Zach Braff and Mandy Moore split up

so bad

o btw i was first but why do we have a post on mandy moore she is a teenage hasbeen

ohh… I’m pretty sad. I love both of them so much. Plus those episodes of Scrubs she guest starred in this season were amazing.

I could never figure out why people say Zach Braff is cute. He’s too Muppet-y for me.

And I don’t trust people who show both their top and bottom rows of teeth when they smile.

She’s so much younger than he is.

she’s so much younger than he is.

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Wow, becuase I really want to be up to date of these a-listers. I didn’t even know they were going out!

she’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking pretty, she needs to bat for my team

Hillary Duff is the new Mandy Moore.

Charlene Tilton is the old Mandy Moore.

mmmmmmmm. More mandy for me.

“Zach was mature…” Because he’s, like, forty. And he’s learned to live with disappointment, being Zach Braff and all.

I like her better with dark hair. Blonde hair washes her skin out.

At this very moment, Paris Hilton’s new Stars are Blind video is on my TV. Now I have to throw the damn thing out and buy a new one, because the old set is infected.

You know, I used to think he was somewhat attractive until the airport scene in Garden State where he is trying to tell Natalie Portman that “it was something he needs to do” and his lips look so huge and disgusting, but he was trying to act serious. I wanted to slap him for looking so gross. Mandy Moore always tells the world about her flings, STFU about it n00b.

This makes me genuinely sad.

I’m sorry to hear that they’re no longer together.

Mandy, please come over posthaste. Bring champagne, a riding crop and be sure to wear those open toed heels I like. kthxgetonme.

Oh BigJim, I heart you, you always can make me giggle…

She dumped him because his dick was too small, and she’s all stretched out from Fez’s massive man meat. She needs a guy with a huge unit to satisfy her now.

Like me.

Oh bambi… go for someone in your own league.

BTW WHY DID MANDY GIVE UP ON ANDY RODDICK!? That boy is yummm.

She’s really pretty, though. The blond hair is a good look.

The tennis player? ew.

Who is Christa Miller?

Fuck me! Now it’s a commercial for that stupid Keanu and Sandra Bullock movie.

Gak!

Why didn’t they go make Speed 3 instead? It might be slightly less gag inducing.

OK, commercial’s over now, and it’s… Nick Lachey’s latest. Jesus Fucking Christ! I’m gonna kill my bastard kids for hiding the remote.

I love that song “Stars Are Blind” It’s awesong, ahs a fun beat and is a perfect summer tune.

Coob, you lying sack of shit. I thought you promised to go drink Liquid Plumber or something.

How about turning off the T.V. for five minutes. Outside is soooo nice.

#27… ummm, when? What are you smoking?

I think Zach Braff is adorable in Scrubs. I have a soft spot for actors, who always seem so lost and confused (even if it’s only because the role requires them to act like that). Kind of like Brendan Fraser in practically every movie he’s ever starred in. And Mandy Moore is so pretty. I hope she goes back to him after she’s enjoyed a bit of “freedom”.

Oh, I forgot this was the Superficial. What’s up with “Mandy was very young when they got together and she wanted to see what

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Makes you wish for those days with the TV’s with the knob to change the channel, eh?

That’s part of your native language, right, eh?

tarjamarja … How long have they been a couple?

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I agree with you on the big lips part. Ew. Fishy-fishy, want a kissy?

“Mandy was very young when they got together and she wanted to see what

I don’t mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
Cuz I don’t find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk their talk is suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I’m satisfied, oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I’ll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let’s see what this love can do
Baby i’m perfect for you

My love, ohh oh

I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that love’s what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn’t we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I’ll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let’s see what this love can do
Baby i’m perfect for you

Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical, oh no, no no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I’ll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let’s see what this love can do
Let’s see what this love can do
Baby I’m perfect for you

Baby I’m perfect for you

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

Eh?

This makes me sad because I adore them both.
He isn’t hot in that “oh baby I want to jump you” way, but that quirky/nerdy “oh baby I want to watch star wars” with you way.
Mandy Moore is a sweetheart.

Dear God, Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Vishnu, Buddha, Santa Claus, or whoever the fuck else has the power to hear my prayers and answer them:

Please kill the coob.

why is it that everytime a celebrity is single they always throw their shit at jessica simpson, paris hilton, lindsay lohan or an olsen twin?

Aw, I missed you too, LittleJim

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I’ll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let’s see what this love can do
Let’s see what this love can do
Baby I’m perfect for you

And while you’re at it, kill Paris Hilton too.

Paris Hilton and I have a lot in common. Were both better people than Little Jim.

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GO DIE

I’m Iambananas. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The coob said it has a lot in common with Paris Hilton.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can’t possibly come up with a better insult than that.

mandy was great on entourage – but who is the fruit sald head guy next to her anyway?

BigJim…

Official member of C.O.O.B. (club of obsessors over Bananas)

#3 spot. You really like to obsess over me, dont you?

I’m Iambananas. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

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I have no idea, but judging by that “now that she’s a woman” bit, I’m guessing they’ve been dating since she was 7 or 8 years old.

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I agree. The blond hair doesn’t suit her at all.

How old is she now?

Who do you think dumped whom?