Didn't we exhaust ourselves on this fat whale already?

This just shows

She is immature, it is true. Also, she needs to dump Kevin and get the Fukuoku 9000-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/

FIRST!!!!

SH*T -- NOT FIRST

I don't even know what to say about this.

Like I said b4 stupid people always say the most obvious things. Like I called Ticketmaster yesterday and the idiot asked me "what are you calling for?" I said wrong number....I thought this was the line for ordering hot escorts with fake boobs.

Crap I was almost first but the sign in thing was playing games with me. Man I am pissed. Oh BTW Britney is fat and she sucks wigger pole.

Well it's refreshing to see that she's keeping up with her tradition of exemplary parenting, by feeding her unborn baby a steady diet of hallucinogens.

I dont care what any of u say. I'd still hit that...

Crap I was almost first but the sign in thing was playing games with me. Man I am pissed. Oh BTW Britney is fat and she sucks wigger pole.

i don't understand why this is the only thing that was posted today. isn't there more important gossip to discuss. please who ever runs this site, can you stop being lazy! give us something entertaining to read, who cares about what britney spears wrote on her website, if we wanted to know we would go there and find out for ourselfs. this is so boring

Why are the dumbest people always rewarded with vast sums of money and opportunity?

She and everyone like her makes me sad.

I wish the baby would grow up a little already. Maybe then his features wouldn't be "baby mannequin."

Shitney writes bad tiger prose, and why should we care?

The SF writers have proven that TC isn't the only one who LTC.

hahaha I think she is trying to be "deep". But instead, her very own "useless as shit" stripes shone through... on the other hand, I have a second theory... she comments on their "stripes" after looking at her own stretch marks, the "quest for survival" represents what her poor child must go through everyday, and their eyes? well, straight up... that is about looking into K-Feds eyes wondering how the fuck her life went so wrong - She convinces herself though that this "tiger" is her life... but that it's actually good...

The Superficial Guy is either on holiday, lazy or just getting B-O-R-I-N-G. There is never any new shit it's just leftover crap from other sites. Piss or get off the pot dude.

In some ways, people are a lot like animals... We breathe, they breathe. We eat, they eat. We tinkle, they tinkle.......SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

I think Zidane should head butt Britney for being so dumb.

Zidane should definately head butt Britney for being so dumb!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

maybe that's what drew her to k-fed: his raw, animal magnetism.

"A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning" Yeah it's called Fuck I hope this thing doesn't maul me. She should ask Siegried and Roy about the eerie feeling one gets when being mauled by a fucking tiger.

Boring!

the SF guy musta got the quote wrong, "Behold the beauty of the tiger."

should be "Behold the beauty of the cock."

#24, this is not about Tom Cruise.

Er, we knew this already.

Rich + home with child + one in oven = bored. What the hell do you expect an essay on Bukowski?

um, right...like she owns a piano...

Jesus will this chick ever shut up?? She must think that dying her hair black and writing "introspective" poems will help her image. If she was intelligent at all she would either kill herself or just live her life in hiding. Then we'd all be happy and move on with our lives and forget she ever existed. Whoops I mean her words really touched me, now I will stop laughing at her expense and maybe the press will back off. Crazy cuntry whore.

#25 huh, are you insinuating that brit doesn't LTC.

I grew up right next to the Baltimore Zoo (which could be the name for any area in Baltimore but I'm actually talking about the place with animals) and I used to sneak in at night when they were closed and have sex with the tigers. They do pull you in and make it hard to look away so she was right about that. Please don't judge me for sleeping with the tigers, I fucked some female monkeys too, but that was in Downtown Baltimore.....................

If she finds tigers so hypnotically fascinating, maybe we'll get lucky and one at the zoo will hypnotize her into climbing over the fence.

And again, someone is in my head ...

Reading over it again...it sounds like she's been drinking too much of Madonna's stale Kabbalah water

#27 - I would kill to read Britney's essay on Bukowski! Tales of ordinary madness indeed.

And to all the people slamming the Superficial guy - yes, some of the stories are boring. But some of us don't peruse every fucking celebrity gossip site around.

