Zoe Saldana’s nipples and other news

January 22nd, 2010 // 42 Comments

- Joaquin Phoenix is done pretending he’s a homeless rapper. [dlisted]

- Tiger Woods rehab photo ruined his publicist’s plan to release a “happy family photo” so Tiger can return to hitting golf balls for billions of dollars. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson’s launching a line of jeans to make “a girl’s booty look good.” So in her case, a pair would come with a cloaking device. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa as a lowly intern in 2005. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Olivia Munn and Chris Pine were reminded by Paramount they signed an agreement. [Just Jared]

- Mischa Barton owes $21,000 in unpaid rent and there’s no way she’ll earn that kind of money again. Just no way. [Celebslam]

- Amy Winehouse’s ex Blake Fielder-Civil met an Amy Winehouse-look-alike tranny online and banged it repeatedly. Romance isn’t dead, kids. [The Blemish]

- Bristol Palin wants Levi Johnston’s penis money. [Betty Confidential]

- Alex Rodriguez: “Which one was Kate?” [Socialite Life]

- Jon Gosselin makes his way to the douchebag mecca. (Not an Ed Hardy store this time.) [Splash News]

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  1. Que

    Que nice and newsy.

  2. jlylec

    scrawny…sexier 10′ tall and blue

  3. Vinnie the Chin.

    Lovely nips.

  4. HackSaw


  5. Wacker

    Hope they grow up into something bigger. NO wack for her !!!

  6. silveryblu

    I think we already saw them several times during Avatar. Thanks though.

  7. Erica

    She’s very hot.

  8. Gorilla Jim

    She’s just too skinny, that’s all. Lovely otherwise.

  9. Doc Schweinstrudel

    OMG Superficial~ you made my day!!!!

  10. Hot Joaquin Phoenix doing a sucide prevention ad with Miley Whorus
    Could you imagine:

    Hi, like this is suicide prevention my name is Miley Cyrus. How are you today?

    OMG! That’s the forth one tonight!

  11. sin

    who the hell is she?

  12. Harrison

    That Lady GaGa link is totally and out-rightly offensive against Jewish people and gay people. That link has been around for a long time, please change the URL!!

  13. Charlie Wong

    God is it even possible, that she has tits. I mean that is about as flat as they get. I have always thought that she had a cute face but her chest is about as flat as it gets damn girl get a boob job now that you actually have a career.

  14. king3r

    And a thong, too!

  15. Colin

    Oh look, Joaquin decided to stop looking like a hobo. Take notes, Brad Pitt.

  16. I have no clue who this is but there’s nipples so I clicked on it…!

  17. Great business plan, superficial writers!!!

    You know want sponsors love, Superficial writers?

    A site that continually links to a site that feature bitter racist rants about Mexicans, other religions, etc.!

    Keep linking to Drunken Stepfather, kids!

    Smart move!

  18. WAT


    Oh please, lol. Look at Kate Hudson ffs.

  19. zuzuspetals

    I see Sarah Palin is teaching Bristol how to be a fucking scumbag- just like her mommy.

  20. Brooke

    Drunken Stepfather is such a piece of shit site. Anytime I go to his site from this site I’m taken through a load of bullshit that’s not funny…

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  22. dita love

    want 10+ lbs and and natural hair. I’d be all over that.

    also hate drunken stepfather unless you make a funny prelude.

  23. Jessica

    Umm, so I love the Superficial, and think it’s funny. I also like checking out the links to other websites. But Drunken Stepfather manages to be offensive without being even a little bit funny. Are you contractually obligated to link to it? I was thinking the guy might fade into oblivion, and you linking it isn’t really helping that cause. What a waste of space

  24. The Wayno Show

    Love her…GORGEOUS!

  25. jizzlobber

    don’t see the big deal about this jigaboo

  26. Heather

    YAY Jaoquin!
    And all is right with the world again.
    If only Miley Cryus could fall off a cliff.

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  28. Jessie

    Hey, I met a man who are 6’3″ now on a dating service
    – T a l l h u b . c o m –. He wants to see me and even have fun with me, but i am only 5’6″. I don’t know whether I should go to see him though I love tall guys. He said to me that all girls on that site are seeking fun with tall guys…

  29. Zoe Saldana is just a bit too skinny for my liking, she’s however a good actress…

  30. Zoe Saldana in cut sex scene from Avatar

    She’s got poor boobs.

  31. Danielle

    I agree with the others… why do you link to Drunken Stepfather, the site is *yawn* only thing it has is pics, the text might as well be in a foreign language, I actually would like it better that way…



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  34. Jimmy

    I want natural hair on Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba we can’t always get what we want.

  35. Jimmy

    Oh yeah, and 10 more pounds on them, too.


  37. Megan Fox and Jessica Alba we can’t always get what we want.

  38. TNG

    Hollywood is f*@ked-up. Zoe is butt-ugly like that main character from Sex-in-the-city. UGLyeee. It takes a lot of work and make-up to make these average ugly women look somewhat acceptable as being attractive. Whatever happened to women like Susan Surandon, Sharon Stone and others. Jessica Alba is beautiful and potentially in the league of beautiful at any age. Actually Susan has become more and more attractive with age (not intelligence though).

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