Aug 25 2008Madonna launches 'Sticky & Sweet' tour, I now hate my eyes

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell happened to her?!

Just the site of Madonna playing the guitar is laughable!

*Pukes* . How is that reinventing herself exactly?, she's the same, just more pathetic.

#4 and she's scarier!

I'll tell you different: I TRULY HATE MADONNA!!

Oh God, I just threw up in my mouth.

Two words Madonna cannot comprehend: age gracefully.

Ok you old hag... We all get it... You like your legs open and inserting things into it... I mean kudos for not looking like a 50 year old. But I'd rather look like a 50 year old anyday than looking like the crypt keeper... Fucking gross... Ugly whore

Too think I used to beat off to this womans "Like a virgin" video. Now, looking at these photos, my crank shriveled up inside me in terror.

I used to date a girl who wanted me to call her Madonna when we had sex. Of course that was over 20 years ago. She was pretty good in the sack though.

ugh... i just vomited.

I know a guy who used to brag that he'd had sex with Madonna. Bet he's issuing retractions today.

Not bad.

Except for the visible arteries.....

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*gag* I'm traumatized now... Thanks people...

She looks like a guy in drag- she has no hips. Do I see an Adam's Apple too??

The funny thing is, she thinks she is still relevant and influential!! She's a delusional tired ass worn out skanked up whore. Go away!

Close your legs granny!!!

its old age cripping up on her,,,shes in good shape,,,imagine that same pilate body on an 18 year old...

hmmm I am old and I am sayin yuck. Muscles and not an ounce of fat over them equal gross. Could she spread her legs any wider or does she need to air out her crotch? gee.

She's doing the only thing she knows how to do and like all those who inch toward retirement she sees millions coming right behind who can do it better. She's become what she was determined to put out to pasture when she was 20. She needs to move behind the curtain and direct.

JESUS FUCK!!!

Not bad!

Except for the elderliness...

This is proof there is no god. He would have struck that nasty abomination down long ago.

Look at those triangle-shape holes at her thighs! Ouch!

@#7 Me too!
What the f is that vein / muscle by her crotch?
My stomach is pissed at me now! :X

proof that the occult just eats up people and spits them out into granny shaped blobs of spew

how about renaming it 'sweaty and nasty' tour?

FAIL.

Just another old Italian broad now.....

mmmm... frog legs.

those veins by her crotch in pic one are photoshopped i think.

The nastiest most unsexy "thing" I have ever seen

Hmmm, shit I think I'd actually hit it man. Nice legs, fuck it

Skank. With a bitchy personality to match. Go away man-hands.

motherfucker! That is unnatural!
To have leg muscle like that you have to be on steroids.

Was at Target a few months ago and the guys in the TV area were commenting on the 'Hard Candy' promo they kept running on the tv's - the guys goes:: 'Look it's the crypt keeper again'. So... these were teenage Target folks and even they know something is wrong.

Thank you people! Usually there's one idiot that will defend and say "you all are just jealous". I think we're all in agreement on this one. What is this chick trying to prove anyway?

I look at her and all I smell is tuna fish. She is disgusting. She looks horrible and the thought of the mushrooms growing on and in her vagina makes my dick inverted.

I think it's time for her to retire into obscurity already.

She's starting to look REAL ridiculous, as opposed to before when she was just plain ridiculous.

She looks like an old bag trying to look young. But she doesn't. She looks older than 50.

The 1980's were terribly lean years for music.

visible femoral arteries don't make you look younger.

What in the Queen's cunt happend to her? YIKES!

Madonna is a great artist. I always enjoy her performance very much. You guys should be aware of that Richromances.com has her profile out. Seems she is certified member of that site.

Only in the interest of accuracy it wasn't in England, it was Cardiff, Wales.

Couple of things are pretty apparent when you study the photos:

First, she's a demon in the gym - I'll give her credit where credit is due. She's got her body fat below 5% and she's got definition most of us only dream of. At 50, that's pretty impressive.

