First!

Seriously...get a life.

Poor Britney...

Am I the only who think her crying in the interview with Matt Lauer was a complete ACT?

A homeless guy once gave me a religious tract entitled, "How can I be safe from Hell?" Then he asked for a fifty-cent donation, and got pissed at me when I didn't have the change. Same thing.

Ha ha ha, Mudge, take THAT! Kabbalalalalala
sucks, and so do you!

No, the real reason Madonna is pissed is that Brit-Brit said that her baby is her religion...correct?

Look at the way she handles Sean-Preston.

Yeah, that's really good way to honor your "religion".

And everyone knows that Kabbalah is just the ancient Latin word for SCIENTOLOGY.

I didn't realize Kabbala had Indian roots.

You can give a wedding gift and then ask for it back.

Madonna can go to hell with a rusty dildo stuck up her ass. She's a skank and responsible for fucking up women by making them think that it's ok to be a skank. Look what it did to brit, who use to be such a wholesome young lady.

Well I doubt if she'll ever get the Tin-Tin books back either.
I guess it would be cheaper for Madge to become a Christian.
She could snatch the Gideons from her hotel.

Dude, fix the typo.

"Or maybe he Kabbalah book"

Dude (in the pic)... you do the "cootchy-cootchy" thing on their FACE cheeks.

I love Kabbalah. I grill it with some nice onions. On a toasted kaiser role. Maybe some sauer kraut and a nice mustrad. Hmmmm Yummy. Wash it down with a nice hefeweizen.

Hey, echoes, I was FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaballah makes me want to vomit. I just gained a little respect for Britney. Ok, I wouldn't go that far, but she finally came to her senses about ONE thing.

Hard to say which of these two is more grating, though Madonna holds the probable lead, about as tedious as getting a splinter out of your ass, by yourself, after stupidly sitting on a dry boardwalk.

These over paid morons who wave their religion around and impugn those who disagree annoy the crap out of me like bad Mexican food. The thing I like about Madam Federline is that she seems to be absolutely clueless and completely confused at her own existence, providing much needed fodder for the rest of us. The last great thing Madonna did was get a dirty sanchez from Big Daddy Kane.

That Madonna is such a fickle bitch. We were good pals for a long time, and then I give her the rusty trombone just once and she's all like, "We're not friends anymore."

8

That's great. LOL

Madonna is a ho.... who knows, maybe Brit will become a Scientologist now??

Ever since she came over to my house and drank all my Yukon Jack, ate all the butter, and broke my armchair, I'm not speaking to Britney either.

Instead of wearing a red string around her wrist (Kaballah style), we should convince Brittany to wear a large noose around her neck.

Then we can hang her.

OMG, Brit is sooooo dunzo. Hey guys, like I'm a kabbalhist and I thkni its rude to make fun of ppl's religion. Like Kabbalah is very deep and spiritual, you guys are just toooo dense to understand, LOL.

Nothing says "class" like demanding a wedding present back.

Kaballah=scantilly dressed hobags with $

Sean Preston=trailor trash wearing clothes that look like poor homeless people's wardrobe

Geez--I don't know how I can choose

Now, the question becomes:

Is this a breakthrough? Will Madonna realize she is not a superior being and *gasp* get over herself?

No.

Britney made out with an OLD chick.
Madonna made out with a FAT chick.

I think it was just bad all the way around, for everybody. I'm embarrased for both of them.

this is old news.

Two thoughts:

1. Madonna spending thousands of dollars and a lot of time trying to convert Britney is like trying to teach a dog tricks to a pig. All you are going to do is frustrate yourself and annoy the pig.

2. Britt is consulting with a Christian life coach? Why wasn't this cat consulted before Brit-brit turned into a frito-hogging, trailer-trash baby factory?

Well my friendship with Brit was pretty much kaput when we were playing a fun game of "fingers" and she refused to wash off the cheeto residue from hands. That is just unacceptable.

Hey! It's the picture where shes holding the baby by the leg again! Who here besides me is expecting her, one day, to be photographed carrying him by the ears?

Maybe she should go back to Kaballah, it might teach her how to be a good --- no, average --- mother.

Madonna never dropped her kids, almost dropped her kids, always puts them in car seats, covers their fair skin in direct sunlight... so Kaballah might be a good thing for her.

Isn't Madonna Esther now ?? She changes religion every 5 years anyway ...

I just saw a 12th-century book on ebay with Cheetos fingerprints on it ...

I had to ask Madonna not to come by the house anymore. The dog was tired of her trying to get him to mount her.

