Britney Spears supposedly has a restraining order against Adnan Ghalib. The two were not seen together at all over the weekend and Sam Lufti has been telling paparazzi that Britney took legal action to get rid of Adnan for good. Adnan responded to the rumor on his agency Finalpixx’s blog:
All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning.
The reason being, that I have had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears.
After typing, Adnan Ghalib quickly looked side to side then began stroking his landing strip beard. Across town, a suddenly dazed Britney Spears dropped her parenting book and got off the treadmill. “Must find fishnets,” she said. “Must find fishnets for Master…”
PoohEater | January 21, 2008 at 10:04 am
Why does the name Adnan have to be in my brain?
lacy | January 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
OMG FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA | January 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
HAHA
britney is lame.
Monster Joe | January 21, 2008 at 10:09 am
My penis is bigger than that guys arms.
pointandlaugh | January 21, 2008 at 10:09 am
what kind of brain damage do you have to have to think it is a good idea to date Britney Spears?
booyakasha | January 21, 2008 at 10:10 am
long time lurker first time ever made in top 5 comments
Mike | January 21, 2008 at 10:11 am
They guy had to bury his whole family? Poor thing, why is Britney so cruel in these difficult times ;-)
Mike | January 21, 2008 at 10:11 am
This is so sad. I really thought they were a cute couple and I was looking forward to their weeding at the Elvis Chappel of Love in Las Vegas.
RichPort | January 21, 2008 at 10:12 am
I think the order Britney has is for him to restrain her. That’s right boyfriend… tie that bitch up.
We know the real reason he was ghost for the weekend… her cooter was ableed, so no need to stick around until the crimson tide subsides. Well played Adnan… well played.
RichPort | January 21, 2008 at 10:21 am
#6 – I guess you’ll have to wait until attempt #2. I can imagine your extreme glee… fingers shaking nervously as you snickered to yourself, I am FASTER than thousands of other posters… those suckers! Then you hit submit, but forgot to let go of the right click… you hit it again and realized you forgot your email address. You probably even used a real one. Then, when everything went through, you triumphantly smirked smugly, only to have your world crash in around you, quietly to muttering to yourself “at least I made the top six…”
Annabel | January 21, 2008 at 10:22 am
What’s the deal with all the rosaries? If he thought they could protect him from a VD, he’s very very wrong.
Scientologist for you | January 21, 2008 at 10:26 am
Britney could be saved and we could help her. And all of you here wasing your time.
Greedo the Dead | January 21, 2008 at 10:32 am
RichPort…
You=Gold
El-COyote | January 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
Is it me or does this douche look like Ming the Merciless?
“Wasing” our time… What is that, a Scientologist with a Lisp?
Chelsey | January 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
I thought that guy was muslim? Why is he wearing rosary beads? Youre not even allowed to wear rosary beads…he’s breaking a catholic law!
Rome | January 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
#9+10
Dude, stop, your killing me! It’s gonna take hours to get all that laugh-spittle off of my screen and its surroundings.
Seriously, you should write for the Fish. Awesome!
tight lipped smiler | January 21, 2008 at 10:40 am
Why has he glued Brit’s shaved pube hair onto his head?
El-COyote | January 21, 2008 at 10:42 am
#9 – Alternate theory… You know the old saying… When the river flows red, take the dirt path…. Oh, wait. Muslims only do anal on goats… Forgot. My bad.
notanicegirl | January 21, 2008 at 10:43 am
His parents claimed they didn’t want him with Britney b/c she wasn’t Muslim, yet in these photos & most I’ve seen lately, he’s wearing a bunch of Rosary beads. He’s also been photographed totally pitting out. You’d think a pap would be better at not getting photos taken with huge sweat stains under his arms. He’s so nasty.
sassyfox | January 21, 2008 at 10:44 am
numba 10… OMG hilarious diss to numba 6! stilllllllll laughing after 5 minutes… cant… stop…!!! aughhh….!!!
RichPort | January 21, 2008 at 10:50 am
#18 – HAHAHAHAHAHA… are you saying those 72 virgins are really just farm porn fodder?
…take the dirt path… hahahahahahaha…
holla@meh | January 21, 2008 at 10:54 am
the commentary at the bottom of the post was not even remotley funny today.
Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 10:56 am
What up Nang?
girl | January 21, 2008 at 11:05 am
to #18: Hey girls- when your river flows red, take your boyfriend’s dirt path
RichPort | January 21, 2008 at 11:09 am
#24 – I’m trying to discern something poignant there, but all I keep hearing is nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag…
Seriously, shouldn’t you be ironing something?
stabilo | January 21, 2008 at 11:14 am
i thought adnan was a muslim? why the heck is he wearing cross necklaces?
