April 03, 2006
Lindsay Lohan flashes children at Kid's Choice Awards

Sometimes I wonder if showing up without underwear to a children's award show and flashing the kids would be totally inappropriate. But then Lindsay Lohan goes and does it and proves not only is it totally becoming as a lady, but flashing your bare ass to a group of 8-year-olds doesn't have to land you in prison. Throw in a top hat and monocle and you've got this year's winner for classiest moment of 2006.
More pictures of Lindsay Lohan's appearance after the jump.
UPDATE: Image removed at the request of the owner.

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Comments
1. Posted by CheekyChops on April 3, 2006 09:34 AM
#1
2. Posted by LRonHubbaHubba on April 3, 2006 09:38 AM
She has the ass of a 97-year old.
Yum.
3. Posted by Monkey on April 3, 2006 09:38 AM
What's the big deal? I flash myself to children all the time. I drive my windowless, shag-carpet-upholstered van over to the school and park right next to the bike rack. Then I hop out and show them the goods. (I'm also wearing a clown costume during this.) So if it's OK for me to do it, then certainly Lohan can.
4. Posted by Reli on April 3, 2006 09:39 AM
There should be a rule that to claim #1, you have to post an actual comment first.
Also, I really hate her. She's not even that pretty.
5. Posted by CheekyChops on April 3, 2006 09:39 AM
#3, Dad, is that you?
6. Posted by Reli on April 3, 2006 09:40 AM
And what's with hobo-blanket dress? For god's sake, buy something pretty...
7. Posted by CheekyChops on April 3, 2006 09:42 AM
I think there should be a rule that people who want to make rules up on a superficial commentary style website/blog should have tampons shoved up their nostrils and be forced to watch episodes of Blow Out over and over again. Thanks caller.
8. Posted by Celetina on April 3, 2006 09:49 AM
There's something tragic about the last picture. The little chubby girl in the pink dress is looking so admiringly at Lohan. She wishes she was as skinny and beautiful and collected and popular and wonderful.
I don't have the heart to tell that little girl that her idol is a coked-out whore. Innocence is so fleeting.
9. Posted by Sheva on April 3, 2006 09:50 AM
Hey a skanky coke whore is what every kid in America should wanna be.
10. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 3, 2006 09:57 AM
Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she realized she was getting too skinny, and she saw herself on SNL and saw that she had "no arms, no arms at all!" and that she was "making herself sick" and from now on she was going to be healthy and try not to go to the hospital for "exhaustion" as much? Yeah, I think she forgot, too.
P.S. She should've showed her ass in Mean Girls. I heart you Lindsey!!!
11. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on April 3, 2006 10:00 AM
Why is it not surprising that Lindz can make even wearing a potato sack look like whorewear?
12. Posted by chamba on April 3, 2006 10:03 AM
#7 How is your nose feeling?
13. Posted by RunningWithScissors on April 3, 2006 10:05 AM
Only Lindsay Lohan...
14. Posted by Lala on April 3, 2006 10:12 AM
Given that her ass looks no different from that of a pre-pubescent girl (or boy), what you see is a carefully selected group of enthustiatic tweens comprising the screaming hordes you see above. These are actually contestants for her new reality show, for which they vie to be her ass double. Ms. Lohan will be attempting racier, more adult roles in a departure from her 'teen queen' image, but balks at doing gratuitous T&A.
Therefore, as her next film calls for gratuitous ass showing, these contestants will be pitted against each other in challenges such as, "Showing the ass crack - how much is too much?". The ability to perfectly balance a Black Amex, with two lines of blow for Kate Moss, on your flat plane of an ass is a highly regarded 'ass'et.
Judges include Nicole Richie and Tara Reid, considered iconic paragons of the No Ass movement.
15. Posted by Craig & "em" on April 3, 2006 10:13 AM
She's Horrible!!!
I'm sorry, I meant to say...
She's WHORABLE!!!
16. Posted by Glossed Over on April 3, 2006 10:18 AM
That Lindsay--so unpredictable! Was it just yesterday she was flashing her breast at a fashion show? Now, bless her heart, she's striving to show her adoring public a completely different side of herself.
17. Posted by Jacq on April 3, 2006 10:27 AM
Her butt is all flabby! Worse than Paris Hilton's ass-flap! She's defintely the one who had Wilmer in her pooper!
18. Posted by ura on April 3, 2006 10:31 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
(I'm not done yet.)
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. okay. multiply that by a hefty sum pls.