He still likes the stain Brit leaves on the couch when she leaves, though.

It's people like her that make it easy for others to prey on southerners...How sad.

I kinda understand Madonna wanting that book back. Even though Kabballah sounds like a load of crap, a twelfth century book is a little too precious to be in the hands of Britney. Before long either her kid would pee on it or K-Fed might use the pages to roll a doobie. Preserve history, people.

N. Visible, I didn't have anything in the fridge that Madonna could eat (she's on that macrobiotic diet) so she skinned and ate my pet ferret Scooby. Needless to say, Madge has been banned from my place too.

Man, that's harsh. I thought the possum breath came from all the man juice she's eaten over the years. It must have ferret breath instead.

I haven't liked Madonna since the 80's. She needs to stick to music....not politics or trying to promote her religion. Just sing bitch.

I'm not a big Britney fan...but even before all this..does anyone really think she should have gotten that book to begin with?

Stupid is as stupid does, Madonna. Suck it the fuck up and face it..Britney is using it as a coaster.

#34, Madonna should have thought of that before she gave it to Britney. But that's what happens when you're a megalomaniac and assume everyone will automatically bend to your will.

Um... where did she learn to carry babies?

I've never been pregnant.
I dont have a little sister.
I dont even have a little cousin.

But I bloody know how to hold a baby in my arms without having him fall off, and bang his head on the floor.
And without having his little head hanging obviously uncomfortably...

I feel like smacking that woman senseless...
Really... what a moron.

Madonna is asking for the return of a WEDDING PRESENT?!?!?!?!?

Yeah, Madonna, you might as well ask for the return of your virginity, if they could find it still stuck to that old moldy mattress underneath the Freeway onramp just outside detroit.

Why is that guy in the pic pointing toward Sean's bung hole? "Britney, this is where the food comes OUT, not in..." Either that, or he's showing Sean what his daddy is. "Can you say daddy's a shit stain?"

Well she certainley didn't learn it from me, I hold babies upside down by the ankles. It's really cute when the head starts to look like a big tomato.

Wait, Britney's baby is her *religion*? That's even more proof that Sean Preston is the Antichrist.

Posted from Brittany's website:

"Although I no longer practice the teachings of Kabbalah, I still value my friendship with Madonna. I am offended that she requested her wedding present back, but I will be glad to return it. I'm not sure what she's going to do with a "Wigger's for Dummies" book, but our friendship means more to me than the thought of understanding anything that comes out of my husband's mouth."

Boo hoo, Britney wises up just a tad. Now, if only we could only get some people out of Scientology...

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I found my "Spirit Guide" once while I was visiting Arizona. We walked through the Grand Canyon and talked with wild life. He told me all the secrets to life. I can't tell you guys everything because I don't quite remember all of it, those were some great mushrooms. Come to find out I wasn't even in Arizona.................

The last time DirtyRottenKevin was with the pregnant mother of his baby, he left them for Brit, so maybe she's got good reason to cry. (Personally, I would be celebrating at just the thought).

Native American is the new black. Pass it on.

*'Black' is open for interpretation.

I have a similar story, but replace "mushrooms" with peyote and "talking with wildlife" with me and my brother Daryl trying to have sex with a mule.

Does Marc Jacobs make a Native American, I only wear designer heritage.

good thing she got out to. Kabalaah is not different then Scientology. And what the hell is Madonna bitching about. A couple gran is like pocket change to her.

Sean Preston is a God. Everyone is required to sacrifice a celebrity and drink their blood in his honor.

@51 No wonder that dog is shifty eyed, stop having peyote sex with animals.......

Stallion, we all have are vices. What are you, the animal police?

*our* vices. it's hard being dumb.

Not animal police, just like fucking Mules and don't like the competition, stay away from my Mule pussy, that is all................

Poor Brit, even her idol know turns against her. Is there a single person out there who likes her anymore (immediate family included)? And Madonna - what a sow. Gone all Babs Streisand on us, charging $350.00 for lawn seats and exploiting the homosexual fan base that has funneled cash up her ass for twenty years and stuck by her through Dick Tracy and Bedtime Stories. I agree with a previous poster who commented about gifting Britney with a 12th Century book - might as well let Gary Coleman borrow the Constitution for a dinner party. Fags, stop drooling over every tired ploy this rode-hard-and-put-up-wet skank wheels out and let her die already. Britney, quit juggling religions and issuing bizarre statements and start by jetisoning K-Fag, you might actually get some of your fanbase back with that one, cost-cutting move and find the stability your life has been sorely lacking. And, as always, the kid is not smiling.

