meeeeeeee = no 1

i wish i were first.....

third!

I'm glad she thinks skinny is on the way out. There's hope for the rest of us, yet.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

A) woman is a stanky bitch
B) tcltc
C) thanks to who ever came up with the term fuktard... i wish you were here when i told the freakin moron that i work with he was a fuktard (i will send u chocolate as reward thank you thank you thank you)

but since i'm not i'll complain-
LoHo has successfully ruined everything that could possibly have benefitted her career. she is ugly, covered in freckles, smelly, and a firecrotch. god- i hate people covered in freckles. i'd rather be covered in like, boy juice or something. yeah.

I bet even her nipples have freckles.

She looks like a wrinkly man with tits. And a coke habit.

She is still sickly skinny! She doesn't look any healthier to me. And I know the pics were taken through about 100 feet of heat waves, but that girl has the most uneven skin tone I have ever seen! I'm not at all tan, but I'd rather be my glowing shade of pale that look like I have that Michael Jackson disease where your skin changes color. Although her skin is getting darker, not lighter.

Her boobs look really really fake, actually. And on wednesdays, we wear pink! ;)

no way those tittays are real...

Judging from the last two pictures - she still hasn't learned the complexities of the 'reef' knot.
Back to Girl Scouts Li-Lo

I'm happy to see pics of my 'lil squeeze box and her fine teets....

Damn she's hot!

Is it just me or does she get uglier every day?

I'd hit it all day long

Even though Lindsay has previously lied about having eating disorders, drug use, and a million other thinigs, I totally believe that her breasts just grew back like that now that she's "healthy" again. I mean, how can you NOT believe her? Atta girl Lindsay!

There's enough milk in those things for 500 bowls of Frosted Flakes.

Sadly, La Lohan has not yet learned that sunglasses that cover half your face aren't attractive either.

http://glossedover.com

in the last pic,
skanky ho needs to trim that bush, ticks are starting to build condos in there.

That is, if you're like me and you like saline on your cereal.
ZAP!!!

LOL, yea Lindsay Lohan is an ugly bitch, but I laugh at all the people making fun of her. I'm willing to bet that every female that posted in this thread is about 250 lbs, and each and every single one of you think that it's healthy. Now I wouldn't bring my dick anywhere near that bitch, but you fat computer dwelllers would kill to suck a dick. Damn, I feel i gained about 20 lbs. writing this shit. You fatass women are rubbing off. I'm off to hide.

those photos look beyond fake...or altered...i dont know any cameras that do that to the background.

besides something about celebrities and beaches that make them all appear uglier than they do....they should stay out of the sun altogether. unless... actually under no circumstances should they be at beach unless someone is nice enough to photoshop off the ugliness.

need less to say...that the recent posts of eva longoria at the pool scarred me for life...i thought she was attractive and now i realize that the wrinkles on her ass are the most unsightly things on earth.

-nuff said.

Ack, those hip things! I expect a penis under there -- or perhaps a 7 inch clit?

why does it always look like she is smelling shit??

Not fake? Right. That's why it looks like she's smuggling melons under her top. Liar, liar crotch on fire.

#22
that swerley background is the heat.

besides maby shees taking the pill.... and breastinplants...

I do think she look better.. weard horizontal navel thogh..

#25

I have to agree. The only thing not fake about this beeotch is her body's reaction to massive amounts of cocaine.

The only time my tits EVER grew was when I was preggers. Man, I had a nice rack then... Too bad Oshie wasn't around with her Frosted Flakes then....

She's dragging her knuckles on the last two pics...I guess she hasn't fully evolved yet. And that is one fugly suit.

What do people see in this unattractive cunt? Don't get me wrong, I would bang her but she doesn't even make my top 100.

The last two pics make me think of that old grainy footage of Bigfoot escaping into the woods.

too symmetrical - they're implants.
she is a master liar that one.

Yah, she's a hippocuntamus allright...

Papa, you lean, mean fucking machine... what's up with your site? I am sooo tired of touching myself on the SF, I need a change of scenery.

I heard she only dates Firemen now. And when I say Firemen I mean the whole Fire Station, seriously who else can put out the fire. If Christopher Reeves were around I bet he could do it.........

do we need hazmat to clean malibu beach now?

those sunglasses make me want to give her my license and registration

Last time I saw something that fake, NewGuy's name was attached to it.

