July 25, 2006
David Arquette loses his cool
David Arquette confronted a group of paparazzi who were hanging outside his home hoping to get a picture of his daughter. And there's nothing more threatening than when a guy in a pink shirt walks up to you and starts waving a towel around. That's like the definition of confrontation. At least I think it is. I don't really know what words mean.
More of David Arquette and his towel after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Jacq on July 25, 2006 01:55 PM
Hoo-ee! DON'T piss THAT guy off!!
2. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 25, 2006 01:55 PM
Oh those pesky Paparazzi!
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3. Posted by Sharp as a Marble on July 25, 2006 01:55 PM
Douglas Adam's brilliance knows no bounds, eh?
4. Posted by Jacq on July 25, 2006 01:55 PM
Hoo-ee! DON'T piss THAT guy off!!
5. Posted by Sharp as a Marble on July 25, 2006 01:55 PM
Douglas Adam's brilliance knows no bounds, eh?
6. Posted by doomhammer on July 25, 2006 01:56 PM
First freaks...
7. Posted by doomhammer on July 25, 2006 01:56 PM
First freaks...
8. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 25, 2006 01:56 PM
Oh those pesky Paparazzi!
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9. Posted by doomhammer on July 25, 2006 01:57 PM
awww, im the freak arent I.
10. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 25, 2006 01:57 PM
I see we're all having some issues with our comments. Glad I'm not the only one.
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11. Posted by mickshell on July 25, 2006 01:58 PM
Courtney is more intimidating than him....
12. Posted by Fugurself on July 25, 2006 01:59 PM
In the last pic David is crying because the paparazzo called him a biatch.
13. Posted by leahdeadly on July 25, 2006 01:59 PM
deja vu, huh?
it looks like it is way too hot to be wearing jeans. Is his shirt pretty sweaty?
14. Posted by sharkbite on July 25, 2006 01:59 PM
He looks like such a scuz-bucket. Just dirty and, hell, almost reminds me a little of K-Fed.
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15. Posted by tits_on_snack on July 25, 2006 02:02 PM
He has a daughter. Huh. I so don't care about this guy, and don't see why anyone else does either. Didn't he play a retard in one of the Scary Movies?
16. Posted by Morticia on July 25, 2006 02:06 PM
Damn he's fugly!
17. Posted by Morticia on July 25, 2006 02:06 PM
Damn he's fugly!
18. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 25, 2006 02:06 PM
The pink shirt is cute. The towel is what scares the fuck out of me. I assure you if I approach you with one of my towels run your ass off, because it weighs about 50 pounds and it's quite crusty.
19. Posted by jane's eyre on July 25, 2006 02:06 PM
Did he think that going out and shouting at the papparazzi was going to make them see the error of their ways, how rude it is to camp out out his house, and what low-life scum they are? puh-leaze.
20. Posted by blueballs on July 25, 2006 02:07 PM
#12 He's not crying, he's wiping the sand that the putzerazzi kicked in his face.
If he was smart, he would have gotten his baby and some suds and gone out and let them take a few pictures, gotten them drunk, then had them take their pants off and pose for embarassing pics of them blowing each other that david could have taken and used to post up on THE SUPERFICIAL
21. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 25, 2006 02:08 PM
Is he crying in the last pic, there's no crying in paparazzi stomping.
22. Posted by Melissa on July 25, 2006 02:08 PM
In that last shot it looks like he ran away crying. Those photogs must have hurt his feelings. :(
23. Posted by Jacq on July 25, 2006 02:09 PM
My boyfriend can snap the shit out of me with a hand-towel. That could potentially be some scary shit if he knows how to use it.
BTW- First, bitches!
24. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 25, 2006 02:09 PM
The pink shirt is cute. The towel is what scares the fuck out of me. If I approach you with my towel run to the hills, because it weighs 50 pounds and is extremely jagged and crusty. I have I name for it. I call it Dirty Filthy Whore!!!
25. Posted by bookakke on July 25, 2006 02:10 PM
why is he sweating so much?
26. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 25, 2006 02:11 PM
Did he have any cool to lose in the first place?
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27. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 25, 2006 02:11 PM
Stop following me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28. Posted by Melissa on July 25, 2006 02:12 PM
#23 you are so far from first it's pathetic!
29. Posted by pinky_nip on July 25, 2006 02:13 PM
@28: DUH.. She was first, moron, look above.
BTW, one word comes to mind with these pictures: pussy.
30. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 25, 2006 02:16 PM
@23 No shit. Getting snapped stings like a mother, and leaves a nice welt, sometimes it can even draw blood.
But have you ever been smacked in the face with a 50 lb. cum rag.
I doubt it.
Congrats on being first.
