Mar 25 2008Heidi Montag releases new single (OMG!)
After the rousing pseudo-success of Heidi Montag's first single "Higher," I presented to you her latest single "No More." (Audio after the jump.) This single, unfortunately, wasn't accompanied by a low-budget video of Heidi in a bikini to soften the crushing blow of the music. So, because I love you guys, I included bikini pics of America's fakest sweetheart. You know, it says something when your record company won't even fork over the dough for a video when they could market the hell out of it during the new season of The Hills. I'm not really sure what that says exactly but, God willing, it translates out to "Heidi, please, get eaten by piranhas."
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
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Reader Comments
1. Chauncey Gardner - March 25, 2008 12:02 PM
I'd prefer to see her doubles.
2. Jane_Says - March 25, 2008 12:04 PM
She sounds like Ashlee Simpson drunk.
3. Kevin - March 25, 2008 12:06 PM
Looks like a slut
4. veggi - March 25, 2008 12:08 PM
No more? Wonderful title Heidi. Please do that.
And I'm all for a nice guy, but if this guy carries her around anymore, rubs her shoulders, wears bunny ears, ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrgggggrrrr! What a fucking daffodil.. He should wear skirts..
5. jim - March 25, 2008 12:09 PM
FIRST! oh my gawd im so happy i got first !!!!
6. FRIST!! - March 25, 2008 12:10 PM
I'm no lesbo, but I would tongue rape the tiny donut of her anus.
7. pilot - March 25, 2008 12:11 PM
Man those are some fake boobs. ....she was a ho, fo sho.
8. pat - March 25, 2008 12:11 PM
She should stick with what she knows and release a song called "Opening My Mouth to You".
9. Bunny Ears - March 25, 2008 12:13 PM
Heidi, Playboy is on the line and they would like to airbrush your face, but they want to photo your tits.
10. sall - March 25, 2008 12:13 PM
some good toons and beats there heidi, nice.
better than my fathers beetles collections.
11. Jimbo - March 25, 2008 12:14 PM
@4 Veggi, Nice guys open the door for you, they cook dinner for you, They buy the beer, and they make sure you get in the house ok when you are drunk off you ass. This guy is just a pussy. He does not deserve to have a pair of balls..
12. eric - March 25, 2008 12:15 PM
nice guys EAT the dinner the woman cooks as she is usually tied to the stove
13. Yo Momma - March 25, 2008 12:16 PM
OH NO!!! You ever notice how people who can't sing always try to alter their voice ala Zapp & Roger, Funk Parliment, etc.? You know, people like Britney Spears, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Cher, Daft Punk....LOL Horrible & pathetic!
14. kenny - March 25, 2008 12:20 PM
FRIST is a lesbian? no shit einstein.
15. sweets - March 25, 2008 12:20 PM
whats her problem why does she hang like that are there no bones in her
16. mimi - March 25, 2008 12:20 PM
Yep... she cannot sing.
Very nasal and unpleasant.
17. mimi - March 25, 2008 12:22 PM
For those who care... that means no one here...
I am a professional singer... that means I get paid to sing...
no... I am not famous... but I sing 100 times better than that!
18. Jimbo - March 25, 2008 12:25 PM
@14 That is a troll asshole..
19. Auntie Kryst - March 25, 2008 12:28 PM
Ok it's after 5PM somewhere in this world. Listening to this shit is driving me to drink. This screeching whore's music is absolute shite! I'm pouring whiskey straight into my ears. Old fart comment coming but do teens and 20-somethings even listen to rock anymore? I need to hear some Stooges and Ramones.
20. Missy - March 25, 2008 12:32 PM
Wow she really sucks! I hate to say this but Paris Hilton was better at her attempt to sing...
21. veggi - March 25, 2008 12:34 PM
Ah, thank you little room I'm in for not having sound on the computer!! Bless the unicorns!!
Gimmie some whiskey Auntie!!
Agreed Jimbo!!
PS: can someone untie me from this fucking stove!! I can't get to over there to microwave your fucking chicken!!
22. norton - March 25, 2008 12:36 PM
Does she ever do anything but pose all of the time?