19. Posted by heifferzzz on April 3, 2006 10:34 AM
wait...why are they calling Lara Flynn Boyle 'Lindsay Lohan'?
#8, LOL!!
20. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 3, 2006 10:34 AM
If you look real close you can see The 8ball she hid from customs, I was surprised too. I figured she would have finished it before the show.......
21. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 3, 2006 10:35 AM
Barf. *So* did not need to see that.
WHY is this person such a celebrity again?
She made a small handful of cheezy kids movies and a (cough) "album" of whining and crying.
There are people out there who are actually smart and talented and hardworking who get absolutely no recognition whatsoever, meanwhile this bony twit is everywhere i look.
22. Posted by DuckBoy on April 3, 2006 10:38 AM
wow, that dress is terrible and Lindsay looks even worse.
She needs to eat something! What happened to her? Why would she ever want to change from an incredibly HOT curvy girl (mean girls) to that?!!?
23. Posted by PapaHotNuts on April 3, 2006 10:48 AM
I remember one time I accidently saw my grandmother's ass, so this picture really brings up a painful memory for me.
Instead of just putting an out-of-work actor into a Spongebob suit to hand out the Kid's Choice awards, they instead decided to emotionally scar all the children in attendance by making them view an old woman's butt trying to escape the evil clutches of a brown paper bag. Not even the great Harry Potter could cast a spell on these children to make them forget this day, the day of the paper-eating ass-monster trying to kill them.
**By the way, Dakota Fannig won the awards for "Up and Coming Coke-Head" and "Future Bathroom Stall Knob Polisher". You go girl!!
24. Posted by fblau on April 3, 2006 10:50 AM
But wait... MAYBE she had a thong on. And by thong I mean a piece of dental floss.
More proof, please!
25. Posted by Babe's Mantel on April 3, 2006 10:54 AM
hmm you all sound like a bunch of jealous and petty bitches who have nothing better to do than sit around and make nasty comments about someone you don't even know. karma?? i'd be worried. everyone makes mistakes im positive she didnt INTENTIONALLY get her skirt caught, or have her dress slip and show her boob any other time. everyone makes mistakes and at least she looks beautiful doing them.
26. Posted by boobtube on April 3, 2006 10:54 AM
like any of you wouldn't snort a line off the outer ring of her anus. i think she looks far better than she ever has for the longest time, ugly dress or not
27. Posted by prideofchucky on April 3, 2006 10:58 AM
Four Girl Scouts gave up their lives for this damn dress... God how I hate you Lohan..
28. Posted by FeldBum on April 3, 2006 10:58 AM
In answer to #26, C'mon!
Two slips in as many weeks, but many before. How hard is it to wear underwear, at least every now and again...
29. Posted by imabeeatch on April 3, 2006 11:06 AM
It looks like the biatch just came from a toga party wearing a potato sack. And in the close up I do believe she still has a bit of powder on her nose. *Note to Lindsay* When participating in a potato sack race you must put your feet in first and pull up above the waist. And in your case, use another sack to cover your fugly ass face.
30. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 3, 2006 11:08 AM
#25, erm... maybe if people were making fun of the OLD Lindsay, the voluptuous, redheaded, curvy, pretty Lindsay, I'd be more inclined to believe that people are "just jealous".
The sad fact is, sweetie, nobody's jealous of Olive Oyle.
"Everyone makes mistakes and at least she looks beautiful doing them" you say? Well. Just goes to prove that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
31. Posted by Nik on April 3, 2006 11:15 AM
Well, this is not something I wanted to see this morning. Is it wrong that I've stopped being able to laugh at her now and just want to slap her?
#24, it's what I'm hoping because if anyone thinks going commando at a KIDS event is proper ettiquite, then they'd better join the school of whoredom forever. Not that Lindsey wasn't already there.
Celebs making us women look bad since...oh, forever.
32. Posted by Leslie on April 3, 2006 11:19 AM
She's gorg.
But has definitely lost weight again.
33. Posted by gsprescueguy on April 3, 2006 11:24 AM
Too bad, instead of an ass, she now only has a "fanny pack".
34. Posted by BigJim on April 3, 2006 11:32 AM
I’ve had enough of people calling Lindsey Lohan a whore (or coke-whore, or Hohan). You people obviously don’t understand her. LL is NOT a whore. Whores do it for some form of monetary gain. Does anyone think that her bumping uglies with Fez improved her overall financial position? Is he some major Hollywood player who can get her primo roles? I think not.
