Zach Braff and Mandy Moore split up

June 14th, 2006 // 94 Comments
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Us Weekly is reporting Zach Braff and Mandy Moore have split up after going out for a year and a half. Braff was spotted at Hyde on June 8 downing drinks and trying to get with Jessica Simpson, despite costar Christa Miller saying on Howard Stern Monday that they were still together. A source says:

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  1. crazybananas

    so bad

  2. crazybananas

    o btw i was first but why do we have a post on mandy moore she is a teenage hasbeen

  3. RobotAttack

    ohh… I’m pretty sad. I love both of them so much. Plus those episodes of Scrubs she guest starred in this season were amazing.

  4. jane's eyre

    I could never figure out why people say Zach Braff is cute. He’s too Muppet-y for me.

  5. jane's eyre

    And I don’t trust people who show both their top and bottom rows of teeth when they smile.

  6. She’s so much younger than he is.

  7. Iambananas

    Wow, becuase I really want to be up to date of these a-listers. I didn’t even know they were going out!

  8. Libraesque

    she’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking pretty, she needs to bat for my team

  9. Iambananas

    Hillary Duff is the new Mandy Moore.

  10. mrs.t

    Charlene Tilton is the old Mandy Moore.

  11. UCSD

    mmmmmmmm. More mandy for me.

  12. mrs.t

    “Zach was mature…” Because he’s, like, forty. And he’s learned to live with disappointment, being Zach Braff and all.

  13. jane's eyre

    I like her better with dark hair. Blonde hair washes her skin out.

  14. BigJim

    At this very moment, Paris Hilton’s new Stars are Blind video is on my TV. Now I have to throw the damn thing out and buy a new one, because the old set is infected.

  15. cleofatra

    You know, I used to think he was somewhat attractive until the airport scene in Garden State where he is trying to tell Natalie Portman that “it was something he needs to do” and his lips look so huge and disgusting, but he was trying to act serious. I wanted to slap him for looking so gross. Mandy Moore always tells the world about her flings, STFU about it n00b.

  16. celebritywhore

    This makes me genuinely sad.

  17. Nikk The Templar

    I’m sorry to hear that they’re no longer together.

    Mandy, please come over posthaste. Bring champagne, a riding crop and be sure to wear those open toed heels I like. kthxgetonme.

  18. gossipmonger

    Oh BigJim, I heart you, you always can make me giggle…

  19. BigJim

    She dumped him because his dick was too small, and she’s all stretched out from Fez’s massive man meat. She needs a guy with a huge unit to satisfy her now.

    Like me.

  20. aivilo

    Oh bambi… go for someone in your own league.

    BTW WHY DID MANDY GIVE UP ON ANDY RODDICK!? That boy is yummm.

  21. Iambananas

    She’s really pretty, though. The blond hair is a good look.

  22. Iambananas

    The tennis player? ew.

  23. Iambananas

    Who is Christa Miller?

  24. BigJim

    Fuck me! Now it’s a commercial for that stupid Keanu and Sandra Bullock movie.

    Gak!

    Why didn’t they go make Speed 3 instead? It might be slightly less gag inducing.

    OK, commercial’s over now, and it’s… Nick Lachey’s latest. Jesus Fucking Christ! I’m gonna kill my bastard kids for hiding the remote.

  25. Iambananas

    I love that song “Stars Are Blind” It’s awesong, ahs a fun beat and is a perfect summer tune.

  26. BigJim

    Coob, you lying sack of shit. I thought you promised to go drink Liquid Plumber or something.

  27. Iambananas

    How about turning off the T.V. for five minutes. Outside is soooo nice.

  28. Iambananas

    #27… ummm, when? What are you smoking?

  29. I think Zach Braff is adorable in Scrubs. I have a soft spot for actors, who always seem so lost and confused (even if it’s only because the role requires them to act like that). Kind of like Brendan Fraser in practically every movie he’s ever starred in. And Mandy Moore is so pretty. I hope she goes back to him after she’s enjoyed a bit of “freedom”.

