Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster just ended his 34-year career with three strokes of a $20 bill. Apparently he has a thing for a Las Vegas "model" named Kijuana Nige, whom he sent the following video. Nige, who clearly doesn't give a fuck about this guy, sold the video to tabloids for a quick buck. This is why you don't fall for strippers, guys! In the video we see the 50-something-year-old...

Last time we checked in with Chrissy Teigen she said she was taking a break from the booze because she was apparently embarrassing herself and John Legend at awards parties. I don't know if she's actually laid off the sauce or if she's just scaling it back from DEFCON 1 to an occasional chardonnay, but — whatever her booze intake may be — at least one thing remains the same... her breasts have...

Usually when I mention something about the Duggars on here it's because one of three things happened: one of them said something stupid, someone made another baby thing, or Josh Duggar got a new Ashley Madison profile picture. On the skillet today is Derick Dillard, a Duggarfucker who petitions lawmakers to make vaginas illegal if they don't let Jesus in. He also thinks the gays are just looking for...

I reluctantly love Halloween. I also reluctantly love to party my dick off every Halloween. The reason for my reluctance comes from the fact that I don't usually have a costume until the day hours before it's time to start drinking like a pirate in front of children. I do this because, despite my titty-blogging facade, I'm actually an adult who doesn't have time to give a shit about impressing anyone...

Remember when Hugh Hefner dated those twin sisters? By "dated" I mean puppeted them around to events to give the illusion that he was getting incestuous sex from twins to fulfill some Bud Lite commercial fantasy, of course. Well one of them, Karissa Shannon, is claiming that a sex tape she made has been leaked to Vivid merely a week after Hugh's passing. Coincidence? TOTALLY! Vivid has been known to...

The truth has reared its bald head... Tyrese Gibson has officially gone public with his distain for Fast and Furious co-star/show stealer Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Tyrese has been with the franchise since 2003's 2 Fast 2 Furious  (said in Ludacris' voice, obviously) and feels that The Rock has deebo'd the franchise... which is true. That's why The Rock has about twenty bazillion-dollar-budget movies...

**I chose this picture of Bill O'Reilly mansplaining something idiotic to a woman worth $3.1 billion for a reason** When he's not sexually harassing female coworkers, strangers, and (probably) his buddies' daughters, Bill O'Reilly is spouting his fuckboy diatribes on logical thinking via his blog. That's right, since being fired from FOX for being a pervy asshole, O-Town has been pushing his racist,...

Lamar Odom has had a troubled history with women. After being married to Khloe Kardashian, the former NBA star literally banged his way to the brink of death before finally getting help. Now that he knows he's addicted to strange poonanny and doesn't have Kardashian kash to pay for his drug habits, he's certainly had to make some cutbacks in the lady department. Here we have Odom with a "possible"...