Hahahahaha too funny, requesting the return of a wedding gift. Don't give it back, Britney.

#38 - using the book as a coaster...that was funny, too. :>)

If you look closely, she's not even holding Sean P with one hand--it's more like 3 fingers. Because the sunglasses, just like the drink in her hand the day she almost dropped him, had equal if not greater importance than the baby that is her religion.

Oh, Brit, whatever are we going to do with you? I saw the preview to the Dateline interview and she gives her stupid bottom-lip out face when Matt says word is she's a bad mother. Then she says, "I know I'm a good mother." Well that certainly proves it!

I know I'm the most intelligent, wise, and good-looking person in the entire universe and beyond, but if only 3 or 4 other people agree with me on this point, it might mean I'm wrong.

(But I doubt it.)

Sean P., I suggest that as soon as you can those fat little legs working, you run like a mo-fo for the nearest airport and get the hell out of there --

I heard Britney quit because Madonna tried to teach her the ancient Kaballah art of cunnilingus...

Unfortunately, she thought "cunnilingus" was an Irish airline and when she found out the truth she quit...

This is the truth, honest...

Wieght Watchers should be her new religion

MADONNA ? The freakin queen of wishy washy personalities is gonna get pissed because Britney went back to Christianity....
I wish we could take back all the money we spent on her albums and shit when she was an "American Girl", before she transformed into a UK girl accent and all. Fake Bitch!!!
At least Brit is going back to her roots not to the newest latest greatest celebrities warped spiritual practices.

Madonna's fake British accent, and then the switch back to an American accent = awesome.

We should all do that. I've got a fake Mexican accent that's just as bad.

That poor baby.

I don't know why, but I just feel so bad for him. You know he's going to be spoiled by her and her family, he already is spoiled, but he's just so innocent and cute. I just want to kidnap him and make him forget he ever was the son of two complete morons.

Spears should be proud of where she came from and try to find her roots and some help in a good old southern style congregation.

as for this Hollywood Kabbalah cult, it is nothing more than a sham operated by ugly money diggers and has nothing to do with real Kabbalah.

"Kabbalah" is in fact a complicated branch of study in orthodox Jewry that is reserved for pious Jews who are above 40 years of age, interested in widening their knowledge further.

Christians or members of any other religion (unless at their own interest and some say risk) can not study Kabbalah unless they converted to Judaism at a really young age and started studying the Torah. BTW Kabblah is considered banned even for secular jews.

This information is available everywhere and all these Mad-onnas joining Berg's cult are simply too stupid to notice. For me (as an orthodox Jew) it's the same as scientology only with supposed Jewry origins.

about 12

the manny is taking orders
from sean preston

lol bitch :)

#68
not sure we can add
to this thread :)

...except of course
to explaun
or eaplain

or expain;
exlian

apparently
we aren't
allowed
to
explain
at this time
except to say

maybe sp
knows
more
than
he's
letting
o
n

:
)

I am gay.

#60 if you look even more closely

sp is asking her
[asking note]
to turn the blackberry
so he can read it too
damn sunlight : )

#67 absoluet fucking carap creap crp
oh bugger
all religions
were written
by men :)

why would
y
o
u
need them
anymore
[oh hang on]
[sound effects]
[cuz i can]
[thanks pink]
[thanks babe :) ]

Maybe Madonna should realize that friendship lines don't have to be drawn between religions. Maybe she should also realize that she is washed up and sucks. Maybe I should realize that my first sentence sounded like my junior high "Positive Life" class teacher. Shit.

K-Fed? Dent in wallet. Kabbalah? Dent in wallet?

Good for Brit! Esther sucks now anyway. I think that Brit is trying to get back to the good things she had going for her. And, no, I don't think that is an act with Matt Lauer...

#0
...oh
...and by the way :)

britney said "her baby"
not
sean preston

lol babe :)

As hilarious and peacespreading as religion is, there is always nice to see that instead of letting them die out, we invent new ones. Keeps the world a dramatic place.

With scientology being the last "new" religion, it's good to see that this new selfshitting religion is even worse. I can see a steady religious curve and it's going downhill. This is a good thing, because in 50 years we'll have religions like Dipchupiter and Rubamachee where you do stuff like "Dip your willy in hot chocolate while facing the direction of Jupiter" or "Rub the holy lama with melted cheese while chanting into an empty bottle of Jack Daniels". You know, stuff that makes sense in religion.