If you're going to sue them for falsely saying you're preggers, at least DON'T LOOK PREGNANT. Fatty.

FAT!

Why do celebrities need to sue everyones ass all the time? Do they not have enough ego?

Yee-howdy! First, bay-be!

^^Um, not so much^^

That fat bitch is lying. She is so preggers.

clearly this is a fake workout. she'd better be careful though or her hot husband might find an angelina to run away with.

That ass sticks out so far you could rest a case of beer on it. Which, oddly enough, makes her kind of attractive. I mean, who doesn't want a chick that you can bang doggy style and reach out and grab a beer any time you want it?

On second thought, no. I never went in for the "hippy" look. She's getting close to needing to buy an extra seat on an airplane.

#6, haha! but i think the husband has already found Jake Gyllenhaal on the way. :)

(she doesn't look that bad! Reese has never been the skinny type)

Good for Reese! Apparently the article said she was trying to hide her pregnancy from producers to get hired. So, if she's NOT pregnant, it IS libel....and they should be held accountable.

#3 I agree. They make a big deal out of everything.

And I can't say anything mean about Reese. She's cute, isn't a Paris or Hohan, so why should I hate on her? I'm feeling all karmic today. Peace be on you all.

Speaking of fat people, whatever happened to the triumphant return of Edna?

Lazy fucking Christians can't even show up regularly to tell us all that we're going to burn in hell.

Drink my asparagus-flavored jism, Edna, you fat cunt!

Those are the most unflattering sweat-bermuda-shorts I have ever seen. Wait, they're the only pair of sweat-bermuda-shorts I have ever seen and hope to NEVER see another pair again. Especially hips like that. What up caboose.

How is a pregnancy rumor distressing? wtf? Who cares if you are or aren't...ignore it. It's not like she doesn't have 2 kids already....

Since Jane brought up karma, I thought I'd share my feelings on the subject for the athiests in the crowd, or for anyone else who gives a flying ratfuck:

I don’t think the universe rewards or punishes people based on their behavior, but it does relate to cause and effect. I think karma is the accumulation of the choices you make and the effect they have on your life. If you decide to steal something when you are young, then you’ve crossed a line. There is an increased chance that you will steal again, or perhaps engage in other unethical or illegal behavior. This can lead you down a path to ruin. People who pursue a more righteous path live better lives because they make better choices. They are less likely to put themselves in harm’s way, and more likely to achieve benefits from their positive actions. Reap what you sow, you know? If you choose the wrong path, that one incident of theft—if you get away with it—will not result in any other divine punishment. The punishment comes from you and your future actions.

So, because Paris Hilton decided to fuck some slimey guy without a condom way back when, she crossed a line and decided to fuck many slimey guys without condoms, and therefore, got herpes. That's karma for you, and that is the meaning of life, according to BigJim.

My karma ran over your dogma.

And can this priss, just for once, wear something that isn't toally color-coordinated? She has blue on her hat, her pants, her socks & goddamn sneakers.
I bet her gigantic grannypanties have blue flowers on them... and yellow pisscharge stains on the crotch.

Now it becomes clear...Sue over baby rumors.... don't sue over husband hiding Jake's sausage. The latter MUST be true!

BigJim, I see you're still all sorts of gay. But in a good way. If there is such a thing.

Legally Bloated

hellllllllllll, I live on a college campus, Bloomington--Indiana University. We are known for having the hott girls and guys in Indiana at our school....yet I guarentee half the girls there are wearing sweatpants exactly like this which make them look like that....put them in jeans, skirts, black pants, white pants, dresses, whatever...little tiny tops--dress the gals up is when you have hot and sexy. Girls like to be comfortable, aka wearing sweatpants, and comfortable isn't always* meant to be sexy, even when you're famous

Biatcho:

Not gay, just intelligent and well educated.

Besides, gays wax, don't they?

Me so hairy:
http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68

Do gays wax? I don't know for sure. Let's ask MeganHarris' husband.

Ok what is wrong with the people who comment on this site? People are too fat for you. People are too skinny for you. People are too dumb for you, yet youre hiding behind a computer. Im sure you are just Perfect as can be. There is nothing wrong with Reese. She looks totally fine and she should sue Star for lying because she could lose potential jobs and plus it's about time magazines starting paying for spreading rumors about people. They're like high school kids, except stupider. I hate all of you.

