Zoe Saldana in a bikini thinks you’re a pansy

November 24th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Actress Zoe Saldana (Star Trek) poses for DETAILS.com and talks about her penchant for starring in action flicks like the upcoming Avatar:

“I’m such a physical person, action-film work came natural,” Saldana says. “Even at 5 years old, I was watching Sarah Connor. If you fucking switched the channel to The Last Unicorn, I would’ve been like, ‘Ah, Jesus–just find your way home, you fucking unicorn!’”

Ways to Bang Zoe Saldana

- Write a blog.
- Wear a unicorn around waist using penis as a horn.
{{{ – Hot-glue circuits to testicles, claim to be The Terminator. }}}

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Comments (73)

  1. kingofbeer | November 24, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Would hit it!

    Reply
  2. Hanson Danson | November 24, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Now that’s a woman!

    Reply
  3. John Connor | November 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    What “action”. She didn’t do anything physical in either Star Trek or Pirates. But, she’s hot as fuck so I guess I’ll give her a break.

    Reply
  4. FDSY | November 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    so what I’m hearing is to impress he than do her… i have to… fight her?

    will do.

    Reply
  5. Hater | November 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    She looks good for a black chick.

    Reply
  6. Moi | November 24, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    She’s latina.

    Reply
  7. Drew | November 24, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Hot as fuck? Hardly.

    I mean, she’s not ugly, but if I was going to fantasize about banging some celebrity, there’s far better than this broad.

    Reply
  8. Pico Mornay | November 24, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    No man is a real man, until they taste the black pussy…

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  9. Pico Morny | November 24, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    No men is a real men, until they taste the black pussy…

    Reply
  10. Sport | November 24, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    not bad until i saw the cliche tatt above the panty line. Weak sauce.

    Reply
  11. tp | November 24, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    She could do with a good feed. May a pie or 10

    Reply
  12. TheJoker | November 24, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    I love her. Dominican women like her give me a woody.

    Reply
  13. See Alice | November 24, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    I find her odd looking .

    Reply
  14. JohnnyBGood | November 24, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    She looks o.k. I bet she would be really good in bed. I like the way she talks.

    Reply
  15. Tom K | November 24, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    She’s cute, she gives off that black valley girl vibe, like that chick from Clueless Stacy Dash, but Stacy Dash is 10X better!

    The fact that shes Dominican and Puerto Rican and from New York and actually classy blows my mind.

    Reply
  16. keyboard | November 24, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    She’s beautiful but personally I think she’s to thin. She is very long and lean so I am not saying she is starving herself, but for me just too thin.

    Reply
  17. bary | November 25, 2009 at 1:46 am

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  18. bary | November 25, 2009 at 1:46 am

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.

    young girls want to have fun with 40+ man and young guys want to have fun with 40+ women.

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  19. Donk Donkerson | November 25, 2009 at 6:29 am

    She’s like a hotter version of Thandie Newton.

    Reply
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    i like this black girl

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  23. Anon | November 25, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Gotta love it when chicks talk tough in an interview.

    Say whatever you need to to calm the soul but you still need to stick your tits and ass out for the money.

    Reply
  24. Eun You Tao Fuk Wang | November 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    way too skinny, need thanksgiving dinner, that will do…me love the USA

    ~Eun You Tao Fuk Wang

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  25. paydayone | November 25, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    She’s cute.

    Reply
  26. Pet Society Help | November 25, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Am I the only person that finds her so attractive?

    Reply
  27. bob | November 26, 2009 at 3:58 am

    poop!!

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  28. bob | November 26, 2009 at 3:59 am

    poop I say!!!

    Reply
  29. Erin | November 26, 2009 at 10:27 am

    I wouldn’t ask her to leave………ever

    Reply
  30. RH | November 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    All the negative comments are crazy stupid…..she is one of the finest, sexiest, and talented young ladies that are hitting the big screen today. She has everything that makes me feel good to be alive. I am even looking forward to seeing her blue alien image in Avatar.

    Reply
  31. bxjam85 | November 26, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    She’s a Latina of African descent you tards.

    Reply
  32. black latina | November 26, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    SOME latinas ARE black and/or mixed with black @ no. 6: weird. acting like ‘latina’ cancels out ‘black’. how ’bout zoe’s latina AND black AND hot as hell!

    Reply
  33. Thaddeus | November 26, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    too thin? I’m actually glad we have a black girl who doesn’t feature the usual lardass or pine-sized thighs, thank god

    Reply
  34. gigi | November 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    omg, why is it every time a pic like this is posted on these bloody things there’s always a weird & mal-educated race/ethnicity discussion?! f* a duck…… and who said she’s beautiful? she’s actually quite average but has an awesome body & great hair that actually grew out of her own head…

    Reply
  35. TeenyB | November 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    I like her photos where she is wearing white bikini.

    Reply
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  37. geocoins | November 27, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    woahh! sexy!!!!1

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  38. geocoins | November 27, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    i like the photos!!!

    Oh my they are sexy!!!!!

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    without bikini please…

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  41. kat | November 28, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    she’s “ok”. the profanity during the interview wasn’t necessary and it actually diminishes her appeal for me and I’m a female. I just think females do that to target a “male” audience but honestly “classy” is way better than “trashy.” I’ve never been a huge fan of her’s. I think she sometimes goes way over the top in movies. Her body? Now I’m a caramel chick and have small curves, 120lbs, 5’4 1/2 and she’s shaped like a 12 year old. Last year this was the “look” I have to agree, but now, meat is so much better, men love meat, they crave meat, they yearn for meat. Not Kim Kardashian does jelly donuts meat but I mean ” I eat 3 times a day and a few snacks and don’t fantasize about my weight meat”. What happened to that? That’s what I love to see. I’ve gained 5 lbs and you know what, it’s nice to see my boobs jiggle and a little hip and a little butt on me, instead of looking like skeletor or like I got stuck in a time warp at age 9.

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  48. Combs | November 29, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    Since when is she an action chick? She’s a bean pole doing “action” in a CGI flick. Whatever, lol. Now her Avatar costar Michelle Rodriguez, THAT is a chick who’s hardcore and hot.

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  49. THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 1, 2009 at 2:30 am

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    PEOPLE SHE IS CLEARYLY UNDERWEIGHT!!!!!

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHITE PEOPLE, THERE ARE MANY BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN OUT THERE BUT YOU ALWAYS PICK THE ONES WITH NO ASS, NO BOOBS, AND IF THEY HAVE BOOBS THEY ARE FAKE.

    SHE IS AVERAGE…. NOTHING SPECIAL. SHE IS NOT SHAPED LIKE A WOMAN!!!

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  50. THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 1, 2009 at 2:42 am

    SHE IS ANOREXIC!

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