Zhang Ziyi

20041029_ziyi.jpgIn case you were wondering, yes, Zhang Ziyi is incredibly gorgeous. And in case you were also wondering, no, her first name isn’t Zhang. I know the whole cross cultural thing is difficult for a lot of idiots to master, so I’m just going to go ahead and point out that Zhang is actually her last name. “But it comes first!” you exclaim, in an outburst of ignorance. Well that’s just the way they do things in China and, as long as they’re producing individuals as donkey licking beautiful as Zhang Ziyi, that’s okay by me.

*Note: Her real name in America would be Ziyi Zhang, but we’re so used to calling her Zhang Ziyi that I’m just going to leave it as that.