Ipso facto, she is not a whore. She’s a slut. Sluts do it cuz they like it. She hooked up with Wilmerama because she wanted his massive, Latin-lover, Mandy Moore poppin’, cock. And Shaun White? She gave him a ride because she figured any guy who could twist his body like that in mid air must be a real machine between the sheets.
It you want to know who is a real whore, look no further than Paris Hilton. Did you see her video? Richard Gere’s pet gerbil shows more interest in sex. Even though she’s an expensive whore, she’s not a very good one. She can’t even fake it worth a damn. How she keeps landing billionaires in her herp-ridden crack is beyond me.
In conclusion, Paris Hilton = whore. Lindsay Lohan = slut.
That is all.
35. Posted by OperaMan on April 3, 2006 11:35 AM
Lindsay Lohan - putting the "ass" in "class"
#25, you're on the wrong website. This is The Superficial.
#26, word to your mother. Although I miss her redhead days, Lindsay does look so much better here than when she was an anorexic blonde.
36. Posted by boogaloo on April 3, 2006 11:42 AM
#25 Do your mommy & daddy know you're playing on the computer?
I say it was planned. short, flimsy skirt? c'mon. wonder what they saw from the front row. eek.
37. Posted by wunderfulpixi on April 3, 2006 11:48 AM
#25...I don't know what kinds of mistakes you've been making lately, but because I don't get dressed while snorting coke and getting wasted, I very rarely have a boob/bun slip. She has one once a week. Which is totally cool, I mean, how can people be jealous of you if you aren't shooting up and making a fool of yourself in front of 8 year olds? It's the only way to do it.
38. Posted by bjpack on April 3, 2006 11:50 AM
The only thing more disgusting than her showing her ass to these poor, innocent children is the 8 year old boy (not shown in the picture) who is twirling her underwear on his finger and winking at her knowingly.
39. Posted by hendero on April 3, 2006 11:54 AM
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is security. Could Lindsay Lo-hang please come and collect her ass off the floor."
40. Posted by ElFurbe on April 3, 2006 12:02 PM
Hell, I'm just glad the girl's putting some weight back on. If she wants to flash some kiddies the ass to prove it, hey, I'll let it slide.
41. Posted by krisdylee on April 3, 2006 12:19 PM
No, no Whitney, Lindsey doesn't have any crack, she's just showing off her crack.
42. Posted by ashleigh Nankivell on April 3, 2006 12:22 PM
I'm betting ten bucks her lawyers request that picture be removed within 24 hours.
43. Posted by Golden on April 3, 2006 12:27 PM
She's wearing flesh colored underwear... and does not fill it out!
44. Posted by lux on April 3, 2006 12:30 PM
#8: either that or the little girl just want to eat her.
45. Posted by CoJo on April 3, 2006 12:32 PM
I think #25 may be Lindsay Hohan herself. So defensive! Geeesh! Don't you have a website or something to defend yourself on? Leave us alone, ho! Go play on your mySpace or something...take a nap, eat a cheeseburger...something! Just let us talk our shit less the guilt trip!
46. Posted by lohans8ball on April 3, 2006 12:40 PM
She better cover that crack up before Wilmer hits it with his ocho de enchilada again..
47. Posted by jugsgirl on April 3, 2006 12:49 PM
i wish she would have eaten the potatoes that came in that damn potato sack she is wearing.
48. Posted by Bad_kitty_cat on April 3, 2006 12:50 PM
Alright everybody run for your lives! That ass is about to fall and squash us all!! Someone inject some botox into that piece of flab!
Dear post #25 are you sure you snorted and/or puked enough today? Here let me unintentionally show you a nipple to help you remember...
49. Posted by Krysil on April 3, 2006 12:50 PM
#46 - She should cover her crack before Whitney Houston comes along and thinks she can take a hit off it.
50. Posted by Baysharam Guru on April 3, 2006 12:52 PM
At least she thoroughly cleans down there.
51. Posted by star_strat45 on April 3, 2006 12:55 PM
What the fuck is she wearing? Looks like a cave-woman's clothing...
52. Posted by Grphdesi23 on April 3, 2006 12:56 PM
Wilmer Valderrama would still hit it.
53. Posted by gogoboots on April 3, 2006 12:57 PM
I think she was wearing something that was totally inappropriate for the Kids Choice Awards. She should have worn something more fun and less apt for ass exposure. Really, it's kinda embarassing...
54. Posted by gogoboots on April 3, 2006 12:58 PM
Also it looks like a bunch of curtains badly sewn together!