    Oh, I forgot this was the Superficial. What’s up with “Mandy was very young when they got together and she wanted to see what

  30. jane's eyre

    25
    Makes you wish for those days with the TV’s with the knob to change the channel, eh?

    That’s part of your native language, right, eh?

  31. Iambananas

    tarjamarja … How long have they been a couple?

  32. jane's eyre

    16
    I agree with you on the big lips part. Ew. Fishy-fishy, want a kissy?

  33. Chicagoboy

    “Mandy was very young when they got together and she wanted to see what

  34. Iambananas

    I don’t mind spending some time
    Just hanging here with you
    Cuz I don’t find too many guys
    That treat me like you do
    Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
    But when I walk their talk is suicide
    Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
    But you can see the real me inside
    And I’m satisfied, oh no, ohh

    Even though the gods are crazy
    Even though the stars are blind
    If you show me real love baby
    I’ll show you mine

    I can make you nice and naughty
    Be the devil and angel too
    Got a heart and soul and body
    Let’s see what this love can do
    Baby i’m perfect for you

    My love, ohh oh

    I could be your confidante
    Just one of your girlfriends
    But I know that love’s what you want
    If tomorrow the world ends
    Why shouldn’t we be with the one we really love?
    Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
    At night at home? oh no, ohh

    Even though the gods are crazy
    Even though the stars are blind
    If you show me real love baby
    I’ll show you mine

    I can make you nice and naughty
    Be the devil and angel too
    Got a heart and soul and body
    Let’s see what this love can do
    Baby i’m perfect for you

    Excuse me for feeling
    This moment is critical
    Might be me feeling
    It could get physical, oh no, no no

    Even though the gods are crazy
    Even though the stars are blind
    If you show me real love baby
    I’ll show you mine

    I can make you nice and naughty
    Be the devil and angel too
    Got a heart and soul and body
    Let’s see what this love can do
    Let’s see what this love can do
    Baby I’m perfect for you

    Baby I’m perfect for you

    Even though the gods are crazy

    Even though the stars are blind

    Even though the gods are crazy

    Even though the stars are blind

  35. BigJim

    Eh?

  36. IGotAnFCandK

    This makes me sad because I adore them both.
    He isn’t hot in that “oh baby I want to jump you” way, but that quirky/nerdy “oh baby I want to watch star wars” with you way.
    Mandy Moore is a sweetheart.

  37. BigJim

    Dear God, Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Vishnu, Buddha, Santa Claus, or whoever the fuck else has the power to hear my prayers and answer them:

    Please kill the coob.

  38. punctiliouspig

    why is it that everytime a celebrity is single they always throw their shit at jessica simpson, paris hilton, lindsay lohan or an olsen twin?

  39. Iambananas

    Aw, I missed you too, LittleJim

  40. Iambananas

    Even though the gods are crazy
    Even though the stars are blind
    If you show me real love baby
    I’ll show you mine

    I can make you nice and naughty
    Be the devil and angel too
    Got a heart and soul and body
    Let’s see what this love can do
    Let’s see what this love can do
    Baby I’m perfect for you

  41. BigJim

    And while you’re at it, kill Paris Hilton too.

  42. Iambananas

    Paris Hilton and I have a lot in common. Were both better people than Little Jim.

  43. aivilo

    35

    GO DIE

  44. Iambananas

    I’m Iambananas. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

  45. BigJim

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    The coob said it has a lot in common with Paris Hilton.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I can’t possibly come up with a better insult than that.

  46. VivianneO

    mandy was great on entourage – but who is the fruit sald head guy next to her anyway?

  47. Iambananas

    BigJim…

    Official member of C.O.O.B. (club of obsessors over Bananas)

    #3 spot. You really like to obsess over me, dont you?

    I’m Iambananas. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

  48. 31

    I have no idea, but judging by that “now that she’s a woman” bit, I’m guessing they’ve been dating since she was 7 or 8 years old.

    14

    I agree. The blond hair doesn’t suit her at all.

  49. Iambananas

    How old is she now?

    Who do you think dumped whom?

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