June 28, 2006
Michael Jackson is leaving town

Michael Jackson announced in a statement yesterday that he's fired his business managers and has hired a new firm to take care of his financial affairs as he plans to move to Europe to relaunch his music career. Which is probably what I'd do if I looked like Brian Peppers and was accused of molesting children. Oh wait, Europe? I thought I typed 'suicide'.
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Comments
1. Posted by Mary45 on June 28, 2006 05:23 PM
Wow I thought he was dead.
2. Posted by jane's eyre on June 28, 2006 05:25 PM
It's a whole new world of boys to molest. They love him over there. They'll probably have sacrificial boys tied between poles set up in the airport as he arrives, to molest at his leisure.
3. Posted by crazylittledancer on June 28, 2006 05:28 PM
Holy crap! Who cares about Michael. Click on "Brian Peppers" only if you want nightmares for the rest of your natural life. Thanks a bunch, SF.
4. Posted by MeanNate on June 28, 2006 05:29 PM
I've always said, I'd gladly take a million bucks for a quick poke in the dung bunker by Mr.(?) Jackson.
@Mary45 - it's entirely possible he *is* dead.
5. Posted by Mary45 on June 28, 2006 05:31 PM
Yep "Weekend at Michael's" the kids movie
6. Posted by cruzin333 on June 28, 2006 05:32 PM
Maybe he molested his managers too...
Then again, I think he's more into the males under the age of 10.
Europe can have him.
7. Posted by MeganHarris on June 28, 2006 05:33 PM
Poor, poor Michael.
8. Posted by cruzin333 on June 28, 2006 05:36 PM
#7 poor MICHAEL? poor little boys!!
9. Posted by gas_up_the_hrududu on June 28, 2006 05:39 PM
That cleft in his chin is so deep, I'm tempted to swipe my credit card through it. He needs the money to fund his molestation career, right? Just like giving to the Red Cross. At least this way I'll know where my money is really going.
10. Posted by gas_up_the_hrududu on June 28, 2006 05:42 PM
How does he breathe with those pinched-down nostrils? Perhaps the boys in his bedroom were really there to make sure the straws inserted in his nose to help him breathe wouldn't fall out as he slept. Yeah, that's it.
11. Posted by Giggles on June 28, 2006 05:48 PM
He LOOKS dead. Or moments away from it. Another reason for Europeans to hate Americans: The chronic child molester is coming (excuse the pun).
12. Posted by Dragulf on June 28, 2006 05:50 PM
Poor, poor Michael is about right too. Isn't be like bankrupt?
13. Posted by Dragulf on June 28, 2006 05:50 PM
*he not be ...
14. Posted by jFp on June 28, 2006 05:57 PM
He looks like he has his burqa all twisted up in a knot.
15. Posted by Nikk The Templar on June 28, 2006 05:58 PM
Of course he'd move to Europe. They're enamored with him in the Eastern Bloc.
He can give Jesus Juice to as many boys as he likes....no one will stop him, either....
16. Posted by Ms. Dilligaff on June 28, 2006 06:01 PM
Man, he's sad. I can't even bring myself to say anything mean.
Also, I appreciate that you posted a link and not a photo of that Peppers guy. I've seen him before and he's freaky as hell--I'll not be looking at him ever again if I can help it.
17. Posted by Italian Stallion on June 28, 2006 06:02 PM
This is what Lohan will look like in 2 more years, I mean days...........
18. Posted by jane's eyre on June 28, 2006 06:12 PM
That's weird, he must have an implant in between his "nose" and his upper lip. I've never seen anyone look like that naturally.
19. Posted by francesfarmer on June 28, 2006 06:13 PM
His chin looks like Eva Longoria's ass
20. Posted by sid on June 28, 2006 06:13 PM
I've been posting for about 6 months; I enjoy the stories and the comments, and I appreciate that this is a private website, and they can ban who they like.
So, at the RISK of being banned:
It is NOT FUCKING COOL to leave a link to UGLY SHIT without a WARNING!!!!!!!!!
Superficial, you assholes!
21. Posted by jane's eyre on June 28, 2006 06:16 PM
Just figured out what his nose reminds me of--that I Love Lucy episode where she's in Hollywood, is about to meet William Holden, and makes a fake nose, and keeps on reshaping it, then accidentally sets it on fire
I bet Michael's nose is a real fire hazard.
22. Posted by biatcho on June 28, 2006 06:16 PM
MeganHarris is BrianPeppers.