If I were to gain even 1 pound, my Land-Cock would become sufficiently large as to alter the balance of matter in the universe.

33 - That's weird, I never get tired of touching myself - on this site, on the bus, in a crowded restaraunt, in a van parked in front of the daycare... it's all good!

Ummm...thise are 100% fake tata's.

If they were real they would be sagging...A)from the major fluctuation in weight...and B) because we saw a pic of her on the red carpet about 1 month ago with the side of her boobs hanging out...and they were indeed Saging.

ew, osh again.
must fly.

The shape of her boobs looks so unnatural, they totally look like implants, at least in those pics

(first time poster, hi everyone)

Swollen head, skinny body, big sunglasses....the credentials of an experienced man-eater mantis

She needed to go up a cup size because she was acting alongside Meryl Streep in A Prairie Home Companion and she needed cleavage to not get acted off the screen.

I just love it when chicks have absolute perfect orbs for breasts.
PapaHotNuts--The escaping Big Foot comment is great!

Those "heat waves" are actually coming from her crotch.

She and Paris are the ones responsible for global warming.

I think Paris is actually responsible for global herpes.

I wasn't aware there was a "natural" way to get implants.

Lindsay Lohan--the later years:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/untitled.jpg

I don't like her now. She's too fat. Look at her belly rolls. Get it together girl - I'll even loan you my toothbrush handle.

#31, I knew it reminded me of something... except I actually like Bigfoot -- he's cool.

Everyone knows that after being inflated and deflated a few times natural boobs remain high, perky, and perfectly round.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006739.html

AND

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005876.html

they look too round for natural boobs.

oh i hate lohan, and it grows everyday

Gee, nothing makes a Used up, hagged out Red-Head look better than spending hours out in the sun.

And Lindsay, When your tits are perfect circles....that means you didn't find an expensive enough Plastic Surgeon. Better luck with the next set Coke Whore.

That guy in front of her just got some lactose-silicone particles spilled on his face and is trying to cover his eyes from getting eaten away by the acid like burning.

Guys, check this out! Paris wants a baby, and SOON, and one night stands aren't for her:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13639807/from/RS.1/

Nice saggy bottoms Lohan.
Looks like you shat in your suit. I guess all those illegal substances do have draw backs.

58--I KNOW! I saw that this a.m. Imagine this playgroup...Paris and her kid, Anna Nicloe and her new baby and Britney and her two. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Implants are fun. I have one in my pocket right now. I named it Squishy.

jrzmommy and jane's eyre- It is in my opinion that the two of you are posting waaay too much. I try not to be rude, but it's getting ridiculous. I'm sure most people don't mind you posting 20 times per topic, but personally, you're both making me crazy.

This is a huge step up from coke fiend that's all I know.

62
Ooo, the posting Nazi has come out!

@62: Amen, Papa. Amen. It's like you read my mind... and I'm scared. Hold me.

@64 Before you say something that sets me off, just take a step back, and realize that you post more than any person here. And I assure you that you don't want trade insults with me. I have no desire to act like a 6 year old. But don't push me.

People who post too much make me horny. Oops, I meant to type 'frown' instead of 'horny'. It's like my hands have a mind of their own today. At least that's what I plan on telling the police later.

66-No, I don't post more than any person here. Check the last couple of days, weeks. Just today I am zero'd out of work, and find these posts today entertaining. I'm sorry that who posts and how many times they post is enough to get you upset, but there's really nothing I can do about that. I have no wish to trade insults with you, I'm not normally an argumentative person. There's too much crap going on in real life to bring it on here, unless someone intentionally provokes me. So as I stated in the previous thread, please feel free to skip over our posts, if they are so offensive to you.
Thanks

fake boobies for sure

Papa--Not said in an argumentative tone--I've seen PLENTY of people making multiple posts on multiple days on multiple threads --yourself included......why single out the two of us? Why single out anyone at all? We're all just blowing off a little steam and trying to have a few laughs during the day. Take it easy.

Your posts aren't offensive as much as they are numerous.

her midriff looks NASTY.

Ill.

Check this out
Lindsay Lohan Topic
Janes' Eyre jrzmommy
#'s 46,47,50,58 45,54,60

Kierra Knightly
#'s 19,35,39,47,55 40,45,46,48,49,53,58

Lil Kim
#'s 18,25,32,37,38,40 30,34,39

This doesn't include any posts after I addressed the issue. If this doesn't open your eyes, then you may need to see a doctor.