How much do they pay some douche to follow them around and take pictures subsequently "released" to the "news" agencies?
What a sad, sad pair.
23. Jimbo - March 25, 2008 12:38 PM
Veggi, Can you give FRIST a lesson on microwaving chicken??
24. kingnoony - March 25, 2008 12:38 PM
so who's the asshole with the camera that continues to follow these two idiots, snapping photos of every contrived pose that they can muster....? this person must die.
25. declan - March 25, 2008 12:39 PM
@ Norton
unfortunately, this is what we term 'news' today. Go figure.
26. kingnoony - March 25, 2008 12:42 PM
why, oh why did i listen?!? i knew not to listen, but i did anyway... oh god, the pain! please kill me now! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27. dafeedil - March 25, 2008 12:42 PM
my ears are dripping blood
28. Felipe Valdez - March 25, 2008 12:42 PM
Man this chick fucking sucks bad. She has no talent and is completely fake. The thing that sucks is that people are probably gunna listen to this shit. Fuck the Hills or the O.C. or whatever gay ass fucking show this no talent bitch was spawned from. She should just fast forward her life a few years and just do Playboy and get it over with, so we can finally see her naked and not have to hear about her any longer.
29. sticky-armadillo - March 25, 2008 12:47 PM
My wife just came in and found me pouring battery acid into my ears. Some things you can never un-hear.
30. sportsdvl - March 25, 2008 12:58 PM
I still have no idea who this bimbo is but those are some great fake titties!
31. Grunion - March 25, 2008 1:05 PM
I'm pretty sure my ears are now planning a coup d'etat against my brain for subjecting them to that.
32. Kate - March 25, 2008 1:06 PM
Oh my god I can't stand this bitch. She and her fiance are the biggest douchebags. I can't even look at pictures of them. I scroll right by. I just need to comment on how much I hate them.
33. Andy - March 25, 2008 1:15 PM
That motherfucker (literally) Ashton Kutcher should use Heidi and Spencer for his new Pop Fiction show. But if it's going to be a prank, he'd have to find a way for the paps to catch them actually having sex. So Spencer will need lots of Viagra, and maybe a compass for his penis to find its way out of Heidi's mouth after it throws up.
34. xagonyxscenex - March 25, 2008 1:27 PM
girl has an amazing body
35. Spazz - March 25, 2008 1:30 PM
One of the scariest faces we all know and dont know why we know her.
36. Jimbo - March 25, 2008 1:37 PM
Hasn't this post gone on long enough? There has got to be some other sort of news worthy post the fish dude can post. Have we not suffered enough? Why must you make the pain continue??
37. haroof - March 25, 2008 1:37 PM
she might be the fakest bimbo on the planet, but i would plow into that ass like there was no tomorrow.
38. Mike - March 25, 2008 1:38 PM
The name of the song is "No more"?
Come on, that's just way to easy...
39. momo - March 25, 2008 1:41 PM
Listen to the words people. Serously.
nahhh !!
just f'n with you.
40. Sarah - March 25, 2008 1:44 PM
If this song was written and given to... Oh, I don't know, Miley Cyrus, Hillary Duff, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, countless others...it would probably be an okay tune.
Sadly, this boobalicious bitch and his girlfriend, Heidi, ruined it.
41. lulu - March 25, 2008 1:46 PM
OMG, I don't think I could hate these people more then I do right now. GOD, they are SO full of themselves!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And her "fiance" is PUSSY-WHIPPED!!!!
42. Ed - March 25, 2008 1:51 PM
test
43. TT - March 25, 2008 1:51 PM
wearing a dress and being pussy-whipped is not a bad thing..............i like wearing the prettiest panties in the family......
44. Ed - March 25, 2008 1:51 PM
test
45. veggi - March 25, 2008 1:59 PM
aaaaaaahahahaha @ Ed!!!!! WTF??
46. Harry Ballzack - March 25, 2008 2:05 PM
HOLY SHIT !!!!
I play freaking music and I could only listen to the first 4 lines, before my ears started itching so badly I had to turn her off. I was worried about the threat of them internally bleeding or scarring for life.
Saaaaay ......... Did K-Fed do a little "underground producing" of this thing?
