The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards

By: The Superficial / September 7, 2012

Because there are other things I want to make penis jokes about today, here’s the rest of The 2012 MTV VMAs for anyone who’s interested in seeing Katy Perry show a minimal amount of cleavage and/or Amber Rose looking pregnant as hell. And if you’re looking for a recap of the show, some people won stuff, some other people didn’t and then Taylor Swift danced around in tiny shorts. It was a night of magic and mystery.

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