Second, she hates her abs (too many kids) so she "veils" herself in every shot. She even makes her backup dancers use body suits to cover theirs so hers don't stand out as less than adequate.

Third, I attribute the face to hard living. IIRC, she's a smoker and that will put a decade on your face. She didn't take care of her face and skin as she aged - she was too busy feeding that libido we all read about - so now she's got a 30 y.o body and a 60 y.o. face. Which, as everyone has pointed out, is pretty damn disgusting.

All of this suggests she's OCD - she can't stay out the gym, she can't stay out of the public eye. Her music and her sexual aggression musically and otherwise has passed us by and she can't handle not being part of the scene.

Picture this: In the 80s, she was today's Britney Spears, who is just as big a whack job. She sold sex and had others write her most popular songs, fueling her belief she actually had talent. She got married to another whack job (Penn) just like Britney. She was just able to mask her meltdown by selling it as sex. but for those of you who were alive back then, she was acting just as outrageous for attention - bad music, bad behavior. Brit ran to Taco Bell instead.

Okay, Madonna circa 1985 - pokable. But that was 23 freaking years ago!

If she was a guy, she'd be the old fart with the nasty comb-over and wearing lost of gold chains and a Speedo thinkin' that the young chicks were digging him.

If she wasn't such a useless turd, I'd feel sorry for her. She's like Gloria Sawnson's pathetic charactor in "Sunset Blvd." Icky.

Her shtick was played out thoroughly years ago.

She should be embarassed.

I think Madonna needs a donut. Maybe we should all chip in and send her some krispy kremes.

The concert was not in England it was in Wales. Wales is an entirely different country, why is that so hard to comprehend, this is one of many times i've seen Wales referred to as part of England. The opening concert was in Cardiff, which is the capital city of Wales!

I'd like to see what your fat asses are going to look like when your 50. All you do is bitch about women being fat. Now one that is in great shape is doing a show most of you can't even do one song in, is doing show after show. All you can do is rag rag rag. I'll bet her body fat count is as healthy as it should be. Get off your ass and work out and you'll have great lines too.

holy shit.

heinous...it's like her thighs are the scenic route to the gates of hell.... HER VAGINA

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm........ 50!

Jerky anyone......

Wow, she looks very, very masculine. She needs to calm down, because she looks horrendous. Tone down the weighlifting and eat a bit more. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her anymore. Being healthy and fit is one thing, but having a male gym rat's body is just the opposite of everything that is attractive about a woman's body.

The scarier thing is that there are tens of thousands of people willing to pay $300 or more for a ticket

Welcome to the freak show ! I guess it's time for her to have a new appointment with her plastix surgeon ! Boo !

@50 LMFAO! ROFLMFAO!
I bet you can kiiiiiccckkkkk
and streeeeetttcchhh

I tell you, though, I really don't want to see the Molly Shannon cameltoe on this one. Ewww.

*wipes tears*

"Crypt Keeper!"
Line of the day - I'm still laughing thanks!

These photos scare me, that's a 50 year old vagina. Trust me I have first hand experience with 50 year old Vag and it not pretty. Especially, after it's burped out a couple of kids..

Looks like something form a crossdresser club in Berlin from the 1930s

@47 - Really? Thanks for the Geography lesson. I didn't realize I gave such a shitting fuck until you turned me on to it.

Thanks Again!

she's not even a butterface no more!
i aggree with the third comment...her playing guitar makes me giggle andthen pissed, cause its happening.

48, no you are wrong. this bitch is NASTY!

she looks good for her age. despite ypur shit talking, i know you'd hit it!

her clock is def. ticking...

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

heh, i WISH it was four minutes..........

She really needs to lay off the 'roids.

Is that mic supposed to look like a big purple dick? It really does help complete the tranny look.

I'm going to go throw-up a hairball now.