Fortza Italia, Fortza Italia, Fortza Italia.......You fucking Americans suck, we did our part...........Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia Italia

bigjim - i think i agree with you, but who gives a fuck? i'm more interested in your asparagus jism....

curious-er and curious-er.

stavo scherzando senore stallion.... un bacione!

I guess I'm the only one who thinks she looks normal, not fat.

#23 - I am going to speak for everybody and just say that no one is biting so give it up loser. If you're going to try to pick fights at least make it interesting & humorous, don't sound like some fatass from New Jersey who hangs pictures of chicks in bathing suits on her mirror every spring to hopefully inspire her to lose 50 pounds, even though you just end up eating a box of twinkies for breakfast everyday.

and i don't know about you guys, but i'm totally perfect.

biatcho---you have room to talk about being a loser. I love how people on the Internet think they are so smart and know everything about everyone else. All you guys do is complain about celebrities you supposedly hate. If you hate them so much, then why do you bother reading about them all the time and talking about them? Its obvious you all love these people. I think _you_ all need to get a life.

15
Watchout, BigJim, that dogma might reincarnate, bite your ass and pee on your karma.

#30 - are you one of those big chicks who always gets made fun of in gym class and then storms out of there, running like a buffalo in heat, screaming "I hate all of you, you bunch of meanies." And then you eat a box of twinkies to "decompress".
Me thinks I am on to something here...
oh how I missed this!!

@26 un bacione a te, Fortza Italia, We fucking showed those Chez's whats up, I really wish sono Americano's e fato bueno.....fortza Italia Fortza Italia.......

Familia a Napoli, I tu.....#26

For all of you calling her fat... pathetic. She looks like every other normal person in this country. She probably looks like those of you typing that she is fat.

30
Soo...you basically came on here to fight? You went through the trouble of getting a typekey account, named yourself IHateAllofYou, then come on here, telling us we need to stop hating other people? Uh-huh. Makes sense to me. We're having fun--what're you doing?

I weigh 320 pounds soaking wet. And baby does it look smokin' when it's all soaking wet! mmm.

#23 - I totally agree. Reese looks perfectly normal and healthy. Jesus, have we been inundated with so many skeletal images that we don't recognize normal.

Besides, she's doing something right to have that fine ass husband of hers.

@30 I_suck_You_all this is the website for that shit, if you don't like it don't come here. I think you need to get a life or someone of the same race, sucking off monkeys in Guam is not considered cool by any means, STROZO

Stronzo*

Note to idiots: Any & all photos, etc. seen on the Superficial dot com get made fun of. Fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, normal... doesn't matter. It's called humor, cynicism, sarcasm & wit. If you do not possess any of the above then get the eff out. You too twinkie fucker! And anyone else who actually thinks Ryan Phillipe is a man.

35--I never said you couldnt hate other people, but if you hate these celebrities so much, then why do you come onto this site? thats sort of depressing that you purposefully read things that involve people you hate. You all say Reese is fat. nicole ritchie is too skinny. Can I ask you who is not too fat or too skinny for you? and btw I have had this account for a while, I guess you just dont recognize me but I have left messages before, it is just usually annoying because all the posts are about who can say the meanest thing about a celebrity. blah this site sux. I am leaving now. carry on

41
Because it's fun.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

I can now carry on with my life with some meaning to it now that Ihateallofyou is gone. This is a day to give thanks to Alah, for getting rid of that idiot. And by Alah I mean what ever God That I need to give thanks to. I really hope my bosses don't realize how drunk I am after that crushing defeat over whomever us Italiaans just destroyed......NEXT.......bitches...............

Even if she has gained some weight she still looks really hot and sexy unlike myself. Why can't I look that good *I ponder while stuffing cake in my mouth*

Posted by yvonne on June 22, 2006 12:53 PM

"For all of you calling her fat... pathetic. She looks like every other normal person in this country. She probably looks like those of you typing that she is fat."

Normal is never a good thing. Duh.

she's sueing because the article implies that she is lying to producers. end of story. next.

