Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

The Superficial | January 21, 2015 - 4:00 pm

America might have its problems, but at the end of the day, a young woman with giant breasts can still find herself using her Internet boob-fame to promote a Hollywood film. So here’s Abigail Ratchford at last night’s premiere of Manny who I’m going to leave here while I decompress after a day of logging bugs (That’s what she said?) and being kindly thanked for eight years of free entertainment, but having to click a headline is a “dealbreaker.” Also, apparently we’ve been replaced by a Mike Redmond guy and some chick named Carmen? Which we had to find about from the comments. What happened to firing a man to his face?! And I should probably stop joking because some of you will actually believe that. I’m Mike, Photo Boy is Carmen. That information’s been on the site for years (You never listen!), and I’m sorry one of us has two girls names back-to-back. There’s no excuse for that.

Photos: Getty, Splash News