The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards

September 7th, 2012 // 253 Comments
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Because there are other things I want to make penis jokes about today, here’s the rest of The 2012 MTV VMAs for anyone who’s interested in seeing Katy Perry show a minimal amount of cleavage and/or Amber Rose looking pregnant as hell. And if you’re looking for a recap of the show, some people won stuff, some other people didn’t and then Taylor Swift danced around in tiny shorts. It was a night of magic and mystery.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    I thought Janet Jackson stopped doing videos years ago..

  2. Cadillac Jack

    Related to story, also see; DILLIGAF

  3. Jessica Szohr Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, I saw her before!

    She was on “COPS” trying to suck some guys dick for crack.

  4. Emma Watson Legs Miniskirt MTV Video Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    I actually like this outfit.

  5. Amber Rose Pregnant Wiz Khalifa MTV Video Music Awards
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    I think the Brigitte Nielsen look may actually be contagious.

  6. Amber Rose Pregnant MTV Video Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    If you ever see something like this in person, run.
    Run, screaming in the other direction.

  7. Jessica Szohr Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hey Andre!…..ah KNOW you came back fo’ more, SUGGA! I need dat dick so ah can get some rock before Jerry Springer comes on!:

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    Katy really has a very bad taste dressing

  9. Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    Pathetic as her music

  10. Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards
    just_elizabeth
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    Joan Rivers looks awesome!

  11. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    Taylor always dresses like a stupid hoe

  12. Ke$ha MTV Video Music Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Wow, she looks….you know…..like, NOT human garbage.
    Weird.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      Ahhh, deucey, deucey… So narrow minded you have become. Judge not a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts. She’s still human garbage and that is what’s important.

  13. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
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    Where’s Chris Brown’s fists of fury when you need them?!

    • qwerty

      I hate violence. But I am so irritated with this ‘innocent appeal’ she supposedly has. Jumped from boyfriend to boyfriend and then sings all her personal issues away.

  14. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
    DeucePickle
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    She’s hot

  15. Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    this tranny stole the blonde wig from Lady gaga

  16. Ke$ha MTV Video Music Awards
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    What is that, a wig purse? I smell a really awful trend brewing.

  17. Amber Rose Pregnant MTV Video Music Awards
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    Ah shit .. that fucking thing breeds!

  18. Zoe Saldana MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    She shoulda worn something more provocative

  19. Inner Retard

    Remember when MTV used to matter?

  20. Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    What’s she looking at up there? I’m hoping she just spotted the guy with the sniper rifle on the rooftop and the next picture is gonna look like a choice frame from the zapruder film.

  21. Maria Menounos Cleavage Leather Dress MTV Video Music Awards
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    Looking like an adorable S & M pixie!

  22. Amber Rose Pregnant Wiz Khalifa MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    Jerkasses Made for each other

  23. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    She doesn’t have panache poor bitch the Kennedy boy is too much for her

  24. Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards
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    “I’m Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown! I do c-c-c-c-cocaine!”

  25. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Shut the fuck up, taylor swift.

  26. Emma Watson Legs Miniskirt MTV Video Music Awards
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    See, Hermione? That guy is dressed properly for the Yule Ball.

  27. Emma Watson Legs Miniskirt MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    WTF with her dress she lost her way to collage school

  28. Ke$ha MTV Video Music Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Seriously, this is Ke$ha, the singer ?
    You sure this isn’t her sister, K@shuh ?

  29. Katy Perry Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    Edg
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    She’s more and more so fucking Fat
    is she pregnant

  30. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
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    I am suddenly more interested in this girl.

  31. Amber Rose Pregnant MTV Video Music Awards
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    Are chicks into showing off their GUNTs now?

  32. Nicki Minaj MTV Video Music Awards
    YEs
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    Is Nikki Manaz a US citizen? Irritating fatass.

  33. Emma Watson Legs Miniskirt MTV Video Music Awards
    That Bastard Tony
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    At 22, she can still wear this without coming across as a crazed nympho. That’s not what I’ll be telling myself later tonight, but it is true.

  34. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
    Frunken
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    Sailor Swift.

  35. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
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    Demonstrating proper technique and preparing for the finish. Judges give a 9.6

  36. Ke$ha MTV Video Music Awards
    Hank E. Ring
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    I have never said this before, but she looks… good.

  37. Jessica Szohr Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    BabygirljeR
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    Teresa Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey: VMAs

  38. Katy Perry Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
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    There’s good leather. And there’s bad leather.

  39. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
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    Waldo Swift.

  40. Eddie Hitler

    What the fuck do any of these idiots have to do with “music?”

    MTV GET OFF THE AIR…NOW

  41. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
    Frunken
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    There’s a special place in hell for mutineers.

  42. Jessica Szohr Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    MisterSuccint
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    Snooki Lite.

  43. Demi Lovato MTV Video Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “Photoshop 3000: Begin calf auto-delete……NOW!:

  44. Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
    qwerty
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    Didn’t even know she has any musical talent. Actually, I don’t know her at all. But those breasts…are they getting closer to her waist?

  45. Katy Perry Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
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    She looks really good here.

  46. Ke$ha MTV Video Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    (in baritone voice)
    “Hey. Anyone order a craigslist tranny hooker?”

  47. Demi Lovato MTV Video Music Awards
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    See kids? THIS is why you don’t get started down the cutting path. Long sleeves forever.

  48. Emma Watson Legs Miniskirt MTV Video Music Awards
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    Ah, I think I get it… video awards, and she turns up as a test pattern. Ingenious!

  49. Rita Ora Cleavage MTV Video Music Awards
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    Fake?

  50. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts MTV Video Music Awards
    Frunken
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    Gay sniper at 8 o’clock

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