#46 - so you're saying that I can be sued by that bitch Sally Sitwell from 5th Grade because i called her "liar, liar pants on fire"??? What the christ has this country become?
A bunch of twinkie-eating, obese, whiny-ass lawsuit-weilding assmonkeys, that's what!

44
Now there's some refreshing self-deprecation! *clapping*

As far as Resse Witherspoon is concerned, right in the BUTT.............

normal is fat. check the statistics. personally i don't care and i kinda like reese. she's not exactly hot, but how could she be when she's named after a peanut butter cup?

@33 - sono abitato a padova per un anno... adesso sono a CA.

I'm suing #41 for "hating me". lousy bitch

face it...she IS a little plumper than usual. I like it...as I said in another post, my tool prefers to be bashing into some padding. However, this girl does have the potential to be HUGE when she gets older. You can tell by looking at her.

#52 - so you prefer to fuck a piece of styrofoam rather than an actual vagina?

52 - It's the southern curse. Look at Britney, and, ummm, Winona Judd. Fortunately for me I was bred from thin northern genes, so I'll always be a super hot teen sensation.

at first she looked like Kirsten Dunst in these... but then i remember kirsten isn't short or FAT.

Alls I know is karma's a bitch.

I like Reese in that she's been scandal-free and doesn't annoy the living shit out of me. Other than that... meh. I can find pretty much any reason to say something tacky about anyone. Especially if it's funny. I'm not at my usual funniness today.

tu se\ a california, sono bello or no, a me non e visto, sta a maryland, I can't spell in italian but cam undrestand and speak it, mio zia's vienna a united states on the 24th, they have never been here, But i've been there almost every year....all they know is nueve york, wait till they see what balitimore is like hehehehehehehehehe

The outfit isn't exactly flattering, but she looks healthy, happy and normal. Good for her!

styrofoam...hahahaha

jfp by the sounds of it you "tool" wont be mashing into anything. skinny or fat. and it probably never has.

IHateAllofYou - quit bogarting the hate cunt.
Unlike you, I was just in a bad mood the day I created my name, but today, I just fucking hate you..
and Lame Bananas
and MeganHarris of course.

Love Reese though, she's got nice titties.

"I didn't know you could sue people for saying you're pregnant."

You're such a fucking idiot. The suit stems from the fact that the tabloid is claiming that she's concealing information from producers. In other words, it's accusing her of lying to her employers. That's clear grounds for a lawsuit. Seriously, are you guys so ignorant that you can read the very quote that you yourselves printed on your site, that clearly states the reason for the suit? Or are you just unable to resist engaging in Straw Man arguments?

#47: "so you're saying that I can be sued by that bitch Sally Sitwell from 5th Grade because i called her "liar, liar pants on fire"?

No. But you can be sued by her if you went to her employers and falsely told them that she was concealing information from them that was professionally pertinent, or otherwise falseley accused of this in a widely-read public forum. You are more than free to call someone "liar, liar, pants on fire". ---Provided that you can establish that they actually lied. If you can't, you're guilty of defamation.

No surprise here.

She's always looked a couple of cheeseburgers away from Hogsville to me.

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

Huh? What? *wipes drool off cheek*

I slept through #62-63. Did I miss anything interesting? No? Oh, good.

Carry on.

I did not know that it was humanly possible to have a camel toe while wearing sweats...

When Reese gets older, she can change her name to "Witheredpoon".

*ok....I'm a little bit confused.

*Here is a post just from yesterday:
38. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on June 22, 2006 12:09 PM

I would fuck her 76 different ways, just as longs as she promises not to sing.

P.S. - it's nice to actually see somebody on this site besides Paris Whoreton, Hohan or the other skanks. These pictures didn't make me automatically cover my crotch in the hopes of warding off the super herpes.

*And here is today:
30. Posted by IHateAllofYou on June 22, 2006 12:45 PM

talk about being a loser. I love how people on the Internet think they are so smart and know everything about everyone else. All you guys do is complain about celebrities you supposedly hate. If you hate them so much, then why do you bother reading about them all the time and talking about them? Its obvious you all love these people. I think _you_ all need to get a life.

*Doesn't this seem just a bit disingenuous??

I like Reese. She looks normal in these pictures, but you can tell she has that endomorphic body type and will have to be careful all her life. She looks good, but she is pushing maximum density.

jFp - if you weren't such a fucking retard, maybe your cuntry momma would have taught you how to read.
I am "IFuckingHateYou", please don't confuse me with that douchebag "IHATEALLOFYOU", you fucking fucktard.

