Because this day has basically been nothing but bikini and Tara Reid posts – And Heidi Klum topless. – here’s the first look at her new husband Zack Kehayov because Tara somehow already sold the wedding photos to Life & Style for their Wednesday issue. The wedding that just happened yesterday, mind you, the same day she got engaged. And you may be thinking to yourself, is the demand for Tara Reid really that high? Prior to yesterday, I would’ve spent five hours laughing in your face, but I shit you not, our top search terms for today have been Zack Keyahov and Michael Lilleund. Not Tara, of course, just the mental giants who penetrated her claygina and went, “This. I want this for life,” so I can understand the curiosity. It’s like finding a new species. “You say it will fornicate with Tara Reid and return for seconds? Get me the Smithsonian!”
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This is Zack Keyahov, Mr. Tara Reid….or as we like to call him, “Tard”.
Tard looks as smart as this dumb ass: http://videoinbox.com/#kTcfIVVdHlKFK6LaPjSyJw/AAAA9w
he looks special
I bet there was some anal sex going on that night.
I figure she took it in the mud-pie maker a couple of times as well so he wouldn’t feel used.
I get a “Big Gay Al” vibe from this guy.
I get more of a “Timm-ay!”
She looks like a lost Olsen twin.
Nice wedding dress for a slut. I hope that she didn’t wear it in church. Oh well, Congratulation to Tara and Mystery Man.
Exactly. Pull your skirt up Tara, Sweet Zeus!
One eye is heading inland, the other out to sea.
One eye is heading to the Mountains for their honeymoon, the other is going on a Sea Cruise.
One eye is honeymooning in the Mountains, the other is taking a Sea Cruise.
Well played, Young Canine!
I suppose she’s pinching him to see if she is dreaming?
I really hope they will never reproduce.
Zack Keyahov?! My sources told me his name was Jack Mehoff, weird.
He is sporting some serious wonk eye, which is the only explanation for him being blind to the fact that she looks like a drunken, bloated mess here.
Well, there you go. My great grandpa was right after all, when saying: ‘For every man, there’s a woman’.
To Honor …
Only Tara Reid could pull off looking dowdy and skanky at the same time.
Well put. I couldn’t put my finger on it.
RUN!
At least her Franken-tummy seems to have dissipated. Not that I should be able to note that from seeing someone in their goddamn wedding dress …
Two people who woke up with the next morning with hangovers from hell accompanied by feelings of panic & remorse.
Best of luck to ya.
idk he looks like hes saying “$$$$!!!”
Why? Because he’s married to Tara? If so, he’s in for some “????!!!” later.
HA! Danish news site announced this wedding because they thought she’d married a Dane called Lillelund….her former boyfriend.
She married Ricky Martin?
She married a terrorist
nah, they are not interested in ugly American white trash. He is more like one of your fellow Euro trash buddies from Greece, ugly and retarded. Nice attempt to pump one of your country men up though, admire your perserverance.
That is def a Slavic name numb-nuts, it might be time you travel outside of the U.S. for a little and figure out how meaningless your life is
Plastic silver flip flops..classy.
What kind of fucktard would look at this cover and say “Damn, I gotta buy this magazine.”
That’s the smile of a man who enjoys a good rawhide chew toy.
I’m assuming this dude wants to take her to Aruba to go snorkeling.
LOL!!!
Wonder if he tried to motorboat her
Married one day & he’s already got a wandering eye.
Fish, I do believe that you spelled his name wrong, not that anyone really cares. I do believe it’s spelled KEHAYOV, which by the way, is Hebrew for yeast infection (Keh = putrid, Ayov = leavening).
I didn’t know Old Navy sold wedding clothes.
I bet those mahogany Arby flaps give off a moist and beefy queef
divorce in 4 3 2 1..
usually when i see a couple. I’m usually afraid he will fuck me up figuratively . with this guy it would be literally
doesn’t he know she has been banged more than a bumpercar at disney world?
test 123
worst publicity stunt ever. you know with couples i am afraid the dude will do me figuratively . with this one it would be literally
Does she own any full length shirts? Someone needs to tell her that shirts that show your mid-drift are so 1999.
Which is really to bad, those shirts are boss.
Not gonna disagree with that actually.
Hey, he figures he’s going to be a widower, due to anorexia, by the end of the year, anyways. I wonder if he’s got her in his celeb death pool?
Tyra really doesn’t look happy, she looks like she’s tired, ready for this whole occassion called “her wedding”, to be done n over with!!!
after this her next husband: Marvel comics penciler.
Hmmm, trying to be nice, but.. lol. Needs to get her eyelashes done by someone certified, have these people ever heard of lashologist.org ?
wow such a witty plug no one has any idea that you are pushing a website…. dumbass
Would brushing her hair have killed her?
Zack is a great friend of my family and he is such a normal, nice guy.
So you all can stop putting rude comments about him. How rude!
Well that’s a relief.
sweet very good there hang on too him
omg whats the big thing with tara reid , why is she so disliked?