55. Posted by Charlaurz McHall on April 3, 2006 01:07 PM
OH MY GOD! You have got to love the Lohan! she is up to all sorts at the moment...check this out:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com
56. Posted by gogoboots on April 3, 2006 01:11 PM
#25 The dress is FUGLY, and she hardly looks good in it. To be honest, I've seen her look better as a bag lady!
57. Posted by Spindoc on April 3, 2006 01:15 PM
Just in Case Lohan is reading this today......
Wow! Look how FAT she looks in that picture! It's like somebody put a beige car cover on a water buffalo! Sheesh, You better go do some more blow and puke up the grape you've had today Lohan, I'd be embarrassed to go outside on heels, you might break them fatty.
58. Posted by L.ronhubbard on April 3, 2006 01:22 PM
BigJim,
That was an interesting and mostly accurate analysis of slut versus whore. But I must take exception with your opinion of Paris being disinterested in sex. In her acclaimed home video I thought she gave a splendid and loving blowjob, looking much more focused than she did in any of her activities to get money in "The Simple Life". The appeal of this Lohan woman baffles me, but I do think children should be mooned on a regular basis.
59. Posted by Sassygirl on April 3, 2006 01:23 PM
Lindsay use to be so cool and good looking. Now she's totally lost her image and what she wants in her career direction. From her family troubles, to relationship dramas, to weight issues. Come on Lindsay! GET A GRIP!
Find out who you are beneath before contributing to social events!
60. Posted by Evangelia on April 3, 2006 01:26 PM
lol at the potato sack and paper bag comments.
but seriously folks, we all know why la lohan is wearing that fugtabulous piece of couture. her ass-licking friends always tell her, "damn, you fine bitch! you so hot, you would look smokin even in a brown paper bag!" and she believed them.
apparently, the exact quote was actually, "you so hot, you would look smokin in even in a brown paper bag that exposed your blindingly white ass!"
anyway. i'm just glad the pic isn't a close-up and we can't see the zillions of freckles on her ass cheeks.
61. Posted by writergirl23 on April 3, 2006 01:28 PM
Wait.. is that a red bracelet she's wearing in #3? Since when was she into Kabbalah? That's new to me!
62. Posted by M@ce on April 3, 2006 01:41 PM
It always kind of bothered me a little that I didn't know what Lindsay Lohan's balloon knot looked like...I guess I can cross that one off my list. Brown, crinkly, and undoubtedly reeking like the dumpster behind the fish market on a hot August day. (with just a hint of Valderrama for bouquet.)
Celebrity Starfish...Now there is a great idea for a web site.
63. Posted by CoJo on April 3, 2006 01:43 PM
#61, it's all a very simple equasion. The rule is, pop-tarts and models practice Kaballah. Actors, Scientology. The Bush administration, Communism.
64. Posted by sometimesboy on April 3, 2006 01:52 PM
careful, miss lohan...whitney houston will smoke that ass....
65. Posted by if-its-pink-i'll-take-it on April 3, 2006 01:53 PM
god she is disgusting (she is nearly as nasty as her dress). why is it so difficult to wear underwear? i wish she'd sort herslf out. actually, scrap that. i wish she, along with Paris and all the other anorexic, drugged-up whores, would just disappear and leave us in peace to watch people with real talent (actually i'd settle for ANY talent at all). that would be nice.
66. Posted by playahater101 on April 3, 2006 01:56 PM
Just the fact that all these celebs jump on these religion bandwagons makes me not even want to know what they are truly about. I'm sure that Kabbalah is very interesting, but the fact that they woo celebs for their money makes me think that they are hypocrits.
Lohan def has one white ass. No freckles, though.
BTW #63, communism isn't a religion, but I still thought that was pretty funny :)
67. Posted by playahater101 on April 3, 2006 01:58 PM
What happened to that super curvy girl with red hair that was once Lindsay lohan? She used to be super hot. Now she looks like a crackhead.
68. Posted by mattnoks on April 3, 2006 02:01 PM
#55 your site sucks. don't ever post that sad link on here again. As a great thinker once said "fool me once shame on... shame on you...um, you fooled me I can't get fooled again."
69. Posted by imabeeatch on April 3, 2006 02:15 PM
If that bitch's ass was any more jiggly, Bill Cosby would have to stick a spoon in it.
70. Posted by Nimuë LaMer on April 3, 2006 02:16 PM
People would like her so much more if only she'd lose some weight.
