She looks normal.....for her at least.

Seriously, unless Trimspa has altered it's ingredients just for her, Chick is on something strong and won't share it. Pregnant? UH OH Fattie is coming back!!

it's not such a good thing to be totally juiced up on ludes when pregnant.

here's hoping she stays somewhat "clean" for the sake of the baby.

and her ass stays somewhat........small for the sake of everyone else.

i wish there were an iq requirement for getting pregnant. nothing crazy. 85 or so.

I'm reconsidering my view on abortion.

I'm hoping this has nothing to do with a frozen dead Texan ex hubby.
It's more likely the judge.

You know those times when you wish people had to take some kind of test to prove they're capable of being a parent before they can have a baby?

Yeah, this is one of those times for me.

TC is already in line for the placenta.

abortion promotes natural selection, doesn't it? women wanting abortions usually have pretty good reasons.

fo those too stupid (see above) to make decisions, we should sterilize.

Another turkey baster pregnancy. I hope. Wonder if it's David Crosby's?

She looks like a real life pig in that picture.

THAT POOR, POOR CHILD. :(

She makes me wanna puke everytime she opens that wretched mouth...."Like my Body"....blah....What a skank!!!!

ugh.

why is she famous again?
Is it for being a dumb broad?

How did this happen? Men, I know you know better than to stick your manhood in a caern of potential death and destruction. So was this a doctor? If so, who thought it was ethically responsible to deliver a baby to a complete lunatic? Don't they have the Hippocratic Oath?

I'm so confused.

She's famous for being a stripper who hit it in Playboy.

Then she became a drugged out fat pig who swindled an old dude in his nineties.

Now she's famous for being a slimmed down pig, who is trying to collect on her swindle.

Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole or just pig for short.

I just watched that video and she is a moran, no wonder she drinks and eats tranquilizers and who knows what all the time, she can't complete a sentence sober, and those teeth, must be veneers or either her mom mated with Mr. Ed

She looks like she is a beluga whale with two blow holes in her face.

I bet she thinks that she's lost at sea when the camera crew packs it in for the day and leaves her on that floatie.

Amazing that you need a license to cut hair, paint nails and to even fish, but anyone can have a baby, including spaced out blow-up doll hookers like Anna Nicole Smith.

Isn't it considered beastiality when you screw a whale and isn't there a law against that? I wonder if the kid'll be born with flippers...

TrimSpa will be taking her to court to get their money back. So will her lyposuctionist.

I wonder if this is her next publicity stunt? Its probably going to take her some time to get the old man's cash in her hands, so why not get preggers-and charge people to watch you grow, then lose all of you weight with...TRIMSPA BABY-what a nut!

Wonder if she's going the TomKat way of pregnancy (you know, movie set bellies and faking the whole shebang)?? Let's hope so....

And what the hell is wrong with her big teeth? The better to EAT you with, my dear : )

She's so beautiful I just want to make love to her slowly by a roaring fire. Then I will roll her into the fire and cut the crispy parts off her back and put it on a sandwich with lettuce and tomato. There is no better sandwich after you make love to a beautiful woman than the BLT. Aww yeahhh.

Gross, but brilliant, Osh.

24 - Thanks. It's based on a true story.

she was a guess model.
http://www.guessadvertising.com/graphics/Bios/ansmith.html
then '93 playmate of the year.
then 13 years to meander downhill.

everyone seems smarter with a shut mouth.

Call DSS.
Now.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

She should give birth in the lobby of her local Child Protection Services office, you know, just to save them a trip.

I know I'd regret it afterwards, but I'd hit that. Fat girlz, oh wait, is this the Mariah thread? I forget.

She couldn't handle having Britney Spears remain the Number One All-Time Redneck Mom. She's gonna school Britney on how to parent in the good old fashioned style of trailer. We're all in for a real treat.

Anna Nicole Who? what she famour for?

