- Joaquin Phoenix is done pretending he’s a homeless rapper. [dlisted]
- Tiger Woods rehab photo ruined his publicist’s plan to release a “happy family photo” so Tiger can return to hitting golf balls for billions of dollars. [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson’s launching a line of jeans to make “a girl’s booty look good.” So in her case, a pair would come with a cloaking device. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady GaGa as a lowly intern in 2005. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Olivia Munn and Chris Pine were reminded by Paramount they signed an agreement. [Just Jared]
- Mischa Barton owes $21,000 in unpaid rent and there’s no way she’ll earn that kind of money again. Just no way. [Celebslam]
- Amy Winehouse’s ex Blake Fielder-Civil met an Amy Winehouse-look-alike tranny online and banged it repeatedly. Romance isn’t dead, kids. [The Blemish]
- Bristol Palin wants Levi Johnston’s penis money. [Betty Confidential]
- Alex Rodriguez: “Which one was Kate?” [Socialite Life]
- Jon Gosselin makes his way to the douchebag mecca. (Not an Ed Hardy store this time.) [Splash News]
Que | January 22, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Que nice and newsy.
jlylec | January 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
scrawny…sexier 10′ tall and blue
Vinnie the Chin. | January 22, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Lovely nips.
HackSaw | January 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Yummy
Wacker | January 22, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Hope they grow up into something bigger. NO wack for her !!!
silveryblu | January 22, 2010 at 3:31 pm
I think we already saw them several times during Avatar. Thanks though.
Erica | January 22, 2010 at 3:32 pm
She’s very hot.
Gorilla Jim | January 22, 2010 at 3:40 pm
She’s just too skinny, that’s all. Lovely otherwise.
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
OMG Superficial~ you made my day!!!!
Spaghetticat | January 22, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Hot Joaquin Phoenix doing a sucide prevention ad with Miley Whorus
Could you imagine:
Hi, like this is suicide prevention my name is Miley Cyrus. How are you today?
OMG! That’s the forth one tonight!
sin | January 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm
who the hell is she?
Harrison | January 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm
That Lady GaGa link is totally and out-rightly offensive against Jewish people and gay people. That link has been around for a long time, please change the URL!!
Charlie Wong | January 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
God is it even possible, that she has tits. I mean that is about as flat as they get. I have always thought that she had a cute face but her chest is about as flat as it gets damn girl get a boob job now that you actually have a career.
The Inquisition | August 18, 2010 at 5:43 pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHA you are clearly a chode!
king3r | January 22, 2010 at 4:14 pm
And a thong, too!
Colin | January 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Oh look, Joaquin decided to stop looking like a hobo. Take notes, Brad Pitt.
HAYY ZUESS | January 22, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I have no clue who this is but there’s nipples so I clicked on it…!
Great business plan, superficial writers!!! | January 22, 2010 at 5:28 pm
You know want sponsors love, Superficial writers?
A site that continually links to a site that feature bitter racist rants about Mexicans, other religions, etc.!
Keep linking to Drunken Stepfather, kids!
Smart move!
WAT | January 22, 2010 at 10:39 pm
@13,
Oh please, lol. Look at Kate Hudson ffs.
zuzuspetals | January 22, 2010 at 11:55 pm
I see Sarah Palin is teaching Bristol how to be a fucking scumbag- just like her mommy.
Brooke | January 23, 2010 at 12:04 am
Drunken Stepfather is such a piece of shit site. Anytime I go to his site from this site I’m taken through a load of bullshit that’s not funny…
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Live Girls Cams | January 23, 2010 at 3:11 am
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dita love | January 23, 2010 at 3:47 am
want 10+ lbs and and natural hair. I’d be all over that.
also hate drunken stepfather unless you make a funny prelude.
Jessica | January 23, 2010 at 11:07 am
Umm, so I love the Superficial, and think it’s funny. I also like checking out the links to other websites. But Drunken Stepfather manages to be offensive without being even a little bit funny. Are you contractually obligated to link to it? I was thinking the guy might fade into oblivion, and you linking it isn’t really helping that cause. What a waste of space
The Wayno Show | January 23, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Love her…GORGEOUS!
jizzlobber | January 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm
don’t see the big deal about this jigaboo
TV Shows Online | January 23, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Nice
Heather | January 23, 2010 at 9:37 pm
YAY Jaoquin!
And all is right with the world again.
If only Miley Cryus could fall off a cliff.
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Jessie | January 24, 2010 at 7:40 am
Hey, I met a man who are 6’3″ now on a dating service
– T a l l h u b . c o m –. He wants to see me and even have fun with me, but i am only 5’6″. I don’t know whether I should go to see him though I love tall guys. He said to me that all girls on that site are seeking fun with tall guys…
buy r4i software | January 24, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Zoe Saldana is just a bit too skinny for my liking, she’s however a good actress…
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Howard | January 25, 2010 at 5:11 am
Zoe Saldana in cut sex scene from Avatar
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Zoe_Saldana_sex_scene
She’s got poor boobs.
Danielle | January 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I agree with the others… why do you link to Drunken Stepfather, the site is *yawn* only thing it has is pics, the text might as well be in a foreign language, I actually would like it better that way…
SUNSHINE | January 28, 2010 at 12:33 am
TOLD YA BLACK WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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Jimmy | April 15, 2010 at 9:52 am
I want natural hair on Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba we can’t always get what we want.
Jimmy | April 15, 2010 at 9:54 am
Oh yeah, and 10 more pounds on them, too.
labatterie | May 13, 2010 at 3:35 am
TOLD YA BLACK WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Rolex watches | May 14, 2010 at 5:48 am
Megan Fox and Jessica Alba we can’t always get what we want.
TNG | October 31, 2010 at 12:31 am
Hollywood is f*@ked-up. Zoe is butt-ugly like that main character from Sex-in-the-city. UGLyeee. It takes a lot of work and make-up to make these average ugly women look somewhat acceptable as being attractive. Whatever happened to women like Susan Surandon, Sharon Stone and others. Jessica Alba is beautiful and potentially in the league of beautiful at any age. Actually Susan has become more and more attractive with age (not intelligence though).