Mar 20 2008Jennifer Lopez unveils the J-Twins (J-Awesome!)

Wow, they couldn't get a better picture than that after 8 hours?

No talent fat ass!

FIRST!!!

2 more Latino babies. Yay.

Jimbo's dad used to look for Pop Tarts every night.

Very cute!

Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her husband's profile on millionaire personals site "w e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m" last SEP, It seems her husband couldn't wait to date new girl when Jennifer is pregnant.

yuck to both her & those shriveled up aliens in her arms.

it was ridiculous how People posted some newsflash yesterday as to when they were going to put the photos on the website. do people really care that much about J. Lo? i say no, but taking to consideration her massive ego, she probably made People do it.

She looks so happy; must be the 6 million she's about to pocket.

Better names = Chico and Guadeloupe

Ashley was bumped from the top slot for this trite? Uh Superfish, this is the internet, we like the goods and the dirt and we like it fast.

Take your dated family hour People Magazine bullshit the fuck outta here.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

She's using the tino duo as breast shields because her newly engorged bewbies are dripping and spraying milk. You can't see it in that photo, but the backs of their precious little outfits are saturated.

It was an 8 hour shoot because they couldn't stop Marc Anthony from gnawing on their heads for 7 hours.

They're each getting paid 3 million and can't even stay awake for the photo shoot. Already acting like divas.

show us the 'twins' damn you, not the babies.

Yay she's on the cover of People con sus bebes. Notice to Puerto Rican citizens of NYC, time for another pride parade!

Oh god, the boy looks like Skeletor already. Poor kid.

Ok, she's recovered, it's time to do a spread-the-giant buttcheeks hairy anus-off between JLo and Kim. Lovers of fat brown ghetto butts will be delighted (so, Obama supporters and Hugh Grant).

They sure have prominent noses. For newborns, I mean.

Just sayin'.

it won't take long for these little shits to grow up and act as self-entitled as their worthless mother is. why do i picture her like a present day "joan crawford"?

How much did dads 'n mums lay out for their kids' respective nurseries? $150,000 a piece, I'll bet. I'd be willing to bet my dog's left nut on that.

Selfish twats.

lol superfish da bomb

Many years ago I saw a baby that looked like Walter Matthau. I thought that baby was ugly. That was the only time I ever saw an ugly baby until those two of JLo's. They look like Skeletor. Where was her judgement? She should have gone to a Mexican Sperm bank. It's not like anyone would have known and she could have given those kids a better chance in life.

Wow, I just discovered that I do not give a crap about any of this. Big suprise.

Hey, and keep the racist comments to yourselves, assholes (yeah, you know who you are.) This isn't the fucking 1950s Deep South.

They don't even look zombie-ish...yet

There aren't many celebs I hate more than this worthless piece of shit. Utterly fucking talentless and a huge bitch on top of that. I hope she puts on 100 lbs. and can never take it off.

(and no, I didn't mean you, woodman.)

Dude on the left (her right) looks like Elijah Wood.

She is a bitch. And a grower.

cute babies but they are going to have some seriously huge noses. i don't like the name max, though... argh. emme is cute, though.

Them babies dont look like momma they looks white.

I think she looks great!

How come trendyjim's name baffles you, but EMME made it under your radar? Cmon - that's not a name, that's a typo!

#14 Ha!!

I don't know, I really have nothing to say about this except I agree with half of you and I'm not telling you which half..

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She named her precious crotchdumplings after two characters in the animated kids show "Dragon Tales."

"Ai, look mi'ho, Mommy had this TV show made just for you!"

@23 get Mexico out of your ass, Puerto Ricans are USA citizens. Try suggesting Spain next time and you might sound less stupid.

crib death

CRIB DEATH

There going to be some good lookn babys

Spanish babies?Hope they're getting a bit taller than usual those Spanish are.

Cute kids, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, that being said, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, at the end of the day, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, etc.

Their heads are round like watermelons?I'm wondering if Skeletor is the real father?

Congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony.Their babies are looking well fed.They're less than a month old,what's too early to say if they look cute or not:)

Max... Emme... How the hell is "Emme" pronoucnced? Em? Emm-ee? Emmeh? Regardless, they look like their freaky dad.