-fro0ty
http://www.playpacman.net

Eeeek. Now she is going to suffer the same fate as Carnie Wilson: spend tons of $$ on a drastic weight-loss method (or whore yourself out advertising one), have a baby, balloon up forever.

Doesn't she already have a couple teen-aged kids? You know, Goose and Maverick? Weren't they putting up the drywall at the new Crackerbarrel until Maverick shot Goose in the forehead with the nailgun, and then Goose pulled it out and ate it? Those boys sho' is stupid.

She has a 20-year-old son -- so....she's having her own grandchildren now?!?
ewwwwwwwwwww! I guess they'll be able to bob-n-drool together!

This will the first baby ever born with an IQ larger than his mother.

Fuck, I forgot Sean Preston Spears.

This will the second baby born with an IQ larger than his mother.

http://www.papahotnuts.com/

The theme for today's Superficial postings is apparently "FAT, UGLY, STUPID, AND WHORISH." First Mariah Carey and now Anna Nicole. All we need now is a post about Star Jones and that should complete the circle of grossly obese, talentless, and morbidly annoying attention whores.

Maybe she will accidentally stab her fetus with her dildo while masturbating, and save it from a life of shame.

Come on Papa, get it up! The anticipation is killing me.

Buddy should have just banged her gunt, nobody gets preggers from gunt sex.

Oh, it's up, and in my hands as we speak.

Mr. Nuts, check your e-mail. I think there may be some free porn in it.

Funny - She finally wins all that money and NOW someone is willing to fuck her. She's on so many goddamn drugs the father of this child should be considered a rapist.

She is a disgusting pig and I cannot wait to see what the other disgusting pig who put his penis in that looks like.

I just lost my appetite.

It is indeed a scary thought that this heffer will be calving in the near future.

I can't believe a man willingly put his penis inside her and then came.

she looks high

When I was little, I was always afraid of jumping in the pool because of monsters. I never believed them until now.........

I'm telling you. I think this is a conspiracy by her lesbo assistant Kimmie and her joke of a lawyer Howard Stern to soak Anna of her new found fortune.

Is it unreasonable to think that Anna Nicole can be tricked into believing that Lesbians can make people pregnant?

"Seeeee Anna, Rosie O'Donald has kids and so does Melissa Ethridge. How do you think they got pregnant? Yeah, Anna, by lesbians!"

As for any growth or movement in her belly, that's simple. It's her dog.

She's an extremely odd woman...poor kid!

#33 That's fuckin' funny stuff. Damn funny.

I think the dog in the background of the video distracted her.
"This is Anna Nicole...um...I've watched, like, rumors and stuff and, like, it's true. Um...I've got a stork in the oven and my, um, like, um is gonna get bigger 'cuz, like the man put his, like, in my, um... And you can pay to keep watching, like, my video, um...life book thingies. Like, on my computer page and all that...um."

Britney and Anna Nicole can have baby juggling parties. With a side of 'baby-put'. I definitely put my money on Brit for the throwing competition, she's got plenty of weight to use.

She needs to go on the Terri Schiavo diet.

Susan Smith is a better parent than Anna will be...at least Susan killed her kids before she could really fuck them up.

51 and 52 almost over the line....

fucking funny but almost over that line....

Hey guys,I'm going to say something really fucked up, watch:
I wish Anna Nicole would eat Terri Schaivo's dead body while Susan Smith drove them into a lake filled with man-eating Hillary Clintons. Talk about needing a Midol!

mmm. nope, changed my mind. Over that line.

Off the subject, but that guy in the front of the picture for "Blue October" ad up there looks like an overgrown Cupie doll with sunglasses.

Now, osh, on the other hand... Love it.

If you can't laugh at Anna Nicole Smith AND feeding tube removal in the same breath, you're no friend of mine.

wow now her and brit will have some competition to see who can be the worlds shittiest parent and to see who can have dcw on there door step the most times brit defenitly has her work cut out for her now cuz anna is totally going to kick brits ass in this competition poor kids.

