Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Are in Bikinis

March 31st, 2011 // 142 Comments

Here are some incredibly hot Victoria’s Secret models posing in bikinis yesterday in case you guys are into that sort of thing. I know I’m taking a real risk here, but sometimes you gotta wake up and try something different. Broaden your horizons, if you will. So on that note, I think I’m actually going to wear pants for once. It’s the dawn of a new day, my friends.

UPDATE: I yanked them off and lit them on fire in the yard because they’re the devil.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN

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  1. My Name Peggy

    Masturbation 3-2-1

  2. Is this the anorexics anonymous meeting or something? Someone get these girls a cheeseburger, stat.

    • AbbeyRoad

      Fucker… stole my line! +1

      • squiggy

        ^someone’s never been with a slim chick. Try it before you knock it, otherwise you don’t really know what you’re talking about, mkay?

        drive a porche before you decide if it’s good or not.

    • Drew

      The perfect female physique is only considered anorexia to social rejects that realize they will never experience anything but the overweight slobs they meet on e-harmony.

      Jealousy, if you will.

      • Wah wah wah…. fat is the devil you pigs. And Candice is a Goddess

      • there is no perfect female physique. but i agree that to consider these women of being anorexia are social rejects

      • Guy

        Really? Um ive had my fair share of women from 4’11″ (95lbs-130lbs) to 5’11 (125-155lbs) and women this thin arent what you are trying to make them out to be. Really, some meet is necessarry for some real enjoyable rough play time. These thin bitches just dont cut it in bed. 5’4″ 125lbs has been the best fun ive ever had.

      • steelwool

        i know, right? like 95% of women on earth are so fat and ugly. it’s amazing i can get an erection over any of them. stupid pigs. it’s their fault.

      • As IF

        HA! SQUIGGY! Drive a PORCHE? Is that french fer porch? Fucking tool.

      • Burt

        My wife is gorgeous. She gets mistaken for Grace Park by other Koreans all the time. So, trust me when I say that there’s really nothing particularly remarkable about the way these three women look. Have you ever been to modeling shoots? I have, many times. Most pictures are Photoshopped to hell. Nobody looks like the women in the magazines, including the models themselves.

      • Burt

        “HA! SQUIGGY! Drive a PORCHE? Is that french fer porch? Fucking tool.”

        It is French for “porch”.

    • Harry

      I’ll get them a beef sausage!

    • ChinaSuperficial

      Yeah, George, you tell them. Nothing sexier than fat chicks. Mmmm, hungry hippos. Giant fat women who sweat walking to the fridge. Yay!

      Or not. The three ladies above are hot. Objectively hot.

      • Yeah, because you either weigh 85 lbs or 300. Something tells me the same fat chick keeps posting in these threads under different names.

        Out with it, Fattie!

    • eatme

      …dating a skinny girl like this just sucks bad because they bruise too easy

    • sunnyroberto

      These girls are too thin. If I owned a lingerie company and these chicks showed up, I’d kick them out the door.

      Swimsuit/lingerie models need curves!!!

  3. Hallelujah

    There is a God!

  4. Harry

    Great spanking shots.

  5. Drundel

    Its crazy to think Alessandra Ambrosio has had a kid. It should make all other moms get off the couch and into the gym.

  6. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    i think you losers should go jerk off to the biggest loser,bitch.

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s a blonde sandwich and everyone wants a bite.

  8. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    hotties,hotties,godesses

  9. Hank

    Yum yum!

  10. Dan

    All my favorite Victoria’s Secret Models in one shot! I love it!

    I don’t actually think they look too thin – they just look really fit and toned.

  11. ChinaSuperficial

    Fish – you set the models on fire in the yard because they were the devil? That’s not cool.

  12. Rancid

    The one on the left looks like Morticia – and the one on the right looks way too Kardasan-y.

    The one in the center needs to be naked and brought to me immediately.

  13. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    HipKnowToad
    Commented on this photo:

    They all look like attractive versions of every single woman ever.

  14. Sugar

    Candice has the best body I’ve ever seen.

  15. Tiny Girls Rock

    Looks like Candace and Megan Fox share the same plastic surgeon.

    Petite girls are better than these boney bitches in bed.

  16. OhIt'sMe

    I’m 5’6, 21 years old and I weigh 111. It’s not jealousy from all angles…it’s truth. Do you ever see girls like this on a daily basis out in public? OTHER than these girls? No. Because they are rare. No one looks like this. These girls are just very blessed.

    • Karen

      Listen, fatty, just because you’re overweight doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t have self-control.

