And Now Back To Celebrities: Whose Genitals Are They Touching?

July 17th, 2013 // 9 Comments

Granted, terrorism is super indie cool now, let’s get back to bullshit celebrity engagements that mean absolutely nothing. This time around it’s Adam Levine proposing to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo, according to Us Magazine:

Levine was previously linked to 21-year-old supermodel Nina Agdal, but the Maroon 5 frontman rekindled his relationship with Namibian model Prinsloo “recently” despite splitting earlier this year, an insider close to the couple tells Us.
“He realized he really does love her and she was the one,” the source said. “They are in love.”

I’m sorry, did that just say Adam Levine was banging Nina Agdal then up and decided to get married? How the hell does that work?

“Okay, be honest, who were you with before me?”
“Nina Agdal.”
“Oh… wow. So you realized it’d never get better than that and curled up in a ball and died?”
“Pretty much.”
“Yippee! I want a June wedding!”

Ah, sweet amore…

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Behati Prinsloo Lingerie Victorias Secret Engaged Adam Levine
    Commented on this photo:

    I have always loved women with long legs but please eat, just eat ,and whatever you do, just don’t smoke.
    (RIP Yul Brynner)

  2. Freebie

    She looks like she would snap in two if she was hugged tightly.

  3. Roger Moore

    And boy would I hug the shit out of her.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The man has reviewed his asses; he’s made his choice.

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    Leyland
    Commented on this photo:

    it begs the question , can she perform proper Felicia ?

  6. Bob

    It’s like a trading card game for rich people…

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    Nonnie Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    She can touch my genitals.

  8. crb

    I don’t get it.

    She looks like the offspring of Fire Marshal Bill and a Pencil Troll when she’s got her makeup off.

    http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2752199/behati-prinsloo-hawaii-five-o-guest-star-03/

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