I'm almost starting to feel sorry for this hormonal nutcase. If I was pregnant with my second child by that freak of a husband, I'd be rambling about stupid crap too.

Erm, does she feet her kid cheetos for breakfast? And lunch? And dinner? At least try baked Brit Brit.

http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/

#35 Amen to the people with nothing to do. But hey, at least they aren't bashing Jrzmommie.

I wonder if Brits opening night comeback will be on the Jerry Springer stage. "I am ugly dumb and married to a jackass tour."

She's prolly auditioning for a Rocky XI soundtrack---Eye of the Mysterious Tiger?

What is wrong with her? - she has the education of a child - i imagine if you had to interview her you would feel like your brain was dribbling out of your ears... I guess this is what you get when your stuck at home with a baby and K-fed's off dancing with strippers in vegas.

I liked "a sense of eerie awe" - so vague. and points for the use of the word "behold".

Oh and to #4 and #8 NO ONE cares if you are first or not. You sound as stupid as Brit.

Mr. Superfish was right about the Zoobooks -- this month only you get a free Tiger poster and stickers with a subscription. My God! She does have the brain power of a preschooler! (that's actually more than I gave her credit for...)

Maybe someone should airlift her fat, cheeto-loving ass into the tiger cage at the zoo so she can have a better look at one. Preferably she would be bound and gagged and rolled around in raw meat first.

The really sad part is that the stupid cunt was watching a rerun of "The Brady Bunch" and was writing about Tiger the dog.

I think she's trying to be "deep" and "poetic", but she doesn't really understand literature.

The tiger is meerly a poor choice of topic, like one an 8 year old would pick to write their first "creative writing" piece on

Penguins intrigue me. Their long legs and beautiful colors. Their eyes tell a story of pain and hatred, revealing paths of impotence usually reserved for great warrior beasts. I am soothed by their gentle song and ravaged by the dirt on which they consume the hearts of sheepish lions. They walk with dignity, and only perish when the night bellows for whom the sun tolls. I crave the honesty of this mighty bird, wavering only when midnight creeps into my pulsating soul. Behold the power and might of infinity, for it is the guiding light in a world infected by the sounds of impotence and desire. For this I weep, but I know tomorrow holds the key of a new beginning and a fresh ending, embracing the turmoil of my exixtence. Hence, the penguin's beautiful death.

-PapaHotNuts and Brittany Spears, 2006

Papa, you shouldn't be spreading that wonderful prose for free. Get Britney to pay you a few million for it so she can post it on her site and make all those 12 year-old girls pay to read it!

Papa, that was EARTHMOVING!

She's obviously relating K-Fag to a tiger, another lame ass excuse for staying with the fucker. It's a poor example even for one of such limited intellectual capabilities as Brit. In the wild, tigers are wonderful parents who provide for their young and nurture them until maturity. Contrast that with K-Fag, who leaves one woman 8 months along to be with another, neglects his children with Shar, neglects Sean Preston and Brit to hang out in nightclubs with his boyz, and who's stripes consist of cornrows and skid marks. One can only hope that K-Fag chooses to emulate the tiger in one respect and not eat his young.

Maybe for her first show back we could send her to Vegas and have a herd of Zigfield and Roys' tigers eat her as part of her new road show in the Celine Dion Theatre... but then that would be mean to the tigers.

Her kid already has cellulite.

#45 - Papa, that touched me. In my special place.

Did someone say meow?

#48 Unwashed:
"cornrows and skidmarks'! Best throwaway line today! Excellent.
For those interested in large beasts that will eat you, check out Monsters of God by David Quammen. Little less awesome, way more butt puckering scary when they're not behind bars.

locco...

I think what she means by the tiger mumbo jumbo is that her big, gaping pussy has teeth. And bad odor. That's what I'm getting from it.

Is she going to start drawing furries next???

Britney's been acting weird for ages. I saw a story with a friend saying how she's built a shrine to Princess Diana!!!!

http://www.theroyalist.net/content/view/981/1/

How long before she has a Princess Di haircut! LOL.