I hate her music, they always play it in the background at the Supermarket that I go to, along with old Bee Gee music. I don't know what the CEO at the large chain Supermarket that I go to was thinking. He music is still not main stream and many people, including me, hate her songs and think she sings like a screeching Banshee.

# 42 & 47

you both will share the Geography Bee Trophy!

You'd put most 5th graders to shame. Congrats!

William Dafoe. Bitch looks like William Fucking Dafoe.

i thought george burns died...

Skeletor is giving Les Pauls around the world a bad name... Stick to gay dick and Kabbalah.

Hey Madonna...look UP...that's Ali Larter and she's toned AND feminine.

Okay, I'll say it- you bitches are all jealous. Everyone of you. She's amazing.

Booooorrringggg.

I feel bad for the mike....

so u prefer sarah jessica parker or what?

She looks GREAT!!!! love her

It's good to see Skeletor live in concert!

Gross.

43. Second, she hates her abs (too many kids) so she "veils" herself in every shot. She even makes her backup dancers use body suits to cover theirs so hers don't stand out as less than adequate.
THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.... 2 KIDS= TOO MANY KIDS? REALLY? BOTH THEM KIDS SHE POPPED OUT HER SAGGY COOTER WERE COUPLE OF YEARS APART.... AND UM, LETS SEE LOOK AT HEIDI KLUM, POPPED HERS OUT COUPLE MONTHS (it seems) AND SHE LOOKS GOOD... SO I DOUBT SHE HATES HER ABS.... SHE'S MOST LIKELY HIDING A RAINBOW TRAIL OF HAIRS LEADING DOWN TO HER TINY 'ROID DESTROYED COCK

#47- Julia... Thanks for the clarification.... All fell on deaf ears though cuz guess what, NO ONE REALLY GIVES A SHIT.... England, Cardiff or Wales, the bitch wasn't in the US, so fuck her and your little geography lesson.... Go on Oprah.com or something and instill your wise words there to people that actually consider that something

#72.... zuzupetals, go fuck your grandmother and shut the fuck up... only a person like you would be jealous of this OCD 'roid abusing hag....

Ok, is there some allure to seeing an elderly woman spreading her legs, putting a microphone there to say, "hey, look at my old pussy where everyone else has been!" and this sells tickets?
This woman may have been attractive 30 years ago. But there is that ever-present force called "gravity"
#68 I think Willam Dafoe is better looking. And I'm a guy saying that. Madonna is a fucking dog. And that's an insult to man's best friend.

I bet half of you pudenda lovers wouldn't say no if old muscley-thighs offered to sit on your faces.

They mixed her genes with those of a frog?!?!?!
When will man learn?
I bet her vertical leap is incredible.

I'd let her fuck me to death.

Hey Spam Artist above, we'd let her.

Madonna is so deserving of a heavy fatal fall from the hollywood spotlight. She has been nothing but a PR marketing machine, a bitch, an asshole, self righteous, self important.

And now its all coming back to haunt her. She is teetering on the brink of turning into a female Michael Jackson clown that we all point and laugh at (and even some of us throw rotten fruit at her too).

Anyways, here's to hoping that Madonna eats shit hard! She is a bitchcuntwhore and so deserving of this utter failure of a tour and album. (And life)

Did Madonna die 2 years ago and they decided to parade her onstage Weekend At Bernie's style?

She looks like a cross between Carrot Top and that hag in the bathtub from the Shining.

Madonna please stay in England - American and Americans can't stand you and your over worked body - disgusting. The worst is comparing an American Prisoner of War and Decorated Soldier and American Citizen with Adolf Hitler...
I find you gross and disgusting and I hope the American Peopel see you for what your are an Big Mouth - Know Nothing Jerk and we should never buy one of you records or allow you to tour in the great United States of America.
Every citizen has the right to choose who they want for President - but equating Senator McCain with Hitler is just to much and you should have your citizen ship revoked. You make me vomit....