Me and my husband like to play Terrie Schaivo in bed. I just lay there real still, and when he's about to remove the "feeding tube" I kinda, sorta, maybe smile.

she's in the pool so she can give birth underwater like all whales do...soon there will be glass on the poolsides and they'll charge admission...maybe they'll tie a ball over the pool and have her jump up and touch it with her nose...

Osh, you are SICK and I mean that in a loving and adoring way.

@60
That's fucking terrible. I'm ashamed for laughing. Really hard. Dirty bitch.

I wonder if Bobby Trendy will be her manny?! That kid will be dressed in pink fake fur (boy or girl).

60

i know what it's like to fuck the dead, i was MARRIED FOR 21 YEARS!!!

Hey, didn't you guys know that being pregnant is in this year? Everyone's having babies, even if they shouldn't. My grandma used to say "they like making em, but not taking care of em". How old is she anyway?

63 - If you think I'm so dirty, then why don't you check your email. You know, so can commit some adultery.

@66
I have no idea how old your grandmother is.

so *I can. God, I'm so horny I can't even type.

@66 I think she's 37 or 38, but emotionally she's about 5.

Nice pic. She looks like a morlock from the most recent "Time Machine" movie.

66

i'd guess late 70's...but i'm not sure about anna...

#65-- ptprez, this goes without saying, but you were married to the wrong woman.

73

ya think???

73 - Dead women usually are wrong. But sometimes something's so wrong, it's right.

did anybody see the true hollywood story that interviewed her family? it was like interviewing a roomful of extras for the jerry springer show.

fucking dead people is *usually* unacceptable. i would, however, still lick JFK jr. all over, despite the shape he's in today

i work at a bar right next to a cemetery. hordes of necrophiliacs usually come in a sundown to fortify themselves before they attempt to break in. ptprez, perhaps we've met before?

fa cube, guess what?

it was like weekends at bernie's at my house until my daughter graduated...

now i'm just a sarcastic, angry, fuck-stick...

but i'm happy...(downs valuum and beer)

not sure which is more delicious, jfk jr. or oshkosh's aforementioned crispy blt.

either way, floss when you're done.

78

naw...i did'nt have to order carry-out...

80--
I was with one man for 14 years, and I still would've fucked him six times a day except he kept going on about having to go to work once in a while... or sleep. There were also kids who wanted me to make dinner for them, or take them to school or some such that made me dismount occasionally.

Hell, the only thing that the ex and I could do for the last two years without fighting was have sex. It was our one common interest.

I'd say the kids were too, but he wasn't all that interested in them. Asshole. (Hey, let's be bitter together!)

83

there's room on the bandwagon, jump on...you can drive...

I love it when horny sluts hook up on the Superficial comment boards. It really cockles the old bowel strings, or somesuch jibberjabber flim-flam.

84
Cool, I love to drive. Where are we going? Nearest bar?
*****************

You know.. I can't even think of anything to say about Anna Nicole being pregnant because I'm already feeling so much pity for the child.

Oh god. This kind of shit makes me a strong supporter of forced sterilization. I've never really been able to understand why someone would want a crying, shitting, puking, whining noise machine. Hell, being a parent is an 18+ year prison sentence, that's a longer pnishment than murderers get. I guess it's one thing if you are smart, successful, classy and an all-around decent human, but if you're ANS (or any of the celebs, white trash, etc), just what makes you think you need to keep popping out the crotchfruit? It's not like this poor kid will ever have a chance to be an asset to society, I bet it'll end up as a coked-out stripper with ten kids, living in a trailer with a guy named "Tiny", who keeps getting sent back to the "big house" on domestic abuse charges. This kid better start investing in some sunglasses now to cover up those back eyes in the future, and learn how to say, "Um..I fell down...yeah, that's it, I tripped and fell".

i better stop before it becomes a bad dr.phil show...is there a good dr.phil show???

it should be the dr.rokter show...

any advice doc???

on topic...i'd still ride that horsed-tooth retard, even though she's 10 feet tall and has the brain of an ant...

