 (125-155lbs) and women this thin arent what you are trying to make them out to be. Really, some meet is necessarry for some real enjoyable rough play time. These thin bitches just dont cut it in bed. 5’4″ 125lbs has been the best fun ive ever had.
i know, right? like 95% of women on earth are so fat and ugly. it’s amazing i can get an erection over any of them. stupid pigs. it’s their fault.
HA! SQUIGGY! Drive a PORCHE? Is that french fer porch? Fucking tool.
My wife is gorgeous. She gets mistaken for Grace Park by other Koreans all the time. So, trust me when I say that there’s really nothing particularly remarkable about the way these three women look. Have you ever been to modeling shoots? I have, many times. Most pictures are Photoshopped to hell. Nobody looks like the women in the magazines, including the models themselves.
“HA! SQUIGGY! Drive a PORCHE? Is that french fer porch? Fucking tool.”
It is French for “porch”.
I’ll get them a beef sausage!
Yeah, George, you tell them. Nothing sexier than fat chicks. Mmmm, hungry hippos. Giant fat women who sweat walking to the fridge. Yay!
Or not. The three ladies above are hot. Objectively hot.
Yeah, because you either weigh 85 lbs or 300. Something tells me the same fat chick keeps posting in these threads under different names.
Out with it, Fattie!
…dating a skinny girl like this just sucks bad because they bruise too easy
These girls are too thin. If I owned a lingerie company and these chicks showed up, I’d kick them out the door.
Swimsuit/lingerie models need curves!!!
Guy – call me.
Doc – You didnt leave a number
There is a God!
Great spanking shots.
What spanking shots?
Its crazy to think Alessandra Ambrosio has had a kid. It should make all other moms get off the couch and into the gym.
Adriana had one recently too
You know nothing about the modeling industry, 95% smoke and never work out, and yikes! There’s drugs?
-Signed by me, a size 1- not a 3, and non-smoker or drug user.
you nailed it! they eat cocaine instead of food
i think you losers should go jerk off to the biggest loser,bitch.
It’s a blonde sandwich and everyone wants a bite.
hotties,hotties,godesses
Yum yum!
All my favorite Victoria’s Secret Models in one shot! I love it!
I don’t actually think they look too thin – they just look really fit and toned.
Fish – you set the models on fire in the yard because they were the devil? That’s not cool.
The one on the left looks like Morticia – and the one on the right looks way too Kardasan-y.
The one in the center needs to be naked and brought to me immediately.
Both the ones on the left and right were around long before the kardashians…
They all look like attractive versions of every single woman ever.
Candice has the best body I’ve ever seen.
Looks like Candace and Megan Fox share the same plastic surgeon.
Petite girls are better than these boney bitches in bed.
Haha! LOVE it! And they must, now that you say it, they look a lot alike in the butt and boob area. Oops!
All Victoria’s Secret models have these Mr. Potato Head lips, like Rosie Huntington-Whitley. But this shot of Candace doesn’t have me convinced that she’s overdosed on botox.
http://www.popoholic.com/images/merry-christmas-2010-01.jpg
But that’s just me.
I’m 5’6, 21 years old and I weigh 111. It’s not jealousy from all angles…it’s truth. Do you ever see girls like this on a daily basis out in public? OTHER than these girls? No. Because they are rare. No one looks like this. These girls are just very blessed.
Listen, fatty, just because you’re overweight doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t have self-control.
I think what is more disappointing is not only do people not look like this, they do not take care of themselves at all.
I always give a lot of points to a woman who may not have been blessed with anything, but is trying hard to be healthy and look nice.
@ Ohit’sMe
Hey baby ; – )
You sound cute. What do you look like and are you single?
Yes indeed, Candace is ‘blessed’ with an over-enthusiastic plastic surgeon, dummy. Multiple procedures and lipo lupo lipo scultpting.