71. Posted by eatyourfeedback on April 3, 2006 02:18 PM
I agree with #4 - both about the necessity of actually posting a comment when you are the first poster, and also that Lindsay isn't that pretty.
Her bare ass isn't that pretty, either.
72. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 3, 2006 02:38 PM
#25 was right. I am jealous, and really feel bad for posting all those petty comments about her. Lindsay didn't ASK to be famous, and, you're absolutely right, she did NOT show us her ass and tits on purpose. I can't tell you how many times my breasts/ ass/ genitals have fell out of my clothing when the paparrazzi were taking pictures of me. And you wouldn't believe how jealous I am that the pictures of her private parts are broadcast on the internet and mine aren't. It must be because she's just a better person than I. Why, God? Why have you cursed me?
73. Posted by Kelly on April 3, 2006 02:39 PM
This is a calling card for Wilmer, she is showing him what he is missing lots of pegging. Looks like there is no cushion for that pushing and either Wilmers innansiveness exploded there and filles her up or he flattened her. She is one flat white coked out looking whoreanus. Get some sun so you can atleast look human.
74. Posted by CoJo on April 3, 2006 02:50 PM
#66 - I wouldn't call Scientology a religion either - it's more like a cult, but I guess you can say that for any religion, really.
Okay, (slap myself) this is the superficial for crap's sake - if PapaHotNuts can talk about Whitney Houston putting her false teeth in her vagina and eating a bag of funions with it, I can throw Communism in with Kaballah and Scientology as another thing people study as a religion, dammit!
75. Posted by LRonHoover on April 3, 2006 02:51 PM
OKAY! OKAY!!! I'D HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!
76. Posted by The Lazy Asian on April 3, 2006 02:54 PM
When did Lindsay take over from Michael Jackson in the flashing children department? The next generation is so screwed.
77. Posted by QOTD on April 3, 2006 03:06 PM
#25, Is clearly Lohan herself. Only she would be idiotic enough to post something so stupid. Jealous of what bitch?
Hey, Lindsay shut the fuck up & go buy yourself some underroos!
78. Posted by bunnyhugger on April 3, 2006 03:10 PM
MATTEL introduces the ALL NEW "LINDSAY" doll !
NOW with peek-a-boo boobs! just pull the string (artfully hidden in her ass) and boobies gone! now they're back!
Includes new, patented ASS-O-MATIC!
poor lindsay. really, is she hiding her boobs in her ass-flesh? like a mercedes convertable? THERE'S an act i'd like to see.
79. Posted by Derek Hail on April 3, 2006 03:15 PM
She is so classy. Some 8 year old boys got an eyeful at least. Aren't they lucky!
80. Posted by Dee on April 3, 2006 03:19 PM
whoa!!!! she is all kinds of nasty.....those kids are going to need some serious therapy...post traumatic stress syndrome!!!
81. Posted by suzy on April 3, 2006 03:28 PM
she's too skinny still
82. Posted by Grphdesi23 on April 3, 2006 03:32 PM
skip to my lou, my darlin', skip to my lou!
83. Posted by robinz on April 3, 2006 03:39 PM
I do not like to fuck skeletons on crack with no tits.
84. Posted by sirokai on April 3, 2006 03:57 PM
All I have to say is: this is why you shouldn't let your kids watch Nickelodeon. It's a former MTV network and it shows. They are always putting the absolute worst celebrities as "role models" for the kids to idolize and their shows have gotten worse and worse. I knew I'd had enough years ago when they asked kids everywhere the question, "Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?" (Christina won btw). Make your kids watch Cartoon Network or Boomerang or get them off the TV entirely and make them read books or go outside. That way they won't end up looking like crack-whores while showing everyone their naughty bits.
And insert obligatory post here about "that made me vomit inside my mouth, just a little bit." We never get enough of those.
85. Posted by RunningWithScissors on April 3, 2006 04:00 PM
How can she run in those shoes?!
86. Posted by Charlaurz McHall on April 3, 2006 04:03 PM
Quote: "Posted by writergirl23 on April 3, 2006 01:28 PM
Wait.. is that a red bracelet she's wearing in #3? Since when was she into Kabbalah? That's new to me!"
check out this site:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com she has been into it for a while
87. Posted by HughJorganthethird on April 3, 2006 04:04 PM
Just when I thought Hohan couldn't disgust me any more VIOLA! She goes and sets the bar just that much higher.
Who lets their children go to this shit? Did Whitney Houston sing the intro? Did the kid's give Kate Moss an award too?