Wow. Old man sperm takes a REALLY long time to make the journey. Her husband's been dead for like a DECADE.

86

sounds great...we'd go to the bar, bitch about exes, drink a ton, i'd take you to my house, go to fuck you hard, have a bad case of whiskey-dick, you'd get pissed as i pass out,you'll take a bat and beat me to death, leave, and they'll never solve the murder...

sounds like a party!!!

90--
Hahahaa...

Actually, I'm pretty happy with my life as it is, though I'm working really hard to stay in my 'happy place' as any minute now, other people's rugrats will be descending upon me for the next 24 hours or so.

Whiskey-dick...heh...

Just god forbid you think your ex is how all women are. Trust me, we're not all dead lays.

79: Evangelia - what?

i got a new phone :). vagina juice not included.

ha ha #87...crotch fruit!

Well, that's always a plus. :) A well-marinated cell usually loses a bit of resale value.

I think a phone without vagina juice is like a spring day without sunshine, or a spring day without vagina juice. Both are just awful.

91

i don't blame all women...i just picked a "special" one...

96

gives new meaning to the "sunshine tree"...

96
I find that a penis that hasn't been well marinated in vagina juice even worse.

osh, my vagina juice phone is on ebay if you're interested. scratch and sniff!

99: Concur.

97: ptprez - well, you know what to feed a women to kill her sex drive, right? Wedding cake. Why are new brides always smiling? They know they've given their last blow job.

Heh. Ha-ha. *sob*

She looks like a blonde dugong

101

i feel ya bra...

I wanna watch her teats get nice and big and sore over the next few months - probly drive her crazy - sperm burpin' whore...PapaHotNuts is the daddy, I hear...slipped that big weiner in when she was bent over suckin in a big line of coke...better book a space at Betty Ford for the little runt when he's yanked out screaming in terror!

Dammit, guys, stop it.

I have a headache, which sex would cure, but my house has been invaded by other people's spawn. Since it's generally frowned upon to get raging drunk and pounce on your barely-legal neighbor when caring for other people's kids, I'll play here. I thank you for making it so easy.

Therefore, I have two words for you both:

Deep throat.

you guys, here we have someone who tops the stupid things britney does to her baby and i guess we'll change our mind about brit being the worst mother ever...

That pic is not flattering.

105: Yeah, I guess nothing says "I love you" like wriggling tonsils.

*gets Ari a cold cloth and some Excedrin*

See, I don't always tease ya! :)

106: Actually Anna's first kid is pretty normal. Britney's probably won't survive to have his balls drop. Advantage, Anna, sadly.

Thank you, babe.

Excedrin works for headaches, but it's not nearly as much fun as screwing the tension away.

109: get this: anna beats britney... you sure that kid's normal? how come? did someone else raise him/her?

Why in the world does one of the biggest tramps in the world think we care if she is pregnant? Have one; have 12; have 20 -- I don't give a rat's ass.

then why you post, sissybelle?

but you're right though. she actually is a tramp.

110: No doubt, but friction burns to the groin can make things a bit *tender*. :)

After I wolf down that nice, juicy placenta (tough shit TommyBoy) I'm going to stick my tongue in her navel from the inside out...

116 What possessed you to say that, eew I feel slighly nauseaus.

115-- hurts so good... and it'd be extra distracting, headache-wise.

117-- we make each other nauseous with disgusting posts fairly regularly. Feel happy no one's talked about female circumcision today. Seriously.

Ari,
I love most of the disgusting conversations, but eating ANS's placenta went over the line. Ooop, just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about it again.

ari, let's make you REALLY nauseous, shall we?

119

It's delish scrambled with eggs. The aroma is to die for. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Just trying to keep you thin, girl.

Yes, it's nummy fried up with some garlic and a nice bottle of Chianti...better for weight loss than TrimSpa...