Weird woman.

wilko82

Papa - you are the shit!! :) I read the first line of that comment and laughed out loud. Thank you!

#45: taht really made me laugh aloud.

"They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence."

This doesn't have to be a mystery, Britney...ask Sigfriend and Roy. They know all about how they pull you in and make it difficult to look away.....

Britney loves tigers because she found the first few lines of a William Blake poem and ran with it (her site has the "Tiger tiger/burning bright" et cetera).

Apparently she thinks it makes her sound deep, meditating on the heart of the poem and how it relates to people. Too bad the poem is about religion and/or the industrial revolution, neither of which Britney knows much about. So she just assumes that it's about how pretty tigers are, because that's as far as her intelligence stretches.

Not to mention that her writing style is abysmal. Descriptive words are just strung together ("eerie awe"?), and she uses some words that don't technically exist ("mysteriousness"? It's "mystery!").

And like you said, it sounds like a fourth-grader's attempts to fill up space on lined paper.

Please, please, PLEASE let her buy a tiger, and please, please, PLEASE let that tiger have a Siegfried and Roy flashback. Although white whale is not the tiger's normal prey, let's hope it'll make an exception.

You could always put a mask of Roy's face on her. That might help.

some of you guys are making way too much of her writing, symbolizing this and that... I'm sure it goes no deeper than the fact that she just likes tigers, "their, like, stripes have mysteriousness!"

poor thing probably never read a book in her life let alone peruse a William Blake poem. Can't really blame her for not having any thought in her nappy little head. She doesn't have to think, she's a gazillionare!

*still wiping hysterical tears from eyes*
papa, that was the best ever!!!!!!

i love penguins, too.

beautiful plumage!

besides, they taste like chicken.

Who remembers Zubilee Zoo? Come on, that show was awesome.

"In some ways people are like animals. They both have males and females. They have eyes, and noses and some of them have teeth. They have sex and give birth to offspring. Sometimes they have sex with their cousins. They eat food and go to the bathroom on their front lawns. They come in different colors, like black and brown and redneck. They go by the same names, like kid, or babe, or Skeeter. They are native to many different lands, like Africa, or Europe or Butfuck, Tennessee. And they have nannies."

-- Britney Spears

what an ugly baby. i mean, really.

#48 - Good one.

#68. all in one mate.

ugh makes me sick even thinking about it, and shes about to pop out another one.

god help us.

#61. Maybe Brit will 'Do a Paris' - got to Vegas and while K-Fed's off with some hookers she'll buy a tiger (off Siegfried & Roy hopefully), realise she can't take it on a plane back to hicksville, take it in a limo and if he's lucky it will get hungry and eat SPF (Brit won't think tigers need food so she'll scoff all the cheetos herself!). At least it'll save SPF from the life of embarrassment he's about to have...

It is totally appalling that Brit is even allowed to use the phrase "stream of consciouness" to describe her melodramatic scribblings. Didn't James Joyce and William Faulkner create that movement. Yeah, Britney, just a little more practice and you'll be just like Joyce, er... well, at least you can hope that you get a little closer to your first album.

It sounds to me like she was smoking some excellent reefer. Whenever I am high, I will become fixated on a trivial object (like bottle caps, toothbrushes, the conflict in the middle east, etc) Damn, I could use some now. I wonder if she would share some of her stash?

wow. maybe she was inspired by a trip to the zoo or something. no wonder madge ditched her ass. first people made fun of her, now that's getting old and you just kinda feel sorry for her...it won't be long before nobody really cares.

She obviously is writing about the Detroit Tigers.

Approximately 7 & 1/2 years ago I predicted that Britney Spears would be found dead from an OD at age 26, tits up in a Vegas hotel room. How old is she now? Cause she has finally hit the "I am insane" craze that generally occurs just before one offs oneself in a Vegas hotel room.

Can I just say that anyone naturally blonde should not dye their hair black. When the roots start showing you look as though you're going bald. Can someone pls let Britney know?

yo, this was some funny shit. What a Bridiot. But she still a prettiot.