And # 25 usuing "Karma" and Lohan in the same post is just too fucking funny. Unintentionally funny of course, because your moronic, but funny just the same.
88. Posted by boredatwurk on April 3, 2006 04:09 PM
I pray that when I have daughters they choose role models who are healthy, sober, eat regularly, and dress like ladies. I hate that these are the people that children learn to idolize.
89. Posted by Nicole on April 3, 2006 04:20 PM
And all while wearing a potato sack!!!!
Get it girl!!!
Barf...
90. Posted by juicylips on April 3, 2006 04:34 PM
Kids chose her for what? I hope they chose to prevent her from making any more movies, singing, tap dancing, sleeping with everyone in Hollywood and whatever the fuck else she's famous for. Shes a complete waste of a little bit of space.
91. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 3, 2006 04:43 PM
Asses should be round, firm, and bouncey.
Not pastey, jiggly, and hangy-downy.
92. Posted by Spindoc on April 3, 2006 04:45 PM
I wonder if sex with Lohan is the same as eating Trout. (Watch out for the bones)
93. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on April 3, 2006 05:01 PM
shes so skinny its disgusting
94. Posted by AsIWasSaying on April 3, 2006 05:08 PM
#12, I think they were being ironic.
95. Posted by deyanira_spain on April 3, 2006 05:44 PM
I would give her some food...
96. Posted by Sebastian De La Ghetto on April 3, 2006 05:51 PM
#1 !!!!
97. Posted by Sebastian De La Ghetto on April 3, 2006 05:54 PM
#1 !!!!
98. Posted by HughJorganthethird on April 3, 2006 05:59 PM
Is it wrong for me to want to transport all of the little lemmings screaming for Lindsay to Iraq or Chechnya so they can really have something to scream about?
This entire post makes me think a bird-flu pandemic might not be such a bad thing.
99. Posted by Trotter on April 3, 2006 06:26 PM
My neice wants to grow up to be like Hohan. I told my sister to drown her now before she gets too big to hold under the water easily.
100. Posted by cibby on April 3, 2006 06:32 PM
This is why, if you have children, it's a good idea to put your children in cryogenic storage. Just until this whole 'anorexic cocaine celebrity' role model thing blows over.
101. Posted by single on April 3, 2006 06:33 PM
ok.. her ass just doesnt look right.. oh myy
102. Posted by Bean on April 3, 2006 06:37 PM
Just say no to crack, kids!!!
103. Posted by robot_turkey on April 3, 2006 06:37 PM
R25's, like Lindsay's, pussy stinks.
104. Posted by Bean on April 3, 2006 06:44 PM
I'm really BUMmed that this pic didn't catch her best ASSets BUTt maybe at the next kids awards she'll flASSh her boobs instead.
105. Posted by A897 on April 3, 2006 07:12 PM
Shes really looking like garbage after all those drugs...
106. Posted by MizScarlett on April 3, 2006 07:21 PM
Nothing looks better on white trash than gold lame. Add an errant ass cheek and well, you're in Grace Kelly territory faster than you can say VilmerGetItOut!
107. Posted by popcornsuite on April 3, 2006 07:23 PM
"hmm you all sound like a bunch of jealous and petty bitches who have nothing better to do than sit around and make nasty comments about someone you don't even know. karma?? i'd be worried."
And you're not doing the same thing?
108. Posted by Trotter on April 3, 2006 07:34 PM
Hey #107 - are you serious? Worried? What are you doing here? Sounds like you're one of those freaks who would lick a toilet bowl in you saw Hohan leave the stall. Question is would you be going after the residual cocaine or hoping for a little Hohan juice to transform your pathetic life?
109. Posted by mamacita on April 3, 2006 07:44 PM
Uh, #108
Yeah, #107 was quoting something stupid that #25 said and poking fun at the irony of her calling everyone on here jealous and petty bitches when SHE doesn't know any of US. See?
110. Posted by AyuChan on April 3, 2006 08:41 PM
jesus these 12-year-olds who love every whore in hollywood need to stay off this site
111. Posted by Trotter on April 3, 2006 08:52 PM
Oh, uh shit. Thanks #109 - I'm high on percocet and pot brownies, missed #25 reference. Thanks for the correction.
#25 - yeah. What she said.
112. Posted by krisdylee on April 3, 2006 09:04 PM
good call #42... who did remove that nasty pic???