Your new palinski,
Hopeless (I think)
31. Posted by Fugurself on July 25, 2006 02:17 PM
#29 Pinky I'd like to lick ur pussy
32. Posted by jrzmommy on July 25, 2006 02:17 PM
It reminds me of a picture that my friend had from when he was in the first Gulf War--about 300 Iraqi soldiers surrendered to 25 US Marines. so there's all these dudes just sitting in the sand all obedient and shit and the Marine guys are "keeping order". My friend Joe said it was weird all these dudes just sitting in the sand not doing anything.
What's all over Arquette's shirt?
33. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on July 25, 2006 02:18 PM
Anyone who loves their kids knows that when others try to mess with them, no matter if you are 4'9" you are going to have a fight on your hands. I think he looks like a Dad who cares and this society needs more of them! Go David! For those of you calling him a pussy, well... perhaps you are not privy to what that is... for help in better understanding this you can take a look at an article or two on women's sexuality-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/womens-sexual-health.htm
34. Posted by Spindoc on July 25, 2006 02:19 PM
This guy should be thanking GOD that his Annorexic Sleastack of a wife made enough money that they can even afford that house. Just be happy they are still out there David, ooops, I mean Mr. Courtney Cox, because as soon as they leave nobody will be tuning into whatever your next crappy project is.
35. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 25, 2006 02:25 PM
@32 Fugurself. Very subtle. You are such the charmer, reminds of the line my friend always uses after every one night stand.
Friend: I hope you don't just think of me as a 1-niter, I'm sure there will be 2 or 3 more times we will get the urge to engage in meaningless fornication.
Very subtle and quite effective.
P.s. You can just tell that pinky has a very tight pussy. A huuuuuge asshole, but a tight pussy. I'd rather eat her ass actually.
Subtle aren't I?
Hopeless (I think)
36. Posted by jane's eyre on July 25, 2006 02:27 PM
Does being "Holistic" mean you don't shave? Just a random thought.
37. Posted by jrzmommy on July 25, 2006 02:28 PM
33--he looks like a dad amped up on some pixie dust. what's with your annoying plugs for your stupid fucking website and how exactly does David Arquette spazzing out on a beach in Malibu pertain to women's sexuality? You make as much sense as an acid trip.
38. Posted by chelleann66 on July 25, 2006 02:29 PM
Weiner alert
39. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 25, 2006 02:33 PM
I hope he doesn't wear that shirt when he buys his rainbow bumberstickers, they might think he's a fag.............
40. Posted by Jacq on July 25, 2006 02:33 PM
#28 - Look at the first post, you dumb whore.
#30 - That's another thing I was first at - getting smacked in the face with a 50 pound jizz rag. I call it my "woobie."
41. Posted by francesfarmer on July 25, 2006 02:33 PM
The only reason this post makes me laugh is because it reminds me of David/Duey's character rip off in scary movie when he comes out of his room with a boner after giving himself a blowjob with the vacuum hose
David's towel says: Wanna get hiiiiiiiigh?
42. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 25, 2006 02:38 PM
I think they were playing duck duck goose, all sitting nicely in a circle. When David was repeatedly skipped, he finally grabbed his magic towel, called everybody dummies, and cried his way home. This guy knows how to be a man.
43. Posted by bluecanary on July 25, 2006 02:38 PM
He should be glad someone wants to take a picture of anyone in his family. they're all just has-beens and failures.
44. Posted by Zanna on July 25, 2006 02:41 PM
Who the hell even WANTS a picture of their baby? It'll bring in what..enough for a 40 and a pack of smokes?
45. Posted by Proteon on July 25, 2006 02:42 PM
BOTTOM LINE:
No pictures of his daughter were taken. Haha fuckos.
46. Posted by spatz on July 25, 2006 02:42 PM
thats funny cause i dont see any of them with cameras.
he looks like he's accosting a group of european looking dudes on the beach.
47. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 25, 2006 02:43 PM
Maybe he lost his job as the pivot point for their circle jerk!!!
48. Posted by Jacq on July 25, 2006 02:45 PM
#41 - I can't make good desicions when I'm hiiiiigh! Maybe I should smoke...
49. Posted by ER on July 25, 2006 02:46 PM
Pink shirt, green shoes, AND rolled up jeans....NICE :( He's stuck in the 80's
50. Posted by jane's eyre on July 25, 2006 02:46 PM
I always thought David looked a bit like a chipmunk with a mouthful of acorns.
51. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on July 25, 2006 02:50 PM
I love that guy! He needs more movie or tv roles or something!
Look at the 2nd picture. It looks like he's saying "all of you are gonna get yours, man!" "You'll see!"...
Bravo, man, bravo!