Um, OCD much? Like I said, why single out just the two of us for today? Go get your little pen and paper and count up everyone elses multiple posts and then kick your soap box out from under yourself and hang there. Jesus. Why are you such a buzz kill?

atleast her comments are more exciting than superficial's posts lately There has been way bigger news in the media than this for a long weekend, do these people get paid for writing these crappy posts? My bet for tomorrow's news is a shot of someone else in a bikini, someone else holding their baby and maybe a dumb Paris Hilton quote

"Posted by jrzmommy on July 3, 2006 12:46 PM

um, okay, I didn't post #53. This is fucking gay. I'm outta here. For good."

*See that lasted long* Loser.

those are her boobs, get over it.

73
Consider my "eyes opened", but....so what? You took the time to go through the posts and count, write down the post numbers (sorry, I can't help giggling a little at that), and delivering your report for review. That's kind of funny.

Uh oh, jrzmommy, seems you have a stalker.

Jane--I see that, too. Bizarre, ain't it? OOPS--don't want to be accused of having our own little chatty cathy fest here, Jane. The tally marks just went up on our sheet.

my balls would be slaming into her ass-cheeks so hard it would leave an imprint.

@78 You know what else is kind of funny? That fucking enormous beak on your face. I remember when you used to post as Feed_Me_Chocolate and every time I would open your myspace link I was reminded not to tell a lie. Geppetto must have been so disappointed when he realized Pinocchio grew up to be an overweight Mexican big nosed slob. Fuck off, I tried to be nice earlier.

As for jrzmommy, I thought you had 8 kids all with different problems and a husband who hates you. I remember your marathon novel-length posts about how hard your life has been. No one gives a shit. We all have problems, I just don't feel the need to express them to strangers. I have something called "friends" that I speak to about personal problems. So don't talk to me about soap-boxes, you dumb cunt. I hate you.

@76 How soon they forget.

Um, I never said I have 8 kids and husband who hates me. You seriously have me confused with someone else. And I don't speak about personal problems here, either, mainly because I really don't have any other than split ends and a shopping obsession. So go direct your VERY uncalled for rage somewhere else. Talk about dumb cunts.....

PapaHotNuts has turned to the dark side

either that or its bananas posting as PHN

Waaahh! I'm PapaHotNuts!

Waaaaahh! Nobody can post but me!

Waaaahhh! I have friends to talk to!

Waaaahhhh! Even though I'm here EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!

Waaaahhh! Watch out! "You don't want to trade insults with ME!!Waaahh! I get mad if the entire thread isn't about me because I'm insecure!

WAAAAHHH! I have a big penis lick my ball sack; well you're a fat Mexican; um, your husband hates you, God I'm so fucking un-funny WAAAAAAHHHH!

jrzmommy, if you have enough money for a "shopping obsession", maybe you could loan Feed_Me_Cheezypoofs a couple G's for rhinoplasty so she stops making children cry when she goes outside.
Just a thought.

86--is she that bad? I've often thought there should be some charitable giving organization for the ugly.

Fuck you, OshKosh. You can be so funny when you're not waiting for Papa Hot Nuts to release you from his ass. You don't need his permission to say something funny, and you don't have to always fucking agree with him.

Bitches are so stupid.

I love you uncle_leo.

Papa I have to say I'm a little dissapointed in your tirade.

Just do what I do...keep scrolling when you don't want to read people talking to each other.

meanwhile...

...in other news [no back on topic]

#10
look real enough to me
...and we live in pink
...any time we want
...so fuck you...

oh and talking of colours
we notice
her boy's V
like pink has

...we know a word for that
...dont we :)

so why dont all you whores...

...take a break

it's her birthday,
she's taking a few
days off [switch]

...what was the question?

Jrzmommy, your the Benedict Arnold of ignorant fucking cunts on this thread. Do you want Osh and Papa to like you, too? Pick me, pick me! I bet their both fat losers who live with their moms and work a $7/hr job during the day. Doctors and lawyers are usually too busy to count posts.

Papa, preach all you want.

Uncle Leo, suck it.

92-What are you talking about? Okay, WAIT! EVERYONE TAKE A DEEP BREATH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE TODAY?

