Adrian Grenier has a smelly penis

July 24th, 2009 // 138 Comments

Here’s a cautionary tale for all you female Entourage fans out there. It turns out our boy Vince, Adrian Grenier, isn’t a fan of showering which leads to unpleasant experiences for ladies struck by his “star power.” I have no frickin’ clue. LA Rag Mag reports:

“We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he’s uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the…the SMELL. It was like he hadn’t showered in days, and that’s just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn’t take a shower and he’s uncut! So I look up at him, you know I pause, and he looks down at me with that smile he does on the show, sort of like “Suck it up”.
L&A: So what did you do? You told him it was too much right. Or you didn’t feel good?
HER: No..I …sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!

Wow. It’s that easy these days? In that case, I’d like to point out The Superficial Writer is circumsized and showers daily. He’ll also be lighting leftover birthday candles in the janitor’s closet should anyone need him. Not you, Ted!

Photos: Mavrix
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  1. Galtacticus

    He looks a bit a greasy person.

  2. AnonymousError

    So gross how girls in Hollywood are.
    This is probably how she is lashing out at him for not giving her reel to his agent.

  3. i understand smelly…its not the worst thing in the world though if the guy is hot or leaves u cash on the bedside cabinet. as for uncut n hairy well REAL MEN dont shave their balls n the ones tht do look so stupid, the worst thing is here in the uk our me are now doing it. and as for being uncut well its the average guy in the uk so we dont get act like a pansy when we see one. its a cock, just love it.

  4. Kristen

    That sounds about right. He looks like he stinks, and goddamn, he needs to hit the fucking gym. And maybe stop walking around with his fucking chest and gut three feet in front of him. He’s so malproportioned – he’s just a barrel with toothpick arms covered in fur.

  5. bunny

    if that was me i would of been like ” fuck u nigga”

    i dont care who the fuck u is … i would never go down on sum 1 that has smelly penis.. u can be … obama or michael jackson… 4 all i care

    Lol
    p.s i dont go down.

  6. le

    So, of course, you went ahead (pun intended) and did it, what a whore, and what are you EXPECTING

  7. le

    So, of course, you went ahead (pun intended) and did it, what a whore, and what are you EXPECTING

  8. le

    So, of course, you went ahead (pun intended) and did it, what a whore, and what are you EXPECTING

  9. jj

    Who is that greasy, hairy ape? Is that filthy looking douchebag supposed to be famous?

  10. Ing

    @93

    did you also take into account that around 80% of penile cancer cases are caused by the HPV virus?

    uncut men are more likely to contract some diseases because the foreskin can sort of trap the bug in a warm, moist environment, which STDs love. dont fuck skanks and your dick should be good.

    and even though we all know to trust anyone who throws the convenient 99.99% into their argument, i’ll go out on a limb and say 90%, just for argument’s sake. well 80% of the world is circumcised so your percentage just can’t add up.

    there’s no reason to hate the dickflap. did they snip you too short?

  11. Ing

    @93

    sorry, 80% of men are UNcircumcised.

    :-)

  12. uh

    Wow, another reason to find him gross. I don’t care what anyone says, Adrian Grenier is a tool and Jeremy Piven is hot. I bet Jeremy Piven washes in addition to…you know….ACTING. Vinnie Chase sucks.

  13. Miette

    @93

    Penile cancer is rare. If the percentage is that high, it’s probably because only Jews and Americans are circumsized..and only half of America does it nowadays anyway. They’re the minority.

    So of course if something rare is going to happen, it’s likely to happen to the majority.

  14. Miette

    oh, and while I’m here: that girl is FUCKING disturbed

  15. Jibbly Biggins

    “HER: No..I …sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!”

    She has no self-esteem. That’s pretty disgusting.

  16. He’s really hot

  17. @110 Your logic SUCKS. But I won’t get into that, …futility, etc. etc….

    “In 5 major series in the USA, starting in 1932 [642], not one man with invasive penile cancer had been circumcised neonatally [344], i.e., this disease is almost completely confined to uncircumcised men. In fact penile cancer is so rare in a man who had been circumcised in infancy, that when it does occur it can even be the subject of a published case report [283].”

    Click the link for more info and some GREAT pics. I still think uncut dick is disgusting, even though your mom doesn’t seem to mind the stank coming from your dick. I guess her mustache must somehow block the smell of curdled dickcheese?

    Or maybe she’s just trying to get the taste of the dog’s asshole out of her mouth?

    • Hugh7

      @UNCUT=BARF: What your quote fails to mention is how very rare penile cancer is in any man, circumcised or not. It’s rarer than male breast cancer (so should we be cutting off boy babies’ tits too? – they’ll never need them), and about 50% rarer in non-circumcising Denmark than the US. It would take more than 1000 wasted circumcisions (with all their inevitable harm and known risks, including death) to prevent one case of penile cancer.

      People are just desperate for excuses to circumcise.

  18. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I’ve been with guys with and without and like otehrs on here have started – no big difference. A clean peen is a clean peen and a dirty dick is a dirty dick.