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52. Posted by garbagepailkid on July 25, 2006 02:51 PM
I don't get why everyone is so obsessed with celebrity babies. Infants all look the same, like wrinkled little hobbits.
David Arquette is wearing a pastel pink shirt... How gay is that? Every one knows real men wear lavender.
53. Posted by pop on July 25, 2006 02:52 PM
hey, let's not jump to conclusion...let's say that was a WET towel...i've been in enough locker rooms to know that it needs to be feared....maybe next he'll start whipping his daughter's water wings at them...
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54. Posted by pinky_nip on July 25, 2006 02:53 PM
My God, isn't bad enough that when I:
a:) walk down the street
b:) come into the office
c:) shop
d:) exist,
that eveyone wants to eat me out.. now even on the SF, everyone wants my delicious pussy.
It does have healing powers. True story.
55. Posted by VA_Biker_Chick on July 25, 2006 02:57 PM
@52 That's not pink, that's salmon...muy macho
56. Posted by Kitty on July 25, 2006 03:01 PM
Does yelling at the paparazzi EVER work? Do they ever say, "hey, ya, your right man, this isn't cool, I'm going to stop, sorry."
57. Posted by Jacq on July 25, 2006 03:15 PM
He looks like whatever he is saying is high-pitched and screechy.
If he were to put his hand on his hip, he would turn so queer that his shirt would be every color of the rainbow.
58. Posted by jrzmommy on July 25, 2006 03:18 PM
It reminds me of Corky on Waiting for Guffman when he goes off on the town council when he asks for more money for his play. "You're all BASTARD PEOPLE!!"
59. Posted by gsprescueguy on July 25, 2006 03:20 PM
Didn't he already lose his cool when he did "Airheads"?
He is lucky he didn't get sand kicked in his face.
60. Posted by I hate herbiefrog on July 25, 2006 03:23 PM
LMAO @ that second pic. "I want YOU to stay the fuck away!"
BTW, pinky, my tongue wants to play tetherball with your clit.
61. Posted by gsprescueguy on July 25, 2006 03:23 PM
Didn't he already lose his cool when he did "Airheads"?
He is lucky he didn't get sand kicked in his face.
62. Posted by twzzlrgirl on July 25, 2006 03:43 PM
Nice underwear/crack shot of the guy in the brown shirt in the top picture. Nice...I think I threw up a little.
63. Posted by boobiezmagee on July 25, 2006 03:55 PM
I have decided that when I grow up, I'm going to be a paparazzo. You get to hang out on the beach and harass celebritites and their children. Then make gillions by selling the pics to the highest bidder.
Pretty much what I do now, except instead of the beach, celebrities and gillions of dollars, it's the porch, mailman, and dirty looks.
Pretty awesome if I may say so.
64. Posted by okiedoke on July 25, 2006 04:08 PM
@ #13 - No, his sweaty shirt is pretty.
65. Posted by okiedoke on July 25, 2006 04:09 PM
@ #13 - No, his sweaty shirt is pretty.
66. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on July 25, 2006 04:16 PM
Geez. What's eating his pussy?
67. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on July 25, 2006 04:16 PM
Geez. What's eating his pussy?
68. Posted by jrzmommy on July 25, 2006 04:27 PM
Again with a celebrity wearing 100 pounds of clothes when it's 6 zillion degrees. Are celebrities so fucking removed from life that they don't realize there's a heatwave going on outside their doors? Beach or not, it's fucking hot outside.
69. Posted by biatcho on July 25, 2006 04:29 PM
He totally looks like someone spit a piece of gum in his hair and he got all pissy, yelling "I'm going to tell my mommy on you!!". And then cried into his woobie. And we all know Monica from friends is really his mommy, not his wife.
fag.
70. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 25, 2006 04:32 PM
He's going to get his big brother Alexis to kick their asses - oh, wait.... nevermind. He's going to get his big sister Alexis to threaten to blow them. Seriously, those paps look like a flock of something, just perched there on the sand, looking at a raging Arquette with a mix of mild amusement and unconcern. You can almost hear their jeering laughter in pic #2. And #34 Spindoc, thanks for the Land of the Lost reference. When I pulled myself from bed this morning I couldn't conceive of seeing the word "Sleastack" on my computer screen. God I wanted to cornhole Holly when I was a kid.
71. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 25, 2006 04:36 PM
He's going to get his big brother Alexis to kick their asses - oh, wait.... nevermind. He's going to get his big sister Alexis to threaten to blow them. Seriously, those paps look like a flock of something, just perched there on the sand, looking at a raging Arquette with a mix of mild amusement and unconcern. You can almost hear their jeering laughter in pic #2. And #34 Spindoc, thanks for the Land of the Lost reference. When I pulled myself from bed this morning I couldn't conceive of seeing the word "Sleastack" on my computer screen. God I wanted to cornhole Holly when I was a kid.