    • Dan

      I think what is more disappointing is not only do people not look like this, they do not take care of themselves at all.

      I always give a lot of points to a woman who may not have been blessed with anything, but is trying hard to be healthy and look nice.

    • @ Ohit’sMe

      Hey baby ; – )

      You sound cute. What do you look like and are you single?

    • Tiny Girls Rock

      Yes indeed, Candace is ‘blessed’ with an over-enthusiastic plastic surgeon, dummy. Multiple procedures and lipo lupo lipo scultpting.

    • I’m sorry say what now??? These girls are rare? You must have never been out of the US. Come to Italy….Visit Germany. Hell….try Ibiza for a change. If most US women are fat that doesn’t mean Normal..skinny women are rare. Ease up on the cheeseburgers for a while and try to visit a gym now and then. I betcha in about 6 months some guy will turn his head around when you pass by him. That is if you don’t have Lindsay Lohans face of course. Then …you’re just doomed to die alone eaten by your cats.

      • mpath1

        Catani’s right. I go to Italy twice a year and this is a big reason why!

        I recent study concluded that Italy was the only country in the western world where women’s average BMI was actually decreasing while it’s increasing almost everywhere else (in the West). True story. Google it.

        Now to find that job in Rome…. :)

      • jamiesjames

        no, you’re damn right. i bet these chicks just eat normally and exercise about 30 minutes, three times a week. all of europe is swimming with women hot enough to be supermodels. brazil, too. the only reason they aren’t supermodels is because they’re too busy being neurologists and engineers and stuff.

    • Aggie

      So true, these girls are beautiful, (and I think anyone who says they don’t wish they had their figures is lying) but hardly anyone gets the genetics to look like this. There’s no point being jealous or trying to starve yourself down to their size, you’ll likely look like shit because you’ll have to be super unhealthy to achieve it (Lindsay Lohan’s face has never recovered from coked out/anorexia days).

      Not that I’m saying you should say fuck it and eat like a pig, just be realistic about what is a healthy size for you.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        What a fucking bullshit!!! I’m sick and tired of people posting lies on this website. I have been to Italy 3-4 times now, travelled all over it and NO WAY – not only those women are far from skinny but they are ugly in the face as well. Like they have those fucked up big noses and dark eyes dark hair -ALL look alike , like fucking crows, remind me of jews and arabs!!! And they talk REAL LOUD and wouldn’t shut up – head fucking aches to hear them!!! And if you study the beautiful Italian language to understand what they actually talk about -NOTHING, NO FUCKING THING, POINTLESS CONVERSATIONS 100% of times. According to some Italian men they are not interested in any education so you may figure out what a great intellectual stimulation and companionship they provide. There are NO beautiful Italian women in the streets or anywhere else from Rome to Venice and those you idiots see when you go on vacation with great bodies are actually tourists from all over the world, including the US, so try to visit Italy in off tourist season – like in winter
        and STOP bashing on American women already, they look fine to me -better look at yourself in the mirror, losers!

  17. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Spankover
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    AH!! What the hell is that thing in the middle. Those legs…ughhhhh

  18. steve

    Skinnier than I like, but “anorexic” is a term that needs to be retired. Right now in the U.S. “anorexic” means “lacking sufficient fat rolls.” And enough with calling fat chicks “curvy” – a dimpled lump of fat is not a curve.

    • sue

      Amen! I’m 30 yrs old, 5’10, 118lbs, a size 0. I’ve never stepped foot in a gym. I don’t do drugs or smoke. I can eat cheeseburgers everyday and won’t gain a pound. My whole family is like this. Naturally skinny girls DO exist. All the skinny “anorexic” hate has gotta stop.

      • @ sue

        Hey baby ; – )

        You sound cute. What do you look like and are you single?

      • Ro

        It’s called “skinny fat,” and I highly suspect that if you’re not a beanpole, you are that. I’m certainly not saying you’re ugly, but being 5’10″ and a size zero doesn’t really sound attractive to me, unless you’re using very generous vanity sizing.

      • sue

        oh yeah, and 32C tits.

      • sue

        Ro, I’m not what you suspect. But rather than defending myself. I just want to get back to my main point. Skinny girls DO exist without being anorexic, skinny fat, or bean poles. Haters gonna hate.

      • eatme

        @sue
        i’d ask you to marry me, but you eat cheeseburgers every day (gross)

      • sue

        I COULD eat them everyday. But I don’t. Ew indeed.

      • eatme

        @sue
        ok, we are back on then. please explain why you used the word “tits”. It seems like such a vulgar word coming from a woman. Maybe this is just a double standard(?). Most women say “breasts” or “boobs” (me thinks).