I’m sorry say what now??? These girls are rare? You must have never been out of the US. Come to Italy….Visit Germany. Hell….try Ibiza for a change. If most US women are fat that doesn’t mean Normal..skinny women are rare. Ease up on the cheeseburgers for a while and try to visit a gym now and then. I betcha in about 6 months some guy will turn his head around when you pass by him. That is if you don’t have Lindsay Lohans face of course. Then …you’re just doomed to die alone eaten by your cats.
Catani’s right. I go to Italy twice a year and this is a big reason why!
I recent study concluded that Italy was the only country in the western world where women’s average BMI was actually decreasing while it’s increasing almost everywhere else (in the West). True story. Google it.
Now to find that job in Rome…. :)
no, you’re damn right. i bet these chicks just eat normally and exercise about 30 minutes, three times a week. all of europe is swimming with women hot enough to be supermodels. brazil, too. the only reason they aren’t supermodels is because they’re too busy being neurologists and engineers and stuff.
So true, these girls are beautiful, (and I think anyone who says they don’t wish they had their figures is lying) but hardly anyone gets the genetics to look like this. There’s no point being jealous or trying to starve yourself down to their size, you’ll likely look like shit because you’ll have to be super unhealthy to achieve it (Lindsay Lohan’s face has never recovered from coked out/anorexia days).
Not that I’m saying you should say fuck it and eat like a pig, just be realistic about what is a healthy size for you.
What a fucking bullshit!!! I’m sick and tired of people posting lies on this website. I have been to Italy 3-4 times now, travelled all over it and NO WAY – not only those women are far from skinny but they are ugly in the face as well. Like they have those fucked up big noses and dark eyes dark hair -ALL look alike , like fucking crows, remind me of jews and arabs!!! And they talk REAL LOUD and wouldn’t shut up – head fucking aches to hear them!!! And if you study the beautiful Italian language to understand what they actually talk about -NOTHING, NO FUCKING THING, POINTLESS CONVERSATIONS 100% of times. According to some Italian men they are not interested in any education so you may figure out what a great intellectual stimulation and companionship they provide. There are NO beautiful Italian women in the streets or anywhere else from Rome to Venice and those you idiots see when you go on vacation with great bodies are actually tourists from all over the world, including the US, so try to visit Italy in off tourist season – like in winter
and STOP bashing on American women already, they look fine to me -better look at yourself in the mirror, losers!
AH!! What the hell is that thing in the middle. Those legs…ughhhhh
Skinnier than I like, but “anorexic” is a term that needs to be retired. Right now in the U.S. “anorexic” means “lacking sufficient fat rolls.” And enough with calling fat chicks “curvy” – a dimpled lump of fat is not a curve.
Amen! I’m 30 yrs old, 5’10, 118lbs, a size 0. I’ve never stepped foot in a gym. I don’t do drugs or smoke. I can eat cheeseburgers everyday and won’t gain a pound. My whole family is like this. Naturally skinny girls DO exist. All the skinny “anorexic” hate has gotta stop.
@ sue
Hey baby ; – )
You sound cute. What do you look like and are you single?
It’s called “skinny fat,” and I highly suspect that if you’re not a beanpole, you are that. I’m certainly not saying you’re ugly, but being 5’10″ and a size zero doesn’t really sound attractive to me, unless you’re using very generous vanity sizing.
oh yeah, and 32C tits.
Ro, I’m not what you suspect. But rather than defending myself. I just want to get back to my main point. Skinny girls DO exist without being anorexic, skinny fat, or bean poles. Haters gonna hate.
@sue
i’d ask you to marry me, but you eat cheeseburgers every day (gross)
I COULD eat them everyday. But I don’t. Ew indeed.
@sue
ok, we are back on then. please explain why you used the word “tits”. It seems like such a vulgar word coming from a woman. Maybe this is just a double standard(?). Most women say “breasts” or “boobs” (me thinks).
@ eatme
if you think the word “tits” is vulgar, we could never be married.
who wants to bang a bag of bones. these girls (no, not women) have the body of a 15 year old. Nasty.
Candace is the result of a whole lot of procedures and much lipo sculpting, and she has lost her natural beauty, why oh why? I’m sure the other girls hate her as she’s really trying hard and those gym shoulders look funny on her big boney frame.
