Okay, her boobs are back, excellent. If her freckles and red hair return we're back in business. Nothing beats the original Lindsay.

damn, so hot! i'd hit until she forgot her name!

she has ugly, old lady, scarred and discolored cleavage! yuck!

Poor girl can't afford buttons for her shirt anymore. Which is surprising, I mean 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' did really well, right?

I used to think normal weight, red-haired Lindsay was SOOO much more attractive. Not as hot as Angelina Jolie (because that's my girl) but close. The new, cracked-out Lindsay Lohan is okay but this Witchy Poo look has got to fucking go.

Is it me or are her boobs levitating above her chest? Did know Linds was a magician.

She looked better au naturel, with real curves. Both her and her nemesis Hilary need to sit down and have a pizza-eating contest or something, because these girls are getting *way* too bony, and bony is scary.

Yikes. Combination of tanning and likely surgical enhancement yields frightening results, friends.

Red haired, freckled, all-naturally endowed Lindsay still owns my superficial (in the adjectival sense) heart. There's something about a sexy ginger girl. Forces of nature, they are.

what a waste of space. even though i am a non lesbian female, i can still agree with most that the original lindsay lohan was more attractive looking, however, her singing career (c'mon, rumors??) and choice of movies need to be more on the lines of non exsistent. she sucks.

Totally fake. Dude, you can see the seam of the implant hanging down at the bottom curve. Natural breasts do NOT have corners!!

Look closer, boys. Them's not as the Lord God made 'em.

And it stupfies me she obviously had them placed OUTSIDE her muscles. Any good porn star would tell you the sub-muscular ones are much better looking. She must have gone to Tara Reid's surgeon.

She is aging horribly...the boobs are not in good condition for her young age!

Nice sideboob.

-Peter Griffin

I think its safe to say that Lyndsay was at her hottest in the classic movie, "Parent Trap." When she was 12. I rent the movie regularly. I am 45 yrs old. The girl at the movie rental store always looks at me like I'm a creep.

Gross! What is wrong with her boobs? There is a big nasty indent at the bottom. Yuck. She better watch it or she will end up looking like jacko.

Real / fake, pale / dark , curved / angular . They all taste the same.

Ever felt a fake boob, Mr. Ploppy?

There's a VERY big difference. VERY, VERY, *VERY* big difference.

Okay, her boobs look a little weird, but at least she's looking a little bit more healthy, right?

Those cans are so busted, I fear that there's botulism inside.

I fear for the family of mice that live in the creepy flesh dugout underneath her left teat.

Edie the (all to rare) times I’ve had my mouth around fake or real ones everything tasted of tequila. So logically all breasts taste of tequila. . As for the feel, yep cheapo falsies are just nasty. Maybe they are actually Tara Reid's, girls lend each other all sorts of sh”t.

i seriously cannot figure out wtf that indentation is.

lindsey! stop being nasty!

oh my god i misspelled her name! may the celebrity gods strike me down at will.

LindsAy. Lindsay Lohan. go me.

Personally, I like the way she looks in black but that's just me.

She's ugly. I never understood why people think she's hot. To each their own I guess. She looks ok in makeup, but the thought of her in the morning is scary.

She is scary in the morning. :o

obvious titjob. look at them...they LOOK artificial. disgusting. one of these days women will wake up and realize that most men dont mind a few extra pounds on a chick. what they DO mind is bones protruding through the skin of women who look more like 12 year old boys. aside from michael jackson, not many men like that look. but you know who DOES love the look? gay designers. They actually like women who look like 12 year old boys (see the new ads for "boy cut jeans" from old navy? jesus fucking christ. anyway...lindsey, start eating some bacon, cheese, and lard sandwiches. it will add some much needed weight to your skank ass, and hopefully assist you with being snuffed out from a coke-elicited heart attack...cunt.

haha nice sideboob. Nice.

How is that the smartest celeb site on the interweb doesn't seem to know that Lohan's had fake boobs ever since she became famous?

She had enormous plasticine melons pre-coke binge, and either had them removed during the coke binge or lost every ounce of surrounding fat and tissue. Unless, of course, anyone back then believed natural girls could have boobs that are perfectly spherical up around their clavicles. Oh yeah...and nipples that stare straight out like headlights.

yeah she got the fake tits when she was 17.

looks like she has cheek implants as well. yucky.

