50 Cent Is Doing Black Stereotypes A Huge Favor

July 9th, 2013 // 29 Comments
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For those of you who don’t know, 50 Cent was arrested for domestic violence last week after allegedly kicking one of his baby mamas – which revealed the existence of a daughter he was trying to keep secret and presumably pretend wasn’t his – and now Radar has text messages between 50 and his 16-year-old son from January when 50 apparently tried to pretend he was outside the kid’s house, but wasn’t, so he disowned him for pretending not to be at the house 50 was pretending to be at which, if you’re paying attention, is something 50 Cent completely made up in his head. He disowned his son for doing things in an imaginary scenario 50 Cent created to avoid seeing him while making it seem like it was the kid’s fault. And if you think I’m joking, after the texts were released, 50 Cent went on Twitter and announced he’s changing his will. Via Radar:

“I rewrote my will today now when I pass away all my physical property’s and MOST of my money go’s [sic] to charities and TIFFANY LIGHTY so when I’m done she can be 50 Cent,” he said.
Tiffany Lighty is the daughter of Fiddy’s late manager Chris Lighty, who was found dead in his Bronx apartment in August, 2012, from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

For the record, 50 Cent claims it was the boy’s mother who was really texting him because “she hate me for winning.” Which is smart because if history has taught us anything, it’s people who constantly say they’re “winning” are completely sane individuals who don’t act impulsively. Anyway, here are the texts that should give the George Zimmerman Fan Club an erection the size of Florida:

50 Cent: Hey I’m outside the house at the front door.

50 Cent: I came to the front door then lights went off. What’s up?

Marquise: U lying u outside?

Marquise: Lol.

Marquise: Lol u fronting.

50 Cent: I saw you looking out the window good luck in life. Your gonna need it.

Marquise: Lol u fronting hard body now, how u going to see me when I’m in the basement lmao

50 Cent: F*ck you

50 Cent: You are your mother child

Marquise: Lol why would u lie about that lol

50 Cent: I need a blood test cause that d*ck sucking b*tch you call mom was f*cking the hole time

50 Cent: I don’t think your funny at all. I drove out here for nothing.

Marquise: Pops ur trippen now, why u won’t been get one u had 16 years lol, I know u lying bc u didt even call me too go outside

50 Cent: Are you f*cking crazy I don’t have time to play boy. I told you I would come see you. I came motherf*cker start turning lights out and looking threw the blinds.

50 Cent: Are you f*cking stupid. You had me drive over there why do you think I needed a address sh*t head. I saw the lights go out then some one playing in the blinds and there no party going on. F*ck you to

50 Cent: You your mother and your sister f*ck all of yal.

Marquise: I might dumb, come thru then, no need to get upset

Marquise: Stop by and say hello too ur son

50 Cent: What the f*ck are you taking about I’m not f*cking with you after this I leave Atlanta in the morning.

Marquise: So come thru then

50 Cent: F*ck you

Marquise: No need for all that

50 Cent: You are bigger enough to know better so f*ck you stop texting me

Marquise: Ight

50 Cent: Tell your mother she won. She has you and ill make another. I will have nothing to do with you. Don’t text me ever again.

Marquise: U keep texting me lol

50 Cent: It’s cool I will never go out of my way again. You disrespectful little mother f*cker.

Marquise: Lol u never do I don’t know not that doesn’t even call there son for his birthday

Marquise: Or get him a gift for his b-day or for Christmas.

50 Cent: You are your mothers son. I don’t have a son anymore.

50 Cent: F*ck you all you want is a gift. Like your mother and your ungrateful sister.

50 Cent: Delete my number.

50 Cent: You never call what the f*ck I’m suppose to call you to give you something sorry

Marquise: Welp if u feel that way, I don’t about no gift it’s the thought that means the most, remember this money ain’t everything

Marquise: I’m tired of calling u, why don’t call me and please can’t wait to hear this excuse

50 Cent: Good luck with you life man. I tried to come talk to you. You din’t have to have me come all the way out there if you don’t to see me you little ass hole.

