July 20, 2006
Haley Joel Osment is in the hospital
18-year-old Haley Joel Osment has been hospitalized after losing control of his 1995 Saturn and flipping it after hitting a brick pillar. He was awake and talking following the crash and was taken to Huntington Hospital.
First of all, Haley Joel Osment is 18? I could've sworn he was still six or something. And why is he driving a 1995 Saturn? With the money he has he should be driving around in an Aston Martin. Or a rocket ship. Or, considering he doesn't know how to drive, a tank.
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Comments
1. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 20, 2006 01:37 PM
Oh my god this kid is stupid.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
2. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 20, 2006 01:38 PM
I have to agree though, he should be driving a better car than that as dumb as he is.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
3. Posted by jrzmommy on July 20, 2006 01:41 PM
I see bad driver people
4. Posted by joker13 on July 20, 2006 01:41 PM
That's too bad.
5. Posted by joker13 on July 20, 2006 01:43 PM
You need to update with the picture.I don't think he's ACTUALLY 6.
6. Posted by francesfarmer on July 20, 2006 01:47 PM
yeah way too many "I see..." or didn't see jokes in this post. A 1995 Saturn?? Even Frankie Muniz can beat this guy out, poor kid
7. Posted by leahdeadly on July 20, 2006 01:50 PM
This is hilarious. I mean, obviously not the part about him getting into an accident, but the fact that he's driving around a 1995 saturn POS? Whats next? A minivan with fake wood panelling?
Pay it Forward was a sick movie.
8. Posted by scrooge on July 20, 2006 01:53 PM
Our little Haley Joel is now old enough to drink and drive. Someone take a picture.
9. Posted by criscodisco on July 20, 2006 01:53 PM
He barely broke 6 figures for The Sixth Sense, even though Bruce Willis made 14 million and the actress playing his mother made 1 mil.
He probably is broke.
10. Posted by bigponie on July 20, 2006 02:02 PM
I'm gonna give this kid the benefit of a doubt and say he was getting a BJ and was ready to explode just when he ran into the brick pillar...
11. Posted by Icognito79 on July 20, 2006 02:05 PM
Meh, he got not cute. Who needs him.
http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/
12. Posted by YoMamma on July 20, 2006 02:09 PM
I wanna say it so bad....oh, I am so lame....
"I see dead people"
Dammit. Sorry guys.
13. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 20, 2006 02:24 PM
If he dies, someone email me and let me know. Otherwise I don't care about this wreck.
14. Posted by januaryanne on July 20, 2006 02:28 PM
i just figured his parents were making him save his money like a good parent would do. like the olsens or something.
the scary thing is that pics of him now are just pics of him from when he was 9, with a longer chin.
15. Posted by jane's eyre on July 20, 2006 02:30 PM
Little Forrest is 18? When the hell did that happen? I wonder if he's really ugly now, that's why we haven't seen him in the movies.
16. Posted by jane's eyre on July 20, 2006 02:32 PM
I take it back. He looks exactly the same. He still doesn't have any eyelids.
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Haley-Joel-Osment-231094.jpg
17. Posted by pinky_nip on July 20, 2006 02:36 PM
Looks like he's one chromosome away from down's syndrome.
18. Posted by andrewthezeppo on July 20, 2006 02:37 PM
WAIT WAIT WAIT
An 18-year-old former child star crashes a vehicle your average college student can afford, and there isn't a single mention of drugs, alcohol or hookers?
what's wrong with the boys of this generation? Girls have great role models like Lindsay and Mary Kate for drugs and eating disorders, who do boys have to look up to? Maybe that Prince What's his name who dresses like a Nazi.
19. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 20, 2006 02:54 PM
@12 the only way to get him to say that now would be by showing him a picture of Nicole Ritchie or the one they call "Jesus"..........
20. Posted by Jacq on July 20, 2006 02:55 PM
I'm sorry. I'm just stuck on the 1995 Saturn part of the story. Douche. Being on the Jeff Foxworthy show will do that to a kid.
21. Posted by Jacq on July 20, 2006 02:56 PM
He can see dead people, but not a BRICK PILLAR. He sure grew up to be ugly.
22. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 20, 2006 03:03 PM
What happened was he was driving by and saw Nicole Richie and shit his pants. He literally thought he saw a dead person! He freaked out as reality collided with fantasy inside his skull, and he in turn crashed into the pillar. When they got to him, all he could mutter through his trembling lips was "the dead walk! The dead walk!"
23. Posted by francesfarmer on July 20, 2006 03:06 PM
@16, yeah he does look the same yet...not as cute as he used to be. I can't stop staring at his huge donkey teeth. I think this is just another sad Mccully Culkin case...or he could secretly be related to the Baldwins, you pick:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/20/ap/entertainment/mainD8IVRB205.shtml
24. Posted by andrewthezeppo on July 20, 2006 03:18 PM
I stand corrected, Access Hollywood says ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED
http://accesshollywood.com/news/ah955.shtml
25. Posted by C.B. on July 20, 2006 03:20 PM
he's 18 already? my god he looks much younger than he is....like 10 or something...anyway too bad for the accident...
