What's Mamma Lohan going to say about this one?

Muahaha, what a fekktard!

dancing elephants! now there's entertainment. can always mute the sound :P

Ha ha! First?

No..dang it...anyway, at least I'm not Lindsay, or anyone related to her. I'm still better than them!

Haha... I knew something like this was going to happen.

What a shame that such a talented artist has fallen by the wayside.

Bad.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

Her Mother should be locked up.

My sources tell me that although she has blown the Island Records (deal) she still has an offer from 'Shit-Up-The-Creek' Records.

More from the article...

http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan-gets-dumped-by-record-label/v/3049/

Well at least she doesnt have herpes like brit's sis, only a fire crotch

She's a skank, prob gave some of the label execs STD's

Thank you, Lindsay. I knew we could depend on you. Just please, for the love of cheese, just don't say anything about Jews or the Holocaust or Lebanon. Stay stupid so I'll have something to mock every day instead of reading the point/counterpoint of people tryin' to bum me out, talkin' about what's happenin' in the real world and shit. Ignorance is bliss, I say.

It is hilarious how they imply that if Lindsay had shown up on the telly over there and told the Brits to buy her record, they would have dutifully complied. It failed not because it blows (to imply that would make Island look pretty bad), but because she failed to shill for it. Yeah, that's it. I've heard her sing exactly once, in that Mean Girls movie. OK, but not good enough for a record contract. Why does every showbiz skank think she's gotta sing? Why can't Lindsay's contribution to the world of art be simulated blowjobs? That looks great on a resume. In fact, just add that one to your list of skills and the offers will come rolling in.

First the music career starts to fail, and then the movie career goes into the crapper. If there is a God, this shall come to pass and we shall hear the last of the Firecrotch.

It's like she doesn't even care anymore. Lord knows I don't care anymore.

http://glossedover.com

She'd have probably been 86'd from her latest shitfest of a film had she not shot so much footage. Instead she got the reprimand letter. This is just pathetic. All she had to do was fly over to London and promote her album which would make her more money. That, apparently at this stage in the downturn of her career, is too much to ask. Her mother should spend less time making excuses and more time making appointments with drug counselors. After this week, Linds has been added to my death pool.

More importantly, what was she wearing when she recieved word?

Her music flopped here with her promoting it. First the threatening letter, now this. Soon she'll be collecting unemployment.

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay... what is a grown up to do? Why not work for a living?

Fire crotch... what a good idea for a sex toy name-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys.htm

If they can promise one of those rarely-seen-except-for-on-the-Nature-Channel 5 legged elephants I'll totally buy it.

I wonder if it will be reported that Lindsay "dropped" the coke straw when she was let go from that label?

Party on babe!

:-)

#11 Flame haired beauty???? ROTFLMAO...

Mama Lohan will blame it on the asthma like she does everything else. I have asthma, I think I will use that as my crutch to get through life from now on. Me to boss, "Go f*ck yourself...oh sorry, that is just the asthma talking."

I used to want to like Lindsay Lohan. But this is an implosion on the Britney Spears level. She's rapidly becoming indefensible. Actually, I think she's already reached that point.

Dena Lohan---- How DARE they do that? I mean she's only 19, why should she be expected to honor her commitments, she shouldn't be held up to any expectation of that. She should just be allowed to party and do what she wants...asl long as she makes enough money to support me and takes me with her to the clubs.

i bet her music SUCKS SHIT anyway.

and even though she's a ginger kid, I'D STILL HIT IT

since when is ginger a singer? have i be under a rock? maybe i should cut back on the sugar tits -- they are rotting my brain!

Lindsay sucks! Why do you insist in putting her on EVERYDAY! I know she is good for drama and cheap bikins' but damn enough! Give me more news on Angelina!!!

I think the reason I got fired is because I've got no talent. And that I LOVE cock. I mean coke.

Just remember... in the UK, "Honey to the B" was a hit. If they dropped Lindsay, how crappy does her stuff have to be?

Fuck i'm getting sick of this bitch. In ONE WEEK she has been on this site EIGHT TIMES!! WTF is up with that?!

All of the A&Rs who signed her and all of the station managers who played her shit are the ones who should be canned.

She's building quite a career of alcoholism and not showing up for work. I know lots of people like that, and they're all huge successes. Huge.

Oh that's so terrible and not hot.

Signed,
Paris Hilton - porno star and perfect singing twat for you

Who's falling worse? Lindsay or Britney?

Britney has already fallen, but has tons of cash.
Lo-whore is in free fall and is not nearly as cash healthy.

And the Lo-whore fall shows no end in sight. :)

They did it to poor Yoko Ono, they did it to Pete Doherty, then OJ, aaaand Mel Gibson and now they're doing it to poor Lohan, fucking jewish media IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Martini anyone? Or 12...

Over here a giant purple and yellow blob (no jokes, his name was Mr. Blobby) got to number one so Lindsay must be bad. Although over here Lindsay is still that chubby ginger chick from mean girls.

Lindsay is another perfect example of a talentless celebrity who thinks they can stay on top of the game without having to do anything. Shall we have a superfish countdown to see how long it takes mommy dearest to come to the rescue on this one?

This is SO unfair to do to a young girl!!