Madonna please stay in England - American and Americans can't stand you and your over worked body - disgusting. The worst is comparing an American Prisoner of War and Decorated Soldier and American Citizen with Adolf Hitler...
I find you gross and disgusting and I hope the American Peopel see you for what your are an Big Mouth - Know Nothing Jerk and we should never buy one of you records or allow you to tour in the great United States of America.
Every citizen has the right to choose who they want for President - but equating Senator McCain with Hitler is just to much and you should have your citizen ship revoked. You make me vomit....

If you look closely at the second photo you can see her scrotum.

Hey #12 it seems everyone "knows a guy" that had sex with her. I agree with everyone's comments.....too old and haggard. What happened to the sweet lil "I'm writing children's books now"? She'll be a hit at the kids parents night!! We can now look forward to watching her kids melt down and become the spectacles that she was/is. I hope they survive.....

a word to all the work-out freak ladies out there... it's not so good looking on you when you're 50..... eat a burger. a little cushion for the pushing, instead of the hulking.

Some people just don't know when to retire. We don't need to see Baby Boomers prancing around in their diapers, no matter how much they work out.

She's so past reinventing herself......She's a grandmother. A body like that on a 20 or even 30 yr old would look awesome....on her, she just looks sickly and gross. She's just to damn old to be doing this shit, I mean in 15 more years, will she be out there on stage in a wheelchair, singing "like a virgin" HAH

I thought Wayland Flowers was dead!?

I thought Wayland Flowers was dead!?

I thought Wayland Flowers was dead!?

She needs to stop now. That is a perfect example of why i quit stripping at 30. Because, now matter how hard you hit the gym, people just do not want to see that shit.

So I'm Welsh, with Welsh parents, and a Grandmother who spoke more Welsh than English. But really this business of "Wales is a completely different country" is a bit too 'chip on the shoulder' for me.

Wales is part of Britain. It's separate from England, but something more like California is separate from Oregon. Different histories, different economies, but lots of people moving back and forth, intermarriage and the like. Street signs may change, but you aren't really passing into a different country the way you might go from Latvia to Sweden.

So for American readers, you can take the buffed up Welsh bravado with a grain of salt. Britain covers Wales, Scotland, England and Northern Ireland. Wales and England have historically had the closest (albeit rocky) relationship of all. Although it rankles many in Wales who want to assert some kind of anti-globalization pride in Wales, much of what you may think of as English may in fact be Welsh in origin. The Royal family is tied to Wales closely, with kings like Henry V being far more Welsh than English. This still continues today; the one with the jug ears isn't called the "Prince of Wales" for nothing.

Oh, and just ask the Irish if they think the Welsh are separate - especially when it was Welsh bowmen who took Ireland back in the day. Leave it to the English to have someone else do their dirty work.

jesus christ!!

does this make anyone else, physically sick!?!?!?!??!?

i really should stop eating before looking at this site.

i really should stop eating before looking at this site.

i really should stop eating before looking at this site.

@99

Haven't read any "Buffed up Welsh bravado". I pointed out the concert was in Wales for no other reason than someone may lose a point in a pub quiz if they said the tour started in England. Couldn't give a crap about 'borderlines'...see what I did there?

@67

I don't want a Geography Bee Trophy, a cookie will do.

Poor Americans, don't worry, we too Europeans of the continent never quite understood that Wales are a separate country. We use "England" as a general word for the english-speaking folks living in islands across the channel. Because it is just too confusing.
Picture#1 is horrible but the others are nice. I think Madonna is still good looking. However, when I see her spread her legs so wide I don't understand. I kind of regret the old time actresses who wore elegant clothes.

Wow... people coming on here to talk shit on Madonna... yet somehow her shows sell out... that tells you something. I personally like some meat on the body, but hell she's fuckin 50 years old... most of the people on these boards will probably look 10 times worse at 50. I still like her music, and honestly do you really think she gives two shits if some people in the world don't. It's always funny to see people talk shit on someone they've never met and probably never will, as if they are so much better than their topic of conversation.

