And Now Back To Celebrities: Whose Genitals Are They Touching?
Granted, terrorism is super indie cool now, let’s get back to bullshit celebrity engagements that mean absolutely nothing. This time around it’s Adam Levine proposing to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo, according to Us Magazine:
Levine was previously linked to 21-year-old supermodel Nina Agdal, but the Maroon 5 frontman rekindled his relationship with Namibian model Prinsloo “recently” despite splitting earlier this year, an insider close to the couple tells Us.
“He realized he really does love her and she was the one,” the source said. “They are in love.”
I’m sorry, did that just say Adam Levine was banging Nina Agdal then up and decided to get married? How the hell does that work?
“Okay, be honest, who were you with before me?”
“Oh… wow. So you realized it’d never get better than that and curled up in a ball and died?”
“Yippee! I want a June wedding!”
Ah, sweet amore…