#37 - Very true. Lindsay's fall is more embarrassing, though. She doesn't have the massive fortune like Britney but still believes she's the diva hollywood was waiting for and for that she's being put in her place by her bosses.
At least Britney is falling beause of the love for Cletus. Cletus or not it's still not the same as cocaine.

Eventually she's going to get fired from all of her jobs and lose all her money by shopping all day on Rodeo. Then she'll wonder what she did wrong.

Check out giantmag.com for more info on the story and other Lohan disasters...

This betch wants to party like an adult, drink like an adult, and snort like an adult, but can't get her lame, skin-and-bones ass out of bed to fulfill her obligations and do the work she has signed on to do (like an adult) in order to afford the fame and lifestyle she is so desperate to maintain.

Sickening, really. And then she goes and has her mommy stick up for her when the suits call her out on it. UGH! So when she's trying to get into clubs and bars to drink and coke-out the night away, she's an adult now, and when she needs to get movie studios and record labels off her back to cut her a little slack, she's just a kid still that needs to be made concessions for.

I swear, this ho is a walking ball of contradiction that needs to have all attention taken away from her. Can we please let her fade into obscurity until her E! True Hollywood Story comes out in 2017?

Sorry Ho-Han, really, really loved you in Mean Girls. It's been crap since then.

#29 and #32...

Good God I agree - I am sick to death of this cum-belching little fuckhead - can't we find some other screwed up celeb to shit on??
How about posting a photo of Barbara Streisand taking out the trash without her makeup? I would certainly shit my pants and scream like a prepubescent girl, but I could sure think of some choice shit to say about THAT bitch!!

OR....

Anything about Colin Farrell, as everyone well knows, I would slide naked down a 50-foot razor blade into a vat of iodine just to suck on his rank little unwashed boxer shorts for a few hours!!

Speaking of 5-legged elephants....

http://waveydavey.fotopic.net/p15203126.html

#48...

Holy mother of God...I did not think elephants were that well-equipped! Now all you would have to do is crop that sucker and stick it on a picture of Colin Farrell, and that would just about be right!! (I've seen the infamous sex tape...yumma...

Now Edna has something new to think about when she masturbates (which is often...)

i didnt even know she had a record deal in the UK

A record deal??? Pleeaaaase...

I could yank my cat's claws out with a pair of pliers and stick her paws in vinegar and get a better sound than this cokeheaded bitch - what the fuck does she sing anyway?? I suppose they could play her music to torture prisoners at that prison in Baghdad or maybe to scare grizzly bears away in Yellowstone!!! My dogs would pee on the carpet after hearing this...the UK just dodged a bullet on this one...

#52 -- she doesn't sing anything good. My nine year old will hear her songs on the Disney radio station and ask me to turn it off. I've raised my kid to have some taste!

Thats a shame 'cause out of all the retards in Hollywood's youth gang. I love Lindsay most. She is better than Paris, Tara the whole lotta of those skanks. I hope she gets her act together 'cause she really has the world at her feet........... Oh and screw Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton for their retarded attempt to demise Ms. Lohan, she has more talent in her little finger that both of them, plut a whole bunch more of Hollywood wannabees put together.

Get your act together Linds and piss them off more..........

it doesnt matter.. that stupid label was a casualty. the REAL money she makes in music comes from our Miami friend.... Emilio Estefan.

She even showed up to his hollywood star induction.

Blowhan needs to be given the Francis Farmer difficult starlett program. The ugly ho wannabe. Gowd, I've cleaned stuff outta my drains that look better than her.

why do all celebrities these days assume that because they may be mildly successful in their primary field that they are automatically qualified to be a singer, musician, clothing designer, perfumer, etc. whats next? paris hilton designing chrysler's next family minivan?

the fact that people eat this shit up and actually buy garbage like lohans first record, and will inevitably flock to buy paris hiltons debut, saps what little faith i had left in the human race.

Paris Hilton is one deleriously happy bitch right now.

Well at least she's still got that zit cream commercial to be proud of...

Yes please, #39 (babyblue)!

I think with her screwed up family life and instant fame, she just doesn't know how to control herself.

She SHOULD know better.. I'm not making excuses... but I can see why she has fallen off the band wagon a little bit. She just needs to grow up. Unfortunately, that will take quite a while!

Nice job# 48. Exactly what I wanted!

#56 PaisleyMoon LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great reference!!!!!!!

Maybe she just wants to share her gift of song with America only. By god.

I just love watching this little cunt's downward spiral unravel in the media. It's like, whenever I'm having a bad day, I come on the 'fish and know that my day is going to get a whole lot better becuase some no-talent, fugly crack whore like Linds will have done something more hideous than the last seeing people destroy their lives and career really does make me feel better about my own life.

#37 - Yeah, she only has $7,000,000 after all....

How long do you think it will until she's featured on the "Where are they now?" segment.

At first glance (caffeine hadn't kicked in yet), I thought the headline read Lindsey Lohan gets fried. I didn't see how that was news. Now I notice she was fired. That surprises me less than the fact she even gets work. She's no longer Disney cute and since those are the only movies that she was even passably good in, I'm completely baffled as to why anyone would be interested in her. She's not particularly pretty, she has no taste. In short, she's a real sleaze. She's right up there with Tara Reid. I guess I answered my own question.