88 - Sorry, uncle_leo, I was only riding on PapaHotNuts' coattails in the hopes that I would impress him and that maybe if I got him to like me enough he would drive up to Monroe and fuck me in the ass. I guess that's what happens when you're pathetic, you don't have a great personality and you're born with a vagina.
Well, is there anyone else I can emulate who wants to put it in my butt?

#94

I'll tell you what's going on here, Paris has infected everyone with the superherpes

#94

I'll tell you what's going on here, Paris has infected everyone with the superherpes

I remember my first encounter with jrzmommy. She was lambasting everyone for picking on Britney Spears for changing SP's diaper on the floor at Victoria Secrets. She thought this was perfectly acceptable behavior.

Well, I made a comment about how stupid that was and she attacked me for the rest of the day.

I hate to even post on a thread when she does, for fear I'll be attacked again.

'Cuz everyone knows that bulldykes can smell fear from a mile away.

Jrzmommy and Jane's Eyre: it is not that the two of you post too much on this board; it is that everything you post is boring.

Tom Cruise loves Lindsay Lohan's boobs because they are rock-hard like an erect cock.

TCLTC.

#95 - I will put it in your butt. Real slow. Tasty.

Oh Nip Pinky, come ON! Um, attacked you for the rest of the day? no, try I defended myself because when I gave my opinion on Britney Spears, you turned it personal and insulting. Have PapaHotNuts the archiveist look it up. And if you haven't noticed, I don't start with someone personally until they get mouthy with me.

@100 I can honestly say I've never been called an "archiveist". Just like you've never been called "attractive" or "thin" or "intelligent".

99 - Thanks, Vans Deferens, I totally agree with everything you say!

This is my 9th post so far.

umm yeah- so has nothing else happened today? i've been super busy at work and i was all excited to come back to the site and maybe get the living hell scared out of me by some freakish close up of a celeb's horrible skin and teeth, yet i'm still left with the spotted alien coke fiend. i'm just having a fantastic day. tra la tra la tra la!!! i'm drowning..why won't it stop raining?

101--yeah yeah yeah, now run away and count the comments that begin with the letter T, OCD boy.

#77 aliciasarah,

You obviously must live in either Los Angeles or Rio and have never seen a real pair of tits. When they are completely round like that, dimple along the top and are spaced that far apart, guess what, they're fake.

BITCH ALERT AT THE BEACH!

I would like to apologize for my wife's behavior today. I cock-slapped her silly this morning, and I think she is still a little disoriented from my viscious pecker punch. I know her comments are boring, uninteresting, and just plain stupid. I'm surpised at Papahotnuts for the attack, he usually just posts a couple of funny things then disappears. But I do understand she can bring out the worst in people because she's such an annoying whore. I will do my best to control her, maybe I'll let her eat from the table tonight. You hear that honey?? No cat food for you tonight!! Woo hooo! Maybe I'll let the neighbor come over and fuck you in the ear again. If you promise not to post here anymore, I'll do that for you.

since everyone here has gone off their rocker, let me just say this

I don't give a shit whether it's fake or not. She's a girl with big tits, decent ass and a mouth and therefore deserves a drink of my man juice elixir....

Calling someone a cunt for posting "too many times"? Grow up, asshats. You're embarassing yourselves.

82
Did I insult you? No. Did I use vulgar words and call you names? No. So why you're making personal attacks on me is a mystery.

You're a sad, angry little man who hates everyone who doesn't fit your Anglo-Saxon mold of how someone should look, or fawns all over you like your ass-licking little cretins who pop up to defend you whenever someone disagrees with you. There. THAT was an insult. No one was talking to you in the first place, so I suggest you butt out.

@111 You're right. I'll keep my "nose" out of your business.

@111 Gotta go now. I'm off to a place that obviously you aren't familiar with. It's called a gym, where you go exercise to not be overweight. You should check one out. I'm sure you can find one conveniently located near an all-you-can-eat buffet. Sorry if I offended anyone today- I've had a rough couple of days and I needed to vent. I want to apologize to jrzmommy for calling her a dumb cunt. I never should have pointed that out, it's something she probably doesn't like to talk about.

Vans Deferens, hurry up and tell me what to say! I feel like I should insult somebody or try to be funny!
My anus is quivering!

113
Good thinking, I've seen your picture as well, and you have quite an expansive midsection. I've never brought it to your attention before, because I normally do not attack people's looks, except when they are thoroughly ignorant fucktards such as yourself. Ta ta, hope you drop a weight on your head.