ENGLAND???? Wrong country. Are you Canadian yankee?

#4 - John
"Just the site of Madonna playing the guitar is laughable!"

What is laughable is not being able to spell "sight".

Stop focusing on her age, it doesn't matter at all. Not one twenty something singer is able to give shows like hers and sell tickets that hefty.

She's pushing the limits, that's her talent. She makes words like "retirement" and "age" history, it's all about who you are and what you do. In the future age will be an old matter anyway.

These boards are amazing, they are so full of mean people it makes me sick. Not only mean, but desperate and uneducated.

Why is nowadays entertainment only about looks, age, surgery, cellulite?

well she's in shape alright. I think she needs to find a balance between her age and body. Right now, it's pretty damn scary looking.

someone ought to kick your ass for posting that shit.

#108, French Bitch ( truth in advertising ) --

French women are the only women on earth who get philosophical about whoredom. Whenever they want to have an orgy, it's not because they're sluts, but because they are exploring the boundaries of degradation. Who do you think you're fooling with that old-hat women's lib stuff? A slut is a slut.

Do you even see the irony of what you said? Why is entertainment only about looks? Madonna has sold herself on nothing but looks, nothing but sex. And she epitomizes the entertainment industry. You can't possibly be serious with your defense. Go listen to a Carla Bruni CD, another woman I'm sure you admire, and leave Madonna to the verbal witch-burning she so greatly deserves.

That being said, the top pic is definitely Photoshopped.

I... think... I'm... blind....

What about her kids? That is way more disgusting than the freak show legs or her age...how would you like to watch your mother gyrating around in a stripper outfit for money that she doesn't even need? Her lust for attention far outweighs even her children...sad sad sad

Oh my gosh, she really needs to get over herself. That picture of her in the top hat "playing the guitar" is just plain hilarious. And what is up with her thighs and arms? lol Disgusting..I'm not going to be able to eat dinner now.

I body like that does not belong on any woman of any age. That's plain disgusting and is a turnoff to anybody but the sickest freaks. Her shows sell out in Europe because there are alot of weird trannies who want to see granny

Oh, man, I have such a soft spot for Madonna (little 80's girl), that whatever she does I can only smile, shake my head and say, "Oh, Madonna!"

I'm not particular to all of how she looks- I DO NOT find her arms attractive, too cut, but I would be happy to have pretty damn near those legs. I think bigger legs look good on a female, because women are naturally bigger on the bottom. Her face is very pretty though, and doesn't look fifty (whatever that even means). Not crazy about the hair style- Madonna has good bone structure and a strong jaw which is best shown off by a shorter, more geometric style.

That being said, I know why she is so ripped right now, more so than usual. Her tour is very physically demanding, probably more than any other artist's. She dances intensely for 2 hours, three nights a week for over 3 months. She also sings live, no lip-syncing. If you look at any pictures of her from any of her tours all the way back to '85, she is always more muscular than when she's not touring. She needs the stamina, probably as she gets older more than ever. So, sometimes you just do what you have to do to do your job.

I have a lot of respect for Madonna, there's a reason why people still flock to see her after 25 years and her performances are always top-notch.

Well at least I've pushed some buttons here. "getting philosophical about whoredom", it's beautifully said, I take it as a compliment ;o)
Aside from that, what you're saying is so contrary to what I'm thinking I don't think it would be interesting to debate here. Still I hop I'll teach you something :

- sex and philosophy are not opposite/incompatible. If you study philosophy, you'll realize it.
- Yes I definitely think women like Madonna give hope to women in the world. It's a matter of tastes, but I think she's aging gracefully, and she's good at what she's doing, so what should she stop? In some people's mind, there's a rule saying you can't be a pop star after a certain age. Like she said, rules are made to be broken.
- "Madonna has sold herself on nothing but looks". That's what every average Joe think, but though I think she's amazing, there are lots of forgotten celebs with better looks than hers. Whoever thinks one can achieve a 20-year career with looks only is stupid.
- I think the words "slut" and "whore" shouldn't exist. They turn sex into a bad thing. I enjoy sex, I love it, if it makes me a slut or whore, ok, I don't care. If these words exist as insults, it's because of centuries of puritanism. Puritanism is the result of lack of education.
- You can't compare Madonna to Carla, Carla was born in a very wealthy family. She didn't struggle for what she has.