23. Posted by Italian Stallion on June 28, 2006 06:17 PM
@22 but uglier..........
24. Posted by jane's eyre on June 28, 2006 06:18 PM
GAHHHH! Just clicked on the Brian Peppers link!
He looks like one of those little stress-reliever dolls that you squeeze and the eyes pop out.
25. Posted by sharkbite on June 28, 2006 06:31 PM
Michael Jackson just needs to crawl inside a bottle and stay there for forty years.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
26. Posted by MeganHarris on June 28, 2006 06:38 PM
I don't even know who Brian Peppers is... so I don't care.
27. Posted by Mandi Rewis on June 28, 2006 06:38 PM
Holy... Fucking... Shit.
SuperFish guy... that Brian Peppers link... uh uh.. not cool.
28. Posted by biatcho on June 28, 2006 06:39 PM
26: You could have just said "I know you are but what am I" and it would have been much better. Way funnier.
29. Posted by cibby on June 28, 2006 06:41 PM
see, now you've scared Michael Jackson away... he's like the Pied Piper...uh, no...
30. Posted by MeganHarris on June 28, 2006 06:41 PM
Biatcho. I don't try to be funny on this site, unlike, well, people who call themselves "biatcho"
31. Posted by biatcho on June 28, 2006 06:46 PM
See, thing is, I don't have to try. It's all natural, unlike your tits.
32. Posted by biatcho on June 28, 2006 06:49 PM
But I digress, MeganHarris is a much funnier name... sounds a lot like the kind of girl in grade school who sat by herself at lunch and read Little House on the Prairie & Choose Your Own Adventure books all the while dreaming of a land filled with unicorns & rainbows.
33. Posted by Praz on June 28, 2006 06:53 PM
Maybe he can collaborate with David "Hooked on a Feelin" Hasslehoff.
34. Posted by biatcho on June 28, 2006 06:54 PM
wait for it... herbiefrog will be joining us momentraily with more smiles : )
He definitely wear tan slacks with red socks, argyle sweaters & black pennyloafers. And fucks barbie dolls.
35. Posted by ptprez on June 28, 2006 07:12 PM
30
"i don't try to be funny on this site..."
don't worry...you're not...
36. Posted by ellaminnowpea on June 28, 2006 07:42 PM
Ohio thanks you (SF) for that....like THANKS
37. Posted by jane's eyre on June 28, 2006 07:46 PM
36
Are you from Ohio? 'Cuz so is Brian Peppers. Congratulations! Or maybe, condolences.
38. Posted by ellaminnowpea on June 28, 2006 07:57 PM
...like I said...."Thanks"....we have enough issues with a rotten fuck like Governor Tax...oh, I mean Governor Taft who is another asswipe that made it into office milking his family name and dicking over his constituents....much like Bush.
Yet one more reason people are leaving here in droves....
39. Posted by ellaminnowpea on June 28, 2006 07:58 PM
commonality? they're all fuckfaces!
40. Posted by ESQ on June 28, 2006 08:17 PM
Poor Europe...I say castrate him, or what is it a she?
41. Posted by twzzlrgirl on June 28, 2006 08:21 PM
OMG, I just looked at the Brian Peppers' photo. Is that real, or photoshopped? My brain is not comprehending that someone actually looks like that. And MJ is a freak. Enough said.
42. Posted by twzzlrgirl on June 28, 2006 08:28 PM
In other news, Britney Spears posed nude for Bazaar magazine. Am I the last to know this??
As someone wanted a warning before this kind of thing -- consider yourself warned...
http://people.aol.com/people
43. Posted by ellaminnowpea on June 28, 2006 08:29 PM
...and since we're on a Jackson thread...can I just say that the whole Janet Jackson weight loss story is bullshit? NOBODY loses 60 pounds in that short of time....unless of course they just squirted out a baby and lost baby weight. I think there was way more being hidden under those sweats she was wearing and the Jackson family, on the whole, is FULL of secrets. Hell, there closets are BURSTING with waaaaay more than cheesey military clothes. Am I the only one who thinks she pumped out a hidden Jackson?
44. Posted by ellaminnowpea on June 28, 2006 08:30 PM
@42 - yes...you must be...those pics have been all over the net for hours! It's a time warp here....dontcha know!
45. Posted by MeganHarris on June 28, 2006 08:32 PM
biatcho.