OSH- Call me on my cell in a few. Peace out everyone- I love all of you guys. No offense meant to anyone, it's all in good fun.

lets not trash eatchother wen there are celebrety's with fake boobs, you guyss...

hey lindsay, i know you read these comments daily. i'm coming to LA next week and was wondering what the chances are of a girl like you, and a guy like me, gettin together for a random dry hump?

If anyone wants to see my pic,
papahotnuts@yahoo.com
I work out daily, I have no expansive midsection Jane. Sorry to disappoint you.
Unlike you, I'm proud of my body. So fuck off you heffer.

119
That's pretty funny that you care enough about what people ONLINE think of you to offer up your email so you can send them a picture. Pathetic. It's good that you're proud of your body, you don't have any other redeeming qualities.

Jane's eye (aka feed-me) whoever you are! I'm glad i'm not the only one who finds you annoying - you have annoyed me since day one by mocking my comments for no reason on several occassions!

Go ahead and mock me all you want after this post - "sticks and stones may break my bones and so on........."

Now that i know what you look like i am pissing my pants with laughter knowing that you are coming on this site giving celebs shit who are 100 no make that 1,000,000 times more attractive than you!

Get a life you fugly biatch! And leave me alone i have never done anything to! Pick on someone your own size!

Jane's eye (aka feed-me) whoever you are! I'm glad i'm not the only one who finds you annoying - you have annoyed me since day one by mocking my comments for no reason on several occassions!

Go ahead and mock me all you want after this post - "sticks and stones may break my bones and so on........."

Now that i know what you look like i am pissing my pants with laughter knowing that you are coming on this site giving celebs shit who are 100 no make that 1,000,000 times more attractive than you!

Get a life you fugly biatch! And leave me alone i have never done anything to you! Pick on someone your own size!

121
Uh, when was the last time I ever posted to you? I'm sure you've got that catalogued away in you brain somewhere, you and Papa must be related. I'm sorry that it scarred you so badly, you really shouldn't take everything so seriously. And I'm pretty damn sure that I'm not the only one who's "mocked" your comments before. "Leave me alone i have never done anything to!"? I swear, there are some real mental cases on here today. And I'm betting that I'm not the only one on here giving celebs shit, right? And that these celebs look 100 no make that 1,000,000 that the vast majority of the people on here. The point of this website is to make fun of the celebs, if you haven't figured it out yet. Quit spazzing, you're scaring the kiddies.

In other news, KFed is now "coming out" and claiming that Popozao was meant to be a joke-song so his critics could get the last laugh. I'm still laughing

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1735484,00110002.htm

#123 - BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH - All i hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH

You can dish it out but you can't take it can you bitch!

I told you to leave me alone so fuck off - Goodbye big nose.

125
Mkay, buh-bye.

#124 francesfarmer

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, like anybody will believe him. LOL!!! Great article

Being married and all, and being a bit older than her, I can't admit I'd hit it. I would though.

She's only 20, but she looks kindof older. And yes, those are real [wink wink]. Perfectly spherical. High perched. Perfectly matched with this small flabby belly. Skinny arms and all.

Damn, I miss Iambananas......and it's always interesting when the 'regs' in here start to eat each other. this place has been like a bad chatroom for months, and months, and months.

"Super Happy Magical Fantasy Land" sounds like something out of that scary Teletubbies show. Are they still making that crap anymore?

You know honestly Jane, I sympathized with how people were disgracefully making fun of you for where you lived. Because I thought, Jee, that's nobody's fucking business. And again, when you were made fun of for your nose, I thought it was tasteless.

But then I noticed that you would go attack people and make fun of them for no reason; just in order to be witty. Although I'm trying to be civil, I just want to point out to you why there's so much resentment against you. It's because YOU'RE the one who goes out of your way to make fun of someone; when someone makes fun of you, you can't take it. Like when Papa voiced the common sentiment (there really does seem to be a concensus)of you posting too much, you were overly defensive.

In any case, if I happen to REMEMBER things that you've said in the past to me or other people, it does not make me obsessive, nor do I have things "catalogued" in my brain. I just have a really good memory; and people tend to remember things that make them upset.

Albeit personal attacks aren't the way to go, Papa had a point, you got uber offended instead of taking it with a grain of salt. The only reason why people would be ganging up on you is because they don't appreciate how you would make fun of people for no reason. It's funny how if you'd ask for an example of when you did that, and I told you, you would call me an archivist also.