"witch burning" : such sad historic events happened because of narrow-minded people like you.

some other site - useless Daily Mail probably. had a comments section and one said "can't fault her work ethic" excuse meeee? fucking blah blah what? 2 mediocre albums in 5 years? work ethic? what pish, and a a tour that is a third of the length of any other band just now, just paying lip service to wherever she is? crap. At least JLO is honest about her singing ability and doesn't tour.

Horrid looking, and NO wouldn't hit it - infact last wank over Madge was either a GQ or Esquire cover 1993, black plastic bikini cover. LOL

TAKE A GOOOOOD LOOOOK BRITNEY!!!!

THAT'S YOU IN 10 YEARS TIME!!!!

I'd still hit it thou.

#48 agreed! If she was chubby everyone would be all over her for that. She looks pretty damn good for 50, better than most of the posters here could even dream to be

Too bad she decided to 'reinvent' herself as a zombie. Watch for her new book, "How I Ditched My Own Funeral!"

This has nothing to do with 50 -- there are 50-something ladies who don't look dead. It has to do with figuring out a way to be anorexic and still be somewhat functional.

If your personal trainer's work history includes phrases like, 'activity director for POW camp', that is a sign that something might be wrong -- you could wind up looking like that first picture.

This photo series is like a storyboard for guys' (Guy's?) nightmares. The guitar shots are just the comic relief that, as Hitchcock proved, all truly frightening movies must have.

"Madonna -- helping you wake up in a cold sweat for over 20 years." Yes, I thought she was spooky even *before* she decided to push her body fat percentage to 0.

By the way, the workout obsession theory doesn't hold -- workouts don't give you hollow cheeks and eye sockets as deep as the skull, unless your regimen calls for no more than 75 calories per day and strict avoidance of any hydration.

madonna is forever the little child in need of constant attention at the exclusion of anyone/everyone else. she likes to mask this motivation under the guise of "art" and "culture" and "fashion," but she's so overdone it so many times it wears the stamp of hubris.

she's well on her way to a sort of SUNSET BOULEVARD of her own making.

god, when no one turns their head at her anymore, she's going to do herself in. she's getting there, just take a look.

I agree with a large percentage of the comments concerning madonna's relevancy, lack of body fat, tacky pose and the fact that she has aged. But i am surprised and disturbed by the violent, angry degrading statements that show the character of the person commenting more than they insult madonna. she still is due a reasonable amount of respect for her music/video/cultural contributons. so your opinions are all your own and you have everytight to express them. The internet is a fantastic world where we can all be heard, i was just hoping it would be a little kinder.

I agree with a large percentage of the comments concerning madonna's relevancy, lack of body fat, tacky pose and the fact that she has aged. But i am surprised and disturbed by the violent, angry degrading statements that show the character of the person commenting more than they insult madonna. she still is due a reasonable amount of respect for her music/video/cultural contributons. so your opinions are all your own and you have everytight to express them. The internet is a fantastic world where we can all be heard, i was just hoping it would be a little kinder.

#124 "she still is due a reasonable amount of respect for her music/video/cultural contributons"

Easily the funniest thing I have ever read on here. What excatly are her contributions? She should be shot for what she has done to "culture". She alone perfected the can't sing or write music but get famous anyway by acting the slut model that has since been perfected by Brit, Jessica et al.