113. Posted by gammanormids on April 3, 2006 09:20 PM
Mothers: do you know your daughters hero-worship a drugadict anorexic slut? Just because she has made few Disney movies, doesn't mean she's like a role model.
114. Posted by TheREALKennyG on April 3, 2006 09:21 PM
NEWSFLASH: WORD JUST GOT OUT THAT TOM CRUISE ATE SOUP RIGHT BEFORE THE COUCH JUMPING INCIDENT ON OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can we even care about Lindsey's ass when THIS IS COMING TO LIGHT?????!?!?!? I guess I care a little, but....SOUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
115. Posted by heifferzzz on April 3, 2006 09:31 PM
#25, she soooo purposely did it, just to gauge public opinion on, 'am i still hot?' but judging from the comments, she’s just FAT!!
conspiracy theory? I think not. Why else was the photo removed? She'll be flashing some more just as soon as she stops being FAT, then ya'll will want to hit that & no lawyers will be threatening the superficial & the photo will be up forever & ever because she’s hot & no fatty boomba. Oh Lindsay, you're such a tease!
116. Posted by Trotter on April 3, 2006 09:31 PM
Jezuz! Soup? What would happen if Hohan ate soup?
117. Posted by ivri on April 3, 2006 09:52 PM
shit, #92, how could you so perfectly and succinctly say what i have been thinking since lindsay lost her fine looks? (read: boobs). and #34, we dont just call LL a whore because it's fun to type that word. Okay, maybe a little. But she really probably didnt just date a celebrity because of "love" *ahem* she IS whoring herself to the public, and she dates people for publicity. so yeah, she actually is a publicity whore.
118. Posted by ivri on April 3, 2006 09:53 PM
shit, #92, how could you so perfectly and succinctly say what i have been thinking since lindsay lost her fine looks? (read: boobs). and #34, we dont just call LL a whore because it's fun to type that word. Okay, maybe a little. But she really probably didnt just date a celebrity because of "love" *ahem* she IS whoring herself to the public, and she dates people for publicity. so yeah, she actually is a publicity whore.
119. Posted by lawgrrl on April 3, 2006 10:10 PM
She runs like one of those dorky kids on the basketball team, ya know, the ones who only get to play the last minute of the game when their team is either up or down by at least 20 points. Somebody needs to nail her in the face with a basketball.
120. Posted by Miss Skyline on April 3, 2006 10:32 PM
How attractive, Lindsay. I'm sure now you'll get those "serious", "mature" and "sophisticated" roles that you want. (Read: really cheesy porno flick that old fat guys will masturbate to)
121. Posted by Mackie MacSpeed on April 3, 2006 10:35 PM
Jesus Christ, now what is Betty Rubble going to wear??? Give it back to her Lindz....Am I wrong or did Fartman have a better ass than her? She either gave every 12 year old boy in the audience who saw her ass flab instant wood and unbelievable cred in the cafeteria, or made them gay.
122. Posted by Trotter on April 3, 2006 10:49 PM
Hey #121 - wouldn't any 12 year old boy at a Lindsay Hohan event invariably be gay?
123. Posted by Doc on April 3, 2006 11:11 PM
horrendous... pics taken down already... can I get a link from anyone??? post it on imageshack... anonymous, and we can all still "enjoy"... or throw up... i'll let you know what i do when i see it.
124. Posted by Doc on April 3, 2006 11:15 PM
horrendous... pics taken down already... can I get a link from anyone??? post it on imageshack... anonymous, and we can all still "enjoy"... or throw up... i'll let you know what i do when i see it.
125. Posted by Trotter on April 3, 2006 11:25 PM
Her cooter in full view:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/
Try not to get vomit on your clothes.
126. Posted by Rylie on April 4, 2006 12:15 AM
Also here:
http://lohanbutt.ytmnsfw.com/
127. Posted by krisdylee on April 4, 2006 12:16 AM
aahh, no visible cooter, nuthin' to get my panties in an uproar about... what we need folks, is a real poochanna shot, full on labia and pubic hair.... don't care who, just someone fucking famous... oh, the fun we will have...
128. Posted by Trotter on April 4, 2006 01:19 AM
You think she has pubic hair there? Tattoos and piercings yes. Warts yes. Sores yes. But pubes? I can only dream...
129. Posted by Drunk Blogger on April 4, 2006 01:38 AM
I just don't get it. Why does she continue to get work in the entertainment industry. Come to think about it, why does she get to continue being a person?
130. Posted by PostmanR on April 4, 2006 02:11 AM
I thought La Lohan gained weight?
