June 27, 2006
Axl Rose is a cannibal
Axl Rose was released from jail today after paying a $5,500 fine for allegedly biting a security guard in the leg.outside his hotel in Sweden. I'd expand on that, but where else is there to go? He handled himself pretty well when Tommy Hilfiger lost it and started wailing on him in a club last month so I'm assuming sometime between then and now he caught rabies. That's what happens when you live in a dumpster with wild dogs. Who knew that you have to be employed to afford decent shelter?
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Comments
1. Posted by Tracie on June 27, 2006 07:38 PM
I always thought that Paris, Nicole and the like were tres scary, but the torch has been passed to Axl - a fightening, frightening man.
2. Posted by Jedi Kevin on June 27, 2006 07:39 PM
White people and corn rows. Just say no.
3. Posted by Jacq on June 27, 2006 07:41 PM
Welcome to the jungle, bitch!
4. Posted by biatcho on June 27, 2006 07:46 PM
Next on PPV: Tyson vs Rose.
5. Posted by MeanNate on June 27, 2006 07:46 PM
I wonder what Failure tastes like?
6. Posted by jane's eyre on June 27, 2006 07:48 PM
"Guess we'll have to put Ol' Axl outta his misery, Jimmy."
"Oh no, Pa, no! Poor Ol' Axl. He was such a good dog."
"I know, son, but there's only one thing to do with an animal that's got rabies".
*Jimmy sobbing bitterly, sad music playing*
7. Posted by jane's eyre on June 27, 2006 07:49 PM
P.S.
Why does he look like a white Lenny Kravitz here?
8. Posted by tallcoolone on June 27, 2006 07:51 PM
He's still alive?
9. Posted by yuckyfresh on June 27, 2006 08:07 PM
this man is a legend and he's proving it more everyday by biting people. yes!
10. Posted by Nikk The Templar on June 27, 2006 08:25 PM
Wow.
Hunger hurts, doesn't it Axl?
11. Posted by twzzlrgirl on June 27, 2006 08:42 PM
I'm with #8 -- I didn't know he was still alive, much less attacking people in the street. I thought his music was pretty good, though. Oh, well. Every rose has it's thorns...(Um, that's Poison, but you get the idea...)
12. Posted by sharkbite on June 27, 2006 09:02 PM
Whoa, Axl, crawl back under the rock you were hiding under. We never need to see you again.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
13. Posted by suzy on June 27, 2006 09:05 PM
for a cannibal he sure loves mcdoogal lol
watch this video it's hilarious!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnlH6kMZvyo
14. Posted by HandsOfGod on June 27, 2006 09:32 PM
That mic has no idea how close it is to certain death.
15. Posted by RichPort on June 27, 2006 10:03 PM
I've been waiting for a Johnny Cash like rebirth from him for some time now, so you can imagine my disappointment when he chose to channel Lenny Kravitz instead.
16. Posted by Dtbb on June 27, 2006 10:59 PM
Maybe he'd told the guard to 'get outta my way'. He's already told two groups to do that, and look what happened to them? That's right, he bit them.
Oops, wow, that made no sense.
BTW where did he get that hair--at 'Ironic Wigs R US'?
Sincerely,
Slash
17. Posted by DrunkBlogger on June 27, 2006 11:05 PM
#16
Wigs R Us maybe, but why 'Ironic Wigs R US'? Because he is white or something. I'm black and I find that racist. Just kidding, I'm not black.
I just wasted my time responding to this, oh well.
18. Posted by ProbablyTooOld on June 28, 2006 02:18 AM
Is that a wig? Or did he get those little ropes surgically implanted into his skull when too drunk to know better? I want to go with the latter because I cannot imagine why he would leave that on his head unless it was impossible to remove.
And the last chemical peel left him so shiny. So shiny... Poor Axl. He had to try to eat a man to feel human again.
19. Posted by DancingQueen on June 28, 2006 09:33 AM
Axl Rose has morphed into Jamaican reggae superstar Yellowman.
20. Posted by Binky on June 28, 2006 09:43 AM
Alx Rose bites.
Period.
21. Posted by Jaydel on June 28, 2006 10:09 AM
Get In The Ring
22. Posted by pop on June 28, 2006 10:19 AM
i hope no one tells him that bouncer leg is PEOPLE!!!
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
23. Posted by drdisaia on June 28, 2006 10:58 AM
Well now isn't that classy?
24. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on June 28, 2006 11:04 AM
fuckin' weirdo. Who is this guy again?
25. Posted by Fisher55 on June 28, 2006 11:18 AM
obviously axl has an "appetite for destruction"
ba-dum-BUM
26. Posted by hair on nipples on June 28, 2006 11:30 AM
Have you seen the video of the girls who did Constantine during the AI tour? It's cute! Go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgzIsxDjZg