50 Cent suing his ex for claiming he burnt her house down

June 19th, 2008 // 36 Comments

50 Cent is suing Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son Marquise, for defamation. Shaniqua is claiming 50 is responsible for the fire last month that burnt down her house – with her and Marquise in it. But 50 knows how to handle snitches: litigation, son. Get all legal up on that ass. NY Daily News reports:

“There comes a point where you can no longer sit on your hands and listen to her spread these falsehoods,” 50′s lawyer, Brett Kimmel, tells us. “Besides hurting his reputation, they have a damaging impact on their son.”
The hip-hop king (real name, Curtis Jackson) charges that since the fire, Tompkins has refused to let him see Marquise or tell him where he’s living.

I bet I know where Marquise is living. Somewhere non-flammable! Am I right? High-five. But no, seriously, 50 should be allowed to talk to his son. Yeah, he kind of maybe considered Marquise’s life acceptable collateral damage in his battle with Shaniqua over the house, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love him. Okay, it does, but you’re missing the point here: The guy burns shit down when he doesn’t get his way.

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  1. Ihatework

    Ruin his rep????

  2. Dave

    First g-g-g-unit

  3. xoxbelxox

    third!

  4. ihatework

    Sorry Dave….. you are 2nd

  5. I want to sue Shaniqua too. And Tyronica. And Jamicalaqua!

  6. Deacon Jones

    I thought dressing up primates was SO 90′s….

  7. p0nk

    he’s suing for ‘defamation’, not ‘defamation of character’ since assuming he ever had character to begin with would doom the case.

    /a real gangsta would have just put a cap in her ass… or something in her ass.

  8. I think their relationship was “HOT”!!

  9. I thought his son’s name was Jamiroquai…

  10. tp

    What’s Em up to these days??

  11. Yeah Right

    I think the real “damaging impact” is the fact that he named his son Marquise.

  12. I don’t know what to think of this mess. I really hope he wasn’t behind the burning down of the house

  13. lol

    these comments are hilarious LOL

  14. Jingo Mingo

    I didn’t think people were actually called Shaniqua

  15. He needs to put all this anger and aggression aside, and follow that famous vision of black people living in peace because of music:

    Here we come, walkin’
    Down the street.
    We get the funniest looks from
    Every one we meet.
    Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
    And people say we monkey around.
    But we’re too busy singing
    To put anybody down.

    We go wherever we want to,
    do what we like to do
    We don’t have time to get restless,
    There’s always something new.
    Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
    And people say we monkey around.
    But we’re too busy singing
    To put anybody down.

    We’re just tryin’ to be friendly,
    Come and watch us sing and play,
    We’re the young generation,
    And we’ve got something to say.

    Any time, Or anywhere,
    Just look over your shoulder
    Guess who’ll be standing there

    Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
    And people say we monkey around.
    But we’re too busy singing
    To put anybody down.

    We’re just tryin’ to be friendly,
    Come and watch us sing and play,
    We’re the young generation,
    And we’ve got something to say.

    Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
    Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys
    Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys…

  16. mimi

    I’ll bet you 50 cents he DID burn that house down!

  17. dullatron

    Actually, the word is “burned,” not “burnt,” unless you want to sound like gay-ass soccer loving British fucktard.

  18. #15 WHATEVER, YA SPAZ..

    #7 p0nk, you stole my comment, that was to the effect what i was going to say. Because real gangsts don’t sue, they shoot..

  19. Auntie Kryst

    “Fitty’s” lawyer’s name is Brett Kimmel, really?? You can’t get more WASPy than that. You’d think a bad ass rapper would hire an attorney with street cred and a cool name. I like: Tort Master Sue U, Li Tit Gator, Obzjekshun, L SAT, or BreefKase B Phat..

  20. Oh man

    Holy Crap you guys.
    I’m finding it a great excercise in personal discipline to read your comments then answer the phone or talk to my boss without laughing really hard.
    Thanks again to all the commenters out there who make my work day bearable. When you argue I laugh, when you’re racist I laugh, when Randall posts his love letters, well you get it. You’re all awesome thanks for being you.

  21. veggi

    He was overheard mumbling:

    and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire..

  22. Meyeraustin

    If this guy wasn’t enough of a walking, breathing, purposefully- perfect example of the ghetto, his “baby mama” is named… Shaniqua.

  23. Meyeraustin

    Fuck me…do you remember when adults used to dress like adults? Droopy jeans, an oversized sweatshirt and a baseball hat. That’s how I used to dress when I was 11 and I grew up in frickin’ Nebraska.

  24. Mine

    Veggi – Awesome “Office Space” reference :-)

  25. Boston_Freek

    #21 Veggi you are my hero.

    “And my desk was over by the window…..and I could see the squirrels…..and they were married…..”

  26. RAP CRAP!

    I remember when I lived in Carson California and we had the gang bangers and all the lousy shit that goes along with it. Now they have rapper wanna be gang bangers talking instead of sininging and using machines to do what they call rap music but it is rap crap! Talent is a person that sings and plays their songs, not just talking and using machines to make music.

  27. ebonics man

    what fiddy’s lawyer really said:

    “There comes a point where ya’ll can no longer sit on ya’lls hands an’ listen ta da bitch’s spread these falsehoods. Besides hurting hiz reputation, da niggas haz a damaging impact on da niggas’ son!!”

  28. Anon

    Hey Dullartron,

    what language is it you’re supposed to be speaking? (when you’re not bastardising it)
    That’s right English so it’s burnt and don’t forget it you gay-arse grid iron (or pansy girly childrens rugby as we call it) inbred yank.

  29. #20 – You’re welcome… now get up off your knees…

  30. sharpeidude

    This guy’s nothing but a “front”. F**king wannabe rap gangsta from the suburbs and no talent to top it off.

  31. Sheri

    Something in me needs to comment that “somewhere non-flammable” made me laugh so hard that I spit out my ginger ale.

  32. Nick

    He resembles a monkey.

  33. Long Dong Kong

    LOL, these monkey jokes are so funny! By the way, this “monkey’s” net worth is over a half-billion dollars. To all the people calling him racist names, I quote Capital One: “What’s in YOUR wallet?” (answer: dust and a dried-out 2 year old condom). No wonder you’re so angry.

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