If you saw this pic going around over the past two days, you probably just assumed Adele growled at Chris Brown like a lion and he immediately backed down because she’s bigger than him. Turns out they were just “complimenting each other,” according to Adele who apparently also feeds on the death of battered woman along with everything else. “But, noooo, don’t make fun of the obese!” everyone says. “They’re gentle, kind-hearted creatures,” they say. Well, now you see their true nature. Now you see…
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Hm. That’s too bad.
“What did I tell you?! No shitting in your hand and throwing it at people!”
I’d like to see that pussy take a swing at Adele. She’d beat his ass.
She definitely would.
Brown and Adele have become great friends since the Grammys, spending time discussing a duet album, and beating the crap out of Rihanna. “I like to hold her down while Chris kicks her in the head,” says Adele, “and Chris will pin her arms behind her back while I give her a right cross to the jaw. Once I missed though and hit Chris, and it took six hours for him to stop crying.”
Fank you.
It’s a well known fact that the obese, like Taylor Swift feed on the dreams of children.
Grammys. A big fucking circle jerk
Chris is clearly fantasizing about how much harder he could punch a fat chick without hurting his knuckles.
You guys may not know this, but Chris spent 3 days with ice packs on his hands after Rihanna attacked him with her face. He’s the real victim.
Idiot still has the tag on his suit. For a white person nothing wold be so embarrassing.
wtf is with that crap – leaving the tags on clothes and hats, as if that was some kind of status symbol? Do they plan on returning the shit later for a refund or something?
It boggles my mind that people don’t know you’re supposed to take those off.
While I am grossly disappointed in the reality of this image, there is one part that appears to have gone unnoticed. That is the fact that Chris Brown is a scrawny little puke. Adele is supposedly 5’8, 5’9″. This pic would indicate that “wife beater du jour” and his little girl hands is about 5’6″, 5’7″. That or he’s actual 10 feet away from Adele.
even the black dude in the background by adele’s head isn’t taking breezey’s shit.
I bet you Adele’s shits could feed a small village.
A fat chav vs. a fake-ass pussy who thinks he’s from the “hood.”
Sounds like a special on Fox. And I’d totally watch.
Have you had the food in Britain? I bet Chris Brown looks incredibly tasty to someone who’s used to boiled pizza and baked beans on toast. Dig in!
“I said, ‘Where’s my Brandy Alexander, extra half-and-half?’ And put your bowtie back on!”
“But I … don’t work here … “
Just becuz that pos is wearing all white, dont mean he is good.
i’m confused. why would anyone compliment Chris Brown?