I'll bet she's still breast feeding her first kid...

Nipples - dont forget the fava beans

Ari

Be careful of men with asprins, etc. They will want favors after you feel better.

I am working up a good headache about now :) heh heh heh

Gawd, I am such a twat - I could sell that placenta on Ebay and with the money I would make I could afford to eat as many placentas as I want...Fuckin' "A"...

Pfft. Asprins I don't need. It's a tension headache. Just something that needs to be worked out. Vigorously.

126- You're a sick fuck. I like you.

127 - Try holding it between your knees during sex - works for me everytime...

I prefer my placenta like I like my water, get it while it's coming from the source.

129-- I prefer holding my partner between my knees during sex, but whatever you like, lol.

121: Feed_Me: They actually showed people making and eating a placenta omlette on one of those HBO "Real Sex" shows. Also had a guy eating *very* fresh horse shit.

Nastiest damn thing I've ever seen on t.v. Spent the next half hour or so trying real, REAL hard not to puke.

Ari - U could have a bad case of Athlete's Cunt - can be pretty serious - the only cure is deep, intense sexual activity - throw some roofus in the kid's FrootLoops and I'll come right over and help you out...

roofus?

134 - Slang for Rohypnol (sic?) - try it, you'll get a lot more placenta that way...

132-- thank you. I *was* eating.

133--or maybe I just have an athletic cunt?
*and squeeze..*

# - 136 - LOL, LOL!!

136: *jump* ;)

Can someone help me out, I'm losing control of my bladder..

Fa Cube- touch my tonsils with it, darlin'

Harry--sounds like you need to do a few 'squeezes' too...

Last I heard, she was fucking some corpse. Who blew the old man sperm-dust off, mined the fat, and impregnated this intellectual cavity? That is the real story, cause out there somewhere is a super....thing......that did this.

Anyone out there vacuuumed up old-man dust and fat before sex? Shut up, Kara Monaco.

Ari's hot cunt sounds delish.

Tranny, the real question is, WHY would they do that? It boggles the mind.

Kris, my deliciously cunty bitch, how ya doing?

142: Ah 'ighly recommend eet, M'amselle. Eet eez bold and presumptuous wiz 'ints of meent and rrrrrrosepetals. Ver' deleecat, yet tres' zatizfying.

T.G.
Baby, baby, baby, you're back, I so missed you.
Did you just get home?

Fa;

you stupid bastard, you haven't been paying attention. Quebec is the "french" speaking province, not Kris's home territory.

Sorry, I just got all excited ;)

Ari I Don't Know...AAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!

ChickSickle...Saturday...oh, Saturday

Tranny, hush up. They're talking about how delicious my cunt is. Don't disturb them.

Disturb me. C'mon...

@121
Thanks Sonya, you know that just might work

Cool Tranny, I'll meet you at the busstop ;)

Tranny: Yeah, I know, she's a combine pilot. But a snooty french waiter is really the only way to properly describe that particular dish....

Ari'

You fine ass sexy bitch: I was trying to make a statement....and you had the audacity to disturb it. Well, in the interest of science *lifts legs, lowers face*.........................................mmmmblbmmblbmbllmmbbmmbmbllm

*pops up for air* Kids, go to bed, I've got something important to do.....*clutches hand lovingly* It's ok to yell like that, you WILL get used to it...

now got back to grabbing my ears and calling me PUUUMMMMPPHHHHH YAAAAAA!!!!
Like you just were.

Fa,,

Hee hee, combine Pilot? I dont' know what that means, and I am laughing! (drove my first combine about 2 days ago)

Chicsickle

anytime hottie, anytime, glad you are down!!!!

I've been wanting to go and hubby won't :(

Fa and Tranny... thanks to you two, I no longer have a headache. I do, however, have an ache in my nether regions. So empty...and wet.

Well, we shall have to do something to remedy that, shan't we?