...and whats wrong if i was that little girl? sounds like you have issues.
46. Posted by twzzlrgirl on June 28, 2006 08:40 PM
#44 -- damn! I'm always the last to know everything. I need to pack my kids off so I can spend more time finding these things (and drinking, of course).
47. Posted by gammanormids on June 28, 2006 08:44 PM
first the Lohan's pictures, now this... If I were bulimic, I'd thank you, Superficial guy
48. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on June 28, 2006 09:54 PM
@43 How long did it take her 3 months? Its totally possible to lose 60 in that amount of time.
49. Posted by Showgrrrl on June 28, 2006 11:26 PM
WELL looky here... Still trying to figure out if this site is SERIOUS or not... but I definately dig the music they play on it. Anyone knows where I can buy the rekkid, let me know!
http://pepperstruth.ytmnd.com/
50. Posted by Hermione21 on June 28, 2006 11:27 PM
If Michael Jackson wanted to actually prove his innocence, he would stay here, never hang out with children again, and donate his oodles of cash to causes that involve helping children without touching them (UNICEF, domestic children's charities, Make A Wish, etc.) I mean instead of moving to Europe where he can molest more children b/c they don't believe he's guilty over there to restart his "music career". Whatever. He hasn't released a hit since Billy Jean. He needs to get bent and get professional help, instead of covering his tracks like a coward in denial.
51. Posted by PaisleyMoon on June 29, 2006 04:01 AM
Blah blah fucking blah.
52. Posted by Sister Morphine on June 29, 2006 04:20 AM
Someone needs to kill Michael Jackson. Preferably with the same shot that takes out Tom Cruise.
TCandMJLTC.
53. Posted by jrzmommy on June 29, 2006 09:11 AM
Okay, first, how the fuck is that peppers dude a sex offender? I mean, how did he get close enough to ANYONE to sexually offend them. Most people would naturally just haul ass in the opposite direction if that came toward them.
Second, I always feel like I just looked at something I shouldn't have looked at when I look at Michael Jackson so that's what makes me wish him dead.
Third, is Sarah in England going to start bashing us becasue we have grusome sex offenders in the U.S.? "That's the problem with you Americans....your sex offenders are heinous abominations. They need to be more properly groomed and have less facial deformities...."
54. Posted by biatcho on June 29, 2006 10:09 AM
45 - only issues with the losers of the world. Everyone else is OK though. You're a part of the loser crew by the way, in case you weren't aware.
55. Posted by kandyk0119 on June 29, 2006 10:13 AM
I can't believe it, nobody did the elementary FIRST!, SECOND! crap on this one.
56. Posted by SpareParts on June 29, 2006 10:34 AM
Okay, usually I just sit back and laugh but my dumb-ass clicked the Brian Peppers link and I have to say I don't think I'll sleep for a week or two. That can't be real...is it real? Is it a person or a fish??? I'm confused, and scared....I think I'll hire Buttney Spears' Manny to protect me.
57. Posted by pinky_nip on June 29, 2006 10:58 AM
Yes, that Brian Peppers does exist.
I live in the same town as he, Toledo, OH. I know someone who went to school with him.
The story is he sexually abused his cousin with a spatula.
I am not fucking around this time. I'm dead serious.... Even my warped mind could not come up with this. He is on the Lucas County Website for Sex Offenders.
58. Posted by Gigi on June 29, 2006 11:02 AM
The truth about Brian Peppers:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
59. Posted by pop on June 29, 2006 11:35 AM
what do you call a kiddie pool in michael jackson's backyard?
temptation island (zing!)
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
60. Posted by jrzmommy on June 29, 2006 11:42 AM
with a spatula? I don't even wanna go there. But I am thinking about the scene from "Stripes" where Bill Murray has the chick MP on the stove in the general's house and is giving her the "Spatula treatment".
with regards to the peppers dude, now that I know he's a sick fuck, it's okay to make fun of someone fucked up looking.
61. Posted by Spindoc on June 29, 2006 12:44 PM
Brian Peppers eyes were normal until Michael Jackson molested him....apparently Jacko's dick is bigger than you'd think.
62. Posted by biatcho on June 29, 2006 01:19 PM
What does acne & Michael Jackson have in common?
They both cum on teenage boys' faces.
63. Posted by somedayshine on June 29, 2006 01:37 PM
good luck with the english boys
64. Posted by Christenwins on June 30, 2006 02:18 PM
Brian Peppers, indeed!