131. Posted by skarlet on April 4, 2006 04:00 AM
I feel sorry for Lindsay. She's stuck in the middle of her career staring at retirement dead in the face... she's either going to fade away or take the smart route and take more serious acting roles. I'd love to see her in a remake of Gia. She'd get to strip naked for the camera like she wants, yet would be able to challenge herself acting-wise. It'd be a dramatic role for her and she needs that. Anyone who can play twin girls as a child must have SOME acting ability. She has the face of a Good Girl. being trampy looks ridiculous from her and she needs to realize that. she could have class and still be the worlds sexiest woman. Angelina did it.
132. Posted by OhHowCynical on April 4, 2006 09:37 AM
It's flat and pale...
133. Posted by Niggerinnis on April 4, 2006 10:39 AM
I remember when I used to want her so, so, so bad, like in the days of Parent Trap...
But now, pooey.
134. Posted by MustangLaura on April 4, 2006 01:45 PM
Does She Have To Register As A Sex Offender Now ??
135. Posted by MustangLaura on April 4, 2006 01:46 PM
Does She Have To Register As A Sex Offender Now ??
136. Posted by MustangLaura on April 4, 2006 01:47 PM
Does She Have To register As A Sex Offender Now ... I Think She Should ! That Would Be Totally Awesome !
137. Posted by Miss Gulch on April 4, 2006 09:32 PM
#5 LOL!!
I've always said (with disgust), "What do they see in this girl?" I never planned on finding out this way...
138. Posted by mamacita on April 5, 2006 10:26 AM
@111
No problem. Just make sure you don't add any alcohol into the mix, or who knows what kind of crazy shit will happen.
139. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 5, 2006 12:36 PM
Trotter - that saying about redheads, I think the "fire" really only applies to the burning sensation in this instance.
140. Posted by misskitty on April 5, 2006 12:49 PM
Acully did anyone notice the red bracelet it is most likely not for kaballha or how ever you spell it it is i am pretty sure for PRO ANA they and I where a red string around the wrist to let others know.
pro Ana = anarexic
141. Posted by MustangLaura on April 5, 2006 01:51 PM
HEY EVERYONE SORRY ABOUT POST-A-PALUZZA ALA 134-136 SOMETHING BE IT MY COMP OR THE INTERNET FREAKED OUT ON ME AND I NEVER SAW THE POSTS UNTIL TODAY! THANX FOR PUTTIN UP WITH MY POSTS !!
142. Posted by MustangLaura on April 5, 2006 01:56 PM
I wonder how much money they spend on those red string braclets ... Im thinking somewhere along 20 bucks but im sure hollywood jacks the price to 3,000.
Christ I'm going to invent a religion that states you can eat smoke drink have un married sex and if you are married you can go outside the marriage do drugs cuss and all the other things that people do anyway .. get some copper plates and carve the 3 commandments in em say that god is man and woman and we are all connected to the earth .. get madonna on the train
143. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 5, 2006 04:13 PM
That religion already exists. It's called "Hippie".
144. Posted by MustangLaura on April 7, 2006 10:38 PM
Nah hippies fight the system and smoke alot of pot ... fighting is a buzz kill when your stoned ... this religion will give into the system ... trap them all into it and milk them for all their money because it free's them of guilt and makes me alot of money and i shall call it .... Hmm .. we need a new religion name .. someone shout something out !
145. Posted by InstantClassic on April 10, 2006 02:19 PM
Laura - I believe a religion that allows that kinda stuff would not be considered a religion...rock n'roll industry, perhaps. Anyway, that plan sounds good...I shout, 'La Revolution'!
146. Posted by immatureangel on April 28, 2006 05:12 PM
I really don't care what anyone says on here about me. I like Lindsay Lohan and I think she should have made a better choice for this awards show. Her wardrobe was not appropriate. I disagree however that she is a "coked-out whore." I am sure none of you have ever been in her shoes and neither have I but after what she put up with through her dad's actions and weight issues I think she is just another worldly 19 year old who really has had no good role models in her life. I am sure she did not say to herself on her way to this show "I think I will show all these young innocent minds my ass today". I am also sure if those children are at a show like this they are not as innocent as we may think they are. Quit blaming movie stars and other celebs for the way our youth are acting. Parents are to blame, that's it.
147. Posted by Lindsay007 on May 2, 2006 01:49 PM
ok i dunno but i think that she did have underwear on mean how silly do u have to be to like NOT wear underwear. if m wrong tell me!