Kooky stuff, still, say what you want about Lindsay, but even when she was her emancipated crack addicted skeletal best, she STILL looked much better than rival Hilary Duff.

Whats with Hilary's horse teeth? and the tiny boobs even though she's a size 47? and even after losing all that weight which showed off her jawline and obvious male history, she still looks like Jennifer Lopez on cortizone. Don't even get me started on her "sister". And I use that term very loosly. Because she's a he.

I hit it, back in 99.

well,i can tell by youe comments that you date hotter girls than hillary(or maybe not)but if i was a man i would love skinny cocaine girls with implants!i mean what's yhe problem???i like skin,i like implants...sooooo???

Those boobs are faker than Tom and Katie. It'll be the first in a series of life-long surgeries aimed at making her unrecognizable--like Joan Rivers. If Joan's face skin gets any tighter, her ears will be touching at the back of her head. She already can't close the corners of her mouth. (Does she REALIZE she looks like a deerskin stretched taunt over a tomtom?) Maybe these stars are really just in the wItness protection program. Lindsay got implants. It's too bad for her that it doesn't make her look any less like an over-freckled red-headed step-child. Maybe her next cosmetic goal will be the laser removal of every one of those large amorphous red freckles all over her body. That should take a decade or so to accomplish.

i soooo totally agree with HollyJ...

I'm just glad her hair's no longer blonde--it's a step in the right direction.

Posted by kayzer sozegirl on November 19, 2005 12:42 AM

"well,i can tell by youe comments that you date hotter girls than hillary(or maybe not"

I am a straight female, but thank you for the concern. As a straight female, I do have a strange attraction to Hilary and her sister. Maybe it's the fact they are such lovely people. Or that they have testicles.

"but if i was a man i would love skinny cocaine girls with implants!i mean what's yhe problem???i like skin,i like implants...sooooo???"

I wouldn't happen to be speaking to Donatella Versace would I?

33. Posted by HollyJ on November 19, 2005 11:20 AM

"Maybe her next cosmetic goal will be the laser removal of every one of those large amorphous red freckles all over her body. That should take a decade or so to accomplish."

I read somewhere apparently she has been interested in various "creams" and skin bleaching techniques. I'm sure she'll be the next on the vitiligo bandwagon, ala whacko jacko. "My skin just went white that rapidly naturally, stop being ignorant".

This headline was taken from a local paper:

LOCAL: A giant cave was recently discovered under Lindsay Lohan's left breast. It was discovered when Lindsay, just back from getting high on cocaine with Kate Moss, stumbled into a man. He was sucked into the gigantic hole under her breast.

Jason Riddly barely managed to survive those three days in the cave under Lindsay's left breast. He was quoted as saying, "I'd rather be as fake as Ashley Simpson's Singing career," though we are not quite sure what that has to do with barely surviving surviving in the cave under Lindsay Lohan's left breast. He was probably high from the cocaine in her bloodstream.

Jason survived by poking a hole in the cave ceiling, and sucking the plastic from her implant in her boob. It was a hard three days, but Jason's luck came during one of Lindsay's routine binging trips. She was in the bathroom throwing up, when he was gathered up in a current and thrown from her mouth.

Later, when asked for comments, he said, "It was Hell. Hell."

She's skanky and it seems like she would smell kinda funky but covers it up with perfume, but still, there is something strangley HOT about her.... mmmmm

she was SO hot in the mean girls days. what happened?! oh wait, it was hollywood.

ps: ebayfan, there is no plastic in implants.

Im a guy and looking at those pictures she is TOTALLY hot!

OK so her tan IS a bit wierd and I cant for the life of me figure out what that crevice is under her right boob, but she is still very very hot!

She's not even close to being hot. She has more freckles than stars in the universe.

I think she looks hot! I don't care if they're fake. Star wars was fake and I loved that movie!

Sure, I wish she looked like she did in Mean Girls but I would still RUIN THAT if she gave me the chance.

I think she looks hot! I don't care if they're fake. Star wars was fake and I loved that movie!

Sure, I wish she looked like she did in Mean Girls but I would still RUIN THAT if she gave me the chance.

I think the black hair looks good.

Jesus fuckin' Christ, her cheeks are bulging. Then, as your eyes scan down, you notice those awful, painfully obvious breast implants.
At least her hair looks nice.

awfulplasticsurgery.com has a picture of Lindsay before & after, but what scares me is her armpit, which looks like some other body part entirely.