Rosie Huntington, who is a natural beauty, blows these girls away, hands down. Thank you, Rosie.
Anyone home in there?
nah moved out years ago
Allessandra and Adrianna have both had babies in the past few years. Gives me hope!
Thank you Candice.
Petite athletic girls are the bomb! Bang! Bang!
The plasticized lipo-sculpted raptor in the middle is no contender to Rosie Huntington, who is a real rare beauty with stunning sex appeal.
rosie is an ugly man
“Ok girls, line up…now you on the right, try to look bored. You in the middle, stand like your spine is broken, and you on the left…hey, where’s the other girl? Not here? Ok, just stand up this cardboard cutout of a skinny chick, nobody will notice”
Three smoking hot models and only ONE ass shot!!??
I love how alessandra removed her left forarm in the second pic… nothing but all-natural, un-touched up beauty from these ladies…
God i wana bury myself in that blonde. And funny enough i know quite a few girls from south africa and they’re *all* this pretty and skinny. ALL of them.
Victoria´s Secret could fire all the others, but as long as she keeps Alessandra I´ll keep ordering the catalogue.
Ouch, that doesn’t look right.
Sammich for you, sammich for you, and sammich for you. Don’t get me wrong…. they’re pretty girls and all, but way too skinny. Gimme Christina Hendricks, or a sterilized Kardashian any day.
BTW….What’s with all the scars of the blonde chicks body??? She looks like the bride of Frankenstein.
It’s Adrianna’s sequins reflecting onto her skin.
WHERE did her arm go?
photoshop faiiiiiiiil.
The hottest zombie ever.
40 photos and this is the closest we get to an ass shot? Unacceptable.
Just want to comment on the fact that these women truly won the genetic lottery. Most women will never have bodies like this no matter how much they exercise. And to get a body like that and a beautiful face? Wow. They are quite rare and lovely beings.
I’ve seen better legs on a giraffe…
you have the opinions and sentence structure of a fat person.
Ana Beatriz Barros My favorite for sure
I’m using Renee zellweger’s picture to keep from rubbing one out
What the fuck is Adriana Lima wearing? Seriously, what is that? I don’t give a rat’s ass if she’s gorgeous, that still won’t sell me that hideous contraption she’s got on.
Victoria’s Secret is marketing to the guys who will buy those things for you, not to you.
I really never understood lingerie myself. It gets torn off in seconds.
“I really never understood lingerie myself. It gets torn off in seconds.”
Me neither and yup. Besides, naked after a hot shower is far sexier.
Well I would break up promptly with anyone who bought me that.
She looks like she’s wearing drapes.
I’ve been near similar bodies. They look good through a camera or on page or billboard, but up close it really is all skin and bones. Not as appealing as a woman with a little more meat on them.
wow these girls are probably aliens… they are out of this world! gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous
wow ok the one in the middle is anorexic..the right one too. grose.
yuck. a child in bikini
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/31/5bb5675b-2599-408f-a277-68a924f0abd1.jpg
I jerked off to these pics. Probably should have waited till I got home instead of doing it in the Starbucks
Dude, please tell me you do not work there. When I ask for extra cream, this is not what I’m hoping for.
jeez, do they let just anyone be a swimsuit model now? FAT.
I love that alessandra took off her left forarm in the second pic… yup, nothing but all-natural, un-touched up beauty from these ladies…
I think I may vomit looking at these skeletons. No man wants a bone but a dog. They look like young boys. I love my curves. Fat is where it is at. Less cushion no pushin. Those bag of bones are not good cooks, I can tell you that. How do they feed their babies with no real breasts? Ewwww. I am going to faint I am so grossed out.
you are a fat chick
This is just a terrible example for young girls. Gay men find this sort of thing attractive. If it doesn’t have cellulite it aint right. Are they concentration camp victims? They are not healthy americans, I can tell you that. How do they keep their men warm at night? Yuck, just yuck.