Who gives a fuck anyway, isn't this the 4th time she's done exactly the same fucking tour? She's about as relevant as toast.

Oh yeah shock me Madonna, yawn.

CHRIST! My lunch now rests on my lap, and I ate it over three hours ago.

shes bringing sexy baaaack

Wow! Madonna? She is still beautiful still gorgeous~~Her profile is still available at that millionaire site Richromances.com. Is she still looking? Good luck, my queen!

she looks like pete burns.

This Fraulein really knows how to push the envelope.
How did she escape Dachau???

p.s.
I love kids!

The chick in the background of the third pic appears to have no belly button...

... is madonna harbouring cyborg organs to live now, or something?

If she had black hair and some black mascara running down her face, she would look just like Alice Cooper.....

For those children among you who have no clue who Alice Cooper is, just picture Madonna with black hair and black mascara running down her face...

Message for Kylie Minogue.

DON'T FOLLOW MADONNA DOWN THIS PATH.

No, really, don't.

#131 jesus
about the belly button thing, I thought the same at first, thats just a skin colored top she is wearing.

Looks like it's time for reinventing herself again ........

The next logical step would be changing her name into grandmadonna...

Bon appetit

Hate to be an arse, but Cardiff is not in England, it's in Wales... get your facts right.

I bet she's on some sort of steroid!! I don't care how much you exercise you 'ain't gonna look like that at 150 years old. GROSSSSS. I always preferred her when she was in her "Poppa don't preach" stage. She was fleshy & feminine....now she's the crypt keeper. Sad. So sad. It's proof you can't buy youth.

What is wrong with ye??

Madonna is truely amazing...I was at that concert in Wales and it was the best live performance I have ever seen! she knows how to get a crowd going...it was so energetic the performance! Ive seen timberlake, usher, beyonce and rihanna's concerts and they were nothing compared to hers!

im only 17, yet the fact that she is 50 is not off-putting at all! we will all reach 50 someday...so what...do we just take it for granted that we now have to go around in knitted jumpers?

i guess all the madonna haters on this site cant stand the fact that the worlds most successful female artist ever has at the age of 49, had the biggest hit of 2008 so far (4 minutes) which was number one on the world charts for 7 weeks!
in her latest single she says;
'They say that a good thing never lasts
And then it has to fall
Those are the the people that did not
Amount to much at all'
and
'Don't stop me now, don't need to catch my breath
I can go on and on and on'

so madonna haters....looks like ye will have another few years of watching madge dance around in her leothard :}

What is wrong with ye??

Madonna is truely amazing...I was at that concert in Wales and it was the best live performance I have ever seen! she knows how to get a crowd going...it was so energetic the performance! Ive seen timberlake, usher, beyonce and rihanna's concerts and they were nothing compared to hers!

im only 17, yet the fact that she is 50 is not off-putting at all! we will all reach 50 someday...so what...do we just take it for granted that we now have to go around in knitted jumpers?

i guess all the madonna haters on this site cant stand the fact that the worlds most successful female artist ever has at the age of 49, had the biggest hit of 2008 so far (4 minutes) which was number one on the world charts for 7 weeks!
in her latest single she says;
'They say that a good thing never lasts
And then it has to fall
Those are the the people that did not
Amount to much at all'
and
'Don't stop me now, don't need to catch my breath
I can go on and on and on'

so madonna haters....looks like ye will have another few years of watching madge dance around in her leothard :}

Will someone tell her to stop it already? It is official: 2 of the holy trinity of the 80s icons are old ass train wrecks now (Micheal Jackson, Madonna). Prince is still winning Grammies, looking fantastic, and kicking ass.

Thank you Julia! the concert was indeed in WALES not ENGLAND!!!

I have a deeply respect for guy richie because he had sex with this woman!!
Well, she was considdered as a woman when she was born?

the first show of the tour was in cardiff in wales, NOT in england.

MADONNA LOOKS AWSOME!

I figure she saw how saggy her ass was in that scary video where she wore the pink leotard, so it freaked her out enough to work every single ounce of fat (and self respect) out of her body. Old lady ass drop!

*gags* i just lost my appetite.

Gran? You look exhausted......

is it really necessary for her to constanly open her legs...we get it your pussy is stanky!

sheeeesh when is she going to give up!??!!????

she has exposed and drowned us and our children over 3 decades with her filthy self.. and you know she doesnt allow her kids to watch tv...

you guys are so jealous.madonna looks perfect for 50.she looks very hot.i saw her live and that woman has so much energy.she is very beautiful more than u guys probably think.madonna u just perfect.lets see how the fucking teenagers looks when they get 50.u looks fantastic and her legs are danm hot.FUCK U GUYS

other artist like mariah carey ,janet jacson and others stuff should give up.but madonna is the queen of pop and no one is in her level.after 25 years madonna still on top and theres no other artist than can take her place.everytime that she does a single turns to number one- after all this years she still on top

well, even though i deserve the credit for being the originator for the crypt keeper comments back from that previous madonna article where she is with a girl that is supposedly her daughter(the girl looks adopted since she looks nothing like madonna), i really enjoyed the one poster's comments who mentioned they thought she had grim reaper arms. it's true- she really does. and her legs look horrifying too. her whole body is totally devoid of any fat whatsoever. a woman who is in shape is usually a good thing but, she took it WAY too far.
now (and for a long time really), her look is truly off the charts when it comes to the fright and terror scale. if i came across her in a dark alley- i would probably need to be wearing some depends because she really scares the shit out of me.
and i'm pretty tough.

oh yeh, i think she is doing the breatharian diet. she is about as ugly as flip flops. those shoes (if you can call them that) are the ugliest shit ever!!

I remember reading comments elsewhere, where people were ripping into Madonna. If one followed the link to each of their pages, one could see a pic or a vid of their faces....

Needles to say, they all looked like SHIT.

I gotta say tho, her lymph nodes never looked better.

Superfish, YOU are hilarious!!!!!!! you're comments always crack me up!

Superfish, YOU are hilarious!!!!!!! your comments always crack me up!

Honestly? Not bad for her age. At least she still takes good care of herself.

Honestly? Not bad for her age. At least she still takes good care of herself.

Damn, age hit Madonna HARD.

How much ya wanna bet she's got a big rod than half the guys posting here.

Madonna--the bitch that fucks back.

She looks like a deformed freak.Absolutely fucking disgusting.Just like an incomplete tranny.

She's still great and she is the ultimate diva. No kim kardashian or paris will EVER be like her. She's not human allright. But that should be a lesson to all the wanna be's.
She still rocks. And big time.

My hat's off to her for setting a presedence for women all over the world that aging can still be sexy! I don't, however agree with using her celebrity status to slam a POW. Madonna has done nothing for her country but get rich off of it.
At this point, you could not give me a free ticket to see her for doing that.

And I've been a fan since I was 11 years old.
I served my country and don't appreciate it.

Is it just me or am I looking at a photo of Usain Bolt in drag?

Omg i love these photos!!!
Im so happy shes gone back to her sexy image!
She really has taught women that they can be feminine yet strong, sexy but not a bimbo...etc
She changed the world!
The only stylish girls since the 80s are just the ones that copy madonna!
Luv U Madonna Forever!!! xx

well all ive gotta say is i think madonna is the bomb.f**** you all with the comments.ur all just jealous cause she has it all and ur all low life scumbags,probably all stink fat asses who sit in front of ur computer all day stinking ur chair up ....hahhahhaha

well all ive gotta say is i think madonna is the bomb.f**** you all with the comments.ur all just jealous cause she has it all and ur all low life scumbags,probably all stink fat asses who sit in front of ur computer all day stinking ur chair up ....hahhahhaha

I am not a fan...Her previous years work are much better....She needs to go off in a new direction....Dresses become her.