Because It has "Kreepy-K Productions" written all over it ...........
Damned good thing she's pretty, "cuz she cain't carry a tune in a bucket y'all"
47. Obviously Obvious - March 25, 2008 2:10 PM
Tara Reid Bikini -
Simona Fusco Bikini -
Heidi Montag Bikini -
Am I the only one who noticed the resemblence ?
48. veggi - March 25, 2008 2:45 PM
the more i see of this bitch the more i want to spank her on her bony naked white ass.
49. Dr. Enema - March 25, 2008 3:22 PM
If she just wooda gotten a better surgeon. Those implants look like shit...
50. The Laughing God - March 25, 2008 3:37 PM
ARGGGG!!! SEX TAPE ALREADY!!!!
51. Jumpin_J - March 25, 2008 3:47 PM
Hey Fish, why should her record company shell out money to market her? YOU'RE DOING IT FOR THEM! Now who's the sucker?
And yeah, sex tape already. Definately sex tape.
52. Double D. - March 25, 2008 3:55 PM
What is up with this chick and her douchebag boyfriend?
Her face is uglier than a bag of smashed assholes and she couldn't carry a tune in a fuckin' bucket. Why do we care? Do we are? why am I even writing this- I need a life almost as much as these two dillholes
53. Randal - March 25, 2008 4:43 PM
Great back beat going on with the piano gently playing lightly behind her voice, which strange enough, is digitized, much like the recent Britney Spears album, which could never be duplicated to that level again by any artist.
Hopefully this particular sound does not become the new wave; I'd rather be forced to listen to hip-hop. It only sounds good with Britney.
All thumbs down on this one folks.
Randal
54. big teeth - March 25, 2008 4:47 PM
Hey superficial guy, if you're going to post photos of these tools, at least write something funny to go along with them.. otherwise you're just another publicity/gossip website. It seems to me that this site used to eviscerate these clowns, not shill for them. Where did the guy go who did that?
55. Spencer - March 25, 2008 5:11 PM
I always love it when wanna be singers need to use a voice coder in order for them to sing in tune. Terrible.
56. Jae - March 25, 2008 5:20 PM
their lives are extremely pathetic. they run around posing and waiting for a camera to show up. i wonder if heidi ever thinks "what the fuck happened to my life?". seriously stop writing stories about them, because they're loving the attention. they'd probably even love this comment just because it's about them. ok i'm gonna stop talking about them..... now.
57. Caminador - March 25, 2008 5:26 PM
I'm pretty sure this music was made with Garageband...Honestly, who listens to this "final product" and says "Yes"? To anything. To its release, to her, to the continuation of life....
She probably tells people the producer was really cool and "put these um cool vocal effects in the song because he said it would, like, sound way better". No, those aren't effects, Heidi. When auto-tune is used on every note you sing, you become Robot Voice. Every song you do will sound like that because you're talentless. Just do porn.
58. Stewy - March 25, 2008 5:55 PM
I wish this girl would just realize that there is a lucrative future for her in the entertainment industry. One where she can display all of her talents, and get paid a lot of money for it... It's called PORN!
With jenna Jameson wilting away in her old age, there has to be some nimbwitted siren she can hand the torch off to. I nominate this scag as the "one" to take us to that place called "masterbation nirvana."
She is a useless whore with fake tits. What's the big deal? Just hang out on Melrose and you can see hundreds of them a day! Please stop giving this bimbo coverage. Please????????
PS: I beat the crap out of her boyfriend once. True Story! he fights like a little girl.
59. Stewy - March 25, 2008 5:55 PM
I wish this girl would just realize that there is a lucrative future for her in the entertainment industry. One where she can display all of her talents, and get paid a lot of money for it... It's called PORN!
With jenna Jameson wilting away in her old age, there has to be some nimbwitted siren she can hand the torch off to. I nominate this scag as the "one" to take us to that place called "masterbation nirvana."
She is a useless whore with fake tits. What's the big deal? Just hang out on Melrose and you can see hundreds of them a day! Please stop giving this bimbo coverage. Please????????
PS: I beat the crap out of her boyfriend once. True Story! he fights like a little girl.