Have fun, Jane.

that bitch fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. her hideous stomach and those fake boobs look worse now even with some extra pounds.

she's a poster child for coke heads, she should really start shooting anti-drug commercials - and star as the cokehead example, of course

And nobody likes you.

i'd do her. let's see one of you post a photo of yourself in a bikini. i doubt you're remotely hot.

the only people allowed to bitch at her are hotter girls than her.

nuff said.

131, 133.

Fuck off, fake lamebananas, Papa No Nuts, Osh-who-the-fuck-cares, ...

I've seen 2 year olds with more maturity than Papa Nonuts and his cretin crew. Personally, I prefer the lametard's posts to yours. At least he is harmless, and can be readily ignored. You pretentious fucks actually seem to believe that you can harm someone with your unsolicited opinions of their looks, or sense of humor, ... over the internet. Pathetic.

@134 I don't know that I'm hotter than her, but by George, I'm furrier! She doesn't have NEARLY enough hair.

God, I almost hate to say this, but that belly looks like muscles. My ex hubby was super athletic and his muscles above his hips looked just like that. But I also have never seen this kind of muscle development on a woman. Maybe I would do her because I now find her so masculine. Could she be a cross dresser? The fake boobs only support my theory. Hmmmm...

maybe i missed something, but aren't we supposed to post and comment on this page???

i could give a rat's ass who posts what and how many...even that faggot lame-ass-bananas can post all he wants...fuckin aye, bring back edna for christ's sakes...

and must we really stoop to personal attacks on anyone not named bananas or harris???

I've been looking for some golden orbs to put on the mantle.
Hey Linedzer, what's the name of the doc where I can get'em?

my point was that jane gives unsolicited opinions, you stupid piece of trash.

Why don't you fuck off?

ack...her skin's gone all weird from the overexposure to the sun and all that cocaine...

And Papano nuts...

No one's ever thought of THAT before.

140

i don't believe you're the real bananas...

that bitch never swears...

4th of July hangovers ain't pretty.

I just shaved my scrotum, and it's quite breathtaking.

Mock me! Deride me! Smack-talk me! Plllleeeeeaaaaassseeeee!!!! I wanna feel accepted and part of the gang. Here, I'll draw a target on my forehead.

Ptprez

You are astute. I never FUCKING swear.

140. The only "point" you ever make is the tiny tent you call an erection, whenever the real lametard posts.

And, posting as Iambananas to hide your "real" identity is, well, really fucking gay.

#146 - fuck you you sexy dirty slut!!

Feel beta now? :)

142. Would you prefer "Eunuch boy"?

147

sure you're lame-bananas...

you're probably one of his fag buddies who go to the bar, dance to erasure, get trashed on jello-shots, then drive home and play with each other's pee-pees...

you're so scarry witty, i,i,i, just don't know how i can compete!!!

just go watch ellen and jack-off to christopher lowell...

The world is going to end...
Everyone is out of their fucking minds today.

Lindsay Lohan appears to have fake boobies. But, correct me if I'm wrong, I thought men liked that? She can lie all she wants, it doesn't change the fact that they look really fake.

To each their own...If I had the money, I would have fake EVERYTHING!

Including orgasms.

Oh wait...that's a lie.

There's my 3 comment quota for the day.
Bye.

HELLO? Is it just me, or does ANYONE want to vomit when believing the pants (in this case, bathing suit) will fall and you will see a penis?

155. She looks like she might be packing a little something in the 2nd and 4th pictures. A large clit, a pack of cigarettes, a year's supply of Valtrex, ... Hard to tell.

Then, in the 3rd picture, she seems to be thinking, "I'm not sure what 'your sphincter has been stretched beyond its bounds of elasticity' means, but no more lubeless anal sex with Bruce Willis."

I'm telling you, it's a fire PENIS.

So, today, when I was sunning my (hot) self topless, I thought, hmm, what am I missing on the SF... my titties are getting nice and brown, yet I missed all this internal scrapping. The guy sitting down the beach appreciated what I had to offer.. Do you?

Strange men looking at my tits makes me wet..

She maybe thrilled about getting them back but not as thrilled as I am!

and yes, we have beaches in Canada. Where I can smoke a fat one, go topless and give my hubby a blowjob and no one cares....

I was going to post something about Lindsay Lohan, but I figured everyone is now engourged in the arguing between posts.