    I am more offended the skank actually blew him anyway then I am that he supposedly stank. Maybe he stank cuz he had plowed five or six other people that day! If thats the case – and she blew him anyway cuz hes “famous”, she got her (wait for it….) Just Desserts!

    I think Johnny Depp ( a REAL celebrity!) is hot as the day is long, but if I ever went to go down on him and it was dirty I’d wipe the tears from my eyes, say “oh well. so much for THAT fantasy” grab my purse and leave.

  19. YinYang

    Just one point of fact. Something smells because there is bacteria. So don’t be stupid and suck on something smelly cause that means you’re gonna get sick.

  20. karla

    I’ve never liked this guy. He looks like he smells and yes, I agree with Yinyang. Good way to get sick or catch a disease going for the smelly cock. How many times do you think Lindsay Lohan has gone down the yellow river?

  21. Peter Griffen

    Can I just say I find the show Entourage boring as well,
    Some people rave about it but I could only watch a couple of episodes – kind of just like a really long episode of the Hills or some other pseudo-reality thing.
    Hes only an actor on this show geddit not actually a real star or anything.
    What esle have you done beside this Greiner?
    Go away and stop thinking you really are that guy in Entourage – that was Mark Wahlberg who at least has some decent movies under his belt and once had a decent set of abs.

  22. Torcedor

    I feel bad for guys that are CUT and girls that are brainwashed to think UNCUT is bad.

    CIRCUMCISION should be considered crime. STUDY UP and you will find out the real “religious” reasons for circumcision. Look at the countries that do it and the US stands out like a sore thumb among countries like IRAN, IRAQ, LEBANON which also cut.

    Europe and South America and Asia dont cut. Its stupid and borders child abuse.

  23. Arcade

    I’m disturbed to read this as im a huge Entourage fan. Vinny Chase is the fucking man, but smelly dicks are a no no. As for the uncut…. is the bitch fucking 12?

  24. LL

    I would of walked, no matter how hot he is, Adrian is obviously a prick, keep that ego in check dude or it will turn on you!!! I can stink and still get blown

    He’s on the path to destruction!

    and the slut got what she deserves!

  25. Scientist

    Circumcision started as a way to kept men clean – it was then ritualized as a coming of age experience to mimic girl’s menstrual cycle.
    Now we know beyond argument that men and by extension women are healthier when males are cut. Tribes in Africa that were uncircumcised had 2-3 x the HIV infections then circumcised tribes. The health organizations that provide sex ed and health services to these people are recommending it and getting men cut. There are huge health advantages to circumcision and it should be a common practice.

  26. Trauma8

    The stuff that everyone’s saying accumulates on uncircumsized pickles, the smegma. Yeah. That stuff also accumulates on ALL female genitalia, and there is nothing chicks can do about it except stay clean. So chicks who are against uncircumsized guys should smell their own cooters before saying shit like that gross. Your vag has that shit all over it.

  27. franzeka

    this is some funny shit – he is ugly as hell-a fucking out of shape ape – and he has an awful body….flabby, potted with a flat, ass, acne covered back eeeeewwwwwww! what is even more funny, because he is a celeb, his stanky scrotum and tool will always have a mouth on it …he is never without a lady.

  28. gdfgfdgf

    maybe he wasn’t expecting to get sucked off? almost always happens out of the blue and no man goes oh wait I need a rain check.

    besides I have run into some NASTY pussy in my day. like sardines covered in maggots type of shit.

    need to finish your whore lessons.

    1- find a rich man you lazy bitch
    2- suck him off

    when he tires of you and says ok now get out of my bed to make room for the new one -while it is clever to try to cash in on gossip and tabloids it hurts your rep as a whore. no one likes a bitch ya know

    besides we all smell every now and then. its our natural state. doubt a customer would be giving the fish a good review your time of the month ya bleeding cunt!

  29. Phil

    was this an interview with Lindsay Lohan?

  30. I stink its worst in the world … To understand if the guy is hot though but u cash leaves or bedside cabinet. As well as for uncut hair n beard n tht his balls real men do not look so stupid, the worst thing to me here in the UK we are now. It has been well cut to the average man in the UK as we dont act like a pansy when we get a look. Its a cock, just love it.

  31. Hugh7

    @Io: “I don’t think too many circumcized men are complaining.” How many is enough for you? Tens of thousands hate it enough to be working to get back some of what they’ve lost, and none of them had to be cut.
    “peripheral nerves DO regenerate, and so whatever nerves where damaged in the process have well restored themselves by sexual maturity” Simply not so. The foreskin contains some 20,000 Meissner corpuscles (like those in the fingertips and lips) that are lost forever to circumcision. A kiss on the hand can be quite Continental, but I’d rather have one on the intact lips, wouldn’t you?

  32. Anon

    No surprise! All uncut penises stink. Maybe not after they shower, but give it a couple minutes, and it’ll go right back to stinkin’. *shiver* Thank god for circumcision.

  33. Commented on this photo:

    My stepfather had my beautiful skin cut before I went into puberty. Damm him.

    Kiwi

  34. Commented on this photo:

    I would love to suck Adrian Grenners cock. All that foreskin!!!!

    Kiwi

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