26. Posted by jane's eyre on July 20, 2006 03:22 PM
Squinty eyes and no lips. Sounds like a winner.
27. Posted by Uhn Tiss Baby on July 20, 2006 03:38 PM
#25 - that's an old picture of him. Look for him on Youtube.com and you'll see a recent interview with him... he has aged quite a bit.
28. Posted by jFp on July 20, 2006 03:49 PM
I have this theory that anybody that looks like a freak of nature....is gay.
ergo...hjoLTC
29. Posted by asuh on July 20, 2006 03:49 PM
The reason Haley was out last night was because he as at a Muse concert at the Greek Theater in LA. I know because I was there, I saw him and spoke to him.
He went out afterwards for a while before making his way home when the accident happened.
30. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 20, 2006 03:55 PM
A 1995 Saturn!?!?! did he become an ecology conscious lesbian? When the fuck did this happen?
31. Posted by clarkehead on July 20, 2006 04:26 PM
OK, so I read the article at http://accesshollywood.com/news/ah955.shtml -- It takes THREE WEEKS to get BAC tests back now? I smell bullshit. This reeks of PR.
32. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 20, 2006 04:37 PM
Just another child star doing the same child star shit...
Parents use up all his money, so the poor kid has no choice but to work for McDonalds and save up for his 1995 Saturn, which he promptly crashes after trying to drown his sorrows after he realizes that he's flipping burgers because he's no longer "cute".
And he's driving a 1995 Saturn...
33. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 20, 2006 04:42 PM
Dakota Fanning is next... who wants to start the pool now?
Will she:
a) Go through the "really awkward" stage
and no one will ever hire her again.
b) Suddenly bloom into a "hot" lolita type
that every pervert alive drools over.
c) Develop an eating disorder.
d) Become friends with Paris Hilton and
learn how to snort coke and contract
STDs????
Only time can tell, people....
34. Posted by gammanormids on July 20, 2006 04:45 PM
OK, I got to check, because I can't believe he's 18... :S But according to IMDB, he is.
Here are some pics where he looks older - and less creepy - than the one the superfish has:
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Haley-Joel-Osment-Posters_i842251_.htm
http://www.homeofthegiants.com/
35. Posted by Zanna on July 20, 2006 04:59 PM
And I thought our Pinto was bad. At least we don't drive a 95 Saturn.
36. Posted by RichPort on July 20, 2006 05:31 PM
These little kids with vocabularies bigger than college professors always piss me off. Pretentious fucks. Something tells me he's one night out from having his own River Phoenix moment...
#33 Definitely C, but that's only because (E)All of the above, wasn't one of the choices
37. Posted by Derek on July 20, 2006 06:30 PM
This is actually what happened. No lie. I was at the Muse concert at the Greek Theatre and I look a couple rows in front of me, and I see Haley Joel Osment. He doesn't look like the picture at all. He had long straight hair, kind of hippy like. As the show went on, I noticed that he was smoking a joint. I could smell it, it was some good shit. So to sum up, he got really stoned, and then crashed his car. I bet he isn't 'experimenting' with marijuana anymore. Hahaha!
38. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 20, 2006 07:01 PM
zanna-
pintos rock! and just where the hell is moosetaint, anyway? tranny owes me a corndog!!!
HOLY SHIT! so not on topic-- but it's thundering here in the california high desert. scared the crap out of me!!
(sorry, you're the only people i'm talking to at the moment!)
39. Posted by coolnina97 on July 20, 2006 07:07 PM
Here's a pic of grown-up Haley: http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1216958,00.html
40. Posted by jane's eyre on July 20, 2006 07:16 PM
bunnyhugger, what city? The clouds are slowly rolling in here too. Heard there's flashflood warnings going out.
41. Posted by plymouthrock on July 20, 2006 07:29 PM
@34, less creepy? oh, I don't so. He's just one creepy, fugly teen.
42. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 20, 2006 08:29 PM
jane, i'm in palmdale. damn thunder scared me out of the pool! way too much like florida.
aren't you in, like, san berdu? you usually get much more of this than we do. 'specially this time of year!
43. Posted by jane's eyre on July 20, 2006 09:26 PM
yeah. I hate it when it's humid. I can take hot weather much better when it's dry. I'm going to be playing capture the flag with waterguns with a bunch of high school kids tonight, so that should be interesting in this heat! Maybe I'll be the one passing out!
44. Posted by ScarletStarlet on July 20, 2006 09:48 PM
Damn, he got ugly. That's sad, because I liked him so much better than Macauley Culkin, but now they're both just as ugly.
Ugh. How disappointing.
45. Posted by DrunkBlogger on July 20, 2006 10:01 PM
Yeah, why is he driving a '95 Saturn? Didn't he make any money? His parents must have taken it all. That's messed up.
46. Posted by bunnyhugger on July 20, 2006 10:38 PM
jane
sounds like fun. i envy.
man, kiera knightly is right. palmdale blows.
47. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on July 20, 2006 11:22 PM
I see De... The Surreal Life 14 in his future.
