That picture ought to be on the cover of the Enquirer with the headline:

"Beautiful Super Model Gives Birth to Ugly Troll Baby"

I know she's proud of giving birth to her "baby", but she definitely shouldn't of been on the cover with a baby that looked like that thing.

The worst part is she's so hot that the "baby" (prune) looks even uglier by comparison. Way to boost your kid's self esteem from an early age, Heidi.

I bet she's feeding that kid with a shovel in his basement cell

WOW! Obviously, the baby did not get her looks.

that thing looks like it was shit out.

This proves not every child is a miracle.

I hope it gets better to look at when it gains some baby fat.

Anyone agree that this thing looks like a miniature version of Usher?

Superficial, this is the funniest story you have posted in the six months that I have been reading. I am STILL laughing about it!

You people obviously haven't been around infants. In their very first weeks, many babies look very tiny and ancient. Most American celebrities won't let cameras shoot their babies at this age because they are so obsessed with appearances. I also think the comments are a bit racist because this is a black/biracial child. Black children are usually very beautiful, but they take several weeks to get darker and plumper. Many black babies look white and wrinkled when they are first born, and then become very attractive. In any case, this is an infant. Stop being so nasty and give the baby a break.

You people are extremely shallow to be putting down an innocent little baby! Is it really necessary to pick on defenseless people? I bet you all enjoy picking on little old ladies and mentally challenged people too huh? That's just sad. Didn't your mother ever tell you that calling babies ugly will result in your own child being born ugly as hell! lol good luck to you all because karma is a b!tch!

All babies are scrunched up and funny looking when they are that young. The baby will be adorable when it grows into itself!!

I'd say 99% of all babies are ugly when they are born. This baby though is amazingly ugly though. It's almost amazing she loves him. He does look like a little usher! LOL! Thankfully I already had my kids and they are cute as hell so I can talk all the shit I want on the little troll baby!

Besides being extremely witty and not remotely racist, I'm sure the people who made comments 1-9 must all be gorgeous creatures.

After all, only intelligent, successful and beautiful people would actively gain pleasure from laughing at a baby they thought was ugly, right?

You racist, ugly cunts make me want to vomit all over you. (That includes the author of the article.) There is NOTHING wrong with how the baby looks. He had JUST BEEN BORN!! EVERY LAST BABY IN THE WORLD LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT MINUTES AFTER IT'S BORN. ALL BABIES, EVEN YOU PEOPLE. When your mothers oozed you out of their collective twats all of you hateful people more than likely looked like inverted maggots. I bet you're also hypocrites who tell others not to pick on children of celebrities because they're "innocent" and can't help who their parents are. Yet you pick on babies who are the most innocent human beings in the world. This is beyond disgusting.

Are you ignorant or just jealous? I stumbled on this site trying to locate a picture of Heidi's baby, and I am saddened to read the article and comments. My only reproof is this: All children are sons and daughters of our Heavenly Father, and should be treated and respected accordingly.

I've had 2 children myself and when they are first born they look like that- After a couple of weeks they start looking like a baby, get their cute plumpness and everything- But everybody looks kinda weird when they're first born, her baby will be cute once it's out of the infant stage:) Course, I think all babies are precious:)

Well you how they say "a face only a mother could love". Well I think it works here. I too have bi-racial (hispanic/caucasion) children my oldest and youngest were sooo ugly I asked to send them back LOL. The nurses asked if my husband (whitey) was the father. I find it comforting to know such a pretty girl had a baby that looked like mine, I was starting to think I was the only one with a ugly baby :-)
Kuddos for Heidi showing off her ugly baby

I hope she has at least one more baby with the world's ugliest Negro. That way there will be confirmation that the first one was not an aberration.

I'm certain that she has intentionally not gone public with the baby, because she thinks he will get over his super ugly looks as he grows older. Of course with that logic the public will never see the child-young boy-young man-etc... Because he's always going to be one ugly SOB. Notice how there have

This will be a good lesson for all women who are delusional and think that having a baby with a Negro will produce a beautiful baby. LOL, LOL, LOL

What morons... She is certain to be a proud democrat...

That's damn shame that some of you one tracked-mind adults talking about that baby like that. Most you who had negative comments are white people who has white babies or no babies @ all. Your comments was very racist. You all wouldnt be saying that if Heidi Klum was married to a white man, ya'll will holla, "Aww, that baby is so beautiful"! If you ever look outside of your kind and find that people who have mulit- and bi- racial children ARE the most beautiful children in the world. I dont think you want me to hit ya up on some famous celebrites with mixed children.

Well, I have to agree with the majority, the baby is "cute", is innocent etc., etc.,and more than anything the poor thing is butt ugly. It's gonna take a full large size can of lard to plump him up and expect a miracle.

Enough with the complaints! This site is satirical and has chosen this ugly baby as it's subject. Sure, all babies are shrivelled and ugly when they are born, but this one is extra ugly.

And as for #20 who claims this is racial, who said anything negative about it being black? That has nothing to do with it. If something is ugly, it's ugly no matter where it came from. You are pretty dumb to assume that we would all love the baby if it were white. I'm not even all white, so shows how ignorant you are. Now you can't speak the truth because it looks racist. No black baby can be ugly now, according to you. If we say that, we are racist. If you acknowledged people as people and not 'black' or 'white' you'd realise it's not racist to say a harmless truth. The baby is ugly.

Lastly, for everyone who thinks it is so mean to make fun of an innocent baby: it's a fucking BABY! It can't read. It doesn't know that we think it's ugly and I daresay this post will we well buried by the time it can. I'm sure it could grow up to be a gorgeous b-racial child, but right now, it's fugly and doesn't know we think so.

YODA!!!

Some of the statements on here have been racial in nature. So for anyone, whether they are all white, a little white, or whatever, to dismiss that is just another example of how little people know about what can be offensive to other races. And it's those people who make inappropriate jokes or comments around people of different races. This baby is no uglier than Brad and Angelina's little Yoda look-a-like (have you seen those ears?). At any rate, for the person who said that Seal is the "World's Ugliest Negro," although I question if Negro was that person's first choice in words, don't hate the brother because he was able to land such a hot piece of white tail that some socially retarded individual like yourself could never hope to get. All babies are ugly at that age. I've never seen a cute one right out of the womb. And what nature doesn't fix for Brangelina and Seal's new baby, their parents are certainly rich enough to afford the best plastic surgeons.

Maybe it's a supermodel thing.
Christie Brinkley + Billy Joel = a daughter that ended up looking like him.

Besides, that newborns are ugly thing is pure crap. Some people are ugly, some are not. Not all newborns are created equal.

What I have read in this article and the comments, are one of the cruelest, most horrible things I have ever heard.This shows how stupid, ignorant, superficial, empty and sad american people have become.Not all.talking like this about A BABY.yes its true, there are racist comments, but thats not even the point.people have called the baby as "a thing" troll, etc.even saying how can the mom love him?If u are this cruel with an inocent baby then I cant imagine how cruel you can be with all the people around you.to the mom who said her babies were all cute so she can call this baby a troll, should be more carefully with her words...u never know what can happen to your kids.and to you all people, words have its weight, dont complain when something really horrible happen to you and no one will have mercy with you

babies are for eating.

you people are soo mean its a baby most of the babies are born like that so i can't call that baby ugly

I hope these comments will be gone by the time the baby learns how to read. These comments are so cruel and stupid. Don't you people know that NEVER judge people by their looks? and you people are making fun of a little baby that was just born! You might not know how ugly you were when you were first born because your parents were not celebrities like Heidi. But your parents still loved you and cherished you. Please be mature enough to respect people,even he/she is a little baby.