Who needs celebrity drama when we have it here at the superficial????

Nope, sorry, don't drink myself to oblivion like yourself.

and I almost forgot:

Aha hahahHAHAhahaha you're so damn funny.

the point was to scare bananas away.

Yowza! This is one bizarro thread today.

Back to the point: anyone who has ever a) had breasts, or b) seen and/or touched breasts knows that no natural breast looks like Lindsay Lohan's.

Wait--I did have a breast reduction a few years ago, and for about one month they were swollen rock hard and stood straight up and out. But failing that, there's no way a real breast would look like hers.

Truthfully, I think her body looks terrible. She doesn't look natural -- very weird.

But enough about Hohan. I want to read more in-fighting. [sob] Can't we all just get along :(

HOORAY for PAPAHOTNUTS!!!!

You just wrested the title from OSHKOSH!

PAPAHOTNUTS is the new QUEEN BITCH of the Superficial!

Dude you need to go to a doctor and get some testosterone or something!

good grief, she is a young rich woman with a smoking hot body. so who cares if she gets new boobs every six months. she can do whatever she wants to, with whomever she wants to anytime of the day or night, it is suppose to be a free country right. And you all know that if you had a smoking hot firm 20 year old body attached to your heads that you would be naked in the frozen food section of your local grocery store A N P every damn day of the week. Get over it.

166. If by "smoking hot body", you mean "saline sacks attached to a rug burned, freckled sperm recepticle", I agree.

mommy, i'm scared.
*clicks heels*
there'snoplacelikehomethere'snoplacelikehome...

who the hell is real and who's fake anymore???

p.s. i still love papa. sorry, girls.

#166 We are not talking about what she can do or not, but why she lies about it. Because it's crystal clear that she had a boob job, you moron! And she is in denial, as when she denied she was starving when she was squalid thin.

Here are the same boobs but before she got so skinny. Maybe they were always her boobs or she did get them taken out then back in again!?

Man, I don't know i'm confused!

She must have tan all over her cos ya can't see those famous freckels of hers that well.

http://www.chicagopoint.com/Images/lohanbg.jpg

Eat already.

Wow, I think this thread gave me wood.
Or maybe it was Lohan's post-teen body with all cosmetic enhancements pre-teen movie receipts and starfucker bs can buy.
Any straight dude who says he wouldn't drop anchor on that is kidding himself. I just wouldn't call the next day.
Either way, I'm going to go learn a little more about myself.

P.S. #160 Kristylee: where is this beach? I'm calling to find out how many air miles I have left.

My breasts fluctuate in size as well. Thanks to my friends at Victoria's secret, I have a fantastic rack...until the bra comes off. It's okay. I have fabulous nipples.

Dr 90210 Rey says 28cm is the perfect supersternal notch-to-nipple distance, and by appropriate utilization of these outstanding surveillance photos and some supersecret image processing, its...its... 28.2cm (at least on the right(!!) !!!!! Wonder if she is also learning taekwondo?

Woo hoo Cruising! :)

Heh.

I got the flu a couple years back and lost ALL of my boobs and body fat for a total of 17 pounds.. I looked hideous. About a month afterwards I gained back 9-10 pounds and fit my old bras perfectly. She didn't get a boob job, she's just (GASP) normal. Plus, she gained a LOT of weight. Look at her stomach, her upper arms. That's not muscle, fat goes to your stomach that way after you've gained and lost weight unhealthily. It'll smooth out on its own. Her ass is still missing, though.

((Since everyone was going to ask anyway, I'm a 34C))

CruisingForCock, there's nothing more I'd like to do than suck on your breast and watch it fluctuate before me eyes.

as for you Bella Italiana, can you bella-dance, cause I'd like to watch dem 34c juggle them milkshake.

gotta go, my girl just jumped in the shower, woooooohooooo, I'm gonna go get me some.............

She's got a two inch gap inbetween each tit. It's disgusting...they are actually worse than Tori Spelling's boobs!

It seems to me looking through these posts that several people's identities were usurped to create as much trouble as possible here today, and in large part they seem to have succeeded. It looks like the troll(s) came out from under their rock at around the same time as all this started, and some of the posts are VERY out of character for the alleged writer. Very spiteful, and very immature behaviour. Someone seems to be getting a perverse kick out of being mean and hurting people, and hiding behind other identities to do it.