72. Posted by Smivey on July 25, 2006 04:38 PM
Loses his cool? That's assuming he ever was cool.
73. Posted by ImSuicidal on July 25, 2006 04:54 PM
I hate to spoil your fun here, but over in the Lindsay v Paris pic, #116 has grabbed her ankles and is waiting!
74. Posted by JennyD on July 25, 2006 05:21 PM
Thank you #62...for seeing the same horror I did!
I am sort of shocked that it took 62 comments before someone pointed that out though.
75. Posted by Sassy on July 25, 2006 05:56 PM
He's all sweaty an' shit. Ewwww.
76. Posted by HarryNipples on July 25, 2006 06:23 PM
The first picture has some serious BUTTCRACK!!
Nothing like a little buttcrack on the beach - but I am sure David knows what it's like to "do a little crack"...
Tray reading tyhe word multiple times it gets weirder - buttcrack buttcrack buttcrack buttcrack...BUTTCRACK!
Sorry, must be the heat...
77. Posted by HarryNipples on July 25, 2006 06:24 PM
SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!! I just read #62 - damn damn...
78. Posted by cibby on July 25, 2006 07:10 PM
Is he crying? Man, the paparazzi must be calling him some bad bad names...
79. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on July 25, 2006 07:48 PM
nothing worse then white trash with money. He belongs in a trailer park. Dude is 40 plus and hes wearing green shoes on the beach. its amazing he couldnt land a normal everyday job yet normal everyday people have made him rich by paying to see movies he was in and tv shows his goofy wife was a part of.Hes like Ace of Ventura, Beach Detective.
80. Posted by flamarkel on July 25, 2006 09:40 PM
The green-fringed sneakers had me at "hello."
81. Posted by Nikki on July 25, 2006 10:54 PM
he's leaping like a unicorn in the last one.
82. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 26, 2006 01:28 AM
Gay.
83. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 26, 2006 01:29 AM
Gay.
84. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 26, 2006 01:29 AM
Gay.
85. Posted by hopeless_screenwriter on July 26, 2006 01:30 AM
I am.
86. Posted by Sliploco on July 26, 2006 04:11 AM
One guy has his foot/feet burried in the sand. I mean, If some vicious murderer were coming at you with a towel, I'd still consider him danger since he's a vicious murderer.
David Arquette coming atcha w/ a towel, Yeah, I guess i'd ask my paparazi buddies to bury me to my head so his wife could sit on my .. err.. wait.. She's a dumb cunt.. Yeah.
87. Posted by spluch on July 26, 2006 05:34 AM
Ahhhhh, not paparazzi again. They are found everywhere. Heard that the ratio of spiders to humans on Earth is 5:1. This does not apply to the paparazzis! The ratio of paparazzi to celebrities must be something like 10:1!
88. Posted by RichPort on July 26, 2006 09:29 AM
Aaaaahhh, the infamous towel boy. This is the guy who gets reamed in the locker room by down low guys who throw their dirty towels on the floor and demand he pick them up. Constant pleas of "do you know who my wife is???" go unanswered as anything from hair grease to body wash are used to lubricate his well chafed and increasingly wide open exit hole, and dirty gym socks are stuffed in his mouth to mute his rantings and cries for mercy. Those guys on the beach on in fact NOT papparazzi, but just some more satisified customers asking him when his next shift begins...
89. Posted by bogdana on July 26, 2006 10:03 AM
he's giving them what they want! These pictures are way more entertaining than stupid baby pictures.
90. Posted by HarryNipples on July 26, 2006 12:10 PM
#88...
Hey Rich, that was some reeeally funny stuff there - LOLOLOL!!
Anyway, this turd's brother is a transsexual who is about to have his dinky sliced off so maybe this sort of behavior just runs in the family...
91. Posted by Reid on July 26, 2006 01:02 PM
Yeah, he's like the second or third scariest Arquette at best. The pink shirt doesn't help, even though he is a former World Championship Wrestling champion.
92. Posted by mm2284 on July 26, 2006 04:28 PM
david arquette is a has-been
93. Posted by ellaminnowpea on July 26, 2006 07:45 PM
a has-been that never really was....
94. Posted by BeaGass on July 26, 2006 08:22 PM
is it just me? or is hopeless_screenwriter a total tool?
95. Posted by primaleyes on July 26, 2006 10:30 PM
A towel? .. lol!
This guy is way tooooo lacking in testosterone... and look at him cry into his magic towel... how cute!
96. Posted by Etan on July 27, 2006 10:16 AM
OMG. what a hilarous sight. Is he even working?
etan
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