50 Cent: I don’t have to make a excuse for anything. I’m a grown ass man boy. You talking about money ain’t everything. Your right but when you don’t have any your gonna understand why I work so hard. I’m done texting you delete my number. Marquise: Thank u, and u know dang well u ain’t come out here too see, but if that’s what u want to stick then I’m sorry, and I know why u work hard, ok, god bless

50 Cent: Are you f*cking stupid.

Photos: Getty

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  1. alex

    I don’t think this is a “black stereotype.” I think it’s spoiled, immature, nouveau riche, celebrity entitlement combined with the rap world necessity to espouse a tough guy “thug” persona.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Well, on the bright side, it at least knows what its son’s name is.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    these “released” texting exchanges always sound like total horseshit.

  4. It reads like what Fox News would think a text exchange between two black people would sound like, so I’m immediately suspicious.

    • Deacon Jones

      lol, exactly, there’s no way he can spell that good

    • Wolf Blitzer

      “They’re so poor and they’re so black.” – CNN

      Actually, it sounds more like what a hypocrite thinks they sound like but what would never openly admit.

  5. “I’m a grown ass man boy.” Does this mean “I’m a grown-ass man, boy” or “I’m a grown, ass, man-boy”?

  6. I think Alec Baldwin needs to start taking notes!

  7. The Illuminati Did It

    Hey. I’m just amazed that retard can actually send a text!

  8. EricLR

    A black man not being there as a father for his kids?!?!?!?

    This has to be some fiction created by TMZ or something.

  9. “TIFFANY LIGHTY so when I’m done she can be 50 Cent”
    What does that mean? Sadly I think she will be called 10 Cent, “The Dime.”

  10. JimJam

    This is simply the logical and considered opinion of a concerned father. I mean, the first time my son doesn’t answer the door I pretend to be at it he will be disowned and I will call his mom a dick-sucking whore. That’s just fatherhood 101. It’s in the bible.

  11. asdasda

    men in need to start advocating for their right to abort responsibility for their offspring. having kids is the womans choice–thats their right. men should not be held accountable for a choice someone else makes.

  12. 50 Cent is a cunt.

  13. I usually come here for a good laugh and I try to leave a funny comment or two, but reading this story (if true) really makes me sad.

    I am a black male who had a shitty absentee dad and this is hard to read. Boys need their fathers to become good men and not end up like Mr. Curtis Jackson over there.

    • Dick Johnson

      I get what you’re saying. At the same time, I’m a single dad and at the beginning of my divorce I was turned away by my son a couple of times. It’s the most shitty feeling I’ve ever experienced, so in some way I can empathize with fiddy. Of course in his case it was probably totally deserved.

      • Read it again – the premise is that he was never outside the house in the first place, and picked a fight to provide himself with an alibi excuse not to come in, since he wasn’t there in the first place (still with me?) – but his kid isn’t “turning away” anyone. He said he thought his father was joking, that he wasn’t aware he was even there since he was downstairs in the basement, then asks him to come in, apologizes because he might have been “dumb” enough not to realize he was there, and asks him to come back, and that there’s no need for all the “fuck u” texts.

        If you can still empathize with Fiddy – even after his kid takes the weight for a misunderstanding that never was, and asks him to come back – because he then declares that he’ll never go out of his way again to see his son, and his kid tells him he already does that anyway because he never gets a present on his birthday or for Christmas, then that empathy is seriously misplaced.

    • “Boys need their fathers to become good men”

      My condolences, and you’re right, this is sad. But I think they actually need to become men before they become fathers, because raising a kid shouldn’t be some sort of half-assed internship that you get to slowly mature into at your convenience, for, oh, sometime over the next 18 years or so. This kid is only 16 and already sounds more adult than his asshole father, who’s telling him he’ll just “grow another” to replace him because he’s not getting his needs met. If they’re as immature as this “grown ass” jerk is going into it, then it’s already game over for ever becoming an actual man, let alone a “good” one.

  14. Nate

    “George Zimmerman Fan Club ”
    That would be people that like Hispanic neighborhood watchmen?

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