With all the sex talk I like to imagine Whipper has locked his bedroom door so Mom won't accidentally come in and see him abusing his lamebanana and whimpering "Oh Ari, someday,you will be mine"

Ari, Chicksicle, Fa.....no I don't want to =

Fa-- one *very deeply* marinated penis coming up? Way up.

Don't want to what, Tranny? I got all distracted... imagine that.

158-- god, I hope not. Disturbing, that.

It amuses me ;)

Yeah Tranny, what are you talking about?

160: Most definitely. :) Up. and Down. and Up again. and Down again. Then in a circle. Then some other stuff.

Fa-- you bring the Trojans, I'll bring the Redi-Whip and chocolate syrup. And the cherries...

Ari, my sweet Babboo - how's yer fuckin' headache - did you clench that aspirin between your knees like I told you??

Im pretty sure that I just got a yeast infection just looking at her. I don't even have a vag.

Harry, headache's all gone. Unfortunately, I'm now horny as hell, with no outlet since my house has been taken over by munchkins. Have to pretend to be a responsible adult who's not ruled by her hormones. :(

Hey Replicunt - love your handle - is that a new political party?? When someone asks my "affiliation" do I say, "yessir, I'm a proud Replicunt."

Love this mug shot of ANS:
http://www.nndb.com/people/512/000023443/

they got her birthplace wrong,t hough -- I think it was that oil pit Houston, then her family slithered to Mexia.

Ari, just do a load of laundry and stand against it during the spin cycle...if you cream your jeans you can just throw them in - the rugrats will never know what's up...

Ha ha she's gonna blimp up again.

Oops, maybe that's "Republicunt." Tsk, my fucking grammar stinks...(among other things...)

172-- not the same... I need someone to scream along with me. Pretty sure that would make the rugrats wonder what's up though, lol.

You could pretend like you're Pee Wee Herman - make up a secret word and every time the kids hear it they can scream along with you!! Now, let's see, the secret word is PLACENTA!! Arrghhhhh...

You could pretend like you're Pee Wee Herman - make up a secret word and every time the kids hear it they can scream along with you!! Now, let's see, the secret word is PLACENTA!! Arrghhhhh...

176

Ahahahaa...

Ari: Just to clarify, you mean the latex ones, not 25,000 USC students, right? Although, we probably could put on quite the show for them. Devilishly kinky, too.

Tranny: a combine pilot is any canadian from the western provinces of Alb./Sask./Man. (I think - may only be 2 of 3).

Ari: You could also just spell Bedroom...you know, B-E-D-R-OH!! OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm.

Fa--meet me at the fifty-yard line at the Rose Bowl... we'll discuss it further there.

181... see, I was going to pull a 'When Harry Met Sally' moment, but I decided not to. Thanks for taking care of it for me.

(and it's more like, 'Yesssss...ohhhhhhhh...*screams*... just so you know.)

105

i just got back from the bar , and i had to read that...

i don't want to tread on fa_'s waters, but that's no fair...

Hehee... sorry ptprez.

185

that's o.k.

i don't have seniority...

183: I'm sure we'll share a deeply (no pun intended) religious moment. "Oh God! Oh God! Hallelujah!"

Um... I'm usually so far beyond uttering actual words at that point, but you feel free...

Coherent?? I saw the video. How many times can someone say "ummm" on a video that they have CLEAR news to tell you. It's not like she's telling you what she ate for dinner. And "really good" is not the right way to say "really well".

hahaha... best picture ever! looks like she's slurring, "I just LUUUUVVV little sperrrmies in my uuuuuterus!"

let us all refer to her unborn child as 'the load Anna should have swallowed'

If thats the beautiful glow of pregnancy. My last turd was a rembrandt. Anna Nicole's neighbors should just go ahead and put child protective services of speed dial.

just saw this lol
she should have taken lessons from kate moss :)

ANNA NICOLE PREGNANT WITH PAPARAZZO'S BABY
LATEST: ...