TS | January 21, 2008 at 11:21 am
#10, you took the words right out of my fingers. You’re my hero.
And #2, you’re right up there with #6, you fucking idiot.
BaldAsBritney | January 21, 2008 at 11:32 am
I heard Brit likes it when this guy Jihads all over her yap.
SuckIt | January 21, 2008 at 11:35 am
his cheesy strip and brits belly peircing need to get together and write a book on being super fashionable.
stardust | January 21, 2008 at 11:55 am
I dont care that he’s paparazzi or whatever else that offends……this Adnan guy is FIT!!
woodhorse | January 21, 2008 at 11:58 am
Adnan, The Cinderfella Story
ya_rly | January 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm
hmm…a british muslim attending a family funeral in santa barbara? that’s a long way to fly dead people around….or was he faking his accent too? Astounding!
He’s been around Brittany long enough to know her attention span only covers 15 minutes, the same dark equation Andy Warhol found after years of studying this phenomena called ‘fame’. Perhaps Adnan is really sending out a silent message, saying ‘I’ve had enough fame to the point where I am staging a family death two hours away from Malibu just to get a break and see the wife I left behind’ ?
My many thanks to the paparazzi and their endless pursuit of the truth…
fo'sgirl | January 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Usually girls that wear teeny tiny cut offs have really nice legs. I don’t think she knows that. Cuz she has the gams of a chubby pre-pubescent boy.
And she looks like her breath would stink.
El-COyote | January 21, 2008 at 12:32 pm
21 – You know those boys do get lonely in the desert…. Only Alah will ever really know…
24 – Are your Berkenstocks on too tight this morning?
MoronicShitney | January 21, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Why is this Muslim fuck wearing a Roman Catholic rosary? WANKER.
Tapeworm | January 21, 2008 at 12:55 pm
That landing strip beard proves that his mouth is a cunt. What a fag.
Sillyboy | January 21, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Someone keep this camel jockey from getting his hands on a 747!
fo'sgirl | January 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Hey 34…
Im in the desert right now…and i don’t know about farm animals…but i will say this…the men like the A hole. Women are for making babies…men are for pleasure. No joke. I was quite taken back when I first got here. Disturbing.
fo'sgirl | January 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Hey 34…
Im in the desert right now…and i don’t know about farm animals…but i will say this…the men like the A hole. Women are for making babies…men are for pleasure. No joke. I was quite taken back when I first got here. Disturbing.
fo'sgirl | January 21, 2008 at 1:11 pm
OMG I’M # 40!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
D. Richards (Hands.) | January 21, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Again, I applaud you Bi-polar disorder. Although you’re not really a ‘disorder’, you’re the order of the day; and we’re all eating fine. Bi-polar, hey (!), it’s what’s for dinner.
Britney’s so fucking bizarre.
DoggyStyle | January 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm
What is he ?
Like – 40 something trying to look 30 something for a 20 something …..
Uhhh …What do I call her? ……………….Meh ……
I got nuthin ……
Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation | January 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
GO ADNAN !!! (No …….Really ……… Get outta There !!! )
The faster you get away from her the faster those *hidden* sex videos and bald twat pics hit the net !!!
YEE – HAW !! C-mere my little trailer trash whore
kalakota | January 21, 2008 at 2:29 pm
HAHAHA, this is why I LOVEEE superficial,
El-COyote | January 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm
38/39 – Yeah, I have heard that the dirty little secret in those Arab bath houses is exactly that. Wonderful culture the Arab world has going, eh? They cut off women’s labia and clitoris so they will not be tempted by the evil of flesh, then they diddle young men in the bath house to get their rocks off since “women are just for procreation”. Hilarious mentality if it were not rooted in such brutality.
Which makes one wonder… Is it really a surprise that Michael Jackson took off to the United Arab Emerites?
FCS | January 21, 2008 at 4:57 pm
What he fails to mention is his relative(s) was killed durning an Israeli anti- terroroist sweep into Gaza. A l l a h akabar Adnan!
EuroNeckPain | January 21, 2008 at 5:05 pm
#45, I’m getting confused now… I never heard of Arabs doing excision, that’s in black Africa, right ? You should stop watching Fox News and maybe travel a little.
Adnan Ghalib | January 21, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Dear Britney Spears, Can I take some more photos of you today then go back with you to your place for some fucking?
gigi | January 21, 2008 at 6:49 pm
argh! too many # references and back reading! confusing! $10 bucks says Adnan scent is symphony of Versace for men, B.O. & cigs ~ yum!
maggie | January 21, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Recently here are many gossips about her nude photos. So nice. I love her nude photos, because I ever sa her sexy nude photos on a nudist site called nudistconnect.com.Does she enjoy the nudist lifestyle???