Zoe Saldana in a bikini thinks you’re a pansy

November 24th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Actress Zoe Saldana (Star Trek) poses for DETAILS.com and talks about her penchant for starring in action flicks like the upcoming Avatar:

“I’m such a physical person, action-film work came natural,” Saldana says. “Even at 5 years old, I was watching Sarah Connor. If you fucking switched the channel to The Last Unicorn, I would’ve been like, ‘Ah, Jesus–just find your way home, you fucking unicorn!’”

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- Write a blog.
- Wear a unicorn around waist using penis as a horn.
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Photos: Doug Inglish for DETAILS
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  1. kingofbeer

    Would hit it!

  2. Hanson Danson

    Now that’s a woman!

  3. John Connor

    What “action”. She didn’t do anything physical in either Star Trek or Pirates. But, she’s hot as fuck so I guess I’ll give her a break.

  4. FDSY

    so what I’m hearing is to impress he than do her… i have to… fight her?

    will do.

  5. Hater

    She looks good for a black chick.

  6. Moi

    She’s latina.

  7. Drew

    Hot as fuck? Hardly.

    I mean, she’s not ugly, but if I was going to fantasize about banging some celebrity, there’s far better than this broad.

  8. Pico Mornay

    No man is a real man, until they taste the black pussy…

  9. Pico Morny

    No men is a real men, until they taste the black pussy…

  10. Sport

    not bad until i saw the cliche tatt above the panty line. Weak sauce.

  11. tp

    She could do with a good feed. May a pie or 10

  12. I love her. Dominican women like her give me a woody.

  13. See Alice

    I find her odd looking .

  14. JohnnyBGood

    She looks o.k. I bet she would be really good in bed. I like the way she talks.

  15. Tom K

    She’s cute, she gives off that black valley girl vibe, like that chick from Clueless Stacy Dash, but Stacy Dash is 10X better!

    The fact that shes Dominican and Puerto Rican and from New York and actually classy blows my mind.

  16. She’s beautiful but personally I think she’s to thin. She is very long and lean so I am not saying she is starving herself, but for me just too thin.

  17. bary

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  18. bary

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.

    young girls want to have fun with 40+ man and young guys want to have fun with 40+ women.

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  19. Donk Donkerson

    She’s like a hotter version of Thandie Newton.

  20. i like this black girl

  21. Anon

    Gotta love it when chicks talk tough in an interview.

    Say whatever you need to to calm the soul but you still need to stick your tits and ass out for the money.

  22. Eun You Tao Fuk Wang

    way too skinny, need thanksgiving dinner, that will do…me love the USA

    ~Eun You Tao Fuk Wang

  23. Am I the only person that finds her so attractive?

  24. bob

    poop!!

  25. bob

    poop I say!!!

  26. I wouldn’t ask her to leave………ever

  27. RH

    All the negative comments are crazy stupid…..she is one of the finest, sexiest, and talented young ladies that are hitting the big screen today. She has everything that makes me feel good to be alive. I am even looking forward to seeing her blue alien image in Avatar.

  28. bxjam85

    She’s a Latina of African descent you tards.

  29. black latina

    SOME latinas ARE black and/or mixed with black @ no. 6: weird. acting like ‘latina’ cancels out ‘black’. how ’bout zoe’s latina AND black AND hot as hell!

  30. Thaddeus

    too thin? I’m actually glad we have a black girl who doesn’t feature the usual lardass or pine-sized thighs, thank god

  31. gigi

    omg, why is it every time a pic like this is posted on these bloody things there’s always a weird & mal-educated race/ethnicity discussion?! f* a duck…… and who said she’s beautiful? she’s actually quite average but has an awesome body & great hair that actually grew out of her own head…

  32. I like her photos where she is wearing white bikini.

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  34. woahh! sexy!!!!1

  35. i like the photos!!!

    Oh my they are sexy!!!!!

  36. without bikini please…

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  38. kat

    she’s “ok”. the profanity during the interview wasn’t necessary and it actually diminishes her appeal for me and I’m a female. I just think females do that to target a “male” audience but honestly “classy” is way better than “trashy.” I’ve never been a huge fan of her’s. I think she sometimes goes way over the top in movies. Her body? Now I’m a caramel chick and have small curves, 120lbs, 5’4 1/2 and she’s shaped like a 12 year old. Last year this was the “look” I have to agree, but now, meat is so much better, men love meat, they crave meat, they yearn for meat. Not Kim Kardashian does jelly donuts meat but I mean ” I eat 3 times a day and a few snacks and don’t fantasize about my weight meat”. What happened to that? That’s what I love to see. I’ve gained 5 lbs and you know what, it’s nice to see my boobs jiggle and a little hip and a little butt on me, instead of looking like skeletor or like I got stuck in a time warp at age 9.

  39. kat

    she’s “ok”. the profanity during the interview wasn’t necessary and it actually diminishes her appeal for me and I’m a female. I just think females do that to target a “male” audience but honestly “classy” is way better than “trashy.” I’ve never been a huge fan of her’s. I think she sometimes goes way over the top in movies. Her body? Now I’m a caramel chick and have small curves, 120lbs, 5’4 1/2 and she’s shaped like a 12 year old. Last year this was the “look” I have to agree, but now, meat is so much better, men love meat, they crave meat, they yearn for meat. Not Kim Kardashian does jelly donuts meat but I mean ” I eat 3 times a day and a few snacks and don’t fantasize about my weight meat”. What happened to that? That’s what I love to see. I’ve gained 5 lbs and you know what, it’s nice to see my boobs jiggle and a little hip and a little butt on me, instead of looking like skeletor or like I got stuck in a time warp at age 9.

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  44. Combs

    Since when is she an action chick? She’s a bean pole doing “action” in a CGI flick. Whatever, lol. Now her Avatar costar Michelle Rodriguez, THAT is a chick who’s hardcore and hot.

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