I think it was a pretty safe bet for Star mag to run the story...I mean, when is Reese NOT preggers?

btw - Reese is a disgusting fatbody!

hey #67
"Witheredpoon" Nice

68
Yes, you ARE a bit confused.

my bad

Reese looks normal and healthy. Shame on you ppl who call this fat. I'll bet you fuckers are hiding in your moms basement, in skid marked underoos, scarfing down micro burritos and scratching your roll rashes.

whoah #20 I live at Bloomington- Indiana University, too. In fact, I'm typing this from work (I work at IU and go to grad school), while trying to shield my monitor from my manager.

I agree about the swetpants but seriously... the hott guys and girls??? Maybe I need to get glasses -- or get out more (grad school bites).

Whats wrong with you people?? She looks great. Fit, happy and healthy

OMG are you kidding me, fit and healthy?? Reese is a hog, just look at her...I bet she only has babies so she can eat them.

If gaining a few extra pounds makes Reese a better actress then I'm all for it. Go Tubby!

i'm sure she doesn't give a goats tit if people think she's fat. she probably does if a random stupid mag is fucking with her career. if i were reese i'd buy a castle, a throne, a robe and a crown and eat huge chicken legs all day. i mean she's the highest paid actress currently. i'd gain 300 lbs on purpose.

"*zzzzzzzzzzzz* Huh? What? *wipes drool off cheek* I slept through #62-63. Did I miss anything interesting?"

Yeah, they're casting the remake of "Deliverance", and they specifically asked for you. :-)

#63, Sva1994 - you are the funny. You bring it hard.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that in your sweatpants? WHAT IS THAT, WITHERSPOON?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, I took it from my kitchen, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in your sweatpants, Witherspoon?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Witherspoon?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Witherspoon?
WITHERSPOON: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Witherspoon!

Apparently I'm in the minority but I think Reese looks refreshingly healthy and like an actual WOMAN with CURVES where they are meant to be instead of a sickly and frail bobblehead like Lindsey, Paris, Nicole, Misha and all the other dimwits in Hollywood. Reese is smart, talented, hardworking and a very classy woman. She has a great marriage, a great family and a great career. In Hollywood that's akin to a miracle.

this is sorta like Judean People's Front? We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front....wanker.....piss off!

Reese is obviously porking out for her role in the new Bridget Jones Diary III

Wow, I know she's not skinny, but she looks just average to me. Compared to the average weight of most americans... goddamn she looks fine. I think she looks really sexy if you ask me.

How many ppl on here are saying "FAT" who have gf's/wives who are fatter than that. She IS NOT fat. She is hot!

Yeah, leave it up to Jane's Schnauzer to try and make witty comments.

*zzzzzzzzzzzz*

Huh? What? *wipes drool off cheek*

I slept through #62-63.

You should get that narcolepsy checked out. It could be the reason why your nose is so huge.

She doesn't look fat at all.

She looks like your Mom.

I can't say anything mean about Reese, either. Even though normally I would find something. Just because it's fun. And gives me something to do when I'm bored at work. NOT because I'm a fat loser just sitting at home on the computer with a bag of cheetos. Just because it's entertaining.

At least I don't think I'm fat.

you're mom thinks you're fat

She's already admitted that she doesn't diet when she's between movies, and that if she didn't get paid so much money to be rail thin, she wouldn't be.

I think that rocks. She looks and acts like a regular woman who can eat pasta without running to the bathroom to immediately throw it back up. Kudos to her.

Well, she is out there trying to stay fit. Where is the fat on her anyway?

She's hardly fat.. she looks good. If anything she just looks healthy. Which I suppose would look pretty fat if you're judging everyone in relation to your typical Hollywood skeletons.

This board is full of woman hating fatty fags.

Walk The Line. Best movie about Johnny Cash made in 2005 ever.

where does anyone see her looking pregnant the girl has hips she always has and i personally think she looks great after 2 kids

People think she is fat!!??

You gotta be $*(#@ kidding me!

Man you people really perpetuate the skinny bony no ass but big tits women dontcha?

She looks great - a real woman!