      • sue

        @ eatme
        if you think the word “tits” is vulgar, we could never be married.

  19. Spankover

    who wants to bang a bag of bones. these girls (no, not women) have the body of a 15 year old. Nasty.

  20. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Tiny Girls Rock
    Commented on this photo:

    Candace is the result of a whole lot of procedures and much lipo sculpting, and she has lost her natural beauty, why oh why? I’m sure the other girls hate her as she’s really trying hard and those gym shoulders look funny on her big boney frame.

    Rosie Huntington, who is a natural beauty, blows these girls away, hands down. Thank you, Rosie.

  21. Adriana Lima Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone home in there?

  22. Jiggawhat?

    Allessandra and Adrianna have both had babies in the past few years. Gives me hope!

  23. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Thank you Candice.

  24. Tiny Girls Rock

    Petite athletic girls are the bomb! Bang! Bang!

    The plasticized lipo-sculpted raptor in the middle is no contender to Rosie Huntington, who is a real rare beauty with stunning sex appeal.

  25. “Ok girls, line up…now you on the right, try to look bored. You in the middle, stand like your spine is broken, and you on the left…hey, where’s the other girl? Not here? Ok, just stand up this cardboard cutout of a skinny chick, nobody will notice”

  26. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Three smoking hot models and only ONE ass shot!!??

  27. rina

    I love how alessandra removed her left forarm in the second pic… nothing but all-natural, un-touched up beauty from these ladies…

  28. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    God i wana bury myself in that blonde. And funny enough i know quite a few girls from south africa and they’re *all* this pretty and skinny. ALL of them.

  29. Liam Needsome

    Victoria´s Secret could fire all the others, but as long as she keeps Alessandra I´ll keep ordering the catalogue.

  30. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Juan
    Commented on this photo:

    Ouch, that doesn’t look right.

  31. Walter Sobchak

    Sammich for you, sammich for you, and sammich for you. Don’t get me wrong…. they’re pretty girls and all, but way too skinny. Gimme Christina Hendricks, or a sterilized Kardashian any day.

  32. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    BTW….What’s with all the scars of the blonde chicks body??? She looks like the bride of Frankenstein.

  33. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Spankover
    Commented on this photo:

    WHERE did her arm go?

  34. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The hottest zombie ever.

  35. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    40 photos and this is the closest we get to an ass shot? Unacceptable.

  36. Lucia

    Just want to comment on the fact that these women truly won the genetic lottery. Most women will never have bodies like this no matter how much they exercise. And to get a body like that and a beautiful face? Wow. They are quite rare and lovely beings.

  37. g-moonie

    I’ve seen better legs on a giraffe…

  38. PJ

    Ana Beatriz Barros My favorite for sure

  39. woody long

    I’m using Renee zellweger’s picture to keep from rubbing one out

  40. MrsEllis

    What the fuck is Adriana Lima wearing? Seriously, what is that? I don’t give a rat’s ass if she’s gorgeous, that still won’t sell me that hideous contraption she’s got on.

  41. Cardinal Fang

    I’ve been near similar bodies. They look good through a camera or on page or billboard, but up close it really is all skin and bones. Not as appealing as a woman with a little more meat on them.

  42. JC

    wow these girls are probably aliens… they are out of this world! gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous

  43. Adriana Lima Alessandra Ambrosio Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    james with taste
    Commented on this photo:

    wow ok the one in the middle is anorexic..the right one too. grose.

  44. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    james with taste
    Commented on this photo:

    yuck. a child in bikini

  45. Sticky Situation

    I jerked off to these pics. Probably should have waited till I got home instead of doing it in the Starbucks

  46. jamiesjames

    jeez, do they let just anyone be a swimsuit model now? FAT.

  47. rina

    I love that alessandra took off her left forarm in the second pic… yup, nothing but all-natural, un-touched up beauty from these ladies…

  48. Two Ton Tilly

    I think I may vomit looking at these skeletons. No man wants a bone but a dog. They look like young boys. I love my curves. Fat is where it is at. Less cushion no pushin. Those bag of bones are not good cooks, I can tell you that. How do they feed their babies with no real breasts? Ewwww. I am going to faint I am so grossed out.

  49. Two Ton Tilly

    This is just a terrible example for young girls. Gay men find this sort of thing attractive. If it doesn’t have cellulite it aint right. Are they concentration camp victims? They are not healthy americans, I can tell you that. How do they keep their men warm at night? Yuck, just yuck.

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