Zach Braff and Mandy Moore split up

June 14th, 2006 // 94 Comments
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Us Weekly is reporting Zach Braff and Mandy Moore have split up after going out for a year and a half. Braff was spotted at Hyde on June 8 downing drinks and trying to get with Jessica Simpson, despite costar Christa Miller saying on Howard Stern Monday that they were still together. A source says:

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  1. aivilo

    GO DIE

  2. Iambananas

    She’s 21.

  3. Iambananas

    She seems like she’s been around a lot longer and is a lot older!

  4. Iambananas

    He’s 31!!!

  5. Click my name, BigJim. Scared???

  6. aivilo

    DIE!

  7. Iambananas

    I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

  8. Iambananas

    Wiat a second, Mandy Moore is 21 and Zack is 31? How yung was she? If she was like 16 when they first started going out, that maks him 26? WOW!

  9. aivilo

    DIE!

  10. jane's eyre

    Mandy Moore was 20 and Zach 29 when they started dating, planting Zach just outside of Perville.

  11. redsonja1313

    HE didn’t want to follow FEZ !!! and she told him he was the first !!!

  12. jFp

    ahhhh….that poem blows

  13. henrysgirl

    # 11- lmfao!!! Do you think Mandy will ever reach the dramatic heights Charlene did on Dallas? One can only dream…

  14. limper

    In that photo, she looks like she’s ashamed to be seen with him. I think she caught on to the fact that Braff is the next David Schwimmer, only with less money.

  15. HughJorganthethird

    Damn. I was really hoping this one would last.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  16. LilRach

    #9 I agree :)

  17. I think I’ll change my name to Feed Me Trousersnake. That’s hot.

  18. RichPort

    Mandy Mooore loves Lasik surgery. Consequently Zach Braff hates Lasik surgery.

  19. cats069

    DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

  20. Iambananas

    seriously? the fact that you know the names of regular commenters (or at least their fake names) proves you have a really great life and enjoy being outside, helping people. as opposed to sitting around your computer, logging on every few minutes to see if “whipper” or “lamebanana” has written a response yet.

  21. Iambananas

    I’m Iambananas. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

  22. Iambananas

    MORE IMPORTANTLY…

    Seriously… The fact that you know the names of regular commenters (or at least their fake names) proves you have a really great life and enjoy being outside, helping people. as opposed to sitting around your computer, logging on every few minutes to see if “whipper” or “lamebanana” has written a response yet.

  23. Iambananas

    EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY …

    Seriously … I am gay. Jus’ thought you’d like to know.

  24. Iambananas

    #71. Fake lame ‘naners, I am not “mentally retarded”, I am just “slow”, and a bit “dim”, and somewhat “dumb”, and … well, “gay” of course.

  25. BigJim

    Pretending to be lame bananas is even worse than being lame bananas.

    Well, not really, but it’s still pretty gay.

  26. jauxhawk

    I happen to think zach braff is attractive.

  27. Fa Cube Itches

    Wow….Mandy Moore and Steve Spurrier broke up? I didn’t even know they were dating!

  28. kukamunga

    aww, well…. I think Zach Braff is an amazing director.

  29. Iambananas

    Li’l Jimmy’s gonna have sex with his “hot pussy” ( right hand ), then relax and contemplate his “wealth” ( Chuck E Cheese tips ), and his education ( GED, well almost ), and be thankful for all that he has ( needle dick ) …

    ‘night cunt.

  30. matt2585

    #64 How do you make the leap from Zach Braff to Schwimmer? One was the star of a quirky, innovative comedy. The other was the biggest annoyance in a six-person formula sitcom that hit it big but was by no means groundbreaking. One directed an award-winning movie. The other’s biggest movie was, what, as a voice in Madagascar?

    You’re comparing apples and oranges. Whether or not you like Zach Braff, you could have picked a hundred other skinny white guys and been closer to describing him than “the next David Schwimmer, with less money.”

    Braff & Moore didn’t start dating until the twilight of the 2004 election. She would have been 20 1/2 by then. He’s 9 years older to the month. By Hollywood standards, I think they’re considered the same age. She should be dating Harrison Ford by now.

  31. TheRuckus

    I think HYDE is running a promotion where if you buy two drinks, you get a date with Jessica Simpson

  32. Amy

    i prefer mandy with brown hair. but your hair probably gets damaged by dying it all the time huh

  33. TOPAZ21

    lame bananas…where do you live? really? can you please stop with this shit? we’re all getting really sick of it. being a coob is nothing you should be proud of. where i come from, by now you would have checked yourself in a mental institute.
    bigjim: eh comment cracked me up…just like everything else you said.

  34. sarah

    i’m sad to see that they have called it quits, but at the same time, i’m kinda glad she’s not in the picture anymore. he can do so much better i think.

    oh and the big jim guy, that part about the paris hilton video being on your tv and you having to throw it out because it has been infected.. wonderful :) i seriously laughed out loud.

  35. Randy Pan the goatboy

    Ah man, I was told by a friend that I remind her of that guy. Don’t I feel like a janitor.

    Oh well, at least we get to score with young hot chicks.

  36. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    That Jessica Simpson sure loves the Cock-a-Cola.

  37. woo hoo! so she “wants to see what

  38. Cratylus

    “she’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking pretty, she needs to bat for my team”

    Maybe after this breakup she’ll spiral into a deep depression, gain several hundred pounds and neglect to shave her legs for several years.

    Don’t lose hope.

  39. Swordman

    Cool, its about time that hottie smartened up

  40. limper

    80: You’re right: Zach Braff isn’t the next David Schwimmer.

    He’s the next Matthew Perry.

    *runs away*

  41. MeganHarris

    Ouch!

  42. Sorry but I think Mandy’s the loser in this scenario; Zach’s adorable, nebbishy, smart, funny and talented. Not to mention successful and unaffected. In short, he’s every Jewish girl’s fantasy man. And besides, Mandy would’ve never converted anyway.

  43. The Word

    stephanieg- i’m not debating any of your other points, but what does the possibility of Mandy not converting have to do with it? you name any Jewish celebrity married to a Christian and spousal conversion isn’t far up the list of priorities. Its not as if Jews are on a quest to convert their spouses. Jews don’t always expect their spouses to convert to Judaism anymore than Christians want their spouses of another religion to convert to Christianity. I don’t know why they split up, but i doubt that ever was an issue.

  44. It Girl

    I bet they broke up because she met John Krasinski. I’d sell my own vital organs to get next to that boy.

    He’s like Zach Braff, only cuter, funnier, and younger.

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