48. Posted by Shallow on July 21, 2006 01:28 AM
He looks okay, got a permanant scowl thing going on there though. @33, I think it'll be A and B together!
I see dead people too.
49. Posted by stu_from _nz on July 21, 2006 02:12 AM
man what a dumbass just gooogled what the hell a saturn was and god dam thats an ugly car man he should be driving a merc or a rotor or something
50. Posted by pinochio on July 21, 2006 03:46 AM
18? I always believe he's a kid. Unbelivable, it's like as if he disappeared and wham! 18 and crashing.
51. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 21, 2006 10:15 AM
@36- You're right, I should have made that an option... Sorry :)
52. Posted by Vas Deferens on July 22, 2006 12:40 AM
Saturn paid him to do this. This is actually all an advertisement for used 1995 Saturns.
53. Posted by Joey bag o' donuts on July 26, 2006 12:15 AM
Wasting away again in McCaulley Calkinville. This poor bastards life is about to become hell. He is now entering the Former Child Star Zone. I don't blame him for trying to off himself. His parents blew his bread and he knows he can't get a job anymore. There is no market for Billy Mumy look alikes. At least he had the decency to use the 95 Saturn because he didn't want to f-up the Benz. Look at what this guy has to look foward to. His body produces zero testosterone so he will remain in a pre-pube state forever. Female child stars, for the most part, evolve into women (ex. Christina Applegate and Drew Barrymore) This guy will walk around looking like a bum and trying to hide the fact that his johnson is in a permenant state of shrinkage and he can't grow hair on his gones. He's doomed to be tabloid joke and he knows it. Maybe someone will create a show like "Charles in Charge" and save his life but I doubt it. He needs to go out and buy another POS and try it again. Maybe something without airbags this time.
While we're on the subject, did they know Gary Coleman was going to grow up to be a midget? I don't think kids should be used in movies and TV. I think it should be midgets. Dwarfs could play teenagers. They're the ones that need jobs, not kids. Then we wouldn't have people like Haley Joel Osment commiting Saturn abuse.
54. Posted by hjo_lover on July 26, 2006 09:35 PM
What are you people nuts he's HOT as HELL.YOU PEOPLE ONLY KNOW HOW TO RIB ON PPL THAT YOUR JEALOUS OF!all people try drinking of whatever. HALEY IS SO NOT GAY!!! AND WHAT IF HE LIKES HIS 1995 SATURN. You ppl needa get a life! He's just like a regular teen! You ppl must be really old to not know what teens do these days. yeah it's crazy what teens do these days and that he drove drunk but he's a person and no ones perfect everyone makes mistakes.Why dont you ppl just rib on yourselves or some other messed up teen star like the olsens or britney spears.And all child stars parents don't take their kids money! they save it so they can use it when their older!And being a star is hard work you got pressure about everything.He's a nice kid and he's a GREAT actor. Who do u thinks a good actor? lINDSAY LOHAN AND MARYKATE OH PLEASE THATS A GOOD ONE!WHAT THE HELL ARE U ON DRUGS HOW WOULD U KNOW WHAT HIS PUBES,DICK AND SPERM ARE LIKE AND HE IS DEFF NOT GONNA EVOLVE IN A WOMEN! AND THAT MIDGET SAYING IS SO NOT GONNA HAPPEN THEY USE EVERYONE SHORT, SKINNY, FAT, MIDGETS,TALL,KIDS,ADULT,AND BABIES! I THINK YOU FORGOT YOU WERE A KID ONCE! PPL HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT TEENS AND KIDS WHEN ITS NOT THEIR KIDS OR THEM WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE.AND YOU ARE WRONG WITH HALEY SHOULD DRIVE A CAR WITH OUT A AIR BAG THATS DANGEROUS AND VERY CRUEL TO SAY ABOUT A PERSON.ALL OF U'S SOUND OLD AND CLUELESS ABOUT TODAYS SOCIETY! PEOPLE ARE DOING SOMETHING WORSE THEN WHAT HALEY JOEL OSMENT DID! YOU'S SHOULD BE A LITTLE CONCRNED TOO EVEN IF U DONT LIKE OR U MISS JUDGE HIM! I'M NOT SAYING U HAVE TO LIKE HIM BUT DONT SAY MEAN THINGS THAT U'R OWN KIDS COULD BE DOING LIKE DOING DRUGS OR DRINKING OR WORSE PROSTITUTING,RAPING,OR OTHER THINGS! I'M NOT SAYING THEY DO THOSE THINGS I'M JUST SAYING THEY COULD BE DOING THINGS LIKE THAT OR IF U DONT HAVE KIDS SOMEONE CLOSE TO U COULD BE DOING THINGS OR WHEN U HAVE KIDS THEY'LL DO THINGS YOUR PROBABLY SAYNG NO THEY WONT OR WOULDN'T BUT U WOULD NEVER KNOW! AND THAT THE TRUTH EVEN THE SHY,QUIETEST,OR THE NICEST KID COULD DO THOSE THINGS SO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.