60. T - March 25, 2008 6:37 PM
She ain't singing, a computer is.
61. T - March 25, 2008 6:37 PM
She ain't singing, a computer is.
62. savy - March 25, 2008 7:32 PM
such a butterface. another terrible song, congrats.
63. arbitrary albatross - March 25, 2008 8:30 PM
I kind of feel like even if there was a sex tape, it would be ten minutes of awkward prom night style fumbling, five minutes of her completely over-acting and drawing out her fake orgasm, then half an hour of him weeping with his back to the camera and her posing and bitching about her angles.
That said, I'd probably watch it anyway.
64. AliCat - March 25, 2008 9:00 PM
I can't understand a damn thing this stupid bitch is saying.
65. Bush - March 25, 2008 9:16 PM
She is so lovely and large sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g .c o m “.What kind of relation she want in this site?
66. Tom - March 25, 2008 9:38 PM
whitewomensuck.blogspot.com
67. Jakey - March 25, 2008 10:15 PM
Wow. Is her voice actually in there, or did the pitch modulator just say "Ah, just shut the fuck up and lemme take over."
68. ladylindsay - March 26, 2008 1:27 AM
Please stop posting stories about this talentless famewhore and her "boyfriend."
69. Coyote Bitch! - March 26, 2008 5:50 AM
C'mon guys its not that bad !!!! Go heidi luv yaaa :)
70. Pilatunes - March 26, 2008 7:21 AM
Would shooting these two actually be a crime?
71. x - March 26, 2008 7:31 AM
what am i the only one who thinks she has a great body? much better than most celebs
72. Jen - March 26, 2008 9:43 AM
She sounds like a computer. Such talent! ...And when I refer to talent, I am talking about the genius computer nerds who edited her singing voice to make it sound like a computer.... but a computer that actually knows how to sing... Too bad Heidi isn't a computer and too bad she doesn't know how to sing.
73. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 26, 2008 9:59 AM
She should film the video in a tanktop, braless, while jumping on a trampoline. No panning, just steady focus from the neck to the navel. Sure her boobs wouldn't move much, even during an 8.0 earthquake, but it would be fun to watch. Then at the end she can fall off and sustani a serious spinal injury which would require her to get the tupperware out of her chest, to relieve pressure on her shoulders. Yes, I have it all figured out.
74. fygu - March 26, 2008 11:09 AM
I didn't listen to it. I wish I had her body, minus the fake tits. That Spencer guy looks homo.
75. Grunion - March 26, 2008 11:26 AM
I wish her tits could sing. then I might listen.
76. Mobby - March 26, 2008 11:32 AM
Who went here for the video???
I WENT HERE FOR THE MILK
77. momo - March 26, 2008 12:14 PM
really her mug aint bad, and this is a definitive killer body i
If you lke them that big amd fake...
.
but the song really really is poignant..
Once again I have to say Please pleae listen to the words people
really
(NAHHH,j Im still kidding, that song sucks )
78. laurie - March 26, 2008 12:17 PM
So bad, this girl has no talent... the lyrics are stupids and unoriginals....
79. CS - March 26, 2008 12:29 PM
I don't know who she is, but she is one hot piece of ass. Damn, I'd hit that over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again.
80. Tracy - March 26, 2008 3:16 PM
Heidi & Spencer make me start to hate America until I read everyone's comments & realize there is still some sanity. Number 24... you rock!
81. King Wang - March 27, 2008 12:43 AM
I have no idea who this gal is. Problem: After a while, all the plastic Barbies manufactured in China usually kill their owners because of (A)Lead-Based Paint or (B) Because overly large tits won't necessarily stop you from drowning when you are dumb enough to think they are flotation devices.
This is proof the Titanic went down for a reason. So we can have more of her, and anyone with the last name Simpson or Spears.
82. gin - March 27, 2008 2:16 AM
Assclowns
83. KickRocks - March 27, 2008 6:19 PM
why is a robot singing this song?
84. heidi montag fan - March 27, 2008 8:29 PM
omg stop making fun of her, so what if she's retarded and has no talent. wait i don't know where i am going with this. i wonder if she forgets to breath sometimes.