Zoe Saldana’s nipples and other news

- Joaquin Phoenix is done pretending he’s a homeless rapper. [dlisted]

- Tiger Woods rehab photo ruined his publicist’s plan to release a “happy family photo” so Tiger can return to hitting golf balls for billions of dollars. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson’s launching a line of jeans to make “a girl’s booty look good.” So in her case, a pair would come with a cloaking device. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa as a lowly intern in 2005. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Olivia Munn and Chris Pine were reminded by Paramount they signed an agreement. [Just Jared]

- Mischa Barton owes $21,000 in unpaid rent and there’s no way she’ll earn that kind of money again. Just no way. [Celebslam]

- Amy Winehouse’s ex Blake Fielder-Civil met an Amy Winehouse-look-alike tranny online and banged it repeatedly. Romance isn’t dead, kids. [The Blemish]

- Bristol Palin wants Levi Johnston’s penis money. [Betty Confidential]

- Alex Rodriguez: “Which one was Kate?” [Socialite Life]

- Jon Gosselin makes his way to the douchebag mecca. (Not an Ed Hardy store this time.) [Splash News]

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