I think my friend Linlo looks a whole lot healthier now that she has gain some weight...I've been telling her her boobs were coming back..and everytime i brought the subject up she would tell me to shutup...now look at her..she's talking about it every chance she gets.

I hate the 'new' look to wear everything as a hip-hugger. It isn't even remotely 'new', it was a 1970's style that thankfully has been dead for thiry years. I mean, for crying out loud, doesn't it look like she's half-way pulling her bikini bottom down because she's two seconds from squatting and pinching a loaf? Man, leave the chiseled abdomen and every visible organ look to greek statues, and stick with the 'natural' hooters, that look like they could pound in a nail.

Oh yeah, and those sunglasses.... ok, had a vomit-burp there. She should have just bought those gimmick clown-sunglasses instead. "Hmm, I think I'll show every rippling muscle in my newly healthy body, the one I haven't drank and snorted into revulsions lately that is, pull my bottom down in case I need to take a shit, wear two bottle-caps and a rubberband around my tits that just grew in yesterday, and...oh, I'm thinking, Clown-Sunglasses! Yess! THAT'S Classy!"

But just to set the record straight, Yes, I love her rack. Most men do love a good store-bought pair that you can set your beer on or, when they poke your eye, it hurts. Gotta love 'em.

Just to set the record straight, I hate Lindsay Lohan and would stab those big fake boobies with some kitchen shears.

I liked her better when she made me feel like a pervy old man. Incidentally, she has the hips of a pervy old man, so we seem to have come full circle.

I'm starting to fall for her boyish charms.

The only time my boobs looked like that ''naturally'' was when I was nursing babies. So unless Lindsay has become a mother and can now shoot paparazzi across the beach with a well-aimed stream of milk, I decline to believe that those puppies aren't made of plastic.

i dont rlly judge but she is a skanky whore who needs sum more clothes...i kno the guys like it tho lol =)

Her boobs are as natural looking as her tan.

to #167
why yes I do... well some people think I am funny. Those that know me anyway

and #170 my point was...
"crystal clear she has had a boob job." obviously you don't have boobs of your own or are anywear near 20. Mine looked like that when I was 20, for about six months.... "if" she lies about it is because of the nature of business she is in and it is a business. do you know her? are you a friend of hers? have you actually seen her up close and in person? spoken with her and asked her "what is up with the boobs"? been in the same room? the same city even?
As a free American citizen with rights and priviledges that entails the only person she has to justify anything to is herself. It is so easy for us to sit here in judgement of these celebs when we don't have to be in the public eye all the time. love and hisses ya all.

hmmm. maybe she suffers from SERIOUS pms. that would explain a few things.

i'm just sayin'

She got the jugs redone.

ROTFL@ #187
RichPort, you crack me the fuck UP!!

I can't decide if you people are all bitter women or just gay. All I know is when I talk about Lohan with my friends, none of us are complaining about her freckles or the color of her pubic hair. We all think both of those things make her hot in a unique/exotic kind way. She's not the typical overtanned blonde, or run of the mill brunette you see all over the place (not that I'm complaining about them, I'll take what I can get).

I'd hit that little firecracker.

196. Neither. Only desparate, socially inept, barely pubescent virgins would consider a freakishly freckled, sperm recepticle who has been plowed by every tool in Hollywood "hot".

198. You are one sad little dude, green cock. One sad little dude.

I'd take a fair-skinned redhead over an overtanned bleached blonde anyday. I'm not sure how that makes me "socially inept", or how I regained my virginity because of this, but I take it you have some anger issues along with a bizarre revulsion towards freckles.

@199 I think he was attacked by gingers at a young age.

This is about the article:

It's all been said, but she needs get rid of the glasses. They do anything but flatter... Particularly Lohan.

And I like her bikini... It would look cleaner on just about anyone.

she's yucky

I dont have as much MONEY as she does but i got a hundred bikinis prettier than hers oh yeah and i also have better boobs than her!!!oh AND mines are REAL!!!!!!!!

"I'm not a professional doctor - so I should probably stop performing surgeries - but it seems medically impossible for Lindsay Lohan's breasts to fluctuate in size so drastically with her minor weight changes."

Well I know from experience that breats can grow quite a bit due to weight gain. I am normally 110lbs and a C cup but when I gain weight I move up to a DD. Right now I am 130lbs with a DD, thats only a weight gain of 20lbs which doesn't seem like much. Some people just gain weight in different areas of their body.