Because there are other things I want to make penis jokes about today, here’s the rest of The 2012 MTV VMAs for anyone who’s interested in seeing Katy Perry show a minimal amount of cleavage and/or Amber Rose looking pregnant as hell. And if you’re looking for a recap of the show, some people won stuff, some other people didn’t and then Taylor Swift danced around in tiny shorts. It was a night of magic and mystery.
Photos: Getty
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
I thought Janet Jackson stopped doing videos years ago..
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Hey, I saw her before!
She was on “COPS” trying to suck some guys dick for crack.
Crack? Say coke and I’d believe it. She’s got that trashy party girl look to her.
I actually like this outfit.
If you want to think of her as a perpetual teenager, maybe.
I thought that was pretty much her whole allure? A little nostalgia for the kids that pounded off in the back of the minivan on the way home from the theater.
Yeah but her face and legs look good enough to carry what’s in between.
That’s probably why, Tom
I think the Brigitte Nielsen look may actually be contagious.
If you ever see something like this in person, run.
Run, screaming in the other direction.
“Hey Andre!…..ah KNOW you came back fo’ more, SUGGA! I need dat dick so ah can get some rock before Jerry Springer comes on!:
Katy really has a very bad taste dressing
Almost as bad as her taste in bed partners.
and music. Let’s not forget music.
Pathetic as her music
Joan Rivers looks awesome!
Taylor always dresses like a stupid hoe
Wow, she looks….you know…..like, NOT human garbage.
Weird.
Ahhh, deucey, deucey… So narrow minded you have become. Judge not a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts. She’s still human garbage and that is what’s important.
Where’s Chris Brown’s fists of fury when you need them?!
I hate violence. But I am so irritated with this ‘innocent appeal’ she supposedly has. Jumped from boyfriend to boyfriend and then sings all her personal issues away.
She’s hot
this tranny stole the blonde wig from Lady gaga
What is that, a wig purse? I smell a really awful trend brewing.
Ah shit .. that fucking thing breeds!
She shoulda worn something more provocative
Remember when MTV used to matter?
What’s she looking at up there? I’m hoping she just spotted the guy with the sniper rifle on the rooftop and the next picture is gonna look like a choice frame from the zapruder film.
Looking like an adorable S & M pixie!
Jerkasses Made for each other
And I thought they were nobody
She doesn’t have panache poor bitch the Kennedy boy is too much for her
“I’m Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown! I do c-c-c-c-cocaine!”
Shut the fuck up, taylor swift.
I can’t believe this got thumbed down and I can’t click the thumbs up. She does need to stfu.
“NEVER EVER!……” God I hate this song. Can’t believe I can’t give you a thumbs up.
See, Hermione? That guy is dressed properly for the Yule Ball.
WTF with her dress she lost her way to collage school
Seriously, this is Ke$ha, the singer ?
You sure this isn’t her sister, K@shuh ?
She’s more and more so fucking Fat
is she pregnant
I am suddenly more interested in this girl.
Are chicks into showing off their GUNTs now?
Yes, they are. Broads with either a fupa or gunt should be jailed and steralized.
Is Nikki Manaz a US citizen? Irritating fatass.
At 22, she can still wear this without coming across as a crazed nympho. That’s not what I’ll be telling myself later tonight, but it is true.
Sailor Swift.
We have a winner.
Demonstrating proper technique and preparing for the finish. Judges give a 9.6
I have never said this before, but she looks… good.
Teresa Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey: VMAs
There’s good leather. And there’s bad leather.
Waldo Swift.
What the fuck do any of these idiots have to do with “music?”
MTV GET OFF THE AIR…NOW
There’s a special place in hell for mutineers.
Snooki Lite.
“Photoshop 3000: Begin calf auto-delete……NOW!:
Didn’t even know she has any musical talent. Actually, I don’t know her at all. But those breasts…are they getting closer to her waist?
She looks really good here.
(in baritone voice)
“Hey. Anyone order a craigslist tranny hooker?”
See kids? THIS is why you don’t get started down the cutting path. Long sleeves forever.
Ah, I think I get it… video awards, and she turns up as a test pattern. Ingenious!
Fake?
Tits? They look real to me based on this picture alone.
Gay sniper at 8 o’clock