According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are allegedly dating which is awesome because now I finally have an excuse to test my theory that her ass in a bikini can make even the most depressing news palatable. So far I’m not seeing any results outside of these two beautiful unicorns lovingly nuzzling my cheeks. No, wait, beer’s starting to come out of their horns, and, yup, one just transformed into a vagina full of comic books. Hold my calls.
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That is the satisfied look any man who fucking Leighton Meester should have on his face. Good for him. I hate his guts.
As if we needed further proof that there is no God.
“vagina full of comic books.” ….that’s fucking brilliant
So am I just suppose to ignore the fact that this post went from 122 comments to 3?
He doesn’t deserve her. I do!
Not as much as I do. I deserve her more than anyone.
That ass. So juicy.
She looks fucking ecstatic. The look of a woman forced to date a man because he has her parent’s locked in a dungeon somewhere.
I wouldn’t mind wearing her sphincter as a bracelet.
Proof that even UGLY women can be successful & have a great body to boot!
She is the pride of the white race
wayy too much meat packed in that back sack. no thanks.
You are insane, Her ass is perfection
not that there is any thing wrong with a little cellulite . In fact its sexy , real and inticing
Bu karıyı domaltıp sikeceksin beeee
Bikini bile dayanamamış araya girmiş, 80′lik dedeninkini bile dimdik yapar bu karı….
Speak English, you piece of shit. HINGA DINGA DURGEN. that’s not even fucking real.
Tyler kardeşim mükemmel yorum yapmış gerçekten ( i mean, your comment is wonderfull ) ancak güzel kardeşim, karının ass ını sikeceksin yüzünü değil, koy götüne gitsin….
i would stick my penis in her butthole.
I’d hit it!
Meester keester
Kill yourself
I’d slap that ass and grab a piece on the way out