Adam Brody’s Banging Leighton Meester

The Superficial | February 6, 2013 - 1:35 pm

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are allegedly dating which is awesome because now I finally have an excuse to test my theory that her ass in a bikini can make even the most depressing news palatable. So far I’m not seeing any results outside of these two beautiful unicorns lovingly nuzzling my cheeks. No, wait, beer’s starting to come out of their horns, and, yup, one just transformed into a vagina full of comic books. Hold my calls.

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