#35 LOL!!!!! she used to be hot, back in the fuckin day when she was in playboy, like 12 years ago! i think i just threw up in my mouth who would hit THAT??!!!!!!!!!
actually i would, with a louisville slugger, right in the fuckin face, her mr ed veneers would be like confetti. yo, does anyone know who the father is???

Her gynecologist must be a heavy drinker - I cannot imagine what it must be like to have to dig around that walking petri dish's gaping maw whenever she gets a yeast infection - now he's going to have to deal with the spawn of Satan's birth - she's probably carrying the DNA from half the stage crews from every production in Hollywood - uggghhh...

BUT, I might still eat the placenta anyway - just because I am a dirrrrty bird!

Morning everyone! Good day so far?? I am eating a McMuffin...

anna nicole is the nastiest skank on the face of the earth and like anyone really believes she lost 600 lbs on a diet pill my ass that was liposuction and a tummy tuck prolly gastric bypass surgery too....well i guess now that shes prego it will all come back on

Sweet Jesus, who is the father of this nasty spawn? Just goes to prove, if you are famous, anyone will fuck you, no matter if you are a skanky stoned out beluga whale. Sad. I feel very sorry for this new kid and the 20-year-old she has. Ugh. White trash shouldn't breed. Hear that Shitney and K-Fuck?

196

True, I was reading that Trimspa really doesn't work.

197

He probably beat off in his hand and threw it at her...or you could always come on her feet and let the flies do the rest of the job...

Exclusive first picture of Anna's baby:
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

The most outrageous part of this story is that she has an "official" website.

Anna Nicole looks like she's a good kisser.

202

Hey Osh, while you've got your tongue in her cakehole, try to imagine how many penises have been there before you...

203 - Okay, dude LOL LMAO LMNOP NMH OMG 12345!!!!

I hope she has a boy so TC's baby Suri has an appropriate candidate for marriage.

TrimSpa, by Anna Nicole...

Comes in three DELICIOUS flavors...

Chocolate, vanilla and semen...

Better yet, "Trimspunk" - eewwww

Comes only in liquid form...great for your skin too...or you can use it in your morning coffee...

202

And Oshkosh wants to KISS her - bleaah...

Better to French kiss a rancid jar of mayonnaise that's been used as an ashtray...

know that a woman completely remade at always the risk to make very ugly children? The genes do not change!

And the scalpel does not function on the neuronnes either, even if you pass through Doctor Troy !!

199

Or maybe she unfroze some of that old man spunk she had on ice! IF he could even manufacture jizz, much less expel it!

Pregnant by "some guy"...so sad.

She obviously has no idea which one of her toothless, alcoholic, unemployed uncles it is.

Upon birth, she'll have it tattooed with a big ol' picture of her own face and tits.

Like she's made the rest of her family do, in exchange for beer money.

Make that beer money and sex.

i just can't get over this.

i want to know who the father is.

Manatee-human crossbreeding is the wave of the future.

#215
i'm really trying to care
more than just
finding
it
funny

lol :)

poor kid wasn't even given a chance...

That video was a reminder of Anna Nicole Smith's dolphin teeth.

Okay...
Is it just me...
Or does this video make her look somewhat smarter than Britney Spears?

That was NOT coherent. But, of course, the rules of coherency can be bent when it comes to Anna Nicole Smith. What was up with the yip dogs in the background?

Whenever I think of Anna Nicole Smith (which is never), I'm reminded of how when I used to work at Lane Bryant, she was our spokesmodel once (back when she was fat). There was a clause in her contract that stated she wasn't allowed to speak on camera...apparently for fear that whatever came out of her mouth would send the company down the tubes or something. What a fool.

Smarter then Britney? ROFL. dumbest post I have seen so far on this.

The girl is a moron who is nothing but trailer park trash and cares about nothing but herself and money and how many years did she work the poll?

I do wonder if her mother will raise this one as well.

What a fucking pig. I totally support forced sterilization for crack whores.