Oh no. I can already see Skeletor's bone structure emerging on these innocent children's faces. That can't be good. Poor kids.

@36 That's like Nordics getting upset over being called a Viking - like it fucking makes a difference!. I said Mexico cause it's closer and I like Mexico. Maybe I'd like Puerto Rico better if I'd ever been there MAYBE NOT.

Hey Frist! All I could find in the house was half a bottle of brandy and some diet Cherry 7up. It tastes OK but I don't have a name for it. Any suggestions?

#40, Ted, baby, I'm worried about you. You seem depressed.

#47 - so?

#47,
I am feeling a little blue, but nothing to worry about... it's the change of seasons I believe. I just find it really hard to be mean looking at two cute little babies. I love babies. Especially other peoples' babies.

#48 and 49,
You two are good. #48, I've never paid for sex and never will... unless I get really desperate, which at this juncture, I don't see happening. It's much cheaper and gratifying to just use your personality, unless, you're really an asshole. Then you end up fucking goats like Mike the Goat Fucker.

Now, she will be on the cover of Parents Magazine, bragging about what a great mother she is...yeah, she's a mother all right...motha-fucka!

Oh how I hate this self important disgusting vile bitch. Yeah, right, J-whore does all the work when there is staff there? Sickening.

she is gorgeous. the babies...not so much. nicole richies baby was adorable though, so i guess its hard to follow a baby that cute on the cover of people. for 6 mill or whatever tho...that pic is horrible.

honestly i think they are really cute maybe she did go to a sperm bank we can only pray....

OMG the babies are UGLY just like daddy is.... I think xtinas baby is way cuter but nicoles is the best looking

Wow, two more ugly hispanic babies, you've seen one you've seen em all, they all look the same, like rats.

I much prefer 1940's sourh. Less protesting : )

Great. More dirty browns acting like people give a shit. Go back to bot fly country you dirty cunts.

She is so happy now!!! It is said she first met her husband on a millionaier dating site called meetingwealthy.c o m. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.

Yet more proof that a basement level, no-hack talent shouldn't have children.

Tell J-Lump to pack up her big ass, her kids, and her old man and go back to Mexico. What? She isn't Mexican? Well now, she isn't a friggin' singer or actress either now is she?

J-Lo- A.K.A- Like the stock market when no one shows up: Artificially Inflated by itself, because of itself.

oh come on......i'm not a jennifer fan at all....but give me a break...THOSE KIDS ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.......look at emme's hands as her little fingers are trying to come together like a ittle girl in a playground waiting for her ball.....look at his face.....they are stunning........healthy beautiful gift from GOD...anyone who looks at those kids & doesn't think THAT'S GREAT...even though she's a giant pain in the ass .....is just too angry to be honest.

@ #60...what have you been smoking???

Those are 2 of the ugliest babies I have ever seen! I give her credit for naming them normal names. Apple...Coco come to mind.

I can already see the undead Marc Anthony qualities in their features. J-Lo should keep a light on at all times...

They named them after the kids on "Dragon Tales". I didn't realize she was such a fan of PBS Kids.

You know what they say - the kids mirror the parents.

So Max will be a spanish-speaking singer who will live in the shadow of Julio Iglesias' future son. And Emme (besides being the name of something J.Lo will never win) will have a large posterior and will get to star as a popular pop singer who met a tragic demise, and from that experience will delude herself into thinking she had enough talent to produce records.

My crystal ball has spoken.

OMG!! That baby looks like Elijah Wood!!

50/50 and the babies ended up looking like marc anthony. haha. bad luck.

@65 - Elijah Wood ... priceless! And true. I was thinkin' the kid looked like his dad until I read your comment. Now all I see is Frodo! :-)

I think her bebes are muy precioso. They do look como their padre, pero they may start looking more like her as they get older. I don't care what anyone says Te querio Jennifer Lopez! She is one of the hardest workers in the industry. And she always surpasses the negativity and goes for what she wants